ArkAngel: Now I have this horrible image in my head of Mark Mahlberg fingering Justin Bieber on a Ferris wheel. And now so do you.

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ArkAngel: Now I have this horrible image in my head of Mark Mahlberg fingering Justin Bieber on a Ferris wheel. And now so do you.

go on..

Unless there are somethings about Selena Gomez we need to know... like she does the fold and tuck well...

ArkAngel: Now I have this horrible image in my head of Mark Mahlberg fingering Justin Bieber on a Ferris wheel. And now so do you.

At first I was . . .



But then I was . . .

ArkAngel: Now I have this horrible image in my head of Mark Mahlberg fingering Justin Bieber on a Ferris wheel. And now so do you.

fingering Bieber??? I'll see your Mark Mahlberg and raise you Shaq!!!



/We'll practice on this first...

Ed Finnerty: Why would Justin Bieber play a heavy, older, black woman?



Article is about Reese Witherspoon, not Della Reese.

I always liked her.

Farty McPooPants: I always liked to do her.

FTFM

B.L.Z. Bub: Ed Finnerty: Why would Justin Bieber play a heavy, older, black woman?

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Article is about Reese Witherspoon, not Della Reese.

The peanut butter candy?

would he be the hot girls friend who gets killed in the woods?

lasercannon: Article is about Reese Witherspoon, not Della Reese.

The peanut butter candy?

I always liked her cups.

Harry_Seldon: lasercannon: Article is about Reese Witherspoon, not Della Reese.

The peanut butter candy?

I always liked her cups.

What Reese's Pieces may look like (new window) (NSFW)

/Apparently it's a movie called "Twilight", 10 years before THAT Twilight. Who knew?

B.L.Z. Bub: Harry_Seldon: lasercannon: Article is about Reese Witherspoon, not Della Reese.

The peanut butter candy?

I always liked her cups.

What Reese's Pieces may look like (new window) (NSFW)

/Apparently it's a movie called "Twilight", 10 years before THAT Twilight. Who knew?

It's actually kind of a good movie.

ArkAngel: Now I have this horrible image in my head of Mark Mahlberg fingering Justin Bieber on a Ferris wheel. And now so do you.

I thought it was a rollercoaster...

Justin Bieber could play the Reese Witherspoon role, Reese Witherspoon could play the Mark Wahlberg role, and Mark Wahlberg could play the William Petersen role.

[that70sshowkelsoburn.gif]

B.L.Z. Bub: What Reese's Pieces may look like (new window) (NSFW)

/Apparently it's a movie called "Twilight", 10 years before THAT Twilight. Who knew?

I certainly didn't.
/those are exquisite.

I wouldn't have minded fingerblasting Reese on a roller coaster back then.

/ Who am I kidding ? Wouldn't mind it now.

Justin Bieber in Mark Wahlberg's role would be gut-bustin' hilarious. Yes, do it, you have my blessing.

"Would he be playing me, or is he playing Mark Wahlberg."

What, HERO tag off for the day?

mc chris has a few words.

Bah, stupid link. (new window)

who's playing the Alyssa Milano role?

I just saw pics of her butt in a bikini. I has a sad now. :(

TheraTx: who's playing the Alyssa Milano role?

movieman_1979: TheraTx: who's playing the Alyssa Milano role?

Actually, I think there's a point to which the Bieb will stoop, and Reese is beneath that point. Hell, his girlfriend's mother is hotter now than Reese ever was.

By all accounts, she's a coont

ArkAngel: Now I have this horrible image in my head of Mark Wahlberg fingering Justin Bieber on a Ferris wheel. And now so do you.

That image gives Marky Mark's "Good Vibrations" song a whole new meaning.

I never could stand her. She always seemed like such a high-maintenance, self important coont. By all accounts (even her own), this turned out to be true. But some things deserve a golf clap, no matter the source. That was one of them.

Also, count me in the, "Let him, let him," crowd. Beiber in the Mark Wahlberg role? Comedy farking gold! Not to mention a quantum leap closer to the end of his career.

I always wondered if it bothered William Peterson that he had to get busted up by Marky Mark.

He was Will Graham for chissakes.

Jizz Master Zero: I never could stand her. She always seemed like such a high-maintenance, self important coont. By all accounts (even her own), this turned out to be true. But some things deserve a golf clap, no matter the source. That was one of them.

Also, count me in the, "Let him, let him," crowd. Beiber in the Mark Wahlberg role? Comedy farking gold! Not to mention a quantum leap closer to the end of his career.

I'd prefer a somewhat bigger leap than that.

/things that don't mean what you think they mean

Jizz Master Zero: I never could stand her. She always seemed like such a high-maintenance, self important coont. By all accounts (even her own), this turned out to be true. But some things deserve a golf clap, no matter the source. That was one of them.

According to director Kevin Smith, Reese is a massive coont. He encountered her a few times when both their careers were taking off in the mid-90s, and said that she was a snobby biatch. Dude hated her so much that Smith begged her co-stars for her address so he could egg & TP her house.

ChubbyTiger: Jizz Master Zero: I never could stand her. She always seemed like such a high-maintenance, self important coont. By all accounts (even her own), this turned out to be true. But some things deserve a golf clap, no matter the source. That was one of them.

Also, count me in the, "Let him, let him," crowd. Beiber in the Mark Wahlberg role? Comedy farking gold! Not to mention a quantum leap closer to the end of his career.

I'd prefer a somewhat bigger leap than that.

/things that don't mean what you think they mean

I made a mistake and now I must eliminate all witnesses. If this is going to be fixed, I have to go scorched Earth. Nothing left. I have to...

Why am I typing out my inner monologue?

SHIAT!

CarnySaur: Justin Bieber could play the Reese Witherspoon role, Reese Witherspoon could play the Mark Wahlberg role, and Mark Wahlberg could play the William Petersen role.

Nice.