Former Employee Poured Bleach on Packages of Chicken

He wanted white meat.

he poured it on the packages?

Like the plastic wrapped packed chicken and pork?

Like the bleach hit plastic and nothing else?

Granted if bleach hit actual chicken or pork I wouldn't eat it, but if its just packaging I'd go to that store and say give me all that product at cost instead of chucking it.

All those loses. Terrible.

What a conscientious man! Even after they fired him, he still wanted to help them keep the meat cases clean.

instead of turning himself into police he should have turned himself into a successful entrepreneur and enjoyed the good life. decisions, decisions.

Nice ink feller.

/not really

Diogenes: Weren't they caught trying to bleach expired fish a few years ago?

They got in trouble for bleaching meats and replacing the expiration stickers but that was more like a few decades ago... or maybe it was all three, a few decades/years/days ago.

Pop that color so... old dude.

totaling over $700 dollars in loses

Some concentrated fail was poured into this short article.

Im In Love With Americans: Nice ink feller.

/not really

The two musical notes represent the "ding-dong" doorbell chime playing on a perpetual loop inside his brain.

What passes for BBQ outside of Texas. Really. Who eats BBQ pig anyway?

//moonlighting chef

jbtilley: Diogenes: Weren't they caught trying to bleach expired fish a few years ago?

They got in trouble for bleaching meats and replacing the expiration stickers but that was more like a few decades ago... or maybe it was all three, a few decades/years/days ago.

First I thought of, is Food Lion used to do this as a standard practice.

20 years ago (^)

Not so fresh Link to bleachy meat. At least this time it was on the outside of the package. Still won't go in Sweet Bay because of their Food Lion genes. Not the bleaching but the refusal to accept responsibility for the practices. If Food Lion would have said oops that is not our policy and corrective action will be taken I would be fine with them. Lie to me and FUUUUUUU.

This is the worst thing TBag from prison break has ever done.

No Sad tag? I could have eaten that meat.

What? You mean a hipster-all-grown-up was pissed off that he was working at a minimum wage job at a supermarket and couldn't control his own actions?

I wonder if he was doing that "To make a statement" about something.


Sorry. Just the hair, glasses and tattoos scream hipster douchebag to me, and considering this guy's age, probably isn't the most socially adjusted dude on the block.

Ahh Maryland, the Florida of the Eastern seaboard.

But something - SOMETHING - made him stand out

Yup, that's the problem with having those evil red eyes, people can spot you every time.

FTFA: "A man faces charges after police say he poured liquid bleach on packages..."

Is there such a thing as solid bleach?

Peter Stormare works at Food Lion?

Give us the money, Lebowski...

ToasterRadio: Is there such a thing as solid bleach?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calcium_hypochlorite

LandOfChocolate: Ahh Maryland, the Florida of the Eastern seaboard.

If you think Maryland's that bad, what do you think of New Jersey?

DrippinBalls: No Food Lion's around me. They contracted to build a new huge store, built it and they backed out. When I have visited Food Lions, I always steal cheese and sardines. Just for fun and food.

/no respect for Food Lion. Or very many people.

You should try pouring bleach on their meats next time. That'll show them.

freetomato: DogsInBathtub: All those loses. Terrible.

I know, what a losser looser this guy is!

/sorry, pet peeve
//Seven hundred dollars dollars

The first thing I noticed was the musical notes aren't even correctly drawn.
You'd think you might check before having them tattooed on your neck but...no.

BradleyUffner:

Asked and answered.

Interesting. Never took chemistry in school. Wouldn't mind finding a book on basic chemistry. Tried to find an e-book, nothing doing. Any suggestions?

I can name that perp in two notes.

But something - SOMETHING - made him stand out (w/ mugshot goodness)

His congressional member pin?

Management immediately removed all of the packages from the sales area.

And lo, on the thirty-first day of the first month, men of good will shall assemble to pull the pork. And yea and verily shall derive no pleasure from it.

Oh, come on, guys. This is a character actor's face. I know this face. I just can't remember specific shows or movies. Dammit, Hollywood, why have you done this to meeeeeeeeeeeee!?

ToasterRadio: Is there such a thing as solid bleach?

Flragnararch: Granted if bleach hit actual chicken or pork I wouldn't eat it, but if its just packaging I'd go to that store and say give me all that product at cost instead of chucking it.

IIRC, that plastic is semi-permeable, but small amounts of bleach aren't fatal. Wash it, cook it, delicious.

He's got music. Who could ask for anything more?

There are few things worse to witness than an older citizen trying to act young & hip.

LandOfChocolate: Ahh Maryland, the Florida of the Eastern seaboard.

Where, pray tell, do you think Florida is located, if not on the Eastern seaboard?

\perhaps you are one of those folks who don't have maps, and such like..

Primetime Live. "exposed" the bleaching incident.

Reading about the news story makes me wish Fark was older than it is, and it started calling media / news outlets out on their B.S. earlier.

puckrock2000: freetomato: DogsInBathtub: All those loses. Terrible.

I know, what a losser looser this guy is!

/sorry, pet peeve
//Seven hundred dollars dollars

You know what they say about people in glass houses...

ToasterRadio: BradleyUffner:

Asked and answered.

Interesting. Never took chemistry in school. Wouldn't mind finding a book on basic chemistry. Tried to find an e-book, nothing doing. Any suggestions?

These experiments are a bit dated but it's a solid place to start... (new window)