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cretinbob
2012-01-31 03:32:08 PM
It will be interesting to see what exactly they find. I'm guessing though that their "path of destruction" is just scour and not skid marks
Teknowaffle
2012-01-31 03:38:04 PM
Oh my god! Something round!
Round things don't exist in nature!
AdolfOliverPanties
2012-01-31 03:44:25 PM
I've seen that shape before...
AdolfOliverPanties
2012-01-31 03:45:37 PM
Oh shiat. They mention the MFalcon in the video. Sorry.
Nogrhi
2012-01-31 03:51:49 PM
gopher321
2012-01-31 03:57:47 PM
AdolfOliverPanties
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I've seen that shape before...
[www.internetmodeler.com image 320x173]
That's no
moon
Falcon.
calbert
2012-01-31 04:11:47 PM
it's viral marketing for the new
Battleship
movie
jayhawk88
2012-01-31 04:12:02 PM
Can you imagine the shiatfit the world would collectively have if they get down there and it really is a spaceship of some kind? Not that I think it is, but I wish it would be, just to see the reactions.
I honestly think it would be good for the world overall. We need more "us" thinking.
jackbooty
2012-01-31 04:13:01 PM
"The team is waiting until the spring to further investigate their intriguing discovery."
Perfect, that will give the shadowy international government agency which has jurisdiction over this part of the world more than enough time to remove the crashed alien spacecraft and replace it with a run of the mill ancient shipwreck prop.
TinaSumthing
2012-01-31 04:13:19 PM
I was going to go be productive today, but instead I think I'll watch episodes of X-Files on Netflix for the rest of the day.
garkola
2012-01-31 04:14:27 PM
They have found the last two Decepticons. Everybody panic!
Rich Cream
2012-01-31 04:14:39 PM
ToastTheRabbit
2012-01-31 04:15:52 PM
jayhawk88
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Can you imagine the shiatfit the world would collectively have if they get down there and it really is a spaceship of some kind? Not that I think it is, but I wish it would be, just to see the reactions.
I honestly think it would be good for the world overall. We need more "us" thinking.
If its really a space ship, we will not hear anything more about it =)
Xenu's Giant Pink Replicock
2012-01-31 04:16:48 PM
Not one more word about this until someone actually goes down there.
loonatic112358
2012-01-31 04:17:33 PM
Just don't drop a nuke over the edge, we'd hate to piss them off and have them destroy a valuable submersible structure
T.M.S.
2012-01-31 04:17:33 PM
Most dives on unidentified sunken objects turn out to be nothing more than a pile of rocks. But every once in a while you find something cool. (German sub, tons of unexploded military ordinance, shiat like that)
I really hope this turns out to be something special. I would love to go down there and start drilling holes in it to find out.
Skyd1v
2012-01-31 04:18:12 PM
ToastTheRabbit
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jayhawk88: Can you imagine the shiatfit the world would collectively have if they get down there and it really is a spaceship of some kind? Not that I think it is, but I wish it would be, just to see the reactions.
I honestly think it would be good for the world overall. We need more "us" thinking.
If its really a space ship, we will not hear anything more about it =)
Sadly, I think that is pretty accurate.
Yogimus
2012-01-31 04:18:23 PM
Mr. Wood, The reason you are seeing so much ufo reports and findings in the sea at this time is: We are coming close to a time of disclosure, where the goverment is going to have to tell you things, they have known for years. So, they take you slow. Its at the bottom of the sea and they know is ufo because they know there are under sea bases. See Wikileaks concering the hidden war we are engaged in with ET's.
rkiller1
2012-01-31 04:18:31 PM
Klaatu barada nikto
Peter von Nostrand
2012-01-31 04:19:06 PM
INeedAName
2012-01-31 04:20:54 PM
All I'm saying is that you need to avoid the giant ball of reflective metal.
genner
2012-01-31 04:21:30 PM
Mad_Radhu
2012-01-31 04:21:37 PM
Knew this was one way ticket, but you know I had to come.
Lord Dimwit
2012-01-31 04:22:09 PM
I've got a bad feeling about this.
JoeCowboy
2012-01-31 04:22:28 PM
jackbooty
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"The team is waiting until the spring to further investigate their intriguing discovery."
Perfect, that will give the shadowy international government agency which has jurisdiction over this part of the world more than enough time to remove the crashed alien spacecraft and replace it with a run of the mill ancient shipwreck prop.
that's as big as a 747
JC
capt.hollister
2012-01-31 04:23:30 PM
T.M.S.
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Most dives on unidentified sunken objects turn out to be nothing more than a pile of rocks. But every once in a while you find something cool. (German sub, tons of unexploded military ordinance, shiat like that)
I really hope this turns out to be something special. I would love to go down there and start drilling holes in it to find out.
Considering all the tests the Germans conducted out of their top-secret R&D facility at Peenemunde over the Baltic during WW2, there's bound to be a lot of interesting stuff down there, though probably not 195-foot UFOs.
ShamWowofDamocles
2012-01-31 04:24:10 PM
It is an Earth spaceship. From our future.
/hopefully it still has enough power to kill Sharon Stone.
