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(Huffington Post)   In today's you-can't-make-this-shiat-up news, a pro-Gingrich robocall is claiming Romney forced Holocaust survivors to eat non-kosher food   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 206
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2012-01-31 03:00:31 PM  
Romney hates Fidler on the Roof!
 
2012-01-31 03:00:53 PM  
I'm missing the point here. Isn't the GOP mantra that the government shouldn't be feeding people in nursing homes (or anywhere else)? Isn't he private sector supposed to be doing this?
 
2012-01-31 03:01:19 PM  

GWLush: Romney hates Fidler on the Roof!


and Fiddler on the Roof too!
 
2012-01-31 03:02:11 PM  

Diogenes: What's funny is that disingenuously using Jews and antisemitism to scare people into voting for him is antisemitic in and of itself.

"Those suckers will believe anything if you toss the Holocaust in there."


That was our reaction around here. That, and 'Seriously, can't they shut up about Jews and Israel? I mean, seriously there's a whole campaign and so many issues going on. Leave us alone for five minutes'.
 
2012-01-31 03:02:16 PM  
I got a call saying that Romney stole my bike and touched me in my special place.
 
2012-01-31 03:03:08 PM  
I heard Romney had a make-out session while watching Schindler's List!
 
2012-01-31 03:03:44 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I hate both these guys so much, I really don't know which one to root for. No matter who wins, he still has to be slaughtered by Obama.


True, but it's going to be ugly. Over $30 million was spent in Florida over the last 10 days, and 92% of it was negative. In the general election each candidate will have close to a billion dollars... I get sick just thinking about what we're in for.
 
2012-01-31 03:04:50 PM  

Tatsuma: Diogenes: What's funny is that disingenuously using Jews and antisemitism to scare people into voting for him is antisemitic in and of itself.

"Those suckers will believe anything if you toss the Holocaust in there."

That was our reaction around here. That, and 'Seriously, can't they shut up about Jews and Israel? I mean, seriously there's a whole campaign and so many issues going on. Leave us alone for five minutes'.


Could you guys get some newspaper editors to come over here and spread that sentiment around? Cuz right now you keep letting all the derp out.
 
2012-01-31 03:04:51 PM  

kevinfra: I'm missing the point here. Isn't the GOP mantra that the government shouldn't be feeding people in nursing homes (or anywhere else)? Isn't he private sector supposed to be doing this?


It's a bad thing when the other guys do it, no matter who those guys are.
 
2012-01-31 03:04:52 PM  
Mitt Romney masturbates to Schindlers List. Furiously.
 
2012-01-31 03:06:24 PM  

James!: sweetmelissa31: To be fair... as much as I can't stand Newt... I've met many Holocaust survivors in my day and most of them weren't Kosher. My grandparents, who were Kosher all their lives, get Meals on Wheels now and don't care that it isn't Kosher.

Are they not concerned that the Jewish God Kabbala will send them to Jewish hell?

/I don't know much about religion.


Failing to keep dietary prohibitions is more "naughty" than acctually "bad;" much less "evil." I know of at least one instance where bacon saved a jewish holocaust survivor. Which just goes to show bacon doesn't hold a grudge. It's there whenever you want, or need it.
 
2012-01-31 03:06:46 PM  

GWLush: GWLush: Romney hates Fidler on the Roof!

and Fiddler on the Roof too!


What about Fidddler on the Roof three: a new rope?
 
2012-01-31 03:07:16 PM  
A holocaust happens on the German-Polish border. Where do the Allies bury the survivors?
 
2012-01-31 03:07:28 PM  
I heard Romney wrote some Protocols when he was a church Elder at the national park in Zion!
 
2012-01-31 03:08:01 PM  

Tickle Mittens: Failing to keep dietary prohibitions is more "naughty" than acctually "bad;" much less "evil." I know of at least one instance where bacon saved a jewish holocaust survivor.


Yeah it's definitely not 'just naughty', it's a very major area of laws, and one of the most important things that a Jew has to keep.

However, if it came down to saving a life, go ahead and chow down on a shrimped cheeseburger, not only is it permitted, but obligatory.
 
2012-01-31 03:09:11 PM  

Tatsuma: Tickle Mittens: Failing to keep dietary prohibitions is more "naughty" than acctually "bad;" much less "evil." I know of at least one instance where bacon saved a jewish holocaust survivor.

