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(Starpulse) Strange Nicolas Cage poses with his new wax figure which is immediately offered all of his acting roles   (starpulse.com) divider line 32
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BKITU [TotalFark]
2012-01-31 11:31:32 AM
Should have used a red-tail hawk for the wig.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2012-01-31 11:51:42 AM
The actor also wants a sequel to his 2006 movie flop "The Wicker Man."

Wut?
 
busy chillin'
2012-01-31 12:40:18 PM
I like the suit they chose for him
 
QuinnTheFetus
2012-01-31 12:43:08 PM
With bees?
 
SkylineRecords
2012-01-31 12:46:40 PM
Which one do I shoot?????
 
Cagey B
2012-01-31 12:48:38 PM
There would be something extremely disturbing about a perfectly motionless, quiet Nicholas Cage. Maybe they could cast it as the dad in a Strangers with Candy reboot.
 
nmiguy
2012-01-31 12:53:05 PM
Careful, Wax Cage, Ghost Rider could melt you.
 
StoPPeRmobile
2012-01-31 01:05:20 PM
So life-like.
images.starpulse.com
 
Serpoltas
2012-01-31 01:07:43 PM
Donald and Charlie reunite.
 
TimeWaste
2012-01-31 01:13:01 PM
It looks like the wax figure is ten years older.

I want to take his face... off
 
Johnstarr
2012-01-31 01:14:53 PM
I was genuinely confused which was the wax figure until the second picture. They both just have a blank, dead stare. Like nothing is going on up there...
 
NASAM
2012-01-31 01:20:40 PM
The fact that this talentless, coat-tail riding, POS has an Oscar is proof positive of just how worthless the Academy Awards really are.
 
Buttknuckle
2012-01-31 01:27:17 PM
FAT. Val Kilmar and he should go to fat camp together.
 
rawbert7
2012-01-31 01:40:45 PM
Is the wax figure on a pedestal of some kind? Looks a few inches taller that the real one.
 
Pants full of macaroni!! [TotalFark]
2012-01-31 01:57:43 PM
Does it do the patented Nic Cage Wigout Scene that he is required to do in every movie?
 
engine
2012-01-31 02:18:25 PM
rawbert7: Is the wax figure on a pedestal of some kind? Looks a few inches taller that the real one.

They also made Stallone and Gibson taller...
 
RoxtarRyan
2012-01-31 02:19:26 PM
Pants full of macaroni!!: Does it do the patented Nic Cage Wigout Scene that he is required to do in every movie?

Huh? (new window)

I occasionally play that during the trivia night I host and have people list the movies that are listed. They love it... thinking of doing my own montage of action heroes walking slowly away from explosions.
 
RoxtarRyan
2012-01-31 02:23:38 PM
RoxtarRyan: Pants full of macaroni!!: Does it do the patented Nic Cage Wigout Scene that he is required to do in every movie?

Huh? (new window)

I occasionally play that during the trivia night I host and have people list the movies that are listed. They love it... thinking of doing my own montage of action heroes walking slowly away from explosions.

Huh... Cage has also seen the clip, and is happy about it. Kinda neat knowing that he is well aware of his... status, I guess... in the eyes of the entertained.
 
QuinnTheFetus
2012-01-31 02:25:20 PM
SkylineRecords: Which one do I shoot?????

cineplex.media.baselineresearch.com

/wrong one, but you get the gist
 
scalpod
2012-01-31 02:27:27 PM
This way he can not say "No" to twice as many mediocre parts!
 
AeAe
2012-01-31 02:30:58 PM
RoxtarRyan: Pants full of macaroni!!: Does it do the patented Nic Cage Wigout Scene that he is required to do in every movie?

Huh? (new window)

I occasionally play that during the trivia night I host and have people list the movies that are listed. They love it... thinking of doing my own montage of action heroes walking slowly away from explosions.

I hope that wasn't oil paint.
 
Honest Bender
2012-01-31 03:55:21 PM
Why is the dummy shorter?
 
T.M.S.
2012-01-31 04:08:50 PM
I rehearsed a play with Samuel L jackson directly across the street from the wax museum. I tried to talk him into crossing the street and pose with the figure of himself to fark with the tourists.

His carefully worded response was quite colorful.
 
Apples01
2012-01-31 04:25:03 PM
I'd rather they both sit on my face while I go to town.
 
Apples01
2012-01-31 04:25:41 PM
Oops, wrong thread
 
Cagey B
2012-01-31 04:27:22 PM
Apples01: I'd rather they both sit on my face while I go to town.

Apples01: Oops, wrong thread

Best. Wrong post. Ever.
 
NutznGum
2012-01-31 04:32:46 PM
Cagey B: Apples01: I'd rather they both sit on my face while I go to town.

Apples01: Oops, wrong thread

Best. Wrong post. Ever.

Seconded.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2012-01-31 05:06:07 PM
RoxtarRyan: thinking of doing my own montage of action heroes walking slowly away from explosions.

The badass guy/girl walking away from explosion shot is really played out. The only time it was done where it wasn't cheesy was in From Dusk till Dawn but it wasn't in slow motion. It was just just an exasperated George Clooney matter-of-factly telling Quentin Tarantino what a dumbass he is while the liquor store blew up behind them.
 
natmar_76
2012-01-31 07:42:45 PM
StoPPeRmobile: So life-like.
[images.starpulse.com image 400x601]

Yes, very much, please
 
zephman
2012-01-31 09:20:10 PM
why does the wax figure have serious jowls, unlike the real nic cage?
 
colimar
2012-01-31 11:20:03 PM
Not Castor Troy, you statue is invalid
 
attention span of a retarded fruit fly
2012-02-01 12:32:59 AM
we need the wax dummy with the bird photoshopped

/has no skills
 
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