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(Huffington Post)   In today's you-can't-make-this-shiat-up news, a pro-Gingrich robocall is claiming Romney forced Holocaust survivors to eat non-kosher food   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 35
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2012-01-31 01:33:57 PM  
6 votes:
You should see what the Mormons are doing to the ones that DIDN'T survive the holocaust.
2012-01-31 02:38:42 PM  
5 votes:
lyn.bengaltech.com

Can't haz cheezeburger.
2012-01-31 02:14:08 PM  
4 votes:
Jew rapist non-Christian Taxobomney will force you to muslim gay marriage your abortion POW right there in the socialism
2012-01-31 02:52:11 PM  
3 votes:
"Some say Romney called this a temporary measure, but he was working on a final solution."
2012-01-31 01:13:11 PM  
3 votes:

James!: Jewish hell


Wisconsin?
2012-01-31 02:59:10 PM  
2 votes:
I heard when Mitt Romney toured Israel, he took a dump on it. On several occasion!
2012-01-31 02:58:16 PM  
2 votes:

Philip Francis Queeg: So you are saying that the Jewish folks should live in separate, but equal, facilities?


He's saying the same thing he usually says:

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2012-01-31 02:08:06 PM  
2 votes:
"While governor of TAXachussetts, Mitt Romney implemented Sharia law to force Holocaust survivors to be fed halal prepared meals by the kids back up North who never call, while Fidel Castro got to watch on in amusement."

There. That's more like it.
2012-02-01 12:25:05 AM  
1 votes:
Not only did Obomney veto the Kosher food bill, he slipped in a rider that requires all the animals used for the Traif meals be baptized as Mormons after slaughter.
2012-01-31 06:18:37 PM  
1 votes:
Holocaust survivors, who for the first time,were forced to eat non-kosher,

Yes. I believe the nazis made an effort to feed the jews kosher food
2012-01-31 06:12:19 PM  
1 votes:

Tatsuma: beerrun: Our house is covered. My new oven has the Sabbath mode option.
Never knew what that was all about.

Shabbat mode is, b'kitzur (jewish way of saying 'in short', more or less):

If the temp for the oven is set to 350f, in regular oven it will make sure that it stays at 350f all the time, meaning that if you open the door, the temperature of the room (if under or over 350f) will affect the temperature inside the oven. This means that the electric thingies inside the oven will activate automatically and adjust the temp so it stays 350.

Shabbat mode, on the other hand, insures that the temp that is generated from inside the oven will stay an equal 350f temp, even if the door is opened, and will not activate those electronic thingies, ensuring we can open the oven on shabbat.


Just like Moses used to do with his electric oven.

/shakes head
2012-01-31 05:46:27 PM  
1 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: Mitt Romney: Just like Hitler

I'm Newt Gingrich, and I approve this message.


Actually, the call is implying that Romney is worse than Hitler.

"Holocaust survivors, who for the first time, were forced to eat non-kosher"

Even the Nazis didn't force Jews to eat non-kosher!
2012-01-31 05:18:44 PM  
1 votes:

Amos Quito: /I kan haz alliteration?


Finish your gefilte fish first.
2012-01-31 04:57:56 PM  
1 votes:
Priest and a Rabbi were, by coincidence, sitting next to each other on a long flight.

About an hour passes and not a single word was exchanged by the two men. Finally, the Priest turns to the Rabbi and says, "Rabbi, do you mind if I ask you a personal question"? The Rabbi said, "Of course, you may."

"I understand that many of you Jewish people, especially Rabbis, keep kosher and, as such, don't eat things like bacon or ham". The Rabbi acknowledged that. "Haven't you ever even tasted bacon or ham?", asked the Priest.

The Rabbi explained, "Many years ago, I was a visiting Rabbi in a small town in the middle of nowhere and found myself in a diner one Sunday morning. There was no one around so I ordered bacon and eggs. It was quite good but that was the only time that ever happened."

After some time, the Rabbi turned to the Priest and said, "Father, do you mind if you ask you a very personal question"? The Priest said OK.

"You Priests take an oath of celibacy, right"?, asked the Rabbi. "Why, yes", answered the Priest, wondering where this was going.

"Well, haven't you ever had sex since you've become as Priest"?, asked the Rabbi.

The Priest looked about nervous, leaned toward the rabbi and answered very softly, "As a young parishioner I was approached by a troubled woman who was looking for my guidance. She was a beautiful, young woman and one thing led to another. So, yes, just once I had sex with a woman".

A few moments pass and the Rabbi leans over to the Priest and says, "A lot better than pork, isn't it?"
2012-01-31 04:24:28 PM  
1 votes:

herrDrFarkenstein: I heard when Mitt Romney toured Israel, he took a dump on it. On several occasion!

2012-01-31 04:01:07 PM  
1 votes:
Our house is covered. My new oven has the Sabbath mode option.
Never knew what that was all about.
I figured it would pump out punishing riffs while I fried my bacon in the morning.
2012-01-31 03:36:39 PM  
1 votes:

GWLush: Romney hates Fidler on the Roof!


He stays long enough for "If I Were A Rich Man".

After every verse he interrupts by shouting "DId that!" "Already got that!" "Yep, that's me!"

Then he leaves in the middle of the uproar, goes home, and all day long he biddy biddy bums.
2012-01-31 03:17:07 PM  
1 votes:

Tickle Mittens: James!: sweetmelissa31: To be fair... as much as I can't stand Newt... I've met many Holocaust survivors in my day and most of them weren't Kosher. My grandparents, who were Kosher all their lives, get Meals on Wheels now and don't care that it isn't Kosher.

