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IXI Jim IXI
2012-01-31 09:50:21 AM
Doctors in Peru have found a "parasitic twin" in the stomach of a 3-year-old boy
...who will announce his candidacy for the GOP Primary today...
KaiserRoll
2012-01-31 09:50:30 AM
How is this strange? Male athletes in America get pregnant all the time!
zez
2012-01-31 09:59:14 AM
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Soiled Underwear
2012-01-31 10:02:29 AM
Open your miiiiinnnnd....
pute kisses like a man
2012-01-31 10:05:41 AM
I hate to take us down this path, but where does the parasitic twin fall in the philosophy of pro-lifers?
/ just for the record, I'm morally opposed to abortion but I don't think it should be illegal. I also think there are morally justifiable reasons to have an abortion. But, without good cause, I think it is immoral. All the same, not illegal. legality is about the reasonable and pragmatic regulation of society, based on a combination of the desire of the people and the maintenance of certain socially important protections that are not to be infringed upon by public whim. morality is about some doctrinal and non-teleological structure that is not necessarily related to a pragmatic performance of society. Both are very important to the individual, only one should be considered important to the state.
Smoking GNU
2012-01-31 10:06:35 AM
zez
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Picture Nightmare fuel from the article
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Your first Amalgamated Conservative candidate! No matter who you vote for, SHE will win! VOTE REPUBLICAN!!!
(At least, i think it's a she)
/window seat plz, second one in 10 minutes, no less
thelordofcheese
2012-01-31 10:11:21 AM
Maybe want.
SlowTimedRapid
2012-01-31 10:11:31 AM
The george stark george starked stark the starkey stark.
/got nothin'
//might not be quite right
IXI Jim IXI
2012-01-31 10:12:53 AM
Stop kicking me OW! stop hitting me OW! Keep your hands to yourself OW!
Cheron
2012-01-31 10:13:53 AM
pute kisses like a man
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I hate to take us down this path, but where does the parasitic twin fall in the philosophy of pro-lifers?
Rick Santorum would call it a gift from god
natazha
2012-01-31 10:15:38 AM
I doubt pro-lifers will follow the Bible in this one. It clearly states that the soul enters the "form" with the first breath, not at conception.
thelordofcheese
2012-01-31 10:16:43 AM
IXI Jim IXI
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Stop kicking me OW! stop hitting me OW! Keep your hands to yourself OW!
iz dat sum ceepee
gimmechocolate
2012-01-31 10:17:34 AM
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
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Slackfumasta
2012-01-31 10:18:35 AM
Stephen King is a prophet, not an author.
MORB
2012-01-31 10:19:44 AM
johnny queso
2012-01-31 10:23:20 AM
Slackfumasta
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Stephen King is a prophet, not an author.
[charnelhouse.tripod.com image 408x666]
what does "a spectacular of terror" mean?
Pollexter
2012-01-31 10:23:48 AM
This headline and story makes me want to go back to bed and not try life again until tomorrow.
belhade
2012-01-31 10:24:07 AM
Slackfumasta
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Stephen King is a prophet, not an author.
[charnelhouse.tripod.com image 408x666]
The sparrows are flying again.
squirrel_spam
2012-01-31 10:25:16 AM
...never developed after the fetus was absorbed by the other fetus inside the mother's womb
That is sibling rivalry on a whole new level when you kill your twin inutero.
Cowkitchen2
2012-01-31 10:32:54 AM
bleah.
ausfahrk
2012-01-31 10:34:06 AM
They said the twin has a fully-formed head and eyes. I wonder if it has working ears, because that would mean it's probably listening to everyone talking about how they're going to cut it out and throw it away to save their son and it's thinking "b-but...I'm your son, too..."
PressPlayOnTape
2012-01-31 10:34:54 AM
Is this just a 'numbers thing'? Why are all of the creepy disorders in third-world or (at best) emerging nations? Is it a medical care thing? Can I assume that in the U.S., Europe or Australia (among others) that a mom going for an ultrasound and finds an octopus growing in her makes some choices
before
giving birth.
Parasitic fetus stories really creep me out. Hell, I am scared to death of getting a tape worm! I get pissed when a mosquito bites me and I go down that path of thinking about using my blood to hatch eggs... gross.
easy sleazy cover girl
2012-01-31 10:38:47 AM
pute kisses like a man
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I hate to take us down this path, but where does the parasitic twin fall in the philosophy of pro-lifers?
