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(Huffington Post)   In today's you-can't-make-this-shiat-up news, a pro-Gingrich robocall is claiming Romney forced Holocaust survivors to eat non-kosher food   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 206
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2012-01-31 03:46:27 PM  

GWLush: GWLush: Romney hates Fidler on the Roof!

and Fiddler on the Roof too!


It's FL so....

Fidel'er on the Roof?
 
2012-01-31 03:47:30 PM  

DeltaPunch: ecmoRandomNumbers: I hate both these guys so much, I really don't know which one to root for. No matter who wins, he still has to be slaughtered by Obama.

True, but it's going to be ugly. Over $30 million was spent in Florida over the last 10 days, and 92% of it was negative. In the general election each candidate will have close to a billion dollars... I get sick just thinking about what we're in for.


Think of the number of kosher meals that would have paid for.
 
2012-01-31 03:49:40 PM  

lohphat: DeltaPunch: ecmoRandomNumbers: I hate both these guys so much, I really don't know which one to root for. No matter who wins, he still has to be slaughtered by Obama.

True, but it's going to be ugly. Over $30 million was spent in Florida over the last 10 days, and 92% of it was negative. In the general election each candidate will have close to a billion dollars... I get sick just thinking about what we're in for.

Think of the number of kosher meals that would have paid for.


For Holocaust Survivors at that. Old people eat smaller portions.
 
2012-01-31 03:56:32 PM  

Tatsuma: and for those who are interested, the Torah says 'That you should live [by those commandments]', meaning that your life has priority except in three situations, and you are allowed to break Torah to save it. Not just allowed, but mandated to, in fact.


Then the issues behind this story should be a non-issue, right?

lol
 
2012-01-31 03:58:47 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I hate both these guys so much, I really don't know which one to root for. No matter who wins, he still has to be slaughtered by Obama.


If you really can't decide who the better person is, remember that Gingrich divorced his second wife when she came down with a debilitating life-disease, Multiple Sclerosis. Mitt stayed with her and weathers the storm. Yes I know they would both repeal HCR in a heartbeat, and neither of them cares about poor people with MS who struggle to make it on their own. (new window) Still, they are nonetheless distinguishable from one another.
 
2012-01-31 04:01:07 PM  
Our house is covered. My new oven has the Sabbath mode option.
Never knew what that was all about.
I figured it would pump out punishing riffs while I fried my bacon in the morning.
 
2012-01-31 04:02:05 PM  

muck4doo: You're just ignorant.



Ignorant of the 3000 year old rules of goat herding pedophiles?

Proudly. Never a percentage in following anybody down into crazy.
 
2012-01-31 04:10:53 PM  

Captain_Ballbeard: muck4doo: You're just ignorant.


Ignorant of the 3000 year old rules of goat herding pedophiles?

Proudly. Never a percentage in following anybody down into crazy.


Lulz, Bunch of goat herding pedo dirty brown peoples they were. Too bad they couldn't have been smart, like you. What did they ever accomplish anyways? While yourself, well, just look. Posting hateful things on the internet is the epitome of a new rational thought process.
 
2012-01-31 04:20:58 PM  
And we thought the primaries were going to be boring without Palin!
 
2012-01-31 04:24:28 PM  

herrDrFarkenstein: I heard when Mitt Romney toured Israel, he took a dump on it. On several occasion!

 
2012-01-31 04:26:55 PM  

muck4doo: What did they ever accomplish anyways?


They succeeded in wiping out every man, woman and child in a few civilizations because somebody heard a voice in his head.
 
2012-01-31 04:29:08 PM  

Captain_Ballbeard: muck4doo: What did they ever accomplish anyways?

They succeeded in wiping out every man, woman and child in a few civilizationstowns because somebody heard a voice in his head.


Funny how you don't believe in anything they have to say except that part. Go on with your hate, you rational and smart man you. Fark those goat herders!
 
2012-01-31 04:35:01 PM  
I heard that multiple Holocaust survivors died in MA while Bacon McRomney was governor.

Number of Holocaust survivors who died while Newt Gingrich was governor of the moon? Zero.

Your choice is clear, Jewish community.
 
2012-01-31 04:38:41 PM  

Captain_Ballbeard: muck4doo: What did they ever accomplish anyways?

They succeeded in wiping out every man, woman and child in a few civilizations because somebody heard a voice in his head.


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I find religion silly myself and can't stand it when it's crammed down my throat. It seems your trying to do the same thing but in reverse.
 
