FARK.com: (6912751) The polls are now open in America's Derpiest State. Here's your official FL Primary thread

		The polls are now open in America's Derpiest State. Here's your official FL Primary thread (tampabay.com)		143
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wademh

2012-01-31 09:28:38 AM

It will be an epcotic thread.

sxacho

2012-01-31 09:29:41 AM

I'm having dinner with my dad tonight. Here's to fun drunken dinner conversations about his choice today, whoever it is.

Sock Ruh Tease

2012-01-31 09:30:16 AM

I predict Romney will beat Gingrich by 537 votes, and the Derp Court (FreeRepublic) will have to decide who wins Florida.

beerrun

2012-01-31 09:32:46 AM

Diebold!!!

yeah, I said it.

duffman13

2012-01-31 09:33:00 AM

Absentee voted in FL 2 weeks ago for Huntsman.

I has a sad

theknuckler_33

2012-01-31 09:33:33 AM

Vote McGovern!

EyeballKid

2012-01-31 09:33:54 AM

At this hour, due to the high number of early votes, I think we can already call it: Florida has been won by potato. I repeat, potato has won the Florida Republican primary.

Smoking GNU

2012-01-31 09:34:47 AM

And the Derp just keeps on Herping.

jso2897

2012-01-31 09:34:48 AM

beerrun: Diebold!!!

yeah, I said it.

Die, Bold, die!
(you speak German, right?)

MadMonk

2012-01-31 09:35:31 AM

uh-oh my chad is hanging. MY CHAD IS HANGING!!

Impasse

2012-01-31 09:36:25 AM

☐ Romney
☐ Paul
☑ Moonbase Jobs Prosperity

TravisBickle62

2012-01-31 09:36:40 AM

RON PAUL

Rann Xerox

2012-01-31 09:37:06 AM

Vote for Pedro.

moistD

2012-01-31 09:37:11 AM

MadMonk: uh-oh my chad is hanging. MY CHAD IS HANGING!!

images1.fanpop.com

DarnoKonrad

2012-01-31 09:37:12 AM

Sing Mitt! Sing!

madtowner11

2012-01-31 09:37:22 AM

I thought Texas was the derpiest?

/They're both pretty darn derpy

Phoenix19851

2012-01-31 09:37:40 AM

I will be relying on all of you farkers today, as I will be on a train all day and not really be able to watch the news at all.

alizeran

2012-01-31 09:37:42 AM

Lost Thought 00

2012-01-31 09:38:04 AM

With 3 votes cast, I can now call the primary, and indeed the entire Republican primary, for Willard Romney the Third

sprawl15

2012-01-31 09:39:16 AM

Phoenix19851: I will be relying on all of you farkers today, as I will be on a train all day and not really be able to watch the news at all.

My prediction: Obama wins Florida.

djkutch

2012-01-31 09:39:41 AM

It's the greatest show on Earth!

Doktor_Zhivago

2012-01-31 09:42:12 AM

I wish a giant earthquake would make the dong that is Florida split off from america and become an independent republic in the gulf.

/Florida sucks
//Srsly, It sucks.

PanicMan

2012-01-31 09:43:53 AM

Aw shiat. Sometimes it sucks being an information junkie. This primary is going to send me into full on news overdose, I can feel it.

/starts looking for twitter feeds, live blogs, news website forums, streaming sites

mainstreet62

2012-01-31 09:53:39 AM

Gingrich is going to win, and I'm going to laugh my ass off.

Confabulat

2012-01-31 09:55:02 AM

I have to work this afternoon and people will tell me they are going off to vote and I will try not to sneer at their idiot Republicanishisms.

BigBooper

2012-01-31 09:58:33 AM

Nate Silver is giving Mr. Magic Underwear a 97% chance of a win.

Whats the next major primary after Florida? If Newt can't get something going, he's going to get killed on super Tuesday. He just doesn't have the money, time, organization, or money to compete in that many states.

TallyGirl

2012-01-31 10:00:36 AM

My Republican colleagues are having a hard time telling anyone who they're voting for today for some reason. Can't pin them down.

I'm sure the "Newt or Mitt?" followed by snickers from the rest of us has nothing to do with it.

RminusQ

2012-01-31 10:03:01 AM

BigBooper: Nate Silver is giving Mr. Magic Underwear a 97% chance of a win.

Whats the next major primary after Florida? If Newt can't get something going, he's going to get killed on super Tuesday. He just doesn't have the money, time, organization, or money to compete in that many states.

Nevada caucus, this Saturday.

Confabulat

2012-01-31 10:06:03 AM

TallyGirl: My Republican colleagues are having a hard time telling anyone who they're voting for today for some reason. Can't pin them down.

