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(TwinCities.com)   Two women sexually assault man with pliers, article includes a helpful picture of what a pair of pliers may look like   (twincities.com) divider line 119
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2012-01-31 08:09:02 PM  
No blowtorch?
 
2012-01-31 08:29:38 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

Not the pliers !!!
 
2012-01-31 08:48:25 PM  
The guy sounds like an idiot.

They teased him, beat him up, threw his shoe in the toilet, "made" him drink their piss, THEN they say they want to sex him up...and he buys it.
 
2012-01-31 08:56:44 PM  
www.anyonefortee.com
 
2012-01-31 08:57:12 PM  
OW! MY BALLS DICK!
 
2012-01-31 09:00:57 PM  
There's just something fundamentally wrong with this story
 
2012-01-31 09:01:51 PM  
Needle nose. Essentially tweezers. Poor guy.
 
2012-01-31 09:31:27 PM  
www.tarantino.info
Not impressed without a blo-torch.
 
2012-01-31 09:31:53 PM  
He is lucky! Some people have to pay for that kind of treatment.
 
2012-01-31 09:32:19 PM  
And let that serve as a warning to the rest of you!!! Don't trust women in Wisconsin!!
 
2012-01-31 09:32:53 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

Laughs at their amateurism ...
 
2012-01-31 09:36:24 PM  
Wanted for questioning:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-01-31 09:37:11 PM  
Ummm. Why'd he hang around after being punched/kicked/having his shoe dumped in the toilet/tricked into drinking pee?

And why the fark would you think sexing from the people who did all that is a good idea?

/Unless you're into it all
//NTTAWWT
 
2012-01-31 09:37:22 PM  
www.amsisupply.com

or

www.vehicleautopsy.com

?
 
2012-01-31 09:38:18 PM  
If you need needle nose pliers to play with your pecker, never let anyone know!
 
2012-01-31 09:38:30 PM  
Those are pliers??

Damn, I've calling those Phillips-head screwdrivers for nigh on 20 years
 
2012-01-31 09:38:59 PM  
musta been a small dick
 
2012-01-31 09:39:25 PM  
How did two women armed with nothing but a pair of pliers and a cup of their own urine "force" a grown man to do anything?
 
2012-01-31 09:39:56 PM  
www.plumbersurplus.com
 
2012-01-31 09:41:12 PM  
img4.imageshack.us
That kind of thing is hard to ignore...
 
2012-01-31 09:41:43 PM  
The man said the sisters later brought him a cup of liquid that they said was lemonade and forced him to drink it. It was urine from the sisters.

And 'round the back, fudge is made.
 
2012-01-31 09:42:20 PM  
Here's Valerie:

media.mugshots.com

And her sister Amanda...

media.mugshots.com
 
2012-01-31 09:42:33 PM  
I find this deeply confusing. Was he crippled? Retarded? Did they beat him to the point he could no longer move? The article says at one point he was threatened with a... belt. Which is the closest it comes to explaining why he didn't do what I would think is the logical thing and FLEE.
 
2012-01-31 09:43:13 PM  
throw them in a men's prison.
 
2012-01-31 09:43:56 PM  
was everyone involved with this story, including the author of TFA, a drunken Chinese monkey?
 
2012-01-31 09:45:05 PM  
How tall was he?

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2012-01-31 09:45:09 PM  
I usually have to pay extra for all that.

/really I'm first with this?
 
2012-01-31 09:45:11 PM  

7wolf: I find this deeply confusing. Was he crippled? Retarded? Did they beat him to the point he could no longer move? The article says at one point he was threatened with a... belt. Which is the closest it comes to explaining why he didn't do what I would think is the logical thing and FLEE.


I think he was tricked into thinking he was going to get some cram holin' in, but then realized after a certain numbers of antics that the sisters were just cruelly cock teasing him, and he got all butt hurt and.embarrassed and called the cops.
 
2012-01-31 09:45:40 PM  
It was probably some fetish that went horribly wrong...or right.
/God, I hope it's wrong.
//Or not, these kinds of stories might get kind of entertaining
///That was too low.
 
2012-01-31 09:45:40 PM  
It's Somerset, WI. how much meth, booze and other mind altering drugs were involved?
/i've been through that scary lil town enough to know not to fark with their ladies
 
2012-01-31 09:46:59 PM  
Let's reconstruct the timeline, based on the best possible guesses (italic), plus what we actually know from the story (bold):

September 28:
Guy contacts two chicks after seeing BDSM ad on Craigslist.
Guy masturbates several times.


