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Stocks post their best January since '97. So it must be the Bush recovery. Or the anticipation of a Romney presidency. Or the Jet Stream. Or a celestial convergence. What else could it be?
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FlashHarry
2012-01-31 05:58:08 PM
nearly two years of solid private-sector job growth, a dow that's nearly double its low in march of '09... i'd say that the economy is looking pretty good, considering the fact that it nearly died in september of 2008. but remember - obama only gets blamed when things are bad. if they're good, it's anybody but obama!
MaudlinMutantMollusk
2012-01-31 08:02:04 PM
its a streetlight
Hobodeluxe
2012-01-31 08:07:59 PM
employment is still down though. it's coming back but really, really slow.
djkutch
2012-01-31 08:12:36 PM
That would be the residual effect of Reagan. The biggest moments in history take a generation to play out.
/trickles, or is that tickles?
AdolfOliverPanties
2012-01-31 08:25:04 PM
Trickle down is finally working. And not from Reagan, from Alexander Hamilton.
These things take time.
davidphogan
2012-01-31 08:26:16 PM
This is bad news...for Obama.
baka-san
2012-01-31 08:42:41 PM
My Annuity has been going up almost a grand a week for the past month...
Kazan
2012-01-31 09:14:47 PM
Hobodeluxe
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employment is still down though. it's coming back but really, really slow.
employment is always the last thing to recover. always.
and it's made even slower by the debt hangover (credit cards, car loans, unaffordable mortgages) that is depressing consumer demand combined with the depressed average buying power caused by wage stagnation (That the debt bing was hiding pre-crash)
WhyteRaven74
2012-01-31 09:26:57 PM
Kazan
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and it's made even slower by the debt hangover (credit cards, car loans, unaffordable mortgages) that is depressing consumer demand combined with the depressed average buying power caused by wage stagnation (That the debt bing was hiding pre-crash)
And the compounded effects of 30 years of stagnant wages, part of which is the debt hangover, aren't helping things any either.
Lionel Mandrake
2012-01-31 09:29:14 PM
davidphogan
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This is bad news...for Obama.
WTF is that guy's problem?
Kazan
2012-01-31 09:38:33 PM
WhyteRaven74
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And the compounded effects of 30 years of stagnant wages, part of which is the debt hangover, aren't helping things any either.
Kazan
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the depressed average buying power caused by wage stagnation
i believe i already mentioned that :P
SkyFlyer
2012-01-31 10:22:53 PM
Jan 97... Republican congress, yes? Jan 12... Republican congress, yes?
AirForceVet
2012-01-31 10:24:11 PM
I predict that the Republicans in Congress will play games again with raising the US debt limit later this year, as done in the summer of 2011.
If you recall from last summer, the American debt rating dropped from AAA for the first in history directly because the Republicans threatened to not raise the debt limit for monies already appropriated by themselves. Also, the stock market dropped significantly due to these threats.
/If the economy gets tanked before the November elections, it'll be President Obama's fault, of course.
Huck And Molly Ziegler
2012-01-31 10:24:36 PM
Well, it certainly doesn't have anything to do with the calm, rational manner in which Mr. Obama has been trying to manage and guide things, despite spiteful Republican intransigence - because he's a secret socialist who hates America. That's what the Fox News and the Wall Street Urinal told me.
Impasse
2012-01-31 10:25:06 PM
Clearly due to the sensible fiscal policies of Edgar the Ætheling. Thanks Eddie!
Smeggy Smurf
2012-01-31 10:25:42 PM
I'm up about 5% since November so yeah, not bad. I don't fault or credit Fartbongo and/or the Republitards for it.
AirForceVet
2012-01-31 10:28:42 PM
SkyFlyer
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Jan 97... Republican congress, yes? Jan 12... Republican congress, yes?
What did the Republicans in Congress last month do to make the economy better? I've seen nothing since they captured the House in January 2011 to make it better. Unless you're suggesting that they're reading only the good, politically correct parts of the US Constitution in the House did it?
pudding7
2012-01-31 10:35:22 PM
SkyFlyer
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Jan 97... Republican congress, yes? Jan 12... Republican congress, yes?
So you're saying the president doesn't have anything to do with the economy? I wonder what this presidential race is going to focus on then....
jaytkay
2012-01-31 10:38:28 PM
Stocks are socialist. What part of collective ownership do you not understand?