/ just for the record, I'm morally opposed to abortion but I don't think it should be illegal. I also think there are morally justifiable reasons to have an abortion. But, without good cause, I think it is immoral. All the same, not illegal. legality is about the reasonable and pragmatic regulation of society, based on a combination of the desire of the people and the maintenance of certain socially important protections that are not to be infringed upon by public whim. morality is about some doctrinal and non-teleological structure that is not necessarily related to a pragmatic performance of society. Both are very important to the individual, only one should be considered important to the state.
I am intrigued by your disclaimer and wish to subscribe to your RSS feed.
jennyz
2012-01-31 10:40:34 AM
thelordofcheese
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Maybe want.
Expected this reference in the headline...
Tiiba
2012-01-31 10:42:00 AM
Abortion is murder. He should have carried to term, and accepted this beautiful baby as God's gift.
AUAIOMRN
2012-01-31 10:50:27 AM
He should have resorbed it, so when he grew up he'd have the strength of a fully-grown man and a baby.
feefifofimmy
2012-01-31 10:50:58 AM
zez
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Shiat. I thought you shooped that picture. Only massive amounts of tequila will make me forget it.
kbronsito
2012-01-31 10:55:00 AM
LoneDoggie
2012-01-31 11:04:41 AM
IXI Jim IXI
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Stop kicking me OW! stop hitting me OW! Keep your hands to yourself OW!
Picture of the Birth in question.
MythDragon
2012-01-31 11:25:10 AM
There once was a boy from Peru
who had a baby brother up his wazoo,
it was a parasitic twin,
not really human
so abortion was the thing to do.
RKTeuthis
2012-01-31 11:37:30 AM
The more accurate term for this is "Fetus in fetu."
I have a friend whose sister had this.
lysdexic
2012-01-31 11:52:22 AM
Boba fetus?
Crazy Talk Al
2012-01-31 12:21:18 PM
pute kisses like a man
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I hate to take us down this path, but where does the parasitic twin fall in the philosophy of pro-lifers?
/ just for the record, I'm morally opposed to abortion but I don't think it should be illegal. I also think there are morally justifiable reasons to have an abortion. But, without good cause, I think it is immoral. All the same, not illegal. legality is about the reasonable and pragmatic regulation of society, based on a combination of the desire of the people and the maintenance of certain socially important protections that are not to be infringed upon by public whim. morality is about some doctrinal and non-teleological structure that is not necessarily related to a pragmatic performance of society. Both are very important to the individual, only one should be considered important to the state.
I think I'm beginning to swoon!
Halt Die Schnauze
2012-01-31 12:38:29 PM
So if you're born with extra limbs, can you control them? These are the things I think about, like sand through the hourglass...
Lollipop165
2012-01-31 12:48:47 PM
I saw on some television show they did a surgery to remove a HUGE tumor on a 30-something year old Indian guy, and lo and behold it was a parasitic twin: hair, arms, fingers, toes, even a partial brain.
Like harlequin babies, it was something you could never UNSEE.
Robot Eats Towson
2012-01-31 12:55:23 PM
zez
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You aren't kidding.
Metraxis
2012-01-31 12:55:52 PM
natazha
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I doubt pro-lifers will follow the Bible in this one. It clearly states that the soul enters the "form" with the first breath, not at conception.
That's a great argument. Chapter, verse, and version?
kbronsito
2012-01-31 01:44:59 PM
Metraxis
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natazha: I doubt pro-lifers will follow the Bible in this one. It clearly states that the soul enters the "form" with the first breath, not at conception.
That's a great argument. Chapter, verse, and version?
I thought the fetus got its soul during the quickening.
There can be only one.
Krustofsky
2012-01-31 01:51:42 PM
Came for the Schrute reference, left happy
Brettster808
2012-01-31 02:52:38 PM
Poor kid.
namegoeshere
2012-01-31 04:48:15 PM
Did they make him get a sonogram first?
memebot_of_doom
2012-01-31 05:20:56 PM
Lollipop165
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I saw on some television show they did a surgery to remove a HUGE tumor on a 30-something year old Indian guy, and lo and behold it was a parasitic twin: hair, arms, fingers, toes, even a partial brain..
His name was Sanju Bhagat -
Article with NSFW video
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memebot_of_doom
2012-01-31 05:24:35 PM
zez
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Nightmare fuel from the article
If you're looking for nightmare fuel - just GIS "parasitic twin head"
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