I'm sure the "Newt or Mitt?" followed by snickers from the rest of us has nothing to do with it.

i'm so trying not to mock my Facebook Republican friends right now.

Infernalist

2012-01-31 10:06:08 AM

cubic_spleen

2012-01-31 10:06:23 AM

Alien vs. Predator. No matter who wins, we lose.

James!

2012-01-31 10:07:53 AM

I predict a come from behind victory for "Lizard People".

alizeran

2012-01-31 10:08:44 AM

RON(lil' skrill justin wayne bieber ex)PAUL

i40.tinypic.com

/apropos of nothing, but still as sane as anything going on in america's wang today

BigBooper

2012-01-31 10:09:44 AM

RminusQ: BigBooper: Nate Silver is giving Mr. Magic Underwear a 97% chance of a win.

Whats the next major primary after Florida? If Newt can't get something going, he's going to get killed on super Tuesday. He just doesn't have the money, time, organization, or money to compete in that many states.

Nevada caucus, this Saturday.

:Snort:
How's Newt polling in that one?

Hmm, not as much towards Romney as I would have thought. However, polling is thin and out of date. (at least as reported at RCP)

Philip Francis Queeg

2012-01-31 10:11:27 AM

I expect a lot of votes for this guy from Palm Beach County.

www.yourblackworld.com

He's very popular there.

EyeballKid

2012-01-31 10:15:34 AM

Has Governor Scott mandated yet that all FL voters must pass a drug test before they're allowed to vote?

DjangoStonereaver

2012-01-31 10:15:50 AM

There are many surrounding states that are derpy enough to make Florida look
like a haven of pinko liberalism.

rynthetyn

2012-01-31 10:16:33 AM

Whoever wins, we all lose.

Rann Xerox

2012-01-31 10:22:05 AM

TallyGirl: My Republican colleagues are having a hard time telling anyone who they're voting for today for some reason. Can't pin them down.

I'm sure the "Newt or Mitt?" followed by snickers from the rest of us has nothing to do with it.

Maybe they are waiting for Rush Limbaugh to come on and tell them how to vote.

Lupine Chemist

2012-01-31 10:26:50 AM

My crazy family in the panhandle is just rambling about having to choose an AMERICAN!!11!!

I have no idea if they're talking about El Presidente Super Kenya, or Mexico Mitt. I don't want to ask.

PanicMan

2012-01-31 10:28:41 AM

Anyone on the ground in Florida have any takes on this? What is the mood there?

Wasteland

2012-01-31 10:31:17 AM

And yeesh, some of the voter quotes in that article.

the best horse in the glue factory...

peasandcarrots

2012-01-31 10:31:34 AM

Do I hear a calliope?

JimmyFartpants

2012-01-31 10:34:50 AM

I voted for Newt Gingrich this morning.

For the lulz.

RminusQ

2012-01-31 10:35:55 AM

Best part of tonight is that since polls close at 7pm local time, there will be an hour of result tabulation before the panhandle polls close. That means we're likely to have an 8:00:02 insta-call for the Mitt.

/if you told me 20 years ago that the names of the two major presidential candidates would be Barack and Newt, I would've told you to go away, because I was six.

King Something

2012-01-31 10:37:09 AM

EyeballKid: Has Governor Scott mandated yet that all FL voters must pass a drug test before they're allowed to vote?

He may be saving that for the general election, along with the provision that voters have to pay for the drug testing themselves.

Infernalist

2012-01-31 10:40:17 AM

The damned commercials are everywhere, but Governor Luthor has come out in favor of Romney, so those irritated and disillusioned by the Balding Doom have thrown their support to Newt.

It's really too close to tell who has the upper hand in the polls. Both sides claim to be winning.

allegedman

2012-01-31 10:57:16 AM

I live in the derp state and went out and voted today and the ballot still had Herman Cain and Hunstman.

WTF!!!

I need to get the shiat out of Florida

rynthetyn

2012-01-31 10:58:26 AM

Infernalist: The damned commercials are everywhere, but Governor Luthor has come out in favor of Romney, so those irritated and disillusioned by the Balding Doom have thrown their support to Newt.

It's really too close to tell who has the upper hand in the polls. Both sides claim to be winning.

It's times like this that I'm glad I don't own a TV.

Since Mitt was leading in the polls by a wide margin at the point in early voting when 30% of the expected ballots were already in, and is back ahead in the polls today, I think I'm going to predict a Mittens victory, even with Governor Voldemort backing him.

/The Duggars were apparently wandering around my hometown with the Santorum campaign bus yesterday

dave1y

2012-01-31 11:01:36 AM

Watch Santorum reach around the state for a surprise erection day victory.

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