Huck And Molly Ziegler
2012-01-31 10:39:16 PM
pudding7
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SkyFlyer: Jan 97... Republican congress, yes? Jan 12... Republican congress, yes?
So you're saying the president doesn't have anything to do with the economy? I wonder what this presidential race is going to focus on then....
Wastin' some more gol-durned terrorists!
GoldSpider
2012-01-31 10:41:51 PM
FlashHarry
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nearly two years of solid private-sector job growth, a dow that's nearly double its low in march of '09... i'd say that the economy is looking pretty good
Sure, for rich stockholders certainly...
hurdboy
2012-01-31 10:42:32 PM
Smeggy Smurf
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I'm up about 5% since November so yeah, not bad. I don't fault or credit Fartbongo and/or the Republitards for it.
What about Uncle Ben?
There's a reason oil and gold are also both way back up....
onibara
2012-01-31 10:52:26 PM
Kazan
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WhyteRaven74: And the compounded effects of 30 years of stagnant wages, part of which is the debt hangover, aren't helping things any either.
Kazan: the depressed average buying power caused by wage stagnation
i believe i already mentioned that :P
You're forgetting the decades of wage stagnation
Gergesa
2012-01-31 10:53:25 PM
Finally all that time I spent sacrificing virgins to the elder Gods is finally paying off.
Vaccinium Arboreum
2012-01-31 10:59:34 PM
onibara
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Kazan: WhyteRaven74: And the compounded effects of 30 years of stagnant wages, part of which is the debt hangover, aren't helping things any either.
Kazan: the depressed average buying power caused by wage stagnation
i believe i already mentioned that :P
You're forgetting the decades of wage stagnation
Not to mention that, you know, most people's take-home pay has been flat or even declining for several decades (adjusting for inflation.)
bk3k
2012-01-31 11:01:38 PM
Silly Liberals, this is obviously the latest Reagan Recovery.
All praise be to Reagan.
UNC_Samurai
2012-01-31 11:09:15 PM
WhyteRaven74
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Kazan: and it's made even slower by the debt hangover (credit cards, car loans, unaffordable mortgages) that is depressing consumer demand combined with the depressed average buying power caused by wage stagnation (That the debt bing was hiding pre-crash)
And the compounded effects of 30 years of stagnant wages, part of which is the debt hangover, aren't helping things any either.
Came in to say this. Even if employment is headed in the right direction, wages and the value of wages versus staple costs are still bad. But those are systemic issues, and aren't going to be fixed by the results of a presidential election.
Rapmaster2000
2012-01-31 11:18:28 PM
Car_Ramrod
2012-01-31 11:22:54 PM
"We are living in the Obama economy." - Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY)
Smeggy Smurf
2012-01-31 11:27:21 PM
hurdboy
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Smeggy Smurf: I'm up about 5% since November so yeah, not bad. I don't fault or credit Fartbongo and/or the Republitards for it.
What about Uncle Ben?
There's a reason oil and gold are also both way back up....
I think I'd rather have the rice guy. He could never screw that up
Giltric
2012-01-31 11:27:31 PM
This is good for the top 10% that own over 80% of the markets as of 2007. I looked for a chart for 2011 but I got bored as soon as I hit search.
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo
2012-01-31 11:30:25 PM
Volume precedes price. Almost always. And January had one of the lowest volume levels in a decade. Expect the S&P to give up a ton of ground between now and June.
MrEricSir
2012-01-31 11:32:32 PM
I just went pee, that's what caused this.
rjakobi
2012-01-31 11:33:20 PM
I blame Justin Bieber.
Franco
2012-01-31 11:35:51 PM
Hobodeluxe
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employment is still down though. it's coming back but really, really slow.
They are never coming back. Thirty years of outsourcing, laboring saving tech, and automation have both boasted productivity and eliminated millions upon millions jobs. What part of the economy is going to absorb these millions of workers? Education (mostly public), Healthcare (largely public), Industry (I'm sure the stock holders are falling over themselves to replace the robots back with people), service industry (the internet killed the suburban mall)? You are going to have subsidize salaries (workfare), healthcare, and yes, volunteer level jobs, or you never ever going to have society with even 4% unemployment again.
