Take a poll of Newt Gingrich's mistresses on the consistency of semen.

Jake Havechek: Take a poll of Newt Gingrich's mistresses on the consistency of semen.

That presumes that he actually has the ability to produce it.

Mugato: labman: her spunk-chugging experience

Band name.

Elton John cover band.

GAT_00: PizzaJedi81: Mugato: labman: her spunk-chugging experience

Band name.

Elton John cover band.

Rod Stewart cover band.

George Michael? Wham? Um...oh! Backstreet Boys!

Do they actually give the donkey a handjob?

PizzaJedi81: GAT_00: PizzaJedi81: Mugato: labman: her spunk-chugging experience

Band name.

Elton John cover band.

Rod Stewart cover band.

George Michael? Wham? Um...oh! Backstreet Boys!


They're all bummers.

ooooh....did someone say Donkey Semen?

TravisBickle62: Do they actually give the donkey a handjob?

Sweet jesus, I just read that to the tune of the theme to Phineas & Ferb.

GAT_00: This is no way can possibly be NBC trying to get more views for the episode.

Since they aren't airing the entire episode it seems unlikely.

Grables'Daughter

Is this episode going to air, then, or not?

If not, I have a live backroom show you can come over and watch.

/no cover charge for you.

Well at least she still has her dignity...

karnal: Grables'Daughter

Is this episode going to air, then, or not?

If not, I have a live backroom show you can come over and watch.

/no cover charge for you.

Watch...or participate in?

SirTanon: [www2.tbo.com image 640x361]

I'd spunk their tracheas

mantabulous

Well at least she still has her dignity...


Isn't that what is running down her cheek?

PizzaJedi81

karnal: Grables'Daughter

Is this episode going to air, then, or not?

If not, I have a live backroom show you can come over and watch.

/no cover charge for you.

Watch...or participate in?


As the Mistress of Spooge, of course.

Donkey Punch.

Does anyone else kind of not get all the hoopla about this?

People are drinking disgusting crap on Fear Factor, so what? Have you seen the foul crap that they consume on that show? "It's OK that someone drinks fermented horse testicles blended into a smoothie with a whole rattlesnake and bat blood. But we DRAW THE LINE at drinking Donkey Semen!"

Why? Who gives a fark. It's not sexual it's just gross. It's not like she's sucking the donkey off.

I guess I don't see why it's OK to drink an animal's blood or whatever, but not their spooge. What's the difference at that point, really?

Now we know she swallows.

The Homer Tax: Does anyone else kind of not get all the hoopla about this?

People are drinking disgusting crap on Fear Factor, so what? Have you seen the foul crap that they consume on that show? "It's OK that someone drinks fermented horse testicles blended into a smoothie with a whole rattlesnake and bat blood. But we DRAW THE LINE at drinking Donkey Semen!"

Why? Who gives a fark. It's not sexual it's just gross. It's not like she's sucking the donkey off.

I guess I don't see why it's OK to drink an animal's blood or whatever, but not their spooge. What's the difference at that point, really?

Cause it's SPOOGE!

Who else here is rock hard after reading that?

Jake Havechek: Take a poll of Newt Gingrich's mistresses on the consistency of semen.

...because they would be well-versed in an ass's semen?

scottydoesntknow: The amount of farks I give is equal to the amount of donkey semen I would drink.

enough to post about it? that's gotta be good for a sip at least.

TravisBickle62: Why? Who gives a fark. It's not sexual it's just gross. It's not like she's sucking the donkey off.

I guess I don't see why it's OK to drink an animal's blood or whatever, but not their spooge. What's the difference at that point, really?

Cause it's donkey SPOOGE!

amended for all of us

Rubber Biscuit: Who else here is rock hard after reading that?

The Homer Tax: Does anyone else kind of not get all the hoopla about this?

People are drinking disgusting crap on Fear Factor, so what? Have you seen the foul crap that they consume on that show? "It's OK that someone drinks fermented horse testicles blended into a smoothie with a whole rattlesnake and bat blood. But we DRAW THE LINE at drinking Donkey Semen!"

Why? Who gives a fark. It's not sexual it's just gross. It's not like she's sucking the donkey off.

I guess I don't see why it's OK to drink an animal's blood or whatever, but not their spooge. What's the difference at that point, really?

it comes from the penis and not the pee part of the penis! i mean have some standards man!

Just think if that episode had aired. Every time she goes for a job interview....

Arn't you the girl who chugged Donkey Semen?

I guess a fast food chain could use it in an add, "and you think OUR food is bad"

How could you drink that? "it was all in one string"

maybe she would say, "Well, it's kinda like horse, but not as strong as bull"

when her BF brings her home to meet Mom and Dad.... Well son, we know the answer to the question spits or swallows.

Great, as if small business don't have enough trouble without Fear Factor giving away their product for free.

Now she can add "swallower" to her sexual resume. Seriously though, in a committed relationship, swallowing is an act of love, trust, and hotness. Swallowing a random donkey's semen without an emotional attachment is just trampy.

Maybe he was dehydrated.