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		You know your day is going to suck when it starts with a police chase ending on your ass, literally (wsbtv.com)		16
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ZAZ

2012-01-31 08:24:46 AM

He suffered second- and third-degree burns to his buttocks and lower extremities, but his injuries were not considered life-threatening, Hartman said.

Daddy can't sit down today, his ass is sore from last night.

Chalnoth

2012-01-31 11:02:22 AM

Should never drag ass when being chased by the fuzz.

HideMonkey

2012-01-31 11:05:10 AM

The BMW crashed through the home's facade, ending up fully within a first-floor bedroom and on top of Sweat, who was asleep in his bed, Hartman said.

I'm saying that by the time the car landed on him, he was wide awake.

JohnCarter

2012-01-31 11:07:54 AM

Man - I was having this weird dream about a car landing on my ass, and then...

lack of warmth

2012-01-31 11:13:27 AM

Sorry boss, I won't be in today. I was involved in a police chase involving meth, outstanding warrants and a dead hooker in the trunk. No, I am not in jail. I'll be at work tomorrow. Bye.

jonny99

2012-01-31 11:14:11 AM

Some fine police work there, Lou.

/Chase initiated for past violations, not a present threat.
//Suspect got away!

brianbankerus

2012-01-31 11:15:05 AM

Kinda depends what you're in to.

the_chief

2012-01-31 11:16:05 AM

I don't recall, even figuratively, a police chase ending in someone's ass.

Pumpernickel bread

2012-01-31 11:30:55 AM

the_chief: I don't recall, even figuratively, a police chase ending in someone's ass.

Abner louima

Lone Stranger

2012-01-31 11:33:53 AM

It could be worse ...

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indylaw

2012-01-31 11:41:54 AM

Living in Newhallville is bad enough.

Julieahni

2012-01-31 11:45:25 AM

He's lucky he was on his stomach. I can't sleep on my stomach. On my side or back only.

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Prof. Frink

2012-01-31 11:47:34 AM

Pumpernickel bread: the_chief: I don't recall, even figuratively, a police chase ending in someone's ass.

Abner louima

+1

Evil Canadian

2012-01-31 11:56:27 AM

Julieahni: He's lucky he was on his stomach. I can't sleep on my stomach. On my side or back only.

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I was thinking it could be a lot worse if he was sleeping on his back. I am a confirmed stomach sleeper, and this only reinforces my choice.

The Whole Farking Beefalo

2012-01-31 12:49:35 PM

Bet that just chapped his ass.

Orgasmatron138

2012-01-31 02:02:34 PM

Lone Stranger: It could be worse ...

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Yeah, especially considering how things ended for that guy,

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