2012-01-31 04:46:13 PM  
He shoulda gone with "Romney has a black love child", like GWB did to McCain in 2000. That was way kewl, since McCain did in fact have an adopted black child, who he was so ashamed of that he left the poor kid off the official campaign family photos. Which is kinda karma for both the republican douche bags
 
2012-01-31 04:51:17 PM  

AlinaJoan: Why does everything go back to Nazis?


Because socialism.

Thanks to Drew Curtis's fark.com, I've learned that it's always because socialism.
 
2012-01-31 04:51:44 PM  
Romney just punched an actual goat herder, in the cock, after reading the comments here.
 
2012-01-31 04:57:56 PM  
Priest and a Rabbi were, by coincidence, sitting next to each other on a long flight.

About an hour passes and not a single word was exchanged by the two men. Finally, the Priest turns to the Rabbi and says, "Rabbi, do you mind if I ask you a personal question"? The Rabbi said, "Of course, you may."

"I understand that many of you Jewish people, especially Rabbis, keep kosher and, as such, don't eat things like bacon or ham". The Rabbi acknowledged that. "Haven't you ever even tasted bacon or ham?", asked the Priest.

The Rabbi explained, "Many years ago, I was a visiting Rabbi in a small town in the middle of nowhere and found myself in a diner one Sunday morning. There was no one around so I ordered bacon and eggs. It was quite good but that was the only time that ever happened."

After some time, the Rabbi turned to the Priest and said, "Father, do you mind if you ask you a very personal question"? The Priest said OK.

"You Priests take an oath of celibacy, right"?, asked the Rabbi. "Why, yes", answered the Priest, wondering where this was going.

"Well, haven't you ever had sex since you've become as Priest"?, asked the Rabbi.

The Priest looked about nervous, leaned toward the rabbi and answered very softly, "As a young parishioner I was approached by a troubled woman who was looking for my guidance. She was a beautiful, young woman and one thing led to another. So, yes, just once I had sex with a woman".

A few moments pass and the Rabbi leans over to the Priest and says, "A lot better than pork, isn't it?"
 
2012-01-31 04:59:52 PM  
Thank goodness they didn't have to eat Soylent Gingrich. Like this person, or is this the contents.

i463.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-31 05:00:21 PM  

Captain_Ballbeard: muck4doo: What did they ever accomplish anyways?

They succeeded in wiping out every man, woman and child in a few civilizations because somebody heard a voice in his head.


Look, I think religious food laws are as stupid as the next sneering, contemptuous, malodorous atheist. But let's save the outrage for when someone is trying to force us to follow their rules, not when someone decides (presumably, of their own free will) to follow them.

/I felt it would flow better with a third adjective. I just couldn't come up with another relevant one.
 
2012-01-31 05:08:52 PM  
I'm pretty sure that anyone who survived the concentration camps has already eaten their fair share of non kosher foods.
 
2012-01-31 05:09:36 PM  

Jacobin: He shoulda gone with "Romney has a black love child", like GWB did to McCain in 2000. That was way kewl, since McCain did in fact have an adopted black child, who he was so ashamed of that he left the poor kid off the official campaign family photos. Which is kinda karma for both the republican douche bags


His adopted daughter isn't black.

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2012-01-31 05:12:01 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: Look, I think religious food laws are as stupid as the next sneering, contemptuous, malodorous atheist. But let's save the outrage for when someone is trying to force us to follow their rules, not when someone decides (presumably, of their own free will) to follow them.


It's forced on us every day. I have no interest in being polite about it. AIPAC, the Christian Coalition and Salt Lake City all exist for no other reason than to force things on us. Fark em.
 
2012-01-31 05:16:35 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: Captain_Ballbeard: muck4doo: What did they ever accomplish anyways?

They succeeded in wiping out every man, woman and child in a few civilizations because somebody heard a voice in his head.

Look, I think religious food laws are as stupid as the next sneering, contemptuous, malodorous atheist. But let's save the outrage for when someone is trying to force us to follow their rules, not when someone decides (presumably, of their own free will) to follow them.



Or when they expect tax dollars to subsidize their religious food fetishes?

Keeping kosher kitchens kan be kostly.


/I kan haz alliteration?
 
2012-01-31 05:18:44 PM  

Amos Quito: /I kan haz alliteration?


Finish your gefilte fish first.
 
2012-01-31 05:22:23 PM  

skullkrusher: Jacobin: He shoulda gone with "Romney has a black love child", like GWB did to McCain in 2000. That was way kewl, since McCain did in fact have an adopted black child, who he was so ashamed of that he left the poor kid off the official campaign family photos. Which is kinda karma for both the republican douche bags

His adopted daughter isn't black.

