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(BBC) Asinine Secret NATO report seems to indicate that Pakistan intelligence and the Taliban are BFFs   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 202
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2012-01-31 08:18:38 PM
s3-ak.buzzfed.com
 
2012-01-31 08:21:18 PM
And, Pakistan gains on Iran to see who the US will go to war with next. We stand with baited breath for North Korea's move.
 
2012-01-31 08:25:04 PM
what was the obvious tag killed by an IED?
 
2012-01-31 08:25:44 PM
Yeah, this isn't really news to anybody. Guess that's why it's on Fark.
 
2012-01-31 08:25:50 PM
I am shocked that the Taliban who formed in the early 90's in Pakistan with help of the ISI would still have ties to that country.

/Cue the retards saying Reagan supported the Taliban by showing a bunch of "those arabs in black hats" meeting with him in the 80's.
 
2012-01-31 08:27:26 PM
Duh.

/that covers it.
 
2012-01-31 08:28:06 PM
Let good ole Ray tell you about it:

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-01-31 08:28:20 PM
img17.imageshack.us
 
2012-01-31 08:28:28 PM
"seems" ?
 
2012-01-31 08:29:03 PM
Racist
 
2012-01-31 08:29:03 PM
Duh. And Saudi Arabia finances Pakistan and the Taliban. They were not only responsible for the majority of 9/11 hijackers but financed the operation and helped train them. Just like the Mumbai terrorists. So when does America attack Saudi Arabia?
 
2012-01-31 08:30:11 PM
Obvious tag hiding out in a cave in Bora Bora.
 
2012-01-31 08:30:15 PM
Flragnararch: what was the obvious tag killed by an IED?
 
2012-01-31 08:30:34 PM
Thanks for that report, Ric. Now for the weather.
 
2012-01-31 08:30:41 PM
And this is a glaring shock to who?
 
2012-01-31 08:30:55 PM
They belong to the Bangladesh Football Federation?


who knew?
 
2012-01-31 08:32:21 PM
No one should be mad, shocked, or upset. Only idiots trust muslims to begin with.

Qur'an (3:28)
SHAKIR: Let not the believers take the unbelievers for friends rather than believers; and whoever does this, he shall have nothing of (the guardianship of) Allah, but you should guard
yourselves against them, guarding carefully; and Allah makes you cautious of (retribution from) Himself; and to Allah is the eventual coming.

Sorry bros, muslims will always side with muslims over you, even if you are in the right and they in the wrong. Never trust them.
 
2012-01-31 08:32:49 PM
Obvious tag was taken out by Team 6.
 
2012-01-31 08:37:50 PM
atomicmask: No one should be mad, shocked, or upset. Only idiots trust muslims to begin with.

Qur'an (3:28)
SHAKIR: Let not the believers take the unbelievers for friends rather than believers; and whoever does this, he shall have nothing of (the guardianship of) Allah, but you should guard
yourselves against them, guarding carefully; and Allah makes you cautious of (retribution from) Himself; and to Allah is the eventual coming.

Sorry bros, muslims will always side with muslims over you, even if you are in the right and they in the wrong. Never trust them.



Do you really want to play this game? Shall we go through quotes in the Bible to compare and contrast? You're calling the kettle black.


2 Chronicles 15:12-13

12 And they entered into a covenant to seek the LORD, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and with all their soul, 13 but that whoever would not seek the LORD, the God of Israel, should be put to death, whether young or old, man or woman.
 
2012-01-31 08:40:45 PM
intelligent comment below: atomicmask: No one should be mad, shocked, or upset. Only idiots trust muslims to begin with.

Qur'an (3:28)
SHAKIR: Let not the believers take the unbelievers for friends rather than believers; and whoever does this, he shall have nothing of (the guardianship of) Allah, but you should guard
yourselves against them, guarding carefully; and Allah makes you cautious of (retribution from) Himself; and to Allah is the eventual coming.

Sorry bros, muslims will always side with muslims over you, even if you are in the right and they in the wrong. Never trust them.


Do you really want to play this game? Shall we go through quotes in the Bible to compare and contrast? You're calling the kettle black.


2 Chronicles 15:12-13

12 And they entered into a covenant to seek the LORD, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and with all their soul, 13 but that whoever would not seek the LORD, the God of Israel, should be put to death, whether young or old, man or woman.



Yeah I do, lets do this...I can really think of only one actual religious christian theocracy in the world currently, the vatican, so go ahead and tell me when the Vatican has openly lied to us while taking our money and giving it to fund our enemies at the same time.

Your equivalency is a bit off and you are retarded.
 
2012-01-31 08:41:09 PM
good now can we test out the new nuke?
 
2012-01-31 08:41:14 PM
img1.fark.net
Found it. Was working with Pakistan intelligence as well.
 
2012-01-31 08:42:13 PM
Did a Predator airstrike kill img1.fark.net?
 
2012-01-31 08:42:38 PM
atomicmask: No one should be mad, shocked, or upset. Only idiots trust muslims to begin with.

