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(The Middletown Press)   20-year-old babysitter's diary entry about 14-year-old boy: 'I don't care about the law.' The law: 'Ahem'   (middletownpress.com) divider line 207
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2012-01-31 02:07:19 PM
A 14 year old boy needs a babysitter?
 
2012-01-31 02:13:23 PM
a.abcnews.com

namegoeshere: A 14 year old boy needs a babysitter?


I wouldn't turn one down if she looked like this.
 
2012-01-31 02:14:16 PM
And why are we linking to what seems to be the only version of this article WITHOUT a photo?

Link (new window)

namegoeshere: A 14 year old boy needs a babysitter?


Well, doesn't need one, but, certainly would want a 20 year old "babysitter".
 
2012-01-31 02:14:27 PM

namegoeshere: A 14 year old boy needs a babysitter?


I'm guessing he's either mentally disabled, autistic or has some medical condition that requires constant supervision.

Either that or his mother is Queen of the Helicopter Parents.
 
2012-01-31 02:21:42 PM
is there a character limit for fark headlines now?
 
2012-01-31 02:23:28 PM
Damn, kid. *high five*

fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net
 
2012-01-31 02:31:16 PM
Isn't 20 a little old for babysitting? I mean, I had a real part-time job at 16 (the earliest one could legally work in IL.)
 
2012-01-31 02:34:25 PM

downstairs: Isn't 20 a little old for babysitting? I mean, I had a real part-time job at 16 (the earliest one could legally work in IL.)


yeah but then you had to bang 14 year old boys on your own time.
 
2012-01-31 02:49:25 PM

thomps: downstairs: Isn't 20 a little old for babysitting? I mean, I had a real part-time job at 16 (the earliest one could legally work in IL.)

yeah but then you had to bang 14 year old boys on your own time.


Well, I'm a dude... not saying I was looking to babysit. Just saying once I turned legal to work, my parents expected me to get a real job, with good hours, right away.
 
2012-01-31 03:05:33 PM

downstairs: thomps: downstairs: Isn't 20 a little old for babysitting? I mean, I had a real part-time job at 16 (the earliest one could legally work in IL.)

yeah but then you had to bang 14 year old boys on your own time.

Well, I'm a dude... not saying I was looking to babysit. Just saying once I turned legal to work, my parents expected me to get a real job, with good hours, right away.


It may have been a case of just doing a favor for the neighbor.

Anyways, chances are she was molested herself, when she was a chid.

And I know a lot if guys are high fixing the kid, but I have a freind who works with kids that are molested. They really get farked up socially and mentally. Socially because the other kids ostracize them, mentally because the kids deal everything through the lense of sexuality.
 
2012-01-31 03:47:19 PM

Darth_Lukecash: They really get farked up socially and mentally. Socially because the other kids ostracize them, mentally because the kids deal everything through the lense of sexuality.


The prisons are filled with them.
 
2012-01-31 04:09:17 PM
since nothing new will be said in this thread that hasn't been said in the previous 15 or so greenlights that this story had last year, here are some pics of her doing a fine job helping some boys get to second base:

I'm not linking to it, and the pics are probably nsfw.

http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/User:Fussomoro/Loni_Bouchard
 
2012-01-31 04:23:42 PM

calbert: since nothing new will be said in this thread that hasn't been said in the previous 15 or so greenlights that this story had last year, here are some pics of her doing a fine job helping some boys get to second base:

I'm not linking to it, and the pics are probably nsfw.

http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/User:Fussomoro/Loni_Bouchard


Coolest. Babysitter. Evar.
 
2012-01-31 04:41:56 PM

The Onion is prophetic: [a.abcnews.com image 640x360]

namegoeshere: A 14 year old boy needs a babysitter?

I wouldn't turn one down if she looked like this.


Lord, Overprotective Mom. What the hell did you THINK was going to happen??

"She seemed like such a nice girl..."
 
2012-01-31 04:44:26 PM

2wolves: Darth_Lukecash: They really get farked up socially and mentally. Socially because the other kids ostracize them, mentally because the kids deal everything through the lense of sexuality.

The prisons are filled with them.


14 year old boy, 40 year old cougar, I can see that completely. I can't see this kid getting any shiat for showing up somewhere with her on his arm.

