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(The Middletown Press)   20-year-old babysitter's diary entry about 14-year-old boy: 'I don't care about the law.' The law: 'Ahem'   (middletownpress.com) divider line 207
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2012-01-31 06:26:42 PM  
I'm not sure why a 14 year old boy has a babysitter or why she would want to have sex with a boy so immature (or a spawn of a moron) that needs to have a babysitter... but goddamn am I jealous.
 
2012-01-31 06:26:43 PM  
I've been trying to figure out the 14 year old with a baby sitter thing to, and the best I can figure one of the following:

1) The boy has a history of being untrustworthy and either running off or getting into trouble, so his parents didn't feel they could leave him without supervision.
2) Instead of just babysitting for an evening, this may have included multiday babysitting like if the parent travels a lot (possibly for work), in which case the parents would probably be legally required to leave him with some sort of adult supervision, and might not have relatives in the area.
 
2012-01-31 06:27:25 PM  

Mr Rusty Shackleford: I don't disagree about the lack of education part. But, most of these laws seen to do nothing more than serve to ruin lives of young people, usually in the opposite gender roles than this situation of course. A 14 year old farking a 20 year old matters? It certainly does if there's coercion, but otherwise? This is what young people with functioning genitals and hormones do without decent education and a more reasonable outlet for their urges.


I had both and I know that I'd have screwed the arse off of any 20 year old 'babysitter' that gave me the shot. In fact, If you're being 'babysat' at 14, I'd almost say it was an arranged situation.
 
2012-01-31 06:28:34 PM  
The way I explained "older guys" to my daughter, when I talked to her about older guys who come around as boyfriends of high school girls, and they've got cars and money to buy the girls stuff, and they're in college or out working a job:

I told her to think of the boys who were the bottom of the barrel losers in her grade. Think of the 5 skeeziest, creepiest boys. The ones that make the hair on her neck stand up. Yeah them, I told her. Those are the guys who are going to end up cruising the high schools looking to date high school girls.

"When you date the older guys who cruise the high schools, you're dating another grade's rejects. What's wrong with them that none of the girls their own age will date them?"

She shuddered.

She got the point.

And well, again with this girl. Boys her own age have figured out she's a crazy slut. Generally speaking, I hate slut-shaming, but in this case, this girl's attitude and behavior are such that guys her own age will fark her---but they probably aren't burning up her phone with callbacks to date her.

So.....the 14 year old doesn't know she's her own grade's reject.
 
2012-01-31 06:30:21 PM  

Warlordtrooper: He can't consent but he can be held liable for child support. law makes no sense.


Just like underage girls (okay, and boys) can't consent to sex, but if money changes hands they can be charged with prostitution.

It's rape unless somebody gets paid.
 
2012-01-31 06:32:09 PM  

namegoeshere: Warlordtrooper: He can't consent but he can be held liable for child support. law makes no sense.

Just like underage girls (okay, and boys) can't consent to sex, but if money changes hands they can be charged with prostitution.

It's rape unless somebody gets paid.


I don't know about your state, but here a minor can't be charged with prostitution.
 
2012-01-31 06:33:01 PM  
I know I'm simplifying. Some guys improve after high school. Some guys who were okay on the social ladder hit the skids and wind up the skeezy rejects. But for the sake of educating a young teenage girl that the older boyfriend with the car and the cash was not a prize---I was willing to grossly oversimplify.
 
2012-01-31 06:33:46 PM  

Julie Cochrane: The way I explained "older guys" to my daughter, when I talked to her about older guys who come around as boyfriends of high school girls, and they've got cars and money to buy the girls stuff, and they're in college or out working a job:

I told her to think of the boys who were the bottom of the barrel losers in her grade. Think of the 5 skeeziest, creepiest boys. The ones that make the hair on her neck stand up. Yeah them, I told her. Those are the guys who are going to end up cruising the high schools looking to date high school girls.

"When you date the older guys who cruise the high schools, you're dating another grade's rejects. What's wrong with them that none of the girls their own age will date them?"

She shuddered.

She got the point.

And well, again with this girl. Boys her own age have figured out she's a crazy slut. Generally speaking, I hate slut-shaming, but in this case, this girl's attitude and behavior are such that guys her own age will fark her---but they probably aren't burning up her phone with callbacks to date her.

So.....the 14 year old doesn't know she's her own grade's reject.


Thank you. I will use this.

