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BKITU [TotalFark]
2012-01-31 12:19:06 PM

There's a high school around these parts with that unfortunate set of initials. Even worse is that they distribute bumper stickers that read:

I ♥ DP


Nothing like seeing an old minivan with that slapped on the back.
 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark]
2012-01-31 01:34:27 PM
My daughter goes to that school. Yeah, signs at football games reading "Go DP", or "DP 4 ever" just make me laugh. But the best one was the "Miss DP Contest". It was on a poster in the school office. I just about fell on the ground when I saw it.
 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark]
2012-01-31 01:38:15 PM
In other financial news, Airtight, Inc. and DVDA Corp. reported strong market penetration in all areas, while ATM Inc. took major losses that, in the words of their CEO, "went from crap to downright sucky".
 
GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2012-01-31 01:56:21 PM
dahmers love zombie: My daughter goes to that school. Yeah, signs at football games reading "Go DP", or "DP 4 ever" just make me laugh. But the best one was the "Miss DP Contest". It was on a poster in the school office. I just about fell on the ground when I saw it.

Why in the hell are there not pictures here?
 
EnviroDude [TotalFark]
2012-01-31 02:14:09 PM
I knew somebody that was in a Dance Party contest. Looked like work to me.
 
12349876
2012-01-31 04:15:42 PM
dahmers love zombie: In other financial news, Airtight, Inc. and DVDA Corp. reported strong market penetration in all areas, while ATM Inc. took major losses that, in the words of their CEO, "went from crap to downright sucky".

Also, Tag Team Inc. and Bukkake Limited are both adding new partners this year.
 
GranoblasticMan
2012-01-31 04:40:20 PM
There's a truck detailing place over in Clearwater, FL called "S&M Truck World." I never figured out if that was intentional.
 
Eric The Pilot
2012-01-31 05:12:48 PM
In other news, Eva Angelina is back in the business
 
DrippinBalls [TotalFark]
2012-01-31 05:16:43 PM
ThatsATruckLoadOfJism will be having an IPO this year. Cum for the profits.
 
WhyteRaven74
2012-01-31 05:29:29 PM
Anyone else remember a company called DP that made fitness equipment? That lead to a lot of laughs back in the day.
 
AKTurkey [TotalFark]
2012-01-31 07:12:23 PM
cthulhuwho1.files.wordpress.com
 
Arkanaut
2012-01-31 08:14:02 PM
Proposed slogan: I left my load with DP World!
 
Allen262
2012-01-31 08:24:24 PM
www.kgso.com
 
ongbok
2012-01-31 08:28:34 PM
dahmers love zombie: My daughter goes to that school. Yeah, signs at football games reading "Go DP", or "DP 4 ever" just make me laugh. But the best one was the "Miss DP Contest". It was on a poster in the school office. I just about fell on the ground when I saw it.

That can't be true. Even the most head in their ass school board would have to have a few people on it that would point out the other meaning of this to its member.
 
lacrossestar83
2012-01-31 08:28:46 PM
Did somebody say Santorum?
 
rogue49
2012-01-31 08:58:12 PM
Taking stock in Gokkun, LLC
 
Ishidan
2012-01-31 09:25:05 PM
GranoblasticMan: There's a truck detailing place over in Clearwater, FL called "S&M Truck World." I never figured out if that was intentional.

That's okay, I damn near ran off the road the first time I saw a truck that proudly proclaimed it had been assembled by Western Truck Fabricators.

/first thing I saw was the company's initials in foot tall letters on the mud flaps
 
Ishidan
2012-01-31 09:28:10 PM
Ah yes it looked exactly like this.
www.westerntruckfab.com
/hot like a truck engine
 
Arkanaut
2012-01-31 09:54:31 PM
Ishidan: GranoblasticMan: There's a truck detailing place over in Clearwater, FL called "S&M Truck World." I never figured out if that was intentional.

That's okay, I damn near ran off the road the first time I saw a truck that proudly proclaimed it had been assembled by Western Truck Fabricators.

/first thing I saw was the company's initials in foot tall letters on the mud flaps

There must be dozens of pictures on the internet of towing companies that named themselves "Camel".
 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark]
2012-02-01 05:20:35 AM
www.celebgossip.com

Bullish on DP.
 
Father_Jack
2012-02-01 06:02:50 AM
DjangoStonereaver: [www.celebgossip.com image 520x390]

Bullish on DP.

actually she retired from "da biz"
 
ricklad1979
2012-02-01 06:48:53 AM
There is a construction company in the area I live with the name Holmes Erection.

I laughed for three straight days anytime I thought about it.
 
ricklad1979
2012-02-01 06:49:58 AM
ricklad1979: There is a construction company in the area I live with the name Holmes Erection.

I laughed for three straight days anytime I thought about it.

And, for the record, I laughed again just now thinking about it.
 
On-Off
2012-02-01 07:06:22 AM
The acronym for the diesel particle filter from Peugeot is from the french:
"Filtre A Particule"
yeah, i want some FAP-car!
 
DECMATH
2012-02-01 10:51:30 AM
ongbok: Even the most head in their ass school board would have to have a few people on it that would point out the other meaning of this to its member.

Not if it would mean turning in their Harper Valley Hypocrite card. Awkward.
 
croesius
2012-02-01 11:28:03 AM
Here in Nashville, there was a little white building with the business sign "S&M Communion Wafers".

It was recently painted over. Boooo
 
croesius
2012-02-01 11:28:51 AM
Sorry, my bad, it was "S&M Communion Bread".
 
saturn badger
2012-02-01 10:22:20 PM
GranoblasticMan: There's a truck detailing place over in Clearwater, FL called "S&M Truck World." I never figured out if that was intentional.

Boston has the S&M Deli. It was years ago when I saw it on Beacon St.

/didn't eat there
 
croesius
2012-02-02 12:08:34 AM
Found it!
gallery.photo.net
 
I sound fat
2012-02-02 04:46:58 AM
ongbok: dahmers love zombie: My daughter goes to that school. Yeah, signs at football games reading "Go DP", or "DP 4 ever" just make me laugh. But the best one was the "Miss DP Contest". It was on a poster in the school office. I just about fell on the ground when I saw it.

That can't be true. Even the most head in their ass school board would have to have a few people on it that would point out the other meaning of this to its member.

I dont know, if you mentioned this, you might get arrested for thinking about young girls in this manner. Whether you did or not.
 
Infamous El Guapo [TotalFark]
2012-02-02 07:30:47 PM
Eric The Pilot: In other news, Eva Angelina is back in the business

My wife will be ecstatic about this.
 
croesius
2012-02-02 11:50:12 PM
Infamous El Guapo: Eric The Pilot: In other news, Eva Angelina is back in the business

My wife will be ecstatic about this.

How Y'ALL doin?

/oblig?
 
Infamous El Guapo [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 05:10:46 PM
croesius: Infamous El Guapo: Eric The Pilot: In other news, Eva Angelina is back in the business

My wife will be ecstatic about this.

How Y'ALL doin?

/oblig?

lol Just fine.

And indeed, her reply to me texting that news to her was "F**K YEAH!" I guess I know what we'll be doing the day that movie comes out...
 
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