Yeah it's definitely not 'just naughty', it's a very major area of laws, and one of the most important things that a Jew has to keep.

However, if it came down to saving a life, go ahead and chow down on a shrimped cheeseburger, not only is it permitted, but obligatory.


The fark is a shrimped cheesburger?
 
2012-01-31 03:11:18 PM  

kevinfra: I'm missing the point here. Isn't the GOP mantra that the government shouldn't be feeding people in nursing homes (or anywhere else)? Isn't he private sector supposed to be doing this?


Is there such a thing as kosher bootstraps?
 
2012-01-31 03:11:34 PM  

However, if it came down to saving a life, go ahead and chow down on a shrimped cheeseburger, not only is it permitted, but obligatory.,


What could be more ridiculous than not having certain exceptions to otherwise rigorously enforced bronze age goat herder food safety advice?
 
2012-01-31 03:11:43 PM  

Nadie_AZ: This is so awesome. Keep doubling down, Newt. I should donate to his campaign ...


You know I thought about that the other day. He's got to keep alive the freak show somehow.
 
2012-01-31 03:11:47 PM  
I always request the kosher meal on flights because you get that little pastry thing.
 
2012-01-31 03:12:14 PM  

Philip Francis Queeg: Amos Quito: FTA: "Their plan was to instead bus in kosher food from other locations. The bill Romney vetoed would have given an additional $600,000 in funding to nursing homes, therefore making it possible for them to continue cooking kosher food on site."


This may sound hearltess and cruel, but the truth is, keeping such a facility up to kosher snuff is no simple matter.

In order to properly "cook kosher on site", you need a "$upervised" kitchen, and either all food served must meet kosher standards, or you need two completely separate kitchens (separate cookware, etc) and assurances that no cross "contamination" might occur.

Needless to say, kosher can be co$tly.

Better that those who demand such standards stay in facilities where they won't be bothered by those that like cheeseburgers.

Anyway, Newt's attack is sure to split the Red Sea of Florida's Jewish voters.

So you are saying that the Jewish folks should live in separate, but equal, facilities?



No, I'm saying that non-kosher cooking facilities are entirely incompatible with the demands of kosher. The possibility of "contamination" makes it impractical for them to share the same kitchen, as even a small "offense" can render the whole place treif, or "unfit".

The requirements for keeping a kitchen kosher are insanely rigorous. And at Passover? Forget it.

So for practical purposes, unless you intend to force EVERYONE to eat kosher food, you either need two entirely separate kitchens - or - separate facilities.

In any case, I fail to see why taxpayers should foot the bill for those who follow the dietary demands of any silly religious superstition.
 
2012-01-31 03:12:32 PM  
Mitt Romney pronounces "bagel" like "baahhhgel."
 
2012-01-31 03:14:58 PM  

A Dark Evil Omen: Philip Francis Queeg: So you are saying that the Jewish folks should live in separate, but equal, facilities?

He's saying the same thing he usually says:

[files.sharenator.com image 533x800]



Just the facts, ma'am.
 
2012-01-31 03:15:27 PM  

Amos Quito: Philip Francis Queeg: Amos Quito: FTA: "Their plan was to instead bus in kosher food from other locations. The bill Romney vetoed would have given an additional $600,000 in funding to nursing homes, therefore making it possible for them to continue cooking kosher food on site."


This may sound hearltess and cruel, but the truth is, keeping such a facility up to kosher snuff is no simple matter.

In order to properly "cook kosher on site", you need a "$upervised" kitchen, and either all food served must meet kosher standards, or you need two completely separate kitchens (separate cookware, etc) and assurances that no cross "contamination" might occur.

Needless to say, kosher can be co$tly.

Better that those who demand such standards stay in facilities where they won't be bothered by those that like cheeseburgers.

Anyway, Newt's attack is sure to split the Red Sea of Florida's Jewish voters.

So you are saying that the Jewish folks should live in separate, but equal, facilities?


No, I'm saying that non-kosher cooking facilities are entirely incompatible with the demands of kosher. The possibility of "contamination" makes it impractical for them to share the same kitchen, as even a small "offense" can render the whole place treif, or "unfit".

The requirements for keeping a kitchen kosher are insanely rigorous. And at Passover? Forget it.