I wish my parents had given me this talk, actually. I look back at a couple of the boys I dated back in the day, and **shudder**.
 
2012-01-31 06:33:54 PM  

retrograde: sex between a 14 year old boy and a 20 year old woman is NOT the same as between a 20 man and a 14 year old girl 3) this chick is way too hot to go to jail.

Conclusion: Case dismissed.


I've never understood this line of thought. I thought that the often told truism was that females mature faster than males. If that is the case an older woman with a younger boy should be more guilty than if if it is an older man and younger girl.

//Would have gladly hit that at 14...or 34
 
2012-01-31 06:34:30 PM  
I dunno, I just feel very sad when I read this story. Such a shame... two nice, two very nice, two very nice and young and firm, supple.. pouting even..
 
2012-01-31 06:35:11 PM  
I really don't understand why these teachers and babysitters are so obsessed with teenage boys. I mean, is it the acne that turns them on? Immaturity? Underdeveloped bodies?

Aren't there plenty of 20-year-old guys who would kill to get a chance with her? Is she mentally ill?
 
2012-01-31 06:35:30 PM  

ongbok: Mr Rusty Shackleford: ongbok: I don't have a problem with people farking. I have a problem with adults taking advantage of children and using them. Why do you think she was with this kid? It wasn't because she found so incredibly irresistible, it was because she could control and manipulate him with sex, alcohol and drugs. This wasn't about sex with her it was about control. By her own words this was the best relationship she had ever been in, and it was because she knew she could control this kid unlike adults her own age.

Were there alcohol and drugs involved? I supposed I may have missed that part. I completely agree that taking advantage and coercion immediately escalates the situation into the "wrong" category.

That is the main reason why adults, both men and woman, fark around with teens. It isn't for their witty conversation. It is because they are young and easy to control.


I guess I just don't stack this high on my list of worldly concerns. If you're getting them drunk, you're coercing them, which is factored into nearly every law dealing with age of consent. Aside from this, determining from a legal aspect appropriate intentions vs inappropriate seems ridiculous. Set the age somewhere reasonable, puberty type of years, prohibit coercive actions, and let the people and the relevant parents deal with it.
 
2012-01-31 06:36:26 PM  

Julie Cochrane: "When you date the older guys who cruise the high schools, you're dating another grade's rejects. What's wrong with them that none of the girls their own age will date them?"


Does this apply if they started dating while he was still in high school (think Senior, Soph. relationship) and continued to date, or should he dump her as soon as he gets his diploma?
 
2012-01-31 06:37:11 PM  

Wayne 985: I really don't understand why these teachers and babysitters are so obsessed with teenage boys. I mean, is it the acne that turns them on? Immaturity? Underdeveloped bodies?

Aren't there plenty of 20-year-old guys who would kill to get a chance with her? Is she mentally ill?


They probably don't call her back after they hit it a few times because they don't want to put up with her shiat.
 
2012-01-31 06:37:12 PM  

Wayne 985: I really don't understand why these teachers and babysitters are so obsessed with teenage boys. I mean, is it the acne that turns them on? Immaturity? Underdeveloped bodies?

Aren't there plenty of 20-year-old guys who would kill to get a chance with her? Is she mentally ill?


Right place, right time..
 
2012-01-31 06:39:48 PM  

Wayne 985: I really don't understand why these teachers and babysitters are so obsessed with teenage boys. I mean, is it the acne that turns them on? Immaturity? Underdeveloped bodies?

Aren't there plenty of 20-year-old guys who would kill to get a chance with her? Is she mentally ill?


20 year old guys aren't as easily controlled by sex as a 14 year old would be.
 
2012-01-31 06:40:15 PM  

ongbok: namegoeshere: Warlordtrooper: He can't consent but he can be held liable for child support. law makes no sense.

Just like underage girls (okay, and boys) can't consent to sex, but if money changes hands they can be charged with prostitution.

It's rape unless somebody gets paid.

I don't know about your state, but here a minor can't be charged with prostitution.


The things I Google...

It varies by state, with the trend being to change the laws so that juveniles are not prosecuted, which is a good thing.

I'm still looking for a state by state list.
 
2012-01-31 06:40:36 PM  
FTFY

www.buckstar.com
 
2012-01-31 06:44:12 PM  

Wayne 985: I really don't understand why these teachers and babysitters are so obsessed with teenage boys. I mean, is it the acne that turns them on? Immaturity? Underdeveloped bodies?

