dittybopper: Want to solve the problem? Put up a $25 bounty on each burmese python (live or dead) turned into Florida Fish and Game. Problem solved.

They're already doing a lot more than that and they're not putting a dent in it. All because a few douchebags bought them as pets and ditched them out there.

There only one way to deal with this problem.



/you gator-baiting biatch

It's not just the pythons. (new window)

On January 23, the US Fish and Wildlife Service started the paperwork to ban the importation and interstate transportation of Burmese pythons, northern and southern African pythons and yellow anaconda

Only about 30 years too late.

A lot of folks down here in Florida started yelling about the seemingly uncontrolled pet market in nearly any exotic species people could get their hands on. This started long before the 80's, when folks imported things like Water Lilly's which promptly clogged up major water ways, the Brazilian Pepper Tree -- Florida Holly -- that spread like wildfire across the state (the berries are poison and the flowers attract masses of bees and wasps) even Piranha that got into some river systems.

By the 80's it was snakes and Iguana's. Idiots imported and kept some of the deadliest snakes to be found, including the Black Mamba. Pythons and Anaconda's were already starting to be found wandering residential neighborhoods as they escaped their cages. Iguana's get BIG! They started showing up all over the place.

By the end of the 60's, laws protected the alligators, so Floridian's had to face a population explosion of those nasty critters also.

Toss in Fire Ants and Killer Bees and Florida is an ecological disaster area.

I keep waiting for those enormous killer wasps of Japan to show up, because, certainly someone will decide to raise them for bragging rights and because they're so big, they look like plastic toys.
For decades folks have been trying to get Congress to initiate an exotic import ban similar to the UK and they've mainly ignored it.

We've already discovered how easy it is for developers to get around the Endangered Species Act, which forbids the building on land which is home to endangered animals. (The pain in the arse guy behind me bought two lots, stripped them clean and built himself a sprawling house and a place to park his RV. I know for a fact that the land had been home to a decades old Gopher Turtle nest, which is protected under State Law. He just plowed it under with impunity.)

The only way to get rid of the big snakes, is to find an economic use for them. Like with gators. We have farms now raising gators for their meat and leather. The market is booming. Make the snakes valuable enough and every Swamper will get out there in their air boats and flat bottomed skiffs and risk life and limb to hunt them down.

That's what drove the gators to near extinction, decades ago. The Swampers did a real good job of it but they don't risk their lives unless the pay is good.

I guess not much will come of the snake banning until too many folks actually get killed. That seems to be the way it works around here. No pre-emptive strike. You just wait until the 'acceptable death' count goes past it's limit.

Sybarite: There only one way to deal with this problem.

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/you gator-baiting biatch

The best part of that scene is when they fight their way into the lake, and emerge soaking wet (which is cool in and of itself), and Tiffany stops and says "Hm. I think we're alone now. There doesn't seem to be anyone around." My kids wondered why I spat Mountain Dew across the room.

Mugato: dittybopper: Want to solve the problem? Put up a $25 bounty on each burmese python (live or dead) turned into Florida Fish and Game. Problem solved.

They're already doing a lot more than that and they're not putting a dent in it. All because a few douchebags bought them as pets and ditched them out there.

What are they doing?

vudukungfu: And turn it into a made for TV tv show. People will line up for miles to "get famous"
Because, face it, it's florida.

This week on Python Wars.....

dahmers love zombie: Sybarite: There only one way to deal with this problem.

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/you gator-baiting biatch

The best part of that scene is when they fight their way into the lake, and emerge soaking wet (which is cool in and of itself), and Tiffany stops and says "Hm. I think we're alone now. There doesn't seem to be anyone around." My kids wondered why I spat Mountain Dew across the room.

What movie is that from?

Also, you drink Mountain Dew?

pudding7: dahmers love zombie: Sybarite: There only one way to deal with this problem.

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/you gator-baiting biatch

The best part of that scene is when they fight their way into the lake, and emerge soaking wet (which is cool in and of itself), and Tiffany stops and says "Hm. I think we're alone now. There doesn't seem to be anyone around." My kids wondered why I spat Mountain Dew across the room.

What movie is that from?

Also, you drink Mountain Dew?


Mega Python vs. Gatoroid. I had a group of friends that got together to drink and watch a double-feature of that and Mega Piranha. Good times, good times.

Sybarite: pudding7: dahmers love zombie: Sybarite: There only one way to deal with this problem.

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/you gator-baiting biatch

The best part of that scene is when they fight their way into the lake, and emerge soaking wet (which is cool in and of itself), and Tiffany stops and says "Hm. I think we're alone now. There doesn't seem to be anyone around." My kids wondered why I spat Mountain Dew across the room.

What movie is that from?

Also, you drink Mountain Dew?


Mega Python vs. Gatoroid. I had a group of friends that got together to drink and watch a double-feature of that and Mega Piranha. Good times, good times.

Isn't that movie what the picture in the story is from?

Lsherm: dittybopper: Want to solve the problem? Put up a $25 bounty on each burmese python (live or dead) turned into Florida Fish and Game. Problem solved.

Python are a little more difficult to track than deer. It's my understanding they are already trying something like that but it isn't having much effect.

I wonder if mongoose can live in the Everglades?

But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?

SKINNER
No problem. We simply unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.

LISA
But aren't the snakes even worse?

SKINNER
Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.

LISA
But then we're stuck with gorillas!

SKINNER
No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

dahmers love zombie: Sybarite: There only one way to deal with this problem.

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/you gator-baiting biatch

The best part of that scene is when they fight their way into the lake, and emerge soaking wet (which is cool in and of itself), and Tiffany stops and says "Hm. I think we're alone now. There doesn't seem to be anyone around." My kids wondered why I spat Mountain Dew across the room.

Is that Tiffany and Debby Gibson biatch-fighting? "Mega-Gator Versus Dyno-Shark" or some such crap?

Wow, deer populations off 94%? Can we have a few pythons here in New York? At least pythons don't run out into traffic and total cars every time they're horny.

Actual Farking

SKINNER
Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.

LISA
But then we're stuck with gorillas!

SKINNER
No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.


Came here for this. Also, "Sightings of raccoons are down 99 per cent, opossums 98.9 per cent and white-tailed deer 94 per cent." could also mean that the population of rednecks is up :)

dittybopper: Having said that, if you can train some dogs to sniff them out, and you find, say, 2 to 4 every time you go out, that's attractive economically. Making some pocket money while out killing an invasive species is just win-win all around.

I don't know if the dog would think it's a win-win.

ALSO, FTFA:

The pythons aren't a danger to humans..."Last October, we found a 15-foot snake with an 80-pound doe inside it,''

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