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While you are TECHNICALLY correct (the best kind of correct), do you really think South Carolina Republicans would know the difference? You think they'd see past the fact that she has dark brown skin?

/IIRC, she's from either India or SE Asia
 
2012-01-31 05:22:51 PM  

Captain_Ballbeard: I May Be Crazy But...: Look, I think religious food laws are as stupid as the next sneering, contemptuous, malodorous atheist. But let's save the outrage for when someone is trying to force us to follow their rules, not when someone decides (presumably, of their own free will) to follow them.

It's forced on us every day. I have no interest in being polite about it. AIPAC, the Christian Coalition and Salt Lake City all exist for no other reason than to force things on us. Fark em.


Right, and when Utah decides that the state government needs to get into the liquor business, and legislate a monopoly no less, every right thinking person in Utah ought to have voted out their congressman, if not more. And when ignorant, asshole fundamentalists try to make the government call gay folks less than human, they should be called out for being, well, ignorant assholes.

But when someone decides that they want to not eat a certain food for religious reasons, what business is it of yours? Are you that offended by the idea that some people don't like mushrooms also? As long as you want people to let you live your life as you see fit, you shouldn't criticize them for doing the same.
 
2012-01-31 05:26:55 PM  

Amos Quito: I May Be Crazy But...: Captain_Ballbeard: muck4doo: What did they ever accomplish anyways?

They succeeded in wiping out every man, woman and child in a few civilizations because somebody heard a voice in his head.

Look, I think religious food laws are as stupid as the next sneering, contemptuous, malodorous atheist. But let's save the outrage for when someone is trying to force us to follow their rules, not when someone decides (presumably, of their own free will) to follow them.


Or when they expect tax dollars to subsidize their religious food fetishes?

Keeping kosher kitchens kan be kostly.


/I kan haz alliteration?


Captain_Ballbeard: Amos Quito: /I kan haz alliteration?

Finish your gefilte fish first.


Amos, I know you're smarter than this. Don't go down the low road with dip shiat there. All of those meals are tax subsidized. It doesn't matter if they are vegan, kosher, halal, no sacred cow please, no sugar I am diabetic please, or anything else like that for the matter. Not everyone eats the same stuff. That you two get so irrational and hateful about one particular little group says loads for yourselves, and not the program. Especially Captain Ballschin who only wants to believe just the bad things he thinks the jews might have done in history. Otherwise they're pedo goat herders.
 
2012-01-31 05:27:45 PM  

Sgt Otter: If it was anybody but Newt, I'd assume anything THAT sleazy must have been a false-flag plant.


I honestly believe that "false-flag plants" are the only way superPACs are ever going to go away.
 
2012-01-31 05:28:39 PM  

Amos Quito: I May Be Crazy But...: Captain_Ballbeard: muck4doo: What did they ever accomplish anyways?

They succeeded in wiping out every man, woman and child in a few civilizations because somebody heard a voice in his head.

Look, I think religious food laws are as stupid as the next sneering, contemptuous, malodorous atheist. But let's save the outrage for when someone is trying to force us to follow their rules, not when someone decides (presumably, of their own free will) to follow them.


Or when they expect tax dollars to subsidize their religious food fetishes?

Keeping kosher kitchens kan be kostly.


/I kan haz alliteration?


I think the solution of busing it in from somewhere else is a great idea. Sounds like a way to save money, while still providing them with kosher food. It'll still probably be more expensive than not providing them with kosher food, but I also don't think that people give up their basic human rights when they have to go into assisted living.

You maybe should have gone with "Keeping kosher kitchens kan kreate kosts."
 
2012-01-31 05:29:32 PM  

sprawl15: A holocaust happens on the German-Polish border. Where do the Allies bury the survivors?


I find it rather appalling that the Allies would bury people alive.

//Ja wohl!
 
2012-01-31 05:29:51 PM  

King Something: skullkrusher: Jacobin: He shoulda gone with "Romney has a black love child", like GWB did to McCain in 2000. That was way kewl, since McCain did in fact have an adopted black child, who he was so ashamed of that he left the poor kid off the official campaign family photos. Which is kinda karma for both the republican douche bags

His adopted daughter isn't black.

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While you are TECHNICALLY correct (the best kind of correct), do you really think South Carolina Republicans would know the difference? You think they'd see past the fact that she has dark brown skin?

/IIRC, she's from either India or SE Asia


she's from Bangladesh. He had her on stage at the RNC. It doesn't seem like he was trying to hide her.
 