Aren't there plenty of 20-year-old guys who would kill to get a chance with her? Is she mentally ill?


Control. I'm a guy, so I can't exactly tell you from a girl's perspective... but no, its not like a slutty woman (even an attractive one) can automatically find a guy to fark over and over... unless the guy is really creepy, or much younger.
 
2012-01-31 06:44:50 PM  

Julie Cochrane: I know I'm simplifying. Some guys improve after high school. Some guys who were okay on the social ladder hit the skids and wind up the skeezy rejects. But for the sake of educating a young teenage girl that the older boyfriend with the car and the cash was not a prize---I was willing to grossly oversimplify.


You (and parents like you) did a really solid job on this, I admit. I know, because when I think of my early 20s, it took all my skeeziest moves to undo that kind of indoctrination. Those high school girls took a lot of work at first. I think I single-handedly kept AXE body spray and Smirnoff Ice in business.
 
2012-01-31 06:47:03 PM  

Profedius: calbert: since nothing new will be said in this thread that hasn't been said in the previous 15 or so greenlights that this story had last year, here are some pics of her doing a fine job helping some boys get to second base:

I'm not linking to it, and the pics are probably nsfw.

http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/User:Fussomoro/Loni_Bouchard

Is it a bad thing if those pics made me a little cubby down below?


Kind of ruined it for me. Also, will I be arrested for looking at that?
 
2012-01-31 06:47:10 PM  
A 14 year old who needs a baby sitter had better be mentally or physically disabled. This chick got a Downs, Up?
 
2012-01-31 06:47:48 PM  
Came here for 20 year old babysitter photos...

...fark u s e d to be cool.
 
2012-01-31 06:49:15 PM  

namegoeshere: A 14 year old boy needs a babysitter?


My family gained a Spanish Au Pair when I was in the 8th grade, we only called her a "babysitter" because most people didn't know what the hell an Au Pair was and that she actually did babysit my sister for the first year. I think I drank more from 15-18 than I did throughout college. Best 3rd base a high school kid could ask for.
 
2012-01-31 06:50:07 PM  
Bouchard turned herself into police

She should have spun around more, and turned herself into Wonder Woman.
 
2012-01-31 06:51:12 PM  
Who are these people that say a 14 year old boy is not ready to have sex? I was a 14 year old boy, and I was ready. Keep your laws off my body. A girl can get an abortion without parental consent when she is what age? But as a boy I can't bang a 20 year old because the law says she can't bang me. Law be damned.
 
2012-01-31 06:54:57 PM  

srhp29: Who are these people that say a 14 year old boy is not ready to have sex? I was a 14 year old boy, and I was ready. Keep your laws off my body. A girl can get an abortion without parental consent when she is what age? But as a boy I can't bang a 20 year old because the law says she can't bang me. Law be damned.


But don't write "f*ck" on your airplane because it's obscene.
 
2012-01-31 07:01:48 PM  

Darth_Lukecash: downstairs: thomps: downstairs: Isn't 20 a little old for babysitting? I mean, I had a real part-time job at 16 (the earliest one could legally work in IL.)

yeah but then you had to bang 14 year old boys on your own time.

Well, I'm a dude... not saying I was looking to babysit. Just saying once I turned legal to work, my parents expected me to get a real job, with good hours, right away.

It may have been a case of just doing a favor for the neighbor.

Anyways, chances are she was molested herself, when she was a chid.

And I know a lot if guys are high fixing the kid, but I have a freind who works with kids that are molested. They really get farked up socially and mentally. Socially because the other kids ostracize them, mentally because the kids deal everything through the lense of sexuality.


I was molested as a kid. I didn't grow up to molest anyone else... Nor am I mentally or socially messed up.. and never ostracized because no one else knew.
I didn't deal with everything sexually.

So.. yeah.
 
2012-01-31 07:05:08 PM  

Wayne 985: I really don't understand why these teachers and babysitters are so obsessed with teenage boys. I mean, is it the acne that turns them on? Immaturity? Underdeveloped bodies?

Aren't there plenty of 20-year-old guys who would kill to get a chance with her? Is she mentally ill?


She probably is a few fries short of a happy meal.

But with the teachers in general, who also tend to be a few fries short of a happy meal, I wouldn't do it, but I understand why they're tempted.

You get middle aged and you go out looking for guys and most of the single guys that come on to you are ten or twenty years older than you are. Some of them, sometimes, are your age. Maybe a bit younger.