So for practical purposes, unless you intend to force EVERYONE to eat kosher food, you either need two entirely separate kitchens - or - separate facilities.

In any case, I fail to see why taxpayers should foot the bill for those who follow the dietary demands of any silly religious superstition.


Ahh, so not "Separate but equal" but "Gentiles only".

Got it.
 
2012-01-31 03:17:07 PM  

Tickle Mittens: James!: sweetmelissa31: To be fair... as much as I can't stand Newt... I've met many Holocaust survivors in my day and most of them weren't Kosher. My grandparents, who were Kosher all their lives, get Meals on Wheels now and don't care that it isn't Kosher.

Are they not concerned that the Jewish God Kabbala will send them to Jewish hell?

/I don't know much about religion.

Failing to keep dietary prohibitions is more "naughty" than acctually "bad;" much less "evil." I know of at least one instance where bacon saved a jewish holocaust survivor. Which just goes to show bacon doesn't hold a grudge. It's there whenever you want, or need it.


Man, you wouldn't know a joke if it heclemed in your goneckticazoink.
 
2012-01-31 03:19:40 PM  
i40.tinypic.com

what they imagine...
 
2012-01-31 03:19:49 PM  

GWLush: The fark is a shrimped cheesburger?


www.masonsgrill.com

/meant to write shrimped-out
 
2012-01-31 03:19:53 PM  
One of the anagrams for Millard Romney is:

Morally Rid Men

SEE, NEWT IS SPEAKING THE TRUTH!ELEVENTY!!!DERP MITT HATES DA JOOZ!!
 
2012-01-31 03:20:07 PM  

Philip Francis Queeg: Amos Quito: Philip Francis Queeg: Amos Quito: FTA: "Their plan was to instead bus in kosher food from other locations. The bill Romney vetoed would have given an additional $600,000 in funding to nursing homes, therefore making it possible for them to continue cooking kosher food on site."


This may sound hearltess and cruel, but the truth is, keeping such a facility up to kosher snuff is no simple matter.

In order to properly "cook kosher on site", you need a "$upervised" kitchen, and either all food served must meet kosher standards, or you need two completely separate kitchens (separate cookware, etc) and assurances that no cross "contamination" might occur.

Needless to say, kosher can be co$tly.

Better that those who demand such standards stay in facilities where they won't be bothered by those that like cheeseburgers.

Anyway, Newt's attack is sure to split the Red Sea of Florida's Jewish voters.

So you are saying that the Jewish folks should live in separate, but equal, facilities?


No, I'm saying that non-kosher cooking facilities are entirely incompatible with the demands of kosher. The possibility of "contamination" makes it impractical for them to share the same kitchen, as even a small "offense" can render the whole place treif, or "unfit".

The requirements for keeping a kitchen kosher are insanely rigorous. And at Passover? Forget it.

So for practical purposes, unless you intend to force EVERYONE to eat kosher food, you either need two entirely separate kitchens - or - separate facilities.

In any case, I fail to see why taxpayers should foot the bill for those who follow the dietary demands of any silly religious superstition.

Ahh, so not "Separate but equal" but "Gentiles only".

Got it.



No, as one poster pointed out earlier, many (most?) Jews don't give a shekel about ancient Jewish dietary superstitions.
 
2012-01-31 03:22:28 PM  

A Dark Evil Omen: W. Mittens Soetoro Fartromney


Jesus that is so childish.

It's Fartney, not Fartromney.
 
2012-01-31 03:23:22 PM  
Does anyone have that pick from Fox News that shows how the candidates were polling in Iowa? The one where they "accidentally" put Obama's face over the "Romney" caption while the rest of them had the correct glamour shots?
 
2012-01-31 03:24:42 PM  

King Something: Does anyone have that pick from Fox News that shows how the candidates were polling in Iowa? The one where they "accidentally" put Obama's face over the "Romney" caption while the rest of them had the correct glamour shots?


A quick GIS of 'fox obama romney' yields a bit.
 
2012-01-31 03:25:35 PM  

Tatsuma: Oh and the worst thing about this is that Romney's veto was actually overturned, which means that no, Holocaust survivors were not in any way forced halal pig thanks to Taxomney McMormoncare



But he vetoed it nonetheless. So, the "worst thing" about this is what, exactly? That Romney is getting called out for something he actually tried to do? You have got to be the most disingenous Farker I have ever seen - anybody else does anything that even approaches the point of offending your ethno-religious sensibilities and they're Kapos and Nazis.