2012-01-31 05:37:30 PM  

muck4doo: Amos, I know you're smarter than this. Don't go down the low road with dip shiat there. All of those meals are tax subsidized. It doesn't matter if they are vegan, kosher, halal, no sacred cow please, no sugar I am diabetic please, or anything else like that for the matter. Not everyone eats the same stuff. That you two get so irrational and hateful about one particular little group says loads for yourselves, and not the program. Especially Captain Ballschin who only wants to believe just the bad things he thinks the jews might have done in history. Otherwise they're pedo goat herders.


Oh, shove it up your ass. It doesn't make them anti-semitic to say that Jewish law mandates some ridiculous things is the modern world. Conservative Jews are forced to conform to stupid rules. And it's their right to, but that doesn't mean nobody can think they're stupid.

The pedo goat herders comment was certainly inflammatory, though.
 
2012-01-31 05:38:47 PM  
Meanwhile Obama smiles beatifically down from his mountain of untouched campaign cash. Seriously, if this campaign gets any more handicapped they might end up pulling the plug on it before the actual election.
 
2012-01-31 05:44:48 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...:
I think the solution of busing it in from somewhere else is a great idea. Sounds like a way to save money, while still providing them with kosher food. It'll still probably be more expensive than not providing them with kosher food, but I also don't think that people give up their basic human rights when they have to go into assisted living.


I will agree, surely there is a place the makes kosher or halal food nearby and it can be transported to several retirement communities. That way there is enough demand and lower cost to the nursing home. HOWEVER i think they should keep some pre-made or simple foods on hand in case new admittance, after-hours, and inclement weather preventing deliveries.
 
2012-01-31 05:46:27 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Mitt Romney: Just like Hitler

I'm Newt Gingrich, and I approve this message.


Actually, the call is implying that Romney is worse than Hitler.

"Holocaust survivors, who for the first time, were forced to eat non-kosher"

Even the Nazis didn't force Jews to eat non-kosher!
 
2012-01-31 05:47:50 PM  

sweetmelissa31: To be fair... as much as I can't stand Newt... I've met many Holocaust survivors in my day and most of them weren't Kosher.


Yeah, if I believed in a God who let me go through the Holocaust, I don't think I'd care too much what he didn't want me to eat.
 
2012-01-31 05:50:32 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: muck4doo: Amos, I know you're smarter than this. Don't go down the low road with dip shiat there. All of those meals are tax subsidized. It doesn't matter if they are vegan, kosher, halal, no sacred cow please, no sugar I am diabetic please, or anything else like that for the matter. Not everyone eats the same stuff. That you two get so irrational and hateful about one particular little group says loads for yourselves, and not the program. Especially Captain Ballschin who only wants to believe just the bad things he thinks the jews might have done in history. Otherwise they're pedo goat herders.

Oh, shove it up your ass. It doesn't make them anti-semitic to say that Jewish law mandates some ridiculous things is the modern world. Conservative Jews are forced to conform to stupid rules. And it's their right to, but that doesn't mean nobody can think they're stupid.

The pedo goat herders comment was certainly inflammatory, though.


Another ignorant one. They are forced? But it's their right to? I think vegans are stupid. Where is the uproar in that they are getting special meals? Oh right, there isn't any. It's the same group of people these same two are constantly mad at. Sorry if you're new here. If you need more context for ballchins dwell on his goat herder pedo rhetoric. Amazing the hate that is acceptable on fark so long as it is PC.
 
2012-01-31 05:51:29 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: The pedo goat herders comment was certainly inflammatory, though.


More of a play on the same insult being hurled at Islam, quite a popular tactic a few years back. When did God/Allah/WTF decide that farking kids was not ok? Is that change order on the record like when Idahovah said no more polygamy because he was scared of the Federal Govt?
 
2012-01-31 05:55:14 PM  

muck4doo: Another ignorant one. They are forced? But it's their right to? I think vegans are stupid. Where is the uproar in that they are getting special meals? Oh right, there isn't any. It's the same group of people these same two are constantly mad at. Sorry if you're new here. If you need more context for ballchins dwell on his goat herder pedo rhetoric. Amazing the hate that is acceptable on fark so long as it is PC.


www.redstate.com
 
2012-01-31 05:56:08 PM  

Captain_Ballbeard: I May Be Crazy But...: The pedo goat herders comment was certainly inflammatory, though.

More of a play on the same insult being hurled at Islam, quite a popular tactic a few years back. When did God/Allah/WTF decide that farking kids was not ok? Is that change order on the record like when Idahovah said no more polygamy because he was scared of the Federal Govt?


And it is/was a stupid comment to make on Islam too. Good to know you're not above it. Got you farkied in yellow for just another person fearful of those different from them.
 
