sweetmelissa31: To be fair... as much as I can't stand Newt... I've met many Holocaust survivors in my day and most of them weren't Kosher. My grandparents, who were Kosher all their lives, get Meals on Wheels now and don't care that it isn't Kosher.
James!: Jewish hell
WTF Indeed: James!: Jewish hellWisconsin?
James!: Now that is how you pander to a demographic.
Lsherm: James!: Now that is how you pander to a demographic.I keep saying this in other threads: since both of them are going to lose, Newt should get the nomination. If you're going to cause a train wreck, you should use the biggest locomotive you can find.This is just a taste of what we'd get during the general election. Frankly, an ad with blackface and Santa Claus dressed up as Satan wouldn't surprise me if Newt wins the nomination.
Marcus Aurelius: You should see what the Mormons are doing to the ones that DIDN'T survive the holocaust.
sweetmelissa31: Marcus Aurelius: You should see what the Mormons are doing to the ones that DIDN'T survive the holocaust.Mitt Romney personally dug up Anne Frank's body and put Mormon underwear on her.
propasaurus: Here's the thing, though. Mitt is an adherent to a religion that has all sorts of dietary codes. Yet, he has a tin ear when it comes to the concerns of other religions.Did Mitt force-feed non-Kosher meals to observant Jews? No. But he was more concerned with saving what amounts to pocket change for him than with the needs of his elderly Jewish constituents. If a Protestant, Catholic or Jewish governor mandated doing away with, say, magic underwear to save a few bucks you can bet Mitt would be outraged. Or whatever it is that simulates outrage in his programming.
Tigger: Jew rapist non-Christian Taxobomney will force you to muslim gay marriage your abortion POW right there in the socialism
Tatsuma: Keep on adding reasons why I don't like you, Newt.
orange storm: So then is it ok for Jews who are not Holocaust survivors to eat non kosher food?????
Amos Quito: Tatsuma: Keep on adding reasons why I don't like you, Newt.Why do you hate Holocaust survivors?
Amos Quito: FTA: "Their plan was to instead bus in kosher food from other locations. The bill Romney vetoed would have given an additional $600,000 in funding to nursing homes, therefore making it possible for them to continue cooking kosher food on site."This may sound hearltess and cruel, but the truth is, keeping such a facility up to kosher snuff is no simple matter.In order to properly "cook kosher on site", you need a "$upervised" kitchen, and either all food served must meet kosher standards, or you need two completely separate kitchens (separate cookware, etc) and assurances that no cross "contamination" might occur.Needless to say, kosher can be co$tly.Better that those who demand such standards stay in facilities where they won't be bothered by those that like cheeseburgers.Anyway, Newt's attack is sure to split the Red Sea of Florida's Jewish voters.
Philip Francis Queeg: So you are saying that the Jewish folks should live in separate, but equal, facilities?
muck4doo: I got a phone call that Romney has a black baby.
herrDrFarkenstein: I heard when Mitt Romney toured Israel, he took a dump on it. On several occasion!
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