One is a contemptible whining coont that thrives on power and attention-whoring antics. The other is a woman.

They both love cheesecake.

Their supporters seem to be pretty similar.

/I see you, whoever submitted this thread. Your Norris bashing link titling lives on.
//All links pop

As the Romney-doubting conservatives begin to coalesce around Gingrich, he's beginning to finally develop some well-known sympathizers, if not endorsers, who can offer kind words in a debate spin room or on cable news. But his recent gets sound like the starting lineup for an All-Star team of the worst national candidates in recent memory: Rick Perry, Herman Cain, Sarah Palin, and Fred Thompson.

Sweet Baby Jesus. If I had a bullpen lineup like that, I think I'd forfeit.

Hillary is a farking biatch and I hate this concept that we still seem to cling to with our "royal families" but if we were to have a female President who has to deal with all these countries that hate and/or dismiss women, I want a farking biatch out there rather than an idiot which we almost had last time. So I like Hillary as a political figure. She's a farking biatch but Newt is just a little biatch.

Gingrich is 45?

Yeah, that'll sell...

Gingrich is the candidate that will activate the Democratic base, much like Hillary Clinton would have done for the Right.

Had it been a contest against McCain and Hillary, I would have held my nose, and probably voted for McCain. I distrust Hillary Clinton that much. Hillary won't swing a lot of Moderate Republicans.

Newt will not swing middle of the road Independents or Democrats of any stripe.

In order to get to the Presidency, you have to capture the middle, and the only middle ground that Newt holds is his expanding waistline...

Stupid men world.

markie_farkie: One is a contemptible whining coont that thrives on power and attention-whoring antics. The other is a woman.

You win 1 internets!

culebra: Is anyone still pretending that Newt has a chance? Even in the event of a brokered convention, it's not going to be Newt.

Personally, I think we're seeing the rats jump the GOP. None of these people are in it to win the presidency. They're all trying to make a quick buck before the whole farking GOP goes under.

^{/Buy my book about the GOP going under!}

Car_Ramrod: "If he wants to continue, great, good for him," said Hessy Fernandez, a Republican strategist and member of John McCain's team in 2008. "But I just don't see how he can do it without the organization. And the funds. And the campaign. And the...you know."

Likeability? Morality? Intelligence? Soul?

E: all of the above

Car_Ramrod: "If he wants to continue, great, good for him," said Hessy Fernandez, a Republican strategist and member of John McCain's team in 2008. "But I just don't see how he can do it without the organization. And the funds. And the campaign. And the...you know."

Likeability? Morality? Intelligence? Soul?

b-b-b-b-but Moon base!! Ghetto language!! Giant mirrors in space! Food stamp President1!

stoli n coke: Well, they did both freak the fark out when they learned Bill was getting some strange.

Oh my

Blathering Idjut: hubiestubert: I would have held my nose, and probably voted for McCain. I distrust Hillary Clinton that much. Hillary won't swing a lot of Moderate Republicans.

Wtf is a "moderate republican?" I seem to recally hearing the term in a history classs maybe a decade ago but it just draws a blank. Care to fill us in?

Dude, when I was in high school 25 years ago, we talked about liberal Republicans.

Car_Ramrod: "If he wants to continue, great, good for him," said Hessy Fernandez, a Republican strategist and member of John McCain's team in 2008. "But I just don't see how he can do it without the organization. And the funds. And the campaign. And the...you know."

Likeability? Morality? Intelligence? Soul?

BRAAAAAIIIIIINNSS

IlGreven: hubiestubert: Had it been a contest against McCain and Hillary, I would have held my nose, and probably voted for McCain. I distrust Hillary Clinton that much.

...there were more names on the ballot. PICK. ANOTHER. NAME.

/The only "wasted" vote is one not cast.

Ralph Nader, Bob Barr and Cynthia McKinney weren't exactly going to unify the country either. Who was that mythical "other name"? Chuck Baldwin?

I will be throwing my vote away in the Primary for Roemer, and I realize this going in, but in a national election, especially when faced with a candidate that you really dislike, but who has a chance at getting in, you cast a vote to prevent that.

Car_Ramrod: "If he wants to continue, great, good for him," said Hessy Fernandez, a Republican strategist and member of John McCain's team in 2008. "But I just don't see how he can do it without the organization. And the funds. And the campaign. And the...you know."

Likeability? Morality? Intelligence? Soul?

Vagina.

There, I've just made you think about Hillary Clinton's vagina in the context of Newt Gingrich.

Winning, duh!

hubiestubert: Ralph Nader, Bob Barr and Cynthia McKinney weren't exactly going to unify the country either. Who was that mythical "other name"? Chuck Baldwin?

According to Breitbart, it was Mickey Mouse.

IlGreven: /The only "wasted" vote is one not cast.

That's not true. He could've written in a vote for me. I'm constitutionally ineligible to be President, so really, it is a wasted vote.

scrumpox: RexTalionis: Car_Ramrod: "If he wants to continue, great, good for him," said Hessy Fernandez, a Republican strategist and member of John McCain's team in 2008. "But I just don't see how he can do it without the organization. And the funds. And the campaign. And the...you know."

Likeability? Morality? Intelligence? Soul?

Vagina.

There, I've just made you think about Hillary Clinton's vagina in the context of Newt Gingrich.

He doesn't have one, he IS one. (I wonder if there is a snuke in it...)

Hey. Hey. Hey. Let us not sully the vagina by associating with that odious little pig. Heed the words of B*tch and Animal:

Manifest this motha f*cka #1:

Every living thing comes from and returns to (get it?)

Manifest this Muddaf*cka #2:

Let Pussy speak to me through every living thing. As all creatures move and grow, let them bring forth the open ness and warm ness that flows in the energy of Pussy...the life force on which we all depend.

Manifest this Muthaf*cka #3:

I'm sick of my genitalia being used as an insult. Are you? It's time to let my labia rip and rearrange this. Here we go:

"That was so Pussy of you to help me move to my new place! Especially since I'm living on the 13th floor. You've really made this a Pussy move!"

Manifest this Motherf*ckrr #4:

The power of Pussy could be blinding. Do not misinterpret its strength and fear it. Do not try to control it. It is light, rich and full of warmth. Use it wisely and with jeweled intentions.

Manifest this Muthef*cka #5:

The Egg says, "Don't forget me, Muddaf*cka!"
The Egg must not be understated. Let the Egg be the symbol of all courage!
Here we go:

"Honey, that took Eggs for you to tell your customer off for not tipping you 20%!"

The Egg, like courage, is a delicate intricate shell surrounding ever-changing nutritious life!

Let the Egg be the teacher and the Pussy be its nest.

Manifest this Motherf*ckrr #6:

Employ the Pussy!
*teacher
*whore
*philosopher
*president
Pay her well!

Manifest this Motherf*ckrr #7:

The Pussy is a traveler! No matter where your Pussy energy leads you, let the Pussy be your clock.
Allow the 'ticking' to be measured by
gathered and dispersed
gathered and dispersed
gathered and dispersed
one should not outweigh the other...

Manifest this Mothaf*cker #8:

Let Pussy manifest and let freedom sing!