You go to bed with some of them. And you discover something very unhappy. They aren't as hard as they used to be. It can actually take work to get these guys hard enough to screw--which the more work it takes as opposed to fun, the more of a buzzkill it is, but okay you can usually get things working. Until you run into Just Can't Come or its cousin Let's Take a Break and Try Again in a Few Minutes and Oh, That Drink Is Really Coming Back to Haunt Me.

This is harsh, I know this is harsh, and we, being women, don't say it. We just try to cope while we sit there, bewildered, and really don't know what the hell to do about it and meanwhile are not having all that great a time. No guy wants or is willing to hear, "Viagra, buddy. This means you." And, of course, since the porno moves and such finally get him hard and he finally thank god comes, he goes home convinced that other guys may have a problem but his dick works just fine.

Um....no. Able to get and sustain an erection with heroic effort by a female and able to usually reach orgasm during sex with a female who has perused every scrap of porn she can find please god trying to find ways to get you the fark off is not your dick still working just fine. Earth to John Thomas, order the damn blue pills.

So. We can cougar up and try to go after the 20's to low 30's, and some women do, but those guys are pretty spoiled for choice because, well, a hard prick, every girl wants to ride one.

And there those teachers are with those precocious young studs strutting their stuff and positively reeking of testosterone and pheromones. And most of them sexually frustrated and not getting laid and being loud and rowdy in their protestations that they really wanna be getting laid.

It's like taking a chick with PMS and putting a box of Godiva truffles on her desk each morning and saying, "Don't eat 'em."

Except teenage boys are human beings, not candy.

And, "I really wanted it," is no excuse.
 
2012-01-31 07:11:07 PM  

mjbok: Julie Cochrane: "When you date the older guys who cruise the high schools, you're dating another grade's rejects. What's wrong with them that none of the girls their own age will date them?"

Does this apply if they started dating while he was still in high school (think Senior, Soph. relationship) and continued to date, or should he dump her as soon as he gets his diploma?


The size of the age gap matters.
 
2012-01-31 07:11:12 PM  

ongbok: retrograde: Its all been said before but: 1) a 14 year old boy does not need a baby sitter 2) sex between a 14 year old boy and a 20 year old woman is NOT the same as between a 20 man and a 14 year old girl 3) this chick is way too hot to go to jail.

Conclusion: Case dismissed.

Why isn't it? You don't think 14 year old girls want to have sex also? Or are you one of those people who think that females suddenly get the desire to have sex when they turn 18?

Bottom line is it doesn't matter if you are a mail or female, you don't fark kids.


Do a thought experiment, 3 boys are hanging out and a 20 y/o girl comes up to them and asks if they want to see her naked. What happens? 99/100 times all 3 boys say YES!
Reverse the genders, and what happens. Boys and girls are different. Trying to make them equal is really screwing up boys these days.
 
2012-01-31 07:13:44 PM  
I wanna give this kid a high five
 
2012-01-31 07:14:08 PM  

Lollipop165: I guess this is a weird question, but as an adult, I'd have no idea how to even "hit on" a young teenager. I just don't think they'd get the nuance of flirting...

/I guess "wanna see my boobies?" would get the point across


that will probably do it for a 14 year old
 
2012-01-31 07:15:10 PM  

Julie Cochrane: You go to bed with some of them. And you discover something very unhappy. They aren't as hard as they used to be. It can actually take work to get these guys hard enough to screw--which the more work it takes as opposed to fun, the more of a buzzkill it is, but okay you can usually get things working. Until you run into Just Can't Come or its cousin Let's Take a Break and Try Again in a Few Minutes and Oh, That Drink Is Really Coming Back to Haunt Me.

This is harsh, I know this is harsh, and we, being women, don't say it. We just try to cope while we sit there, bewildered, and really don't know what the hell to do about it and meanwhile are not having all that great a time. No guy wants or is willing to hear, "Viagra, buddy. This means you." And, of course, since the porno moves and such finally get him hard and he finally thank god comes, he goes home convinced that other guys may have a problem but his dick works just fine.

Um....no. Able to get and sustain an erection with heroic effort by a female and able to usually reach orgasm during sex with a female who has perused every scrap of porn she can find please god trying to find ways to get you the fark off is not your dick still working just fine. Earth to John Thomas, order the damn blue pills.

So. We can cougar up and try to go after the 20's to low 30's, and some women do, but those guys are pretty spoiled for choice because, well, a hard prick, every girl wants to ride one.