2012-01-31 05:57:46 PM  

Captain_Ballbeard: muck4doo: Another ignorant one. They are forced? But it's their right to? I think vegans are stupid. Where is the uproar in that they are getting special meals? Oh right, there isn't any. It's the same group of people these same two are constantly mad at. Sorry if you're new here. If you need more context for ballchins dwell on his goat herder pedo rhetoric. Amazing the hate that is acceptable on fark so long as it is PC.

[www.redstate.com image 500x301]


I may be mad, but I'll get over it. You'll still be stupid for the rest of your life.
 
2012-01-31 06:00:30 PM  

muck4doo: Another ignorant one. They are forced? But it's their right to? I think vegans are stupid. Where is the uproar in that they are getting special meals? Oh right, there isn't any. It's the same group of people these same two are constantly mad at. Sorry if you're new here. If you need more context for ballchins dwell on his goat herder pedo rhetoric. Amazing the hate that is acceptable on fark so long as it is PC.


You're right, forced was probably not the right word. So rephrase it as, Conservative Jews follow a set of laws which mandate stupid behaviors. It is their right to follow such laws, but that doesn't mean other people can't think the laws are stupid. If you think there's nobody who thinks vegans should be forced to eat animal products, or insults vegans for their personal choice, then you've never seen a thread on the subject.

Captain_Ballbeard: I May Be Crazy But...: The pedo goat herders comment was certainly inflammatory, though.

More of a play on the same insult being hurled at Islam, quite a popular tactic a few years back. When did God/Allah/WTF decide that farking kids was not ok? Is that change order on the record like when Idahovah said no more polygamy because he was scared of the Federal Govt?


Hey, just 'cause you're cribbing it from somewhere doesn't make it unoffensive. Also, "Idahovah" is kinda funny.
 
2012-01-31 06:00:35 PM  

skullkrusher: Jacobin: He shoulda gone with "Romney has a black love child", like GWB did to McCain in 2000. That was way kewl, since McCain did in fact have an adopted black child, who he was so ashamed of that he left the poor kid off the official campaign family photos. Which is kinda karma for both the republican douche bags

His adopted daughter isn't black.

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Looks black to some people (and that was the point of the campaign).
 
2012-01-31 06:01:21 PM  

muck4doo: And it is/was a stupid comment to make on Islam too.


And I am sure you were front and center shouting that down, weren't you? I put Muslims in the same Crazy/Stupid pigeonhole as anybody who believes in magical creatures, vegans, crystal rubbers, dupes who blow their money on "organic" foods and wrestling fans.
 
2012-01-31 06:05:19 PM  

Captain_Ballbeard: muck4doo: And it is/was a stupid comment to make on Islam too.

And I am sure you were front and center shouting that down, weren't you? I put Muslims in the same Crazy/Stupid pigeonhole as anybody who believes in magical creatures, vegans, crystal rubbers, dupes who blow their money on "organic" foods and wrestling fans.


Humility apparently isn't a virtue you particularly cherish.
 
2012-01-31 06:07:09 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: I always request the kosher meal on flights because you get that little pastry thing.


What is this 'meal' you speak of on flights?

All I got was felt up by security..Nobody bought ME dinner!
 
2012-01-31 06:07:52 PM  

Captain_Ballbeard: muck4doo: And it is/was a stupid comment to make on Islam too.

And I am sure you were front and center shouting that down, weren't you? I put Muslims in the same Crazy/Stupid pigeonhole as anybody who believes in magical creatures, vegans, crystal rubbers, dupes who blow their money on "organic" foods and wrestling fans.


Whoa whoa whoa! Slow that down there!

i.qkme.me
 
2012-01-31 06:08:11 PM  

beerrun: Our house is covered. My new oven has the Sabbath mode option.
Never knew what that was all about.


Shabbat mode is, b'kitzur (jewish way of saying 'in short', more or less):

If the temp for the oven is set to 350f, in regular oven it will make sure that it stays at 350f all the time, meaning that if you open the door, the temperature of the room (if under or over 350f) will affect the temperature inside the oven. This means that the electric thingies inside the oven will activate automatically and adjust the temp so it stays 350.

Shabbat mode, on the other hand, insures that the temp that is generated from inside the oven will stay an equal 350f temp, even if the door is opened, and will not activate those electronic thingies, ensuring we can open the oven on shabbat.
 
2012-01-31 06:10:59 PM  
I don't know many Jews who keep kosher. The boyfriend doesn't, neither does anyone in his family. As he put it once, "When I die, I'm going in the ground. Who cares what's in my stomach before that?"

The man makes a good point.
 
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