A 14 year old boy needs a babysitter?

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namegoeshere: A 14 year old boy needs a babysitter?

I wouldn't turn one down if she looked like this.

Lord, Overprotective Mom. What the hell did you THINK was going to happen??

"She seemed like such a nice girl..."

2wolves: Darth_Lukecash: They really get farked up socially and mentally. Socially because the other kids ostracize them, mentally because the kids deal everything through the lense of sexuality.

The prisons are filled with them.

14 year old boy, 40 year old cougar, I can see that completely. I can't see this kid getting any shiat for showing up somewhere with her on his arm.

She's young looking. Could be a hawt 16.

Nice rack, cradlerobber

I was going to give a "Bingo" to just about every comment here.

This, This I can fap to.

namegoeshere: A 14 year old boy needs a babysitter?

That's probably just the dad's plausible deniability for buying his son a hooker.

Darth_Lukecash: And I know a lot if guys are high fixing the kid

Is that you, meow said the dog?

Aww, I'm sure the 14 y.o. victim will be scarred for life. What a horrible monster this woman is, lock her up and throw away the key!

Darth_Lukecash: They really get farked up socially and mentally. Socially because the other kids ostracize them, mentally because the kids deal everything through the lense of sexuality.

They become psychoanalysts?

Also,

Dear Boys Life...

The 14 year old is in intensive care due to massive injuries sustained to his hand following the epic number of high fives from classmates.

"Clinton babysitter has sex assault case continued"

Yeah, well, you leave Clinton with a babysitter, you should already know the outcome, man.

I told my son, keep it wrapped and KEEP YOUR DAMN MOUTH SHUT !!

namegoeshere: A 14 year old boy needs a babysitter?

Heck, after seeing the pics, I think I could use a babysitter.

Giggity.

Niiiiiiice.jpg

The male part of me is thinking daaaaaaaaaaaaamn this rocks

The mature and rational part of me after clicking on the dramatica link is thinking the girl has serious psychological problems. If this were reversed and it was a 20 year old guy and those were 14 year old girls I would be disgusted.

She probably needs help but does deserve whatever the law gives her

Rule of thumb if she is hot dismiss the charges, if she is ugly go ahead and prosecute.

I'd let her impair my morals, if you know what I mean

namegoeshere: 2wolves: Darth_Lukecash: They really get farked up socially and mentally. Socially because the other kids ostracize them, mentally because the kids deal everything through the lense of sexuality.

The prisons are filled with them.

14 year old boy, 40 year old cougar, I can see that completely. I can't see this kid getting any shiat for showing up somewhere with her on his arm.

She's young looking. Could be a hawt 16.

In 4 years, he'd be getting high-fives from all his friends for bagging the hot grad student as a freshman. A 6 year age gap is not a big deal later on in life, but the gap between 14 and 20 in mental development and emotional maturity can be large.

That said, calling this molestation is a stretch. If she was also 14, or even 17, no one would bat an eye. Odds are good he was more than willing, it's just he can't legally consent.

b-b-b-but Clinton!!!

bulok: The male part of me is thinking daaaaaaaaaaaaamn this rocks

The mature and rational part of me after clicking on the dramatica link is thinking the girl has serious psychological problems. If this were reversed and it was a 20 year old guy and those were 14 year old girls I would be disgusted.

She probably needs help but does deserve whatever the law gives her

I can't visit ED atm. can you give us a brief SFW summary?

lasercannon: Rule of thumb if she is hot dismiss the charges, if she is ugly go ahead and prosecute.

Looking at her, they'll likely crown her "Miss Teen BJ" and give her a cash award and a new car.

Mr Rusty Shackleford: namegoeshere: bulok: The male part of me is thinking daaaaaaaaaaaaamn this rocks

The mature and rational part of me after clicking on the dramatica link is thinking the girl has serious psychological problems. If this were reversed and it was a 20 year old guy and those were 14 year old girls I would be disgusted.

She probably needs help but does deserve whatever the law gives her

I can't visit ED atm. can you give us a brief SFW summary?

AW to the Nth degree. Babysitter show and tell. And touch.

Ah. Yeah, she's whack.

Well I wouldn't have guessed 14 year olds were sexy but I guess I was wrong.

Humina humina!

Son, I think you're old enough to stay home by yourself...

No dad, I am irresponsible, I think Loni should come over

He's no baby and she wasn't sitting (or was she?)

rkiller1: He's no baby and she wasn't sitting (or was she?)

Probably sitting on his face.

namegoeshere: bulok: The male part of me is thinking daaaaaaaaaaaaamn this rocks

The mature and rational part of me after clicking on the dramatica link is thinking the girl has serious psychological problems. If this were reversed and it was a 20 year old guy and those were 14 year old girls I would be disgusted.

She probably needs help but does deserve whatever the law gives her

I can't visit ED atm. can you give us a brief SFW summary?

ED has what appears to be surveillance pics of her with a group of preteens and they are touching her up her shirt. There is one where she is feeling up a boy's crotch and he's looking around uncomfortably

...so I'm guessing I am/will be the only heterosexual male in this thread to find those pics horribly depressing? ~_~

calbert: since nothing new will be said in this thread that hasn't been said in the previous 15 or so greenlights that this story had last year, here are some pics of her doing a fine job helping some boys get to second base:

I'm not linking to it, and the pics are probably nsfw.

http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/User:Fussomoro/Loni_Bouchard

Who took the pics of her letting the kids feel her up?

Looks like a slam dunk case.