According to The Oregonian, police attempted to shoot Canterbury with a Taser but the suspected deflected one of the wires away.

Maybe he really *IS* a Jedi.

dittybopper: According to The Oregonian, police attempted to shoot Canterbury with a Taser but the suspected deflected one of the wires away.

Maybe he really *IS* a Jedi.

A Taser is a sad substitute for Force Lightning.

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good tazer at your side, kid.

Still a better Star Wars story than The Phantom Menace.

Small Potatoes

"According to The Oregonian, police attempted to shoot Canterbury with a Taser but the suspected deflected one of the wires away."


Apparently light sabers are effective in deflecting taser guns, "thats a taseri.... oh never mind"

Guess this guy will now have to grow up, cannot be a Toys Я Us kid if you are banned from the Toys Я Us.

Store surveillance footage:

Don't try to frighten us with your mentally ill ways, Lord Canterbury. Your sad devotion to that ancient Jedi religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes

I have never seen Star Wars. I thought Star Wars was Spaceballs until just recently.

He's pickin' his nose! Get him!

According to The Oregonian, police attempted to shoot Canterbury with a Taser but the suspected deflected one of the wires away.

That is so awesome.

There is no emotion, there is peace.
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
There is no passion, there is serenity.
There is no chaos, there is harmony.
There is no death, there is the Force.
-The Jedi Code (Based on the meditations of Odan-Urr)

Does Portland attract the mentally ill or does it cause it?

Sith marauder, looks to be dark side 2...

Gerald Tarrant: There is no emotion, there is peace.
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
There is no passion, there is serenity.
There is no chaos, there is harmony.
There is no death, there is the Force.
-The Jedi Code (Based on the meditations of Odan-Urr)



/oblig
//hot

Big_Fat_Liar: Does Portland attract the mentally ill or does it cause it?

I dunno. But before I clicked the link, somehow I knew Portland would be involved.

tequilasundae: Small Potatoes
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And I was instantly reminded of this exchange from Married...With Children.

"Small potatoes Peg."

"Oh Al, what are you saying?"

"I'm saying pass the small potatoes Peg, you know I can't get enough of these things."


Gerald Tarrant: There is no emotion, there is peace.
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
There is no passion, there is serenity.
There is no chaos, there is harmony.
There is no death, there is the Force.
-The Jedi Code (Based on the meditations of Odan-Urr)

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.

Gerald Tarrant: There is no emotion, there is peace.
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
There is no passion, there is serenity.
There is no chaos, there is harmony.
There is no death, there is the Force.
-The Jedi Code (Based on the meditations of Odan-Urr)

From his actions, I think it's more likely he's a Sith marauder. The dual wielding and that scowl is a dead giveaway.

And the cops were Level 50 Champion troopers guarding the outpost.

\Same comment I made on the article's comment section. :)

SithLord: And the cops were Level 50 Champion troopers guarding the outpost.

\Same comment I made on the article's comment section. :)

I would have called my companion.

Poodoo.

From bikes to trains to nerds that are insane, it's the biggest toy store there is.

Not as clumsy or random as a taser, the lightsaber replica is an elegant weapon for a more civilized time.

Jeebus H who's tailbone do you have to suck around here to get a green? I submitted this when it first happened back in December, 7 different times from 7 different sources, coinciding on the first day of SWTOR Early Access.

So, I guess it was the police who used the force?

myinternetname: From bikes to trains to nerds that are insane, it's the biggest toy store there is.

Gee wiz!

The_EliteOne: Jeebus H who's tailbone do you have to suck around here to get a green? I submitted this when it first happened back in December, 7 different times from 7 different sources, coinciding on the first day of SWTOR Early Access.

I can't help but notice the lack of a TF tag next to your username.

Teen Wolf Blitzer: The_EliteOne: Jeebus H who's tailbone do you have to suck around here to get a green? I submitted this when it first happened back in December, 7 different times from 7 different sources, coinciding on the first day of SWTOR Early Access.

I can't help but notice the lack of a TF tag next to your username.

So, yer saying we have to finance Drew's alcoholism to get green lit?

Gerald Tarrant: There is no emotion, there is peace.
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
There is no passion, there is serenity.
There is no chaos, there is harmony.
There is no death, there is the Force.
-The Jedi Code (Based on the meditations of Odan-Urr)

I always thought that was the perfect recipe for a psychotic...no emotion and easy to justify killing when you don't see death as the end.

Technoir: Teen Wolf Blitzer: The_EliteOne: Jeebus H who's tailbone do you have to suck around here to get a green? I submitted this when it first happened back in December, 7 different times from 7 different sources, coinciding on the first day of SWTOR Early Access.

I can't help but notice the lack of a TF tag next to your username.

So, yer saying we have to finance Drew's alcoholism to get green lit?

The original story did go green back in December: Link (new window)

And I'll say the same thing now I said then:

What's worse than trying to tase a guy wielding a light saber? Failing at it. Twice.

Technoir: Teen Wolf Blitzer: The_EliteOne: Jeebus H who's tailbone do you have to suck around here to get a green? I submitted this when it first happened back in December, 7 different times from 7 different sources, coinciding on the first day of SWTOR Early Access.

I can't help but notice the lack of a TF tag next to your username.

So, yer saying we have to finance Drew's alcoholism to get green lit?

Learning you are, young padawan.

His overconfidence was his weakness. Shouldn't have tried to dual wield. Even the Chosen One could only keep that shiat going for 5 seconds.

special20: I say we freeze him in carbonite, and sell him to Jabba the Hutt.

This isn't the assailant we're looking for. We can go about our business.

special20: This isn't the assailant we're looking for. We can go about our business.

Move along. :)