She's young looking. Could be a hawt 16.
 
2012-01-31 05:13:34 PM
Nice rack, cradlerobber

www.whatsontianjin.com
 
2012-01-31 05:13:49 PM
I was going to give a "Bingo" to just about every comment here.
 
2012-01-31 05:15:01 PM
This, This I can fap to.
 
2012-01-31 05:15:11 PM
My mom was never nice enough to get me a babysitter at 14.
 
2012-01-31 05:15:24 PM

namegoeshere: A 14 year old boy needs a babysitter?


That's probably just the dad's plausible deniability for buying his son a hooker.
 
2012-01-31 05:15:56 PM

Darth_Lukecash: And I know a lot if guys are high fixing the kid


Is that you, meow said the dog?
 
2012-01-31 05:16:32 PM
Aww, I'm sure the 14 y.o. victim will be scarred for life. What a horrible monster this woman is, lock her up and throw away the key!
 
2012-01-31 05:16:51 PM

Darth_Lukecash: They really get farked up socially and mentally. Socially because the other kids ostracize them, mentally because the kids deal everything through the lense of sexuality.


They become psychoanalysts?
 
2012-01-31 05:17:30 PM
Also,

i.imgur.com
 
2012-01-31 05:17:45 PM
Dear Boys Life...
 
2012-01-31 05:17:55 PM
The 14 year old is in intensive care due to massive injuries sustained to his hand following the epic number of high fives from classmates.
 
2012-01-31 05:18:56 PM
"Clinton babysitter has sex assault case continued"

Yeah, well, you leave Clinton with a babysitter, you should already know the outcome, man.
 
2012-01-31 05:19:08 PM
I told my son, keep it wrapped and KEEP YOUR DAMN MOUTH SHUT !!
 
2012-01-31 05:19:19 PM

namegoeshere: A 14 year old boy needs a babysitter?


Heck, after seeing the pics, I think I could use a babysitter.

Giggity.

Niiiiiiice.jpg
 
2012-01-31 05:19:59 PM
The male part of me is thinking daaaaaaaaaaaaamn this rocks

The mature and rational part of me after clicking on the dramatica link is thinking the girl has serious psychological problems. If this were reversed and it was a 20 year old guy and those were 14 year old girls I would be disgusted.

She probably needs help but does deserve whatever the law gives her
 
2012-01-31 05:20:12 PM
No Cigar
 
2012-01-31 05:20:26 PM
Rule of thumb if she is hot dismiss the charges, if she is ugly go ahead and prosecute.
 
2012-01-31 05:20:52 PM
I'd let her impair my morals, if you know what I mean
 
2012-01-31 05:21:25 PM

downstairs: thomps: downstairs: Isn't 20 a little old for babysitting? I mean, I had a real part-time job at 16 (the earliest one could legally work in IL.)

yeah but then you had to bang 14 year old boys on your own time.

Well, I'm a dude... not saying I was looking to babysit. Just saying once I turned legal to work, my parents expected me to get a real job, with good hours, right away.


This. The state of MD allowed kids to get their work permits once they turned 15 and 9 months. My birthday is March 16th. When I was 15, on November 16th I got my workers permit (15 & 9 months to the day). I got my first job working at Peoples Drug (CVS) on November 20th.

/been working ever since.
//I need a vaca
 
2012-01-31 05:21:31 PM

namegoeshere: 2wolves: Darth_Lukecash: They really get farked up socially and mentally. Socially because the other kids ostracize them, mentally because the kids deal everything through the lense of sexuality.

The prisons are filled with them.

14 year old boy, 40 year old cougar, I can see that completely. I can't see this kid getting any shiat for showing up somewhere with her on his arm.

She's young looking. Could be a hawt 16.


In 4 years, he'd be getting high-fives from all his friends for bagging the hot grad student as a freshman. A 6 year age gap is not a big deal later on in life, but the gap between 14 and 20 in mental development and emotional maturity can be large.

That said, calling this molestation is a stretch. If she was also 14, or even 17, no one would bat an eye. Odds are good he was more than willing, it's just he can't legally consent.
 
