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(KCCI Des Moines) Amusing Losing your house or car in bankruptcy proceedings can be bad enough but this guy just lost his flock of llamas   (kcci.com) divider line 37
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basemetal [TotalFark]
2012-01-31 09:36:28 AM
Ryan Patrick Scott, a self-proclaimed priest who left behind creditors in Illinois and Iowa and has a litany of financial problems and aliases.

I always watch my wallet when I'm around self proclaimed, good christian folk.
 
Sybarite [TotalFark]
2012-01-31 09:43:58 AM
Were they battery llamas from "Llama-Fresh" Farms Ltd. near Paraguay?
 
I_Am_Weasel [TotalFark]
2012-01-31 09:58:37 AM
Flock!?

Not Flock!

Herd!

- Ralph T.W. Llama
 
Krymson Tyde [TotalFark]
2012-01-31 10:06:05 AM
Was there any pee involved?
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2012-01-31 10:33:38 AM
www.dreamstime.com
♪♫♪ And I ran, I ran so far away..... ♪♫♪
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark]
2012-01-31 10:41:05 AM
Oh, the llamanity

/cuidado! hay llamas!
 
LlamaGirl [TotalFark]
2012-01-31 11:41:35 AM
I WILL CARE FOR THEM!
 
scottydoesntknow [TotalFark]
2012-01-31 12:11:59 PM
Diogenes: [www.dreamstime.com image 400x300]
♪♫♪ And I ran, I ran so far away..... ♪♫♪

Dammit!

/I wanted to make a Flock of Seagulls reference
 
Farabor
2012-01-31 12:12:06 PM
Gotta watch out for those llama hoarders.
 
wildcardjack
2012-01-31 12:13:45 PM
farm5.static.flickr.com

Weren't llamas part of an exotic animal scheme from the 90's, and nobody really likes the damned things but think they can get good money for the llama wool? You know, good money until they balance the books and realize they've made $5/hr.
 
bigpete53 [TotalFark]
2012-01-31 12:14:24 PM
Paging Llamagirl to the thread.
Llamagirl to ...

LlamaGirl: I WILL CARE FOR THEM!

Nevermind.
 
Lone Stranger
2012-01-31 12:15:37 PM
30.media.tumblr.com

But Carl!
 
lack of warmth
2012-01-31 12:17:05 PM
con man loses llamas, meh

/they have to pry my alpacas my dead cold hands
 
lack of warmth
2012-01-31 12:20:05 PM
Wait, Napoleon Dynomite's uncle?
 
bubo_sibiricus
2012-01-31 12:20:25 PM
is THIS how it's told now?
is it all so old?
is it made of lemon juice?
doorknob
ankle
cold
now my song is getting thin
i've run out of luck
time for me to retire now
and become a duck
 
ThreeEdgedSword [TotalFark]
2012-01-31 12:20:28 PM
i789.photobucket.com
 
ABQGOD
2012-01-31 12:20:35 PM
static.neatoshop.com
 
bhcompy
2012-01-31 12:22:01 PM
Don't know why, but llamas always remind me of Sim City 2000
 
Hack Patooey
2012-01-31 12:22:19 PM
Llamas you say? (new window)
 
QuinnTheFetus
2012-01-31 12:22:44 PM
What about the battery operated llamas!??!
 
CptnSpldng
2012-01-31 12:27:51 PM
llama, llama, duck
 
axeeugene
2012-01-31 12:31:12 PM
The directors of this thread have been sacked.

The thread has been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute...

/won't somebody please think of the North Chilean Guanacos (closely related to the llama)?
 
craxyd
2012-01-31 12:32:57 PM
Carlton Ulysses "Carl" Wheezer inconsolable
 
Precision Boobery
2012-01-31 12:35:56 PM
Could have been a lot worse.

img854.imageshack.us
 
xxmedium
2012-01-31 12:46:45 PM
Pack of lamas grazing.

i.imgur.com



And I bet a silk pajama

You'll never see a three "l" lllama.

//Apologies to Ogden Nash
 
LightGiver [TotalFark]
2012-01-31 12:50:24 PM
sunking.smugmug.com
Not a Llama
 
NutWrench [TotalFark]
2012-01-31 01:05:31 PM
There's nothing amusing about losing your llamas, subby.

This is sad.

Very sad, only.
 
Thudfark [TotalFark]
2012-01-31 01:07:54 PM
LlamaGirl: I WILL CARE FOR THEM!

This was never in doubt.

Shameless plug is shameless
 
Profedius
2012-01-31 01:08:39 PM
Can't lose your house or car in bankruptcy in Iowa at least you couldn't when I lived there.
 
Real Women Drink Akvavit
2012-01-31 01:12:00 PM
LlamaGirl: I WILL CARE FOR THEM!

If you run out of room for all the llamas and they happen to be edible, give me a call. I'll take care of them, too.
 
nytmare
2012-01-31 01:28:10 PM
When they came to seize the llamas, he was heard to yell, "get the flock outta here."
 
dryknife
2012-01-31 01:31:21 PM
Big spitters, the llamas.
 
HaveBeerWillTravel [TotalFark]
2012-01-31 01:44:40 PM
I once had to coordinate the liquidation of a herd of alpacas as pardon of a Chapter 7 proceeding. It was really awful--the guy's kids treated them like pets, and they kept sending me letters asking me not to take their friends away...

...it was roughly this time that I decided to stop working for lawyers. Ugh.
 
llamalarity
2012-01-31 02:54:17 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Oh, the llamanity


Indeed! And would make a good alt if I just had the time to maintain one.
 
Bong Hits For Mohammed
2012-01-31 02:58:19 PM
Long story short:
Somebody chased a loose llama into my horse pasture and I had to help catch it.
Even though I was kinda scared (how many llamas have you handled?), I ended up wrapping an arm around its neck and holding it in a corner until someone put a halter on it.
What really struck me was that I thought the thing would stink like a goat. Turns out it barely had any scent at all.
 
mortimer_ford
2012-01-31 03:04:04 PM
HaveBeerWillTravel: I once had to coordinate the liquidation of a herd of alpacas as pardon of a Chapter 7 proceeding. It was really awful--the guy's kids treated them like pets, and they kept sending me letters asking me not to take their friends away...

...it was roughly this time that I decided to stop working for lawyers. Ugh.

How exactly do you liquidate a llama? Is there a lot of yelling involved?
 
Aulus [TotalFark]
2012-02-01 03:48:58 AM
The odd thing is, there are a lot of farms around central Iowa raising llamas.

There's a guy on the far south side of Des Moines with a herd of elk and buffalo. Just south of Des Moines, in Warren County, there's a guy with llamas and a large number of peacocks.

Up in Ames, there's a professor of agronomy at Iowa State who raises llamas, alpacas and guanacos (sp?). A few years ago, some of them got loose and sauntered over to the Ames High School football field during a night game. They had to suspend the game for a bit to round them up. It went rather quickly, as the prof was one of the referees.
 
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