October 1:
Guy goes to the house with the two chicks.
The two chicks
and him smoke pot.
They punch and kick him.
They soak his shoes.
He drinks a cup of their urine.
He undresses when they say one of them is going to fark him.
They twist his dick with the pliers.
They rip his shirt.

He complains and demands they pay for his shirt.
They refuse.
He leaves.

October 26:
After repeated attempts to get money for his ruined shirt, he goes to the cops and says they assaulted him. He then notifies the chicks.


October 27:
They call and threaten to tell authorities he smoked pot with them,
if he doesn't drop the charges. He refuses.

January 31:
Cops finally arrest chicks.


Moral of the story: Don't forget the safe word.
 
2012-01-31 09:47:52 PM  
Some men would pay good money to get that sort of treatment...
 
2012-01-31 09:48:17 PM  

four95: Here's Valerie:

[media.mugshots.com image 400x300]

And her sister Amanda...

[media.mugshots.com image 400x533]


Had the same thought... The former is definitely Valerie, but you're wrong about the second one... Look at her prior convictions - if she's 17 now, she'd have a felony conviction as a 9 year old.
 
2012-01-31 09:48:17 PM  

four95: Here's Valerie:

[media.mugshots.com image 400x300]

And her sister Amanda...

[media.mugshots.com image 400x533]


Wow, you can actually see the crazy in their eyes.
 
2012-01-31 09:49:18 PM  
I think this poor kid had some obvious mental limitations, which makes what these girls did all the more cruel.

Either that, or he foolishly let them handcuff him to the bed because they "just wanted to have a little fun with him." Who among us has not fallen for that one?

/ It hurt
// So good
 
2012-01-31 09:49:35 PM  

Also:

wesleybauman.files.wordpress.com
Proud.
 
2012-01-31 09:50:00 PM  

four95: Here's Valerie:

[media.mugshots.com image 400x300]

And her sister Amanda...

[media.mugshots.com image 400x533]


they seem like nice girls
 
2012-01-31 09:50:57 PM  

Theaetetus: He complains and demands they pay for his shirt.


To be fair, the shirt really tied the room together.
 
2012-01-31 09:54:03 PM  

Omahawg: four95: Here's Valerie:

[media.mugshots.com image 400x300]

And her sister Amanda...

[media.mugshots.com image 400x533]

they seem like nice girls


How is it legal to make a 17 year-old's photo public? I was under the impression that as a minor, her identity was supposed to remain withheld.

But then, I'm no law-talking guy.
 
2012-01-31 09:55:09 PM  

Theaetetus: Had the same thought... The former is definitely Valerie, but you're wrong about the second one... Look at her prior convictions - if she's 17 now, she'd have a felony conviction as a 9 year old.


Yep, you're right. Oh well... Here's her facebook pic...

fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net
 
2012-01-31 09:58:12 PM  

7wolf: I find this deeply confusing. Was he crippled? Retarded? Did they beat him to the point he could no longer move? The article says at one point he was threatened with a... belt. Which is the closest it comes to explaining why he didn't do what I would think is the logical thing and FLEE.


I'm still confused on that mark. Threatened with a belt? You mean a belt with a gun, or a knife, or badger duct-taped to it? Seriously, I'm trying really hard to understand the "threatened with a belt" part of the equation.
 
2012-01-31 09:59:11 PM  
Never trust chicks with Sharpietm eyebrows.
 
2012-01-31 10:00:15 PM  
You know, this pliers on penis violence would have been prevented if they would just legalize it.
 
2012-01-31 10:01:45 PM  

four95: Here's Valerie:

[media.mugshots.com image 400x300]

And her sister Amanda...

[media.mugshots.com image 400x533]


Wow, the first one looks like a farking sociopath. There's nothing behind the eyes.
 
2012-01-31 10:03:39 PM  
Gawdamned you Nick Lowe!

images.45cat.com


All men,
All men,
All men are liars.
Their words ain't worth no more than worn out tires.
Hey Girls (Girls) Bring rusty pliers to pull this tooth...
All men are liars,
and that's the truth.
 
2012-01-31 10:05:45 PM  
Sounds like a fun time
 
2012-01-31 10:06:05 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: There's just something fundamentally wrong with this story these women.


OK, probably all three of them.
 
2012-01-31 10:07:19 PM  
Speaking of the awesomeness of Nick Lowe.....
Was he prophetic?



So white.
So white.
Refrigerator white.
 
2012-01-31 10:07:27 PM  

Theaetetus:
long timeline

Moral of the story: Don't forget the safe word.


That makes so much more sense.
 
2012-01-31 10:09:19 PM  
"Not the hammer, Gator. Use the needle nose pliers!"

www.manoronmovies.com
 
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