FARK.com: (6912671) Donald Trump to build cemetery near his New Jersey golf course. Groundskeeper told to expect an additional 1000 people under him

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		Donald Trump to build cemetery near his New Jersey golf course. Groundskeeper told to expect an additional 1000 people under him (upi.com)		14
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Sybarite

2012-01-31 10:09:57 AM

Country clubs and cemeteries are the biggest wasters of prime real estate! Dead people? They don't need buried nowadays. Ecology, right?

carrion_luggage

2012-01-31 10:30:47 AM

"I'm here for the caddy position".

Mad_Radhu

2012-01-31 10:38:59 AM

Pro Tip: It's much cheaper to develop the land later if you leave the bodies and just move the headstones.

Jake Havechek

2012-01-31 10:43:58 AM

Trump: Oh Porterhouse, look at the wax build up on these shoes I want that wax stripped off there, then I want them creamed and buffed with a fine chamois, and I want them now. Chop chop.

tdyak

2012-01-31 10:54:51 AM

Gophers. GOPHERS! Not Golfers! Oh Shiat!

Eddie Adams from Torrance

2012-01-31 11:15:19 AM

Sybarite: Country clubs and cemeteries are the biggest wasters of prime real estate! Dead people? They don't need buried nowadays. Ecology, right?

I've always thought it was a good idea to combine the two. Lots of avid golfers would be thrilled to be buried on the course and would probably pay a premium for the plots, and it's not like living golfers would care at all as long as you kept headstones off of the greens.

wildcardjack

2012-01-31 11:21:09 AM

Missing a prime opportunity here. You need to build a dual purpose facility, with graves in the rough. You'd have to limit head stones to flush slabs, but you could sell them at a premium to the most avid golfers.

And I'm not going to mess with actually doing that. It's not my type of business.

King Something

2012-01-31 11:29:35 AM

So what's the over-under on the cemetery going bankrupt within five years?

sdd2000

2012-01-31 12:11:50 PM

Could someone please bury the thing on his head?

Jake Havechek

2012-01-31 12:27:26 PM

I heard he has a good relationship with the blacks.

zipdog

2012-01-31 01:07:13 PM

How many people are going to want "TRUMP Head Stone" written on their grave markers?