But Romney gets a pass?

Why you shilling? Certainly not because of any concern for the USA, lol.
 
2012-01-31 03:27:00 PM  
I can hardly wait to see the poll results from Broward, South Palm Beach, West Palm Beach, and Miami counties.
 
2012-01-31 03:27:09 PM  

Captain_Ballbeard: You have got to be the most disingenous Farker I have ever seen - anybody else does anything that even approaches the point of offending your ethno-religious sensibilities and they're Kapos and Nazis.


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2012-01-31 03:27:28 PM  

Philip Francis Queeg: Ahh, so not "Separate but equal" but "Gentiles only".

Got it.


Considering that Gentile means "everybody except us special people", I don't see how it is even entertained as a legitimate position.
 
2012-01-31 03:29:15 PM  

GWLush: Romney hates Fidler on the Roof!


I heard he walked out during Yentl.
 
2012-01-31 03:29:44 PM  

James!: sweetmelissa31: To be fair... as much as I can't stand Newt... I've met many Holocaust survivors in my day and most of them weren't Kosher. My grandparents, who were Kosher all their lives, get Meals on Wheels now and don't care that it isn't Kosher.

Are they not concerned that the Jewish God Kabbala will send them to Jewish hell?

/I don't know much about religion.


No weh!!!

/yah, weh...
 
2012-01-31 03:30:15 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I hate both these guys so much, I really don't know which one to root for. No matter who wins, he still has to be slaughtered by Obama.


I personally do not root for Newt on the basis that Obama would merk him in an election because that operates under the assumption that Newt would compete fairly. I don't want him anywhere near a ballot.
 
2012-01-31 03:33:30 PM  
I wonder how interested in keeping kosher the starving victims in concentration camps would have been were a side of pork to appear.

Religious nonsense is nonsense. All of it.
 
2012-01-31 03:34:26 PM  

Captain_Ballbeard: Philip Francis Queeg: Ahh, so not "Separate but equal" but "Gentiles only".

Got it.

Considering that Gentile means "everybody except us special people", I don't see how it is even entertained as a legitimate position.


Sounds like you take that whole "chosen" thing personally.
 
2012-01-31 03:35:32 PM  

Captain_Ballbeard: I wonder how interested in keeping kosher the starving victims in concentration camps would have been were a side of pork to appear.

Religious nonsense is nonsense. All of it.


Oh, I see now. You're just ignorant. Blather on then.
 
2012-01-31 03:36:39 PM  

GWLush: Romney hates Fidler on the Roof!


He stays long enough for "If I Were A Rich Man".

After every verse he interrupts by shouting "DId that!" "Already got that!" "Yep, that's me!"

Then he leaves in the middle of the uproar, goes home, and all day long he biddy biddy bums.
 
2012-01-31 03:36:40 PM  

Captain_Ballbeard: Religious nonsense is nonsense. All of it.


THIS x 1,000,000
 
2012-01-31 03:36:59 PM  
I'm waiting for Gingrich to make Hava Nagila his theme song.
 
2012-01-31 03:38:08 PM  

Impasse: King Something: Does anyone have that pick from Fox News that shows how the candidates were polling in Iowa? The one where they "accidentally" put Obama's face over the "Romney" caption while the rest of them had the correct glamour shots?

A quick GIS of 'fox obama romney' yields a bit.


www.mediaite.com
Thanks.
 
2012-01-31 03:38:28 PM  

muck4doo: Oh, I see now. You're just ignorant. Blather on then.


yeah, i hope that's not news for you


and for those who are interested, the Torah says 'That you should live [by those commandments]', meaning that your life has priority except in three situations, and you are allowed to break Torah to save it. Not just allowed, but mandated to, in fact.
 
2012-01-31 03:40:45 PM  

FlashHarry: Captain_Ballbeard: Religious nonsense is nonsense. All of it.

THIS x 1,000,000


Look guys! Atheists!

/not a fark is given
 
2012-01-31 03:41:34 PM  
The funny thing is that there probably a bunch of people of the Jewish persuasion that supported Romney's program because it made fiscal and dietary sense. Now it's used against him. Too funny.
 
2012-01-31 03:44:10 PM  
NEWSFLASH: Romney just took a shiat in a deli.
 
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