2012-01-31 05:22:08 PM

bulok: She probably needs help but does deserve whatever the law gives her


Which will inevitably be 1/10th of what she would get if it were a male in her position.

/just saying
 
2012-01-31 05:22:48 PM
b-b-b-but Clinton!!!
 
2012-01-31 05:23:04 PM

bulok: The male part of me is thinking daaaaaaaaaaaaamn this rocks

The mature and rational part of me after clicking on the dramatica link is thinking the girl has serious psychological problems. If this were reversed and it was a 20 year old guy and those were 14 year old girls I would be disgusted.

She probably needs help but does deserve whatever the law gives her


I can't visit ED atm. can you give us a brief SFW summary?
 
2012-01-31 05:24:06 PM

lasercannon: Rule of thumb if she is hot dismiss the charges, if she is ugly go ahead and prosecute.


Looking at her, they'll likely crown her "Miss Teen BJ" and give her a cash award and a new car.
 
2012-01-31 05:25:10 PM

namegoeshere: bulok: The male part of me is thinking daaaaaaaaaaaaamn this rocks

The mature and rational part of me after clicking on the dramatica link is thinking the girl has serious psychological problems. If this were reversed and it was a 20 year old guy and those were 14 year old girls I would be disgusted.

She probably needs help but does deserve whatever the law gives her

I can't visit ED atm. can you give us a brief SFW summary?


AW to the Nth degree. Babysitter show and tell. And touch.
 
2012-01-31 05:27:09 PM

namegoeshere: bulok: The male part of me is thinking daaaaaaaaaaaaamn this rocks

The mature and rational part of me after clicking on the dramatica link is thinking the girl has serious psychological problems. If this were reversed and it was a 20 year old guy and those were 14 year old girls I would be disgusted.

She probably needs help but does deserve whatever the law gives her

I can't visit ED atm. can you give us a brief SFW summary?


"We don't have much information, but here's a picture of a girl that could be her letting some kids feel her up in a park".
 
2012-01-31 05:27:34 PM

Mr Rusty Shackleford: namegoeshere: bulok: The male part of me is thinking daaaaaaaaaaaaamn this rocks

The mature and rational part of me after clicking on the dramatica link is thinking the girl has serious psychological problems. If this were reversed and it was a 20 year old guy and those were 14 year old girls I would be disgusted.

She probably needs help but does deserve whatever the law gives her

I can't visit ED atm. can you give us a brief SFW summary?

AW to the Nth degree. Babysitter show and tell. And touch.


Ah. Yeah, she's whack.
 
2012-01-31 05:28:46 PM
Well I wouldn't have guessed 14 year olds were sexy but I guess I was wrong.
 
2012-01-31 05:28:57 PM
Humina humina!
 
2012-01-31 05:29:55 PM
Son, I think you're old enough to stay home by yourself...

No dad, I am irresponsible, I think Loni should come over
 
2012-01-31 05:30:08 PM
He's no baby and she wasn't sitting (or was she?)
 
2012-01-31 05:31:21 PM

rkiller1: He's no baby and she wasn't sitting (or was she?)


Probably sitting on his face.
 
2012-01-31 05:31:28 PM

namegoeshere: bulok: The male part of me is thinking daaaaaaaaaaaaamn this rocks

The mature and rational part of me after clicking on the dramatica link is thinking the girl has serious psychological problems. If this were reversed and it was a 20 year old guy and those were 14 year old girls I would be disgusted.

She probably needs help but does deserve whatever the law gives her

I can't visit ED atm. can you give us a brief SFW summary?


ED has what appears to be surveillance pics of her with a group of preteens and they are touching her up her shirt. There is one where she is feeling up a boy's crotch and he's looking around uncomfortably
 
2012-01-31 05:31:29 PM
...so I'm guessing I am/will be the only heterosexual male in this thread to find those pics horribly depressing? ~_~
 
2012-01-31 05:31:43 PM

calbert: since nothing new will be said in this thread that hasn't been said in the previous 15 or so greenlights that this story had last year, here are some pics of her doing a fine job helping some boys get to second base:

I'm not linking to it, and the pics are probably nsfw.

http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/User:Fussomoro/Loni_Bouchard


Who took the pics of her letting the kids feel her up?

Looks like a slam dunk case.
 
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