Lord Dimwit
2012-01-31 04:24:46 PM
The problem is that, I think, any technological civilization capable of getting a ship here isn't going to be vulnerable to having it crash.
Of course, it may not be crashed, just...waiting...
/ until the surface civilization is capable of creating lemon-scented napkins
Rhypskallion
2012-01-31 04:25:23 PM
My bet: it's a massive glacial deposit, or some other geological oddity.
MIPSpro
2012-01-31 04:25:25 PM
Obvious
ihatedumbpeople
2012-01-31 04:26:08 PM
Lord Dimwit
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The problem is that, I think, any technological civilization capable of getting a ship here isn't going to be vulnerable to having it crash.
Of course, it may not be crashed, just...waiting...
/ until the surface civilization is capable of creating lemon-scented napkins
They completely underestimated rednecks and fireworks.
Purdue_Pete
2012-01-31 04:26:16 PM
AdolfOliverPanties
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I've seen that shape before...
[www.internetmodeler.com image 320x173]
I'm thinking Cylon Raider...
give me doughnuts
2012-01-31 04:26:32 PM
jayhawk88
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Can you imagine the shiatfit the world would collectively have if they get down there and it really is a spaceship of some kind? Not that I think it is, but I wish it would be, just to see the reactions.
I honestly think it would be good for the world overall. We need more "us" thinking.
No. I don't care if it dooms the human race to stay confined to this planet forever, but we can't let that crazy-haired yahoo be right
gbv23
2012-01-31 04:26:38 PM
jayhawk88
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Can you imagine the shiatfit the world would collectively have if they get down there and it really is a spaceship of some kind? Not that I think it is, but I wish it would be, just to see the reactions.
I honestly think it would be good for the world overall. We need more "us" thinking.
That's exactly what the ETs tend to say in the countless books they have allegedly dictated.
Folks have had some pretty close encounters (not just remembered abductions) and the aliens usually communicate telepathically. Only one of the gajiilion contacts needs to be true, and I think at least one of them really was ETs---doesn't matter which, only takes one.
Rufus Lee King
2012-01-31 04:26:39 PM
Don't post the "I'm not saying it was aliens" guy!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE DON"T DO IT!
GameSprocket
2012-01-31 04:28:02 PM
Oh, BS. That is obviously an AT-AT footprint.
H0llyw00d
2012-01-31 04:28:05 PM
/Anders was a pansy
calbert
2012-01-31 04:28:51 PM
from last year's thread:
AdolfOliverPanties
2012-01-31 04:28:58 PM
The government has hired this man to take care of the recovery operation.
Oznog
2012-01-31 04:29:01 PM
Purdue_Pete
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AdolfOliverPanties: I've seen that shape before...
[www.internetmodeler.com image 320x173]
I'm thinking Cylon Raider...
[t2.gstatic.com image 301x167]
That doesn't make sense, though. We sank the remaining Raptors after sending the Galactica straight into the sun.
It should be a Raptor!
BigTuna
2012-01-31 04:29:14 PM
"I'm not sure what you will see when you go down. But I'm excited. It's going to be interesting to see what it is."
I remember saying that to my first girlfriend.
video man
2012-01-31 04:29:53 PM
That's obviously the Ebon Hawk.
markie_farkie
2012-01-31 04:30:05 PM
It's only 300 feet down... Why can't they just get closer and take some good visual pics instead of continually showing the low-res crap?
Morpheses
2012-01-31 04:30:48 PM
Rufus Lee King
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Don't post the "I'm not saying it was aliens" guy!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE DON"T DO IT!
Why? I love his hairstyle.
ObscureNameHere
2012-01-31 04:31:05 PM
Is there any scale given for the size of the finding? Grey shape on grey make it hard to determine what it might be.
/like geo deposit
// or some rotted wood structure from ancient times.
Purdue_Pete
2012-01-31 04:31:08 PM
Rufus Lee King
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Don't post the "I'm not saying it was aliens" guy!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE DON"T DO IT!
NOT a streetlight
2012-01-31 04:31:15 PM
I bet it's just a giant ancient dime.
Jaws_Victim
2012-01-31 04:32:34 PM
Yogimus
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Mr. Wood, The reason you are seeing so much ufo reports and findings in the sea at this time is: We are coming close to a time of disclosure, where the goverment is going to have to tell you things, they have known for years. So, they take you slow. Its at the bottom of the sea and they know is ufo because they know there are under sea bases. See Wikileaks concering the hidden war we are engaged in with ET's.
I want to believe so hard this is true. If it is, I don't even care that it's been kept a secret so long as it means we aren't alone.
factoryconnection
2012-01-31 04:32:56 PM
Can you imagine if these were actually alien spacecraft? To have come all this way... so very far and such a long time, overcoming all the same obstacles that we discuss here as being total impediments toward interstellar travel...
And then f*cking crash into the sea. SONOFA!
skyotter
2012-01-31 04:33:27 PM
Purdue_Pete
:
AdolfOliverPanties: I've seen that shape before...
[www.internetmodeler.com image 320x173]
I'm thinking Cylon Raider...
[t2.gstatic.com image 301x167]
my vote: Miranda-class
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