Fashion Troll.

Mastectomy boobies thread?

Coming soon to a Guillermo del Toro movie near you.

Does anyone else think that the Mayor's daughter in animal house had only one tittie?

I did some exhausted research on that scene as a kid and I'm convinced she had but one breast.

And when she played Maggie in Caddyshack she didn't whip 'em out again.

Anyone?

exhaustive

HailRobonia: Coming soon to a Guillermo del Toro movie near you.



Baby, I was born this way.

This dress makes me appreciate the genius of Total Recall that much more.

Oh, that would be the Nonesuch. She's got one big breast in the middle of her chest and an eye in the middle of her nose.

In my neck of the woods we call this cosplay.

fhtagn!

Oh gawd. She wore a sports bra to a fashion show and has uniboob.

"Fashion"

I actually laughed. My next RPG session will have a swarm of these to throw against the PCs.

I've made more interesting fashion creations by throwing up.

Looks like Zoidberg and Leela mated... eww.

its amazing that these so called 'fashion' designers can actually make money designing this crap.

Best representation of the aliens from the Simpsons that I've ever seen.

namegoeshere: Fashion Troll.

Obvious Gaga bait is obvious.

I am a self-taught fashion critic. I am critical of this particular piece only. It is the only piece of fashion that I have an opinion of, in fact. This is the ugliest dress I have ever laid eyes upon, and I challenge anyone to find worse. (Tip: You wont)

Pay my agent for my opinion, thnx.

She has twin boys named Pat and Tat. The trouble is, there is no tit for Tat.

RobSeace: I get the feeling fashion designers really just secretly hate women, and keep trying to make them look worse and worse with each new hideous creation...

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Seriously, this thing makes her look like a farking alien from a Duke Nukem game!

I think it's one big Bullshiat competition.
Let's see who will fall for this HA!

Sybarite: That's okay, I've only got the one mouth.

But two hands! But two hands!

Brought to you by the Miskatonic University Department of Fashion Design. Their motto: "Some artists suffer for their art: the whole world suffer for ours!"

fjnorton: I guess the boobies tag would be the wrong because it's plural

Speaking of which... why is it a pair of pants or a a pair of glasses, but only one bra?

evilmrsock: Oh, that would be the Nonesuch. She's got one big breast in the middle of her chest and an eye in the middle of her nose.

So says I, if you look her in the eye, you're better off looking up her nose.

//Nothing is obscure on Fark.

Leeds: Does anyone else think that the Mayor's daughter in animal house had only one tittie?

I did some exhausted research on that scene as a kid and I'm convinced she had but one breast.

And when she played Maggie in Caddyshack she didn't whip 'em out again.

Anyone?

Both are there (new window NSFW).

The way she is laying makes one look smaller,

Wow, someone did opt for the superboob!

WorkingInParadise: Looks like Zoidberg and Leela mated... eww.

With an Omicronian as the surrogate...

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Leeds: Does anyone else think that the Mayor's daughter in animal house had only one tittie?

I did some exhausted research on that scene as a kid and I'm convinced she had but one breast.

And when she played Maggie in Caddyshack she didn't whip 'em out again.

Anyone?

Both are there (new window NSFW).

The way she is laying makes one look smaller,

Yeah, but the padding fell out of only one side when the bra came off.

And while nip is present in that wonderful screencap, her right one does seem to be sub a and the other side is probably a b or c...

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Leeds: Does anyone else think that the Mayor's daughter in animal house had only one tittie?

I did some exhausted research on that scene as a kid and I'm convinced she had but one breast.

And when she played Maggie in Caddyshack she didn't whip 'em out again.

Anyone?

Both are there (new window NSFW).

The way she is laying makes one look smaller,

The prominent one, however, is magnificent.

I do like titties, but only when they come in pairs. If I ever saw just one titty...i don't think I'd like that titty.

HailRobonia: fjnorton: I guess the boobies tag would be the wrong because it's plural

Speaking of which... why is it a pair of pants or a a pair of glasses, but only one bra?

If you're serious, it's because the history of what we now call pants was originally two independent stockings. Glasses should be obvious - it's two magnifying glasses, held together by a frame. There was never* a manufacturing process for a blouse or brassiere designed to lift and support a single breast.

* fark off with your one-titted amazon archer bullshiat, I'm sure they had a leather thong or something but it clearly didn't make it's mark as a worldwide fashion sensation.

/haute couture

1derful: HailRobonia: Coming soon to a Guillermo del Toro movie near you.

Baby, I was born this way.

Yeah... havin' hands like that has gotta suck when lookin' at foobies...

I can't fap to that. And believe me, I tried.

kharakov: Yeah... havin' hands like that has gotta suck when lookin' at foobies...

That way he can ogle 'em and honk 'em at the same time! He's got the power of two perverts in one!

belhade: I do like titties, but only when they come in pairs. If I ever saw just one titty...i don't think I'd like that titty.

T-shirt seen on breast cancer survivor: "Of course they're fake. The real ones tried to kill me."

blackhonda: If women had boobs on their backs wemen would enjoy slow dancing more.

What about doing the high school shuffle, where you just kinda move your feet while keeping both hands on her ass?

Leeds: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Leeds: Does anyone else think that the Mayor's daughter in animal house had only one tittie?

I did some exhausted research on that scene as a kid and I'm convinced she had but one breast.

And when she played Maggie in Caddyshack she didn't whip 'em out again.

Anyone?

Both are there (new window NSFW).

The way she is laying makes one look smaller,

Yeah, but the padding fell out of only one side when the bra came off.

And while nip is present in that wonderful screencap, her right one does seem to be sub a and the other side is probably a b or c...

You spent an awful lot of time analyzing that scene, huh?

Bar scene in Star Wars?