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(WXYZ Detroit) Strange Man in clown costume robs convenience store, seen escaping in small car with 15 to 20 accomplices   (wxyz.com) divider line 43
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The Stealth Hippopotamus [TotalFark]
2012-01-31 12:30:04 PM
Got a glaze donut and a bottle of anything...... to go....
 
NuttierThanEver [TotalFark]
2012-01-31 01:23:07 PM
What the hell kind of clown are you?

/the crying on the inside kind I guess

//not obscure but a tremendously underrated movie.
 
gopher321 [TotalFark]
2012-01-31 01:44:34 PM
Put an APB out on the Duggar family.
 
johnsoninca [TotalFark]
2012-01-31 01:46:02 PM
This is no laughing matter.
 
Linger [TotalFark]
2012-01-31 02:08:11 PM
Uncle Ed?
 
Demetrius [TotalFark]
2012-01-31 02:35:40 PM
Things that bad, Wil?

wilwheaton.typepad.com
 
CravenMorehead
2012-01-31 03:24:15 PM
That sounds like a big vagina.
 
cgraves67
2012-01-31 03:25:36 PM
So it was a Mexican clown?
 
mortimer_ford
2012-01-31 03:26:11 PM
Doesn't this happen like every day now?
 
Current Resident [TotalFark]
2012-01-31 03:26:28 PM
O hai guise!
regmedia.co.uk
 
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo
2012-01-31 03:28:12 PM
Hommie don't play dat!
 
airsupport
2012-01-31 03:31:10 PM
NuttierThanEver: What the hell kind of clown are you?

/the crying on the inside kind I guess

//not obscure but a tremendously underrated movie.

Came here to post this.

You rule.
 
illicit
2012-01-31 03:31:35 PM
Would a Mexican joke be too obvious?
 
KrispyKritter
2012-01-31 03:31:45 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

hotlink
 
BurnShrike
2012-01-31 03:33:30 PM
static.tvfanatic.com
 
RaverRevolution
2012-01-31 03:34:12 PM
No joker reference yet?? For shame!!!
 
SirTanon
2012-01-31 03:36:20 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Approves
 
cretinbob [TotalFark]
2012-01-31 03:37:19 PM
You didn't see nothing old man. We're just five happy party clowns, sitting down to a plate of beef. White- powdery- beef.
 
Crewmannumber6
2012-01-31 03:39:56 PM
He was a crying on the inside kind I guess
i230.photobucket.com
 
Rufus Lee King
2012-01-31 03:40:19 PM
i1041.photobucket.com
 
Harry Freakstorm [TotalFark]
2012-01-31 03:41:49 PM
Police Chief: (to clerk) Was it a clown or a jester, buddy? I can't have my police out looking for both.

Cop: The circus and the renaissance fair are in town. The perp really did his homework.

Police Chief: Unless he really is a clown...or a court jester.

Cop: If he's jestin', then he's beyond the law.
 
Mykeru
2012-01-31 03:43:16 PM
blog.masslive.com
 
Layzerd
2012-01-31 03:46:00 PM
Times are tough these days
www.documentingreality.com
 
Layzerd
2012-01-31 03:47:08 PM
Dammit Mykeru!!!

/should have refreshed
 
EdNortonsTwin
2012-01-31 03:47:10 PM
ts2.mm.bing.net
This is the escape vehicle the victim really saw, but is afraid of retaliation if truth be told.
 
cole45
2012-01-31 03:47:20 PM
That's my town. things gotten bad for Bozo,
 
AgentMSK
2012-01-31 03:48:40 PM
Last seen leaving the scene in a red BMW convertible...

cineawesome.com
 
ko_kyi
2012-01-31 03:52:02 PM
NuttierThanEver: //not obscure but a tremendously underrated movie.

It sort of fizzles later, but the first half hour is brilliant.
 
offmymeds
2012-01-31 03:52:16 PM
www.halloweenfancydressuk.com
Wanted for questioning.
 
busy chillin'
2012-01-31 03:53:12 PM
the next robber will have some big shoes to fill....but he nose this.
 
Rufus Lee King
2012-01-31 03:57:03 PM
Be on the lookout:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
Inflatable Rhetoric
2012-01-31 04:06:36 PM
How many are running for president? 4?
 
oyster_popsicles
2012-01-31 04:08:02 PM
Perhaps Capt. got tired of people trying to rob him..

i884.photobucket.com
 
Mog32Kupo [TotalFark]
2012-01-31 04:11:56 PM
Clowns...
Michigan....

WHY THE FARK HAS THIS NOT TURNED INTO A JUGGALO HATE THREAD


seriously Fark, there is little I demand. That is Furry hate and Juggalo hate, come on with the laugh-laugh!
 
LesserEvil [TotalFark]
2012-01-31 04:32:27 PM
Wow.. I'm the first one to post this?

cdn2.screenjunkies.com
 
Shmeat
2012-01-31 04:40:53 PM
He was just clowning around.
 
CRNewsom [TotalFark]
2012-01-31 04:56:33 PM
NuttierThanEver: What the hell kind of clown are you?

/the crying on the inside kind I guess

//not obscure but a tremendously underrated movie.

Came here for the Quick Change reference. Leaving satisfied.
 
CRNewsom [TotalFark]
2012-01-31 05:00:14 PM
ko_kyi: NuttierThanEver: //not obscure but a tremendously underrated movie.

It sort of fizzles later, but the first half hour is brilliant.

The best scene is the "we're here... about the money" scene.
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2012-01-31 06:15:34 PM
illicit: Would a Mexican joke be too obvious?

No, because those kind of cars don't stop at convenience stores. They get chased for 65 miles and then crash into a school zone.
 
thelordofcheese
2012-01-31 06:16:13 PM
It would have gotten quite serious very quickly if anybody had tried something funny.
 
davynelson
2012-02-01 12:41:53 AM
why don't convenience stores and banks have foot-switch guns to blow away criminals?

put up your hands and click the switch at the same time with your foot.
kaboom.

it's not rocket science.
 
illicit
2012-02-01 02:57:52 AM
davynelson: why don't convenience stores and banks have foot-switch guns to blow away criminals?

put up your hands and click the switch at the same time with your foot.
kaboom.

it's not rocket science.


Something about booby traps being illegal.

Also, accidentally blowing away a customer.
 
FrancoFile
2012-02-01 08:15:03 AM
NuttierThanEver: What the hell kind of clown are you?

/the crying on the inside kind I guess

//not obscure but a tremendously underrated movie.

Get your own women!
 
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