FARK.com: (6913382) So Newt was told he couldn't use Eye of the Tiger as music for his campaign anymore. What song do you think he should use from now on?

		So Newt was told he couldn't use Eye of the Tiger as music for his campaign anymore. What song do you think he should use from now on? (fark.com)		558
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ThreeEdgedSword

2012-01-31 12:11:25 PM

F*ck The Pain Away.

Raging Thespian

2012-01-31 12:11:53 PM

Yakkety Sax as he chases wife number four across the stage and wives three and two chase him.

Jake Havechek

2012-01-31 12:11:56 PM

The Horst Wessel Song

Sir Cumference the Flatulent

2012-01-31 12:12:54 PM

Das Horst Wessel Lied.

} might as well get the Godwin out of the way early.

gunsmack

2012-01-31 12:13:09 PM

F*ck like a Beast

Jake Havechek

2012-01-31 12:14:00 PM

Just a Big Ego by Bob & Zip

HoboCop

2012-01-31 12:14:45 PM

I'm goin' through the big-d and don't mean Dallas

stpauler

2012-01-31 12:15:23 PM

Area Codes-Ludacris.

Prophetica Insipia

2012-01-31 12:16:13 PM

Lady Marmalade.

Not the original.
The skanky version.

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot

2012-01-31 12:16:23 PM

Barracuda.

Theaetetus

2012-01-31 12:16:42 PM

Eye of the Tiger.

/since he's undoubtedly paid his ASCAP fee

oi_piss_me_off

2012-01-31 12:16:54 PM

Beck - Devil's Haircut

ThreeEdgedSword

2012-01-31 12:16:58 PM

stpauler: Area Codes-Ludacris.

Well, does got hoes.

hatelabs

2012-01-31 12:17:52 PM

Lies lies lies - Thompson twins
Voices Carry - Till Tuesday
I'm a Hypocrite too - The Psychodots
Liar - Henry Rollins
If I only had a brain - The tinman (wizard of Oz)

sarahthustra

2012-01-31 12:18:24 PM

f*ck you by cee lo green

i'm pretty sure it's what's playing in his meaty head no matter what's playing outside of it.

Prophetica Insipia

2012-01-31 12:18:34 PM

Die Eier Von Satan

medius

2012-01-31 12:19:12 PM

the amplified sound of someone shiatting into a rusted 50 gallon barrel while being punched repeatedly in the face

RedPhoenix122

2012-01-31 12:19:29 PM

sarahthustra: f*ck you by cee lo green

"Well the doctor came in and told me the news and I said 'f*ck you'"

Jake Havechek

2012-01-31 12:20:16 PM

"Muss I denn" by Klaus Doldinger

Prophetica Insipia

2012-01-31 12:20:57 PM

Straighthate by Sepultura

Or Chaos A.D.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat

2012-01-31 12:22:01 PM

Something that they're reasonably sure is in the public domain, so they don't have to pay royalties. I'm thinking "Happy Birthday to You".

sprawl15

2012-01-31 12:22:33 PM

Mann Gegen Mann by Rammstein.

SmackLT

2012-01-31 12:22:46 PM

Loser by Beck

Lord of Allusions

2012-01-31 12:22:54 PM

Did the Stay Puft Marshmallow man have theme music? I'd say go with that.

Bukharin

2012-01-31 12:23:06 PM

Mr. Big stuff (who do you think you are)

GLove88mph

2012-01-31 12:23:08 PM

'3' by Britney Spears

Chupacabra Sandwich

2012-01-31 12:23:10 PM

"It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy

MaudlinMutantMollusk

2012-01-31 12:23:14 PM

Talk To You Later

Jesus the 33rd

2012-01-31 12:23:23 PM

"I lost on Jeopardy" Weird Al.

Secret Agent X23

2012-01-31 12:23:26 PM

Peaches en Regalia. Not for any reasons related to Newt in particular or to politics in general, but just because I'd like to see Zappa get a little more exposure now matter how it happens.

Outlaw2097

2012-01-31 12:23:28 PM

"Fat" by Weird Al.

Or maybe use the Tro-Lo-Lo-Lo song.

Drunk Astronaut

2012-01-31 12:23:34 PM

Napoleon XIV's classic - "They Are Coming To Take Me Away:" (new window)

TabASlotB

2012-01-31 12:23:36 PM

Obvious (new window)

Langston

2012-01-31 12:23:47 PM

Suck It Up - HedPE

Marcus Aurelius

2012-01-31 12:23:48 PM

"I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts". I'm pretty sure it's public domain.

LouDobbsAwaaaay

2012-01-31 12:23:52 PM

The trombone tune that played every time someone lost a game on The Price is Right.

/bum bum ba-dum, whaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr...

metallion

2012-01-31 12:24:02 PM

I'm a little teapot..

Codenamechaz

2012-01-31 12:24:16 PM

The World is a Ghetto.

djkutch

2012-01-31 12:24:29 PM

Roger Waters' Amused to Death.

I think Roger would be happy to give permission for its use.

oldfarthenry

2012-01-31 12:24:35 PM

The Bird Dance.

busy chillin'

2012-01-31 12:24:44 PM

Calm - Moonbase Song

Badafuco

2012-01-31 12:24:46 PM

My God - Pennywise

RedPhoenix122

2012-01-31 12:24:47 PM

LouDobbsAwaaaay: The trombone tune that played every time someone lost a game on The Price is Right.

/bum bum ba-dum, whaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Sad Tuba. Link (new window)

atomic-age

2012-01-31 12:24:50 PM

Short Dick Man

Marcus Aurelius

2012-01-31 12:24:53 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Something that they're reasonably sure is in the public domain, so they don't have to pay royalties. I'm thinking "Happy Birthday to You".

"Happy Birthday to You" is copyrighted. You never see them sing it at restaurants just for this reason.

buck1138

2012-01-31 12:24:55 PM

The Obama cover of "I Wanna Get Next to You"

SmackLT

2012-01-31 12:24:55 PM

Run Baby Run by Sheryl Crow

/might have been better for Palin

bumfuzzled

2012-01-31 12:25:00 PM

How about the theme song from the Looney Tunes cartoons?

gunsmack

2012-01-31 12:25:01 PM

Dr. Dre - biatches aint shiat