Qur'an (3:28)
SHAKIR: Let not the believers take the unbelievers for friends rather than believers; and whoever does this, he shall have nothing of (the guardianship of) Allah, but you should guard
yourselves against them, guarding carefully; and Allah makes you cautious of (retribution from) Himself; and to Allah is the eventual coming.

Sorry bros, muslims will always side with muslims over you, even if you are in the right and they in the wrong. Never trust them.


I mean, who among us wouldn't kick Allah in the nuts if he were in range?
 
2012-01-31 08:43:47 PM
atomicmask: intelligent comment below: atomicmask: No one should be mad, shocked, or upset. Only idiots trust muslims to begin with.

Qur'an (3:28)
SHAKIR: Let not the believers take the unbelievers for friends rather than believers; and whoever does this, he shall have nothing of (the guardianship of) Allah, but you should guard
yourselves against them, guarding carefully; and Allah makes you cautious of (retribution from) Himself; and to Allah is the eventual coming.

Sorry bros, muslims will always side with muslims over you, even if you are in the right and they in the wrong. Never trust them.


Do you really want to play this game? Shall we go through quotes in the Bible to compare and contrast? You're calling the kettle black.


2 Chronicles 15:12-13

12 And they entered into a covenant to seek the LORD, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and with all their soul, 13 but that whoever would not seek the LORD, the God of Israel, should be put to death, whether young or old, man or woman.


Yeah I do, lets do this...I can really think of only one actual religious christian theocracy in the world currently, the vatican, so go ahead and tell me when the Vatican has openly lied to us while taking our money and giving it to fund our enemies at the same time.

Your equivalency is a bit off and you are retarded.


Intelligent Comment Below now achieved.
 
2012-01-31 08:45:21 PM
Allen262: Did a Predator airstrike kill [img1.fark.net image 54x11]?

Obvious was publishing a pro Al-Qaeda magazine saying bad things about the USA. He had it coming to him.
 
2012-01-31 08:47:16 PM
So what, I gotta boycott 7/11 now? fark that, you know how hard it is to find a breakfast corndog at 7am?
 
2012-01-31 08:48:00 PM
That's a nukin'.
 
2012-01-31 08:48:47 PM
So, no news then. ISI working with terrorists. Sounds about right. Guess this confirms everyone's suspicions.
 
2012-01-31 08:49:03 PM
Bit'O'Gristle: And this is a glaring shock to who?

Probably all the people who are similarly shocked by announcements that abstinence-only sex ed does not prevent teen pregnancy, or that there is a link between increased oral sexual practices and throat & mouth cancer.
 
2012-01-31 08:49:09 PM
Earth to Subtard: "This is not news."
 
2012-01-31 08:49:27 PM
I published a paper about this two years ago. And I was right. Where's my cookie?
 
2012-01-31 08:51:26 PM
The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: baited breath

What are you using? Worms? Salmon eggs? Sardines?
 
2012-01-31 08:52:11 PM
Really (new window)b
 
2012-01-31 08:52:13 PM
atomicmask:
Yeah I do, lets do this...I can really think of only one actual religious christian theocracy in the world currently, the vatican, so go ahead and tell me when the Vatican has openly lied to us while taking our money and giving it to fund our enemies at the same time.

Your equivalency is a bit off and you are retarded.


Financing Nazi's and pedophiles, militant Christian regimes where the dictators murder citizens, the Crusades, the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan according to American Christians that's a war of their God against the Muslim God.

If we go down the list of number of people killed in the name of A. Islam, B. Christianity, who do you think will win?

So didn't my quote of the Bible just prove you wrong, that Christians are far worse about being trusted, since they should put any non believers to death? The Qaran just says don't make friends with them. Your book says to murder them. Checkmate, Christians.

Funny how this "retarded" person just ran circles around your anti-Semitic and xenophobic argument.
 
2012-01-31 08:52:59 PM
No shiat. Who do you think talked the US to fly Osama Bin Laden out of Afghanistan in the middle of the night with other Pakistani intelligence assets?
 
2012-01-31 08:53:35 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-31 08:54:02 PM
Ahmed Umar Syed Sheikh, former head of Pakistani intelligence, was a bagman for a certain group of hijackers friendly with the Taliban so yeah I'd imagine they're also on semi-friendly terms..
 
2012-01-31 08:54:40 PM
It's pretty bad to find out during the honeymoon that your mother-in-law is setting up dates for your spouse. But it makes for some good porn footage.
 
2012-01-31 08:54:50 PM
intelligent comment below: Duh. And Saudi Arabia finances Pakistan and the Taliban. They were not only responsible for the majority of 9/11 hijackers but financed the operation and helped train them. Just like the Mumbai terrorists. So when does America attack Saudi Arabia?

Screw attacking them, it would only waste more money (plus it would be a little difficult considering all the military technology we've happily sold them).

Lets just keep working on the alternative fuel sources, come up with something that replaces oil to a large extent, and watch from afar as Saudi Arabia and all the other oil-rich countries implode as their only export commodity becomes worthless.
 
2012-01-31 08:56:38 PM
Except it's too late for alternative fuels, the world economies are tied into dirty energy and nobody is working hard enough to change that. Everyone is still worshiping OPEC.
 