Julie... this is sounding personal... I like it.
 
2012-01-31 07:16:04 PM  

Julie Cochrane: Wayne 985: I really don't understand why these teachers and babysitters are so obsessed with teenage boys. I mean, is it the acne that turns them on? Immaturity? Underdeveloped bodies?

Aren't there plenty of 20-year-old guys who would kill to get a chance with her? Is she mentally ill?

She probably is a few fries short of a happy meal.

But with the teachers in general, who also tend to be a few fries short of a happy meal, I wouldn't do it, but I understand why they're tempted.

You get middle aged and you go out looking for guys and most of the single guys that come on to you are ten or twenty years older than you are. Some of them, sometimes, are your age. Maybe a bit younger.

You go to bed with some of them. And you discover something very unhappy. They aren't as hard as they used to be. It can actually take work to get these guys hard enough to screw--which the more work it takes as opposed to fun, the more of a buzzkill it is, but okay you can usually get things working. Until you run into Just Can't Come or its cousin Let's Take a Break and Try Again in a Few Minutes and Oh, That Drink Is Really Coming Back to Haunt Me.

This is harsh, I know this is harsh, and we, being women, don't say it. We just try to cope while we sit there, bewildered, and really don't know what the hell to do about it and meanwhile are not having all that great a time. No guy wants or is willing to hear, "Viagra, buddy. This means you." And, of course, since the porno moves and such finally get him hard and he finally thank god comes, he goes home convinced that other guys may have a problem but his dick works just fine.

Um....no. Able to get and sustain an erection with heroic effort by a female and able to usually reach orgasm during sex with a female who has perused every scrap of porn she can find please god trying to find ways to get you the fark off is not your dick still working just fine. Earth to John Thomas, order the damn blue pills.

So. We can cougar up and try to go ...


bie? eip
 
2012-01-31 07:19:56 PM  

elev8meL8r: Mom is hot too:

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i218.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-31 07:20:25 PM  
I was barely 15, he was 17, a pair of young, horny and dumb teenagers. We managed to figure out where everything was supposed to go. I don't think either of us scarred the other one emotionally for life. I thought we were in love. I think he did, too. Broke each other's hearts pretty good, but that's just the way it goes.
 
2012-01-31 07:20:35 PM  

Julie Cochrane: Wayne 985: I really don't understand why these teachers and babysitters are so obsessed with teenage boys. I mean, is it the acne that turns them on? Immaturity? Underdeveloped bodies?

Aren't there plenty of 20-year-old guys who would kill to get a chance with her? Is she mentally ill?

She probably is a few fries short of a happy meal.

But with the teachers in general, who also tend to be a few fries short of a happy meal, I wouldn't do it, but I understand why they're tempted.

You get middle aged and you go out looking for guys and most of the single guys that come on to you are ten or twenty years older than you are. Some of them, sometimes, are your age. Maybe a bit younger.

You go to bed with some of them. And you discover something very unhappy. They aren't as hard as they used to be. It can actually take work to get these guys hard enough to screw--which the more work it takes as opposed to fun, the more of a buzzkill it is, but okay you can usually get things working. Until you run into Just Can't Come or its cousin Let's Take a Break and Try Again in a Few Minutes and Oh, That Drink Is Really Coming Back to Haunt Me.

This is harsh, I know this is harsh, and we, being women, don't say it. We just try to cope while we sit there, bewildered, and really don't know what the hell to do about it and meanwhile are not having all that great a time. No guy wants or is willing to hear, "Viagra, buddy. This means you." And, of course, since the porno moves and such finally get him hard and he finally thank god comes, he goes home convinced that other guys may have a problem but his dick works just fine.

Um....no. Able to get and sustain an erection with heroic effort by a female and able to usually reach orgasm during sex with a female who has perused every scrap of porn she can find please god trying to find ways to get you the fark off is not your dick still working just fine. Earth to John Thomas, order the damn blue pills.

So. We can cougar up and try to go ...


Wow.

You've sort of made me torn here. On one hand, that was a very good explanation. On the other, it was almost too thorough, like you've been giving it a lot of thought on a personal level.

www.mediaite.com

Anything you want to tell us?
 
2012-01-31 07:22:16 PM  

MarkEC: ongbok: retrograde: Its all been said before but: 1) a 14 year old boy does not need a baby sitter 2) sex between a 14 year old boy and a 20 year old woman is NOT the same as between a 20 man and a 14 year old girl 3) this chick is way too hot to go to jail.