Are they not concerned that the Jewish God Kabbala will send them to Jewish hell?

/I don't know much about religion.

Failing to keep dietary prohibitions is more "naughty" than acctually "bad;" much less "evil." I know of at least one instance where bacon saved a jewish holocaust survivor. Which just goes to show bacon doesn't hold a grudge. It's there whenever you want, or need it.


Man, you wouldn't know a joke if it heclemed in your goneckticazoink.
2012-01-31 03:07:28 PM  
1 votes:
I heard Romney wrote some Protocols when he was a church Elder at the national park in Zion!
2012-01-31 03:06:46 PM  
1 votes:

GWLush: GWLush: Romney hates Fidler on the Roof!

and Fiddler on the Roof too!


What about Fidddler on the Roof three: a new rope?
2012-01-31 03:06:24 PM  
1 votes:

James!: sweetmelissa31: To be fair... as much as I can't stand Newt... I've met many Holocaust survivors in my day and most of them weren't Kosher. My grandparents, who were Kosher all their lives, get Meals on Wheels now and don't care that it isn't Kosher.

Are they not concerned that the Jewish God Kabbala will send them to Jewish hell?

/I don't know much about religion.


Failing to keep dietary prohibitions is more "naughty" than acctually "bad;" much less "evil." I know of at least one instance where bacon saved a jewish holocaust survivor. Which just goes to show bacon doesn't hold a grudge. It's there whenever you want, or need it.
2012-01-31 03:03:08 PM  
1 votes:
I heard Romney had a make-out session while watching Schindler's List!
2012-01-31 03:02:16 PM  
1 votes:
I got a call saying that Romney stole my bike and touched me in my special place.
2012-01-31 02:58:03 PM  
1 votes:
I got a phone call that Romney has a black baby.
2012-01-31 02:53:23 PM  
1 votes:
I'm surprised with all the pandering in Florida that he didn't change his name to Jewt.
2012-01-31 02:45:44 PM  
1 votes:

Amos Quito: Tatsuma: Keep on adding reasons why I don't like you, Newt.


Why do you hate Holocaust survivors?


They stole his lunch money and hid his clothes when he was taking a shower after gym class.
2012-01-31 02:30:12 PM  
1 votes:
Oh and the worst thing about this is that Romney's veto was actually overturned, which means that no, Holocaust survivors were not in any way forced halal pig thanks to Taxomney McMormoncare
2012-01-31 02:21:14 PM  
1 votes:
Here's the thing, though. Mitt is an adherent to a religion that has all sorts of dietary codes. Yet, he has a tin ear when it comes to the concerns of other religions.
Did Mitt force-feed non-Kosher meals to observant Jews? No. But he was more concerned with saving what amounts to pocket change for him than with the needs of his elderly Jewish constituents. If a Protestant, Catholic or Jewish governor mandated doing away with, say, magic underwear to save a few bucks you can bet Mitt would be outraged. Or whatever it is that simulates outrage in his programming.
2012-01-31 02:12:16 PM  
1 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: You should see what the Mormons are doing to the ones that DIDN'T survive the holocaust.


Mitt Romney personally dug up Anne Frank's body and put Mormon underwear on her.
2012-01-31 01:56:37 PM  
1 votes:

Lsherm: James!: Now that is how you pander to a demographic.

I keep saying this in other threads: since both of them are going to lose, Newt should get the nomination. If you're going to cause a train wreck, you should use the biggest locomotive you can find.

This is just a taste of what we'd get during the general election. Frankly, an ad with blackface and Santa Claus dressed up as Satan wouldn't surprise me if Newt wins the nomination.


Newt would be daring enough to call Obama out on his unrepentant blackness.
2012-01-31 01:55:41 PM  
1 votes:

James!: Now that is how you pander to a demographic.


I keep saying this in other threads: since both of them are going to lose, Newt should get the nomination. If you're going to cause a train wreck, you should use the biggest locomotive you can find.

This is just a taste of what we'd get during the general election. Frankly, an ad with blackface and Santa Claus dressed up as Satan wouldn't surprise me if Newt wins the nomination.
2012-01-31 01:19:50 PM  
1 votes:

WTF Indeed: James!: Jewish hell

Wisconsin?


I'm pretty sure Wisconsin isn't supposed to be real, it's in the Jewish bible as a metaphor.
2012-01-31 01:12:03 PM  
1 votes:

sweetmelissa31: To be fair... as much as I can't stand Newt... I've met many Holocaust survivors in my day and most of them weren't Kosher. My grandparents, who were Kosher all their lives, get Meals on Wheels now and don't care that it isn't Kosher.


Are they not concerned that the Jewish God Kabbala will send them to Jewish hell?

/I don't know much about religion.
2012-01-31 01:04:45 PM  
1 votes:
Well, sort of, though "forced" is hyperbolic.

The call is referencing Romney's veto of a 2003 bill. It came at a time that some nursing homes were considering eliminating their kosher kitchens during a period of budget cuts. Their plan was to instead bus in kosher food from other locations. The bill Romney vetoed would have given an additional $600,000 in funding to nursing homes, therefore making it possible for them to continue cooking kosher food on site.

So, Gingrich's fine for ethics violations would've covered half of this program.
2012-01-31 01:04:20 PM  
1 votes:
Now that is how you pander to a demographic.
 
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