2012-01-31 08:57:29 PM
intelligent comment below: atomicmask:
Yeah I do, lets do this...I can really think of only one actual religious christian theocracy in the world currently, the vatican, so go ahead and tell me when the Vatican has openly lied to us while taking our money and giving it to fund our enemies at the same time.

Your equivalency is a bit off and you are retarded.

Financing Nazi's and pedophiles, militant Christian regimes where the dictators murder citizens, the Crusades, the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan according to American Christians that's a war of their God against the Muslim God.

If we go down the list of number of people killed in the name of A. Islam, B. Christianity, who do you think will win?

So didn't my quote of the Bible just prove you wrong, that Christians are far worse about being trusted, since they should put any non believers to death? The Qaran just says don't make friends with them. Your book says to murder them. Checkmate, Christians.

Funny how this "retarded" person just ran circles around your anti-Semitic and xenophobic argument.


It comes out about the same.

The only people who can claim the moral high ground for not killing in the name of religion are, strangely, the Hindus. In terms of organized state/religious wars, they've only got about one or two wars to their credit, versus hundreds for the Xtians and Islamists. (Source: The Great Big Book of Horrible Things, excellent book for multicide statistics, I recommend it highly)
 
2012-01-31 08:58:09 PM
intelligent comment below:
2 Chronicles 15:12-13

12 And they entered into a covenant to seek the LORD, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and with all their soul, 13 but that whoever would not seek the LORD, the God of Israel, should be put to death, whether young or old, man or woman.


Yeah, if you're trying to equivocate Islamic theocracy with Christianity, you should maybe consider the whole New Testament/New Covenant bit when quote hunting.
Anyone with a rudimentary understanding of theology would chuckle at what you just tried to do.

Good verse to use if you're arguing with a Rabbi though.

/protip: try Matthew onward
 
2012-01-31 09:03:00 PM
The codeword for this report is "DUH"
 
2012-01-31 09:03:01 PM
If this is true (which it OBVIOUSLY is), then NATO needs to be immediately dissolved because they are apparently the last to know.
 
2012-01-31 09:03:07 PM
Why don't we just be progressive and nuke the 'Stans,Iraq, and Iran into giant chunks of plate glass. The roaches that will climb out from under it all shouldn't be a problem for a few years at least.
 
2012-01-31 09:03:10 PM
intelligent comment below: atomicmask:
Yeah I do, lets do this...I can really think of only one actual religious christian theocracy in the world currently, the vatican, so go ahead and tell me when the Vatican has openly lied to us while taking our money and giving it to fund our enemies at the same time.

Your equivalency is a bit off and you are retarded.

Financing Nazi's and pedophiles, militant Christian regimes where the dictators murder citizens, the Crusades, the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan according to American Christians that's a war of their God against the Muslim God.

If we go down the list of number of people killed in the name of A. Islam, B. Christianity, who do you think will win?

So didn't my quote of the Bible just prove you wrong, that Christians are far worse about being trusted, since they should put any non believers to death? The Qaran just says don't make friends with them. Your book says to murder them. Checkmate, Christians.

Funny how this "retarded" person just ran circles around your anti-Semitic and xenophobic argument.


1. I am an atheist, better move back 2 spaces on your jump to conclusions mat
2. they did not finance nazis they turned a blind eye
3. You are digging back to what...700+ years ago? That is how you dismiss CURRENT savagery? "At one time, some other religion did something bad" is not an excuse.
4. Again I gotta ask, at one point did the vatican do all this in support of an enemy AGAINST the united states.
5. Careful when you run in circles, a little bit of that muslim shiat may dribble out of your mouth and your masters would be upset.
6. This story is living proof of that verse in the Quran being adhered to... currently. You can post all the bullshiat and drivel from the old testament or new testament and we have proof all around us that it is largely disregarded. Such as what i just said, I am an atheist, in a largely christian nation, and I do not hide it one bit.
 
2012-01-31 09:03:36 PM
I'm glad the obvious tag was brought up numerous times. And yet of the Republican candidates, Ron Paul is the crazy one for saying that nobody over there likes us, and they want us gone..... Meanwhile, Newt Gingrich wants a moon base and Fox "contributors" consider that "forward thinking".... freakin' inmates are running the asylum.
 
2012-01-31 09:05:00 PM
I'm pretty sure if it's been reported by the BBC the word "secret" no longer applies.
 
2012-01-31 09:05:35 PM
Albertan:
Yeah, if you're trying to equivocate Islamic theocracy with Christianity, you should maybe consider the whole New Testament/New Covenant bit when quote hunting.
Anyone with a rudimentary understanding of theology would chuckle at what you just tried to do.

Good verse to use if you're arguing with a Rabbi though.

/protip: try Matthew onward



The entire Bible is the word of God according to your religion. Jesus said he wasn't here to tear down any laws.

You're just taking the easy way out and trying to white wash the book you worship of any bad things, while blaming another religious book because of some bad things. It doesn't get any more hypocritical than that.

Why are some bad parts of the Qaran proof that it's an evil murdering religion, but similar passages in the Bible are just passed off as out of date and not relevant? How convenient, hypocrite.
 
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