RoxtarRyan
2012-02-01 12:15:11 AM
<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6914177/74688408#c74688408" target="_blank">AirForceVet</a>:</b> <i>What did <strike>the Republicans in</strike> Congress last month do</i>
FTFY. I haven't heard of anything noteworthy Congress has done since....
Shiat. Been a while.
RoxtarRyan
2012-02-01 12:15:46 AM
And somehow, I managed to break the script buttons. Time for bed!
Goodfella
2012-02-01 12:34:12 AM
And all on
record low volume.
, with most of that coming in the last few moments of the day. Hmmm...
HFT wizardry is about the only thing preventing severe deflation
Hector Remarkable
2012-02-01 12:39:47 AM
I credit President Obama. He's a good president. I like him.
steamingpile
2012-02-01 12:44:47 AM
FlashHarry
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nearly two years of solid private-sector job growth, a dow that's nearly double its low in march of '09... i'd say that the economy is looking pretty good, considering the fact that it nearly died in september of 2008. but remember - obama only gets blamed when things are bad. if they're good, it's anybody but obama!
People are looking forward to him being gone.
Believe the bullshiat, or you can believe that nothing has recovered and home values are still plummeting with people losing their jobs/homes.
wildcardjack
2012-02-01 12:57:56 AM
My sales for late January were higher this year than last, but I think I have more inventory for customers to select from.
Each year I notice a significant drop between the last week of January and the first week of March, which I suspected correlates with people paying down their CC balances.
I need to go play with a few analytic tools, maybe I have more inventory, maybe customers really are buying more this time.
/February 2008 was a measly $800
//This week was good for $2300
rnld
2012-02-01 01:00:20 AM
Funny when people talk about Reagan. He had unemployment at the same place Obama has now at the same point in his Presidency.
steamingpile
2012-02-01 01:18:37 AM
rnld
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Funny when people talk about Reagan. He had unemployment at the same place Obama has now at the same point in his Presidency.
No he didnt.
rnld
2012-02-01 01:22:45 AM
steamingpile
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rnld: Funny when people talk about Reagan. He had unemployment at the same place Obama has now at the same point in his Presidency.
No he didnt.
Really? Care to share?
rnld
2012-02-01 01:25:43 AM
Unemployment Rates in 1981
January 1981 - 7.5%
February 1981 - 7.4%
March 1981 - 7.4%
April 1981 - 7.2%
May 1981 - 7.5%
June 1981 - 7.5%
July 1981 - 7.2%
August 1981 - 7.4%
September 1981 - 7.6%
October 1981 - 7.9%
November 1981 - 8.3%
December 1981 - 8.5%
Unemployment Rates in 1982
January 1982 - 8.6%
February 1982 - 8.9%
March 1982 - 9%
April 1982 - 9.3%
May 1982 - 9.4%
June 1982 - 9.6%
July 1982 - 9.8%
August 1982 - 9.8%
September 1982 - 10.1%
October 1982 - 10.4%
November 1982 - 10.8%
December 1982 - 10.8%
Unemployment Rates in 1983
January 1983 - 10.4%
February 1983 - 10.4%
March 1983 - 10.3%
April 1983 - 10.2%
May 1983 - 10.1%
June 1983 - 10.1%
July 1983 - 9.4%
August 1983 - 9.5%
September 1983 - 9.2%
October 1983 - 8.8%
November 1983 - 8.5%
December 1983 - 8.3%
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo
2012-02-01 02:02:06 AM
More importantly, the highest tax bracket was higher under Reagan, and that's before he increased taxes three times.
rosebud_the_sled
2012-02-01 02:10:54 AM
SkyFlyer
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Jan 97... Republican congress, yes? Jan 12... Republican congress, yes?
You are right. No matter how hard the republican congress tried, the democrats managed to create something positive even in spite of their obstructionism.
The Why Not Guy
2012-02-01 02:36:43 AM
Oh sure, the one time Jan Brewer and her fellow Republicans won't point the finger at President Obama.
rnld
2012-02-01 03:08:10 AM
The Reagan myth is just that. A myth.
Goodfella
2012-02-01 03:30:10 AM
rnld
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The Reagan myth is just that. A myth.
What about when Reagan was selling weapons and giving comfort and support to one of our most dangerous and hated enemies: Iran?
If Reagan were president today he'd probably be selling weapons to Al Qaeda.
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