Conclusion: Case dismissed.

Why isn't it? You don't think 14 year old girls want to have sex also? Or are you one of those people who think that females suddenly get the desire to have sex when they turn 18?

Bottom line is it doesn't matter if you are a mail or female, you don't fark kids.

Do a thought experiment, 3 boys are hanging out and a 20 y/o girl comes up to them and asks if they want to see her naked. What happens? 99/100 times all 3 boys say YES!
Reverse the genders, and what happens. Boys and girls are different. Trying to make them equal is really screwing up boys these days.


So then your position is that teen age girls don't want to have sex? I guess you never had teen aged girls hit on you, and I don't mean in that innocent flirty type of way.
 
2012-01-31 07:23:26 PM  

Julie Cochrane: Wayne 985: I really don't understand why these teachers and babysitters are so obsessed with teenage boys. I mean, is it the acne that turns them on? Immaturity? Underdeveloped bodies?

Aren't there plenty of 20-year-old guys who would kill to get a chance with her? Is she mentally ill?

She probably is a few fries short of a happy meal.

But with the teachers in general, who also tend to be a few fries short of a happy meal, I wouldn't do it, but I understand why they're tempted.

You get middle aged and you go out looking for guys and most of the single guys that come on to you are ten or twenty years older than you are. Some of them, sometimes, are your age. Maybe a bit younger.

You go to bed with some of them. And you discover something very unhappy. They aren't as hard as they used to be. It can actually take work to get these guys hard enough to screw--which the more work it takes as opposed to fun, the more of a buzzkill it is, but okay you can usually get things working. Until you run into Just Can't Come or its cousin Let's Take a Break and Try Again in a Few Minutes and Oh, That Drink Is Really Coming Back to Haunt Me.

This is harsh, I know this is harsh, and we, being women, don't say it. We just try to cope while we sit there, bewildered, and really don't know what the hell to do about it and meanwhile are not having all that great a time. No guy wants or is willing to hear, "Viagra, buddy. This means you." And, of course, since the porno moves and such finally get him hard and he finally thank god comes, he goes home convinced that other guys may have a problem but his dick works just fine.

Um....no. Able to get and sustain an erection with heroic effort by a female and able to usually reach orgasm during sex with a female who has perused every scrap of porn she can find please god trying to find ways to get you the fark off is not your dick still working just fine. Earth to John Thomas, order the damn blue pills.

So. We can cougar up and try to go ...


WOW, I really didn't know there were that many limp dicks out there. I'm 49 and can still hang a hat on it. When the time comes that I need a little blue pill to help me, I'll take it without hesitation.
 
2012-01-31 07:24:58 PM  
I'm a writer. It's what I do. I was on a roll. :-)
 
2012-01-31 07:28:08 PM  

Julie Cochrane: Wayne 985: I really don't understand why these teachers and babysitters are so obsessed with teenage boys. I mean, is it the acne that turns them on? Immaturity? Underdeveloped bodies?

Aren't there plenty of 20-year-old guys who would kill to get a chance with her? Is she mentally ill?

She probably is a few fries short of a happy meal.

But with the teachers in general, who also tend to be a few fries short of a happy meal, I wouldn't do it, but I understand why they're tempted.

You get middle aged and you go out looking for guys and most of the single guys that come on to you are ten or twenty years older than you are. Some of them, sometimes, are your age. Maybe a bit younger.

You go to bed with some of them. And you discover something very unhappy. They aren't as hard as they used to be. It can actually take work to get these guys hard enough to screw--which the more work it takes as opposed to fun, the more of a buzzkill it is, but okay you can usually get things working. Until you run into Just Can't Come or its cousin Let's Take a Break and Try Again in a Few Minutes and Oh, That Drink Is Really Coming Back to Haunt Me.

This is harsh, I know this is harsh, and we, being women, don't say it. We just try to cope while we sit there, bewildered, and really don't know what the hell to do about it and meanwhile are not having all that great a time. No guy wants or is willing to hear, "Viagra, buddy. This means you." And, of course, since the porno moves and such finally get him hard and he finally thank god comes, he goes home convinced that other guys may have a problem but his dick works just fine.

Um....no. Able to get and sustain an erection with heroic effort by a female and able to usually reach orgasm during sex with a female who has perused every scrap of porn she can find please god trying to find ways to get you the fark off is not your dick still working just fine. Earth to John Thomas, order the damn blue pills.

So. We can cougar up and try to go ...


You keep that shiat up, Missy, and I might just have to pink you.
 
2012-01-31 07:28:16 PM  
MarkEC: WOW, I really didn't know there were that many limp dicks out there. I'm 49 and can still hang a hat on it. When the time comes that I need a little blue pill to help me, I'll take it without hesitation.

How YOU doin?

/oblig?
//maybe not ;-)
 
2012-01-31 07:28:59 PM  
When I was 14 my girlfriend was 23. my parents did not care. they were just glad i was dating something with a vagina
 
2012-01-31 07:29:17 PM  

ongbok: MarkEC: ongbok: retrograde: Its all been said before but: 1) a 14 year old boy does not need a baby sitter 2) sex between a 14 year old boy and a 20 year old woman is NOT the same as between a 20 man and a 14 year old girl 3) this chick is way too hot to go to jail.

Conclusion: Case dismissed.

Why isn't it? You don't think 14 year old girls want to have sex also? Or are you one of those people who think that females suddenly get the desire to have sex when they turn 18?

Bottom line is it doesn't matter if you are a mail or female, you don't fark kids.

Do a thought experiment, 3 boys are hanging out and a 20 y/o girl comes up to them and asks if they want to see her naked. What happens? 99/100 times all 3 boys say YES!
Reverse the genders, and what happens. Boys and girls are different. Trying to make them equal is really screwing up boys these days.

So then your position is that teen age girls don't want to have sex? I guess you never had teen aged girls hit on you, and I don't mean in that innocent flirty type of way.


Teen girls want to feel loved, that they're becoming a woman. Teen boys want to fark. There's a huge difference.An adult man who wants to fark a teen girl has to woo her, and make her feel special. An adult woman who wants to fark a teen boy just need to say to him "Wanna Fark?"
 
2012-01-31 07:30:54 PM  

Julie Cochrane: MarkEC: WOW, I really didn't know there were that many limp dicks out there. I'm 49 and can still hang a hat on it. When the time comes that I need a little blue pill to help me, I'll take it without hesitation.

How YOU doin?

/oblig?
//maybe not ;-)


EIP if you want WIE
 
2012-01-31 07:32:38 PM  
The cradle-robbingest I ever went was 17F-14M. And no secks, not anything more than kissing, becasue, as hawt an not 14ish as the boy was, he was still 14. And that creeped me the hell out.

It couldn't possibly have worked for this reason. I couldn't get past the age. Lord, I'll bet he broke hearts later on, though.

Had I met him later in life...
 
2012-01-31 07:38:50 PM  
When I was 14 years old, I would have been all over that like a monkey farking a football.
 
2012-01-31 07:38:51 PM  

MarkEC: ongbok: MarkEC: ongbok: retrograde: Its all been said before but: 1) a 14 year old boy does not need a baby sitter 2) sex between a 14 year old boy and a 20 year old woman is NOT the same as between a 20 man and a 14 year old girl 3) this chick is way too hot to go to jail.

Conclusion: Case dismissed.

Why isn't it? You don't think 14 year old girls want to have sex also? Or are you one of those people who think that females suddenly get the desire to have sex when they turn 18?

Bottom line is it doesn't matter if you are a mail or female, you don't fark kids.

Do a thought experiment, 3 boys are hanging out and a 20 y/o girl comes up to them and asks if they want to see her naked. What happens? 99/100 times all 3 boys say YES!
Reverse the genders, and what happens. Boys and girls are different. Trying to make them equal is really screwing up boys these days.

So then your position is that teen age girls don't want to have sex? I guess you never had teen aged girls hit on you, and I don't mean in that innocent flirty type of way.

Teen girls want to feel loved, that they're becoming a woman. Teen boys want to fark. There's a huge difference.An adult man who wants to fark a teen girl has to woo her, and make her feel special. An adult woman who wants to fark a teen boy just need to say to him "Wanna Fark?"


Yeah, it's fairly basic evolutionary strategy Link (new window). I really don't get people who claim adult men having sex with teen girls is the same as adult women having sex with teen boys. I would think it should be pretty obvious to most people that males can treat sex much more casually than females and hence are much less likely to be hurt in a situation like this.
 
2012-01-31 07:42:01 PM  

namegoeshere: You keep that shiat up, Missy, and I might just have to pink you.


Um, giggity?
 
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