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meehaw
2012-01-31 08:28:27 AM
That's one of the cutest things I've ever seen, but like my momma said, you don't stick your d*** in crazy.
Never listened to mom...
hubiestubert
2012-01-31 09:22:54 AM
Damn that woman is adorable.
TheBitterest
2012-01-31 09:40:42 AM
hubiestubert
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Damn that woman is adorable.
How would anyone not want to have sex with this woman? That seriously is one of the cutest things ever. And she clearly has a good sense of humor about herself. That's hilariously embarrassing in an extremely sweet way.
howdyyall9999
2012-01-31 09:42:33 AM
All I wanted, in the world, was to be a zoo keeper. Live in a zoo, feed, shovel crap. I had one farkin'... one terrible farkin' weakness. And they took my sloth away!
Tickle Mittens
2012-01-31 09:44:38 AM
good find subby, you earned this
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chopit
2012-01-31 09:44:48 AM
I've loved her ever since I saw her on Craig Ferguson. She's awesome.
TheHappTroll
2012-01-31 09:46:41 AM
Ms. Bell is very pretty. But sometimes, like at the end of that video where she says she's bringing out a sloth, I forget that Ellen is a guy and that my little pee pee is probably no match.
Hebjamn
2012-01-31 09:58:40 AM
I can only imagine what a nightmare it must be living with her. Never knowing what innocuous word or action is going to set her off. She makes Jennifer Anniston seem stable.
Perlin Noise
2012-01-31 09:58:52 AM
I cant blame her...
Sloths dial the cute up to 11.
GonzoNihilist
2012-01-31 10:02:41 AM
Kristen Bell has ONE weakness .... looking straight at you with both eyes?
Babwa Wawa
2012-01-31 10:03:21 AM
TheBitterest
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hubiestubert: Damn that woman is adorable.
How would anyone not want to have sex with this woman? That seriously is one of the cutest things ever. And she clearly has a good sense of humor about herself. That's hilariously embarrassing in an extremely sweet way.
She seems like an unstable pain in the ass with a serious need for coddling, frankly. Did you hear how her fiance was speaking to her, like she was a little girl? I find that very creepy. Generally speaking, I don't find intellectual or emotional immaturity appealing.
I mean, yeah, I'd bang her - she's a fine looking woman. But she's not "cute", and I can't imagine trying to actually relate to her, or god forbid, face actual difficult times with her as a partner.
crab66
2012-01-31 10:07:14 AM
I prefer Catherine Bell.
fribbley
2012-01-31 10:08:23 AM
Tickle Mittens
- I was really expecting Venkman to hand Egon a candy bar there.
Color me disappointed.
iron_city_ap
2012-01-31 10:15:18 AM
She was probably willing to do anal that night.
irockalot
2012-01-31 10:21:55 AM
Wow, she's deep.
TrainingWheelsNeeded
2012-01-31 10:22:29 AM
FARK will have you thinking she is a major b*tch but damn if that wasn't the cutest thing ever.
GavinTheAlmighty
2012-01-31 10:34:55 AM
Adorable.
But it seems like that kind of emotional instability would get to be very old, very quickly.
Babwa Wawa
2012-01-31 10:40:02 AM
TrainingWheelsNeeded
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FARK will have you thinking she is a major b*tch but damn if that wasn't the cutest thing ever.
It depends on what meaning of "cute" you're taking. If by cute, you mean a child who's really surprised and thrilled at their present and can't contain herself, then yeah, it was cute. I've got lots of cute photos of my kids from this past Christmas. But that's not cute behavior for a thirty year old woman, and the way her fiance was speaking to her was not normal. That the mere implication of being presented with a sloth brought an identical reaction on TV simply confirms she's not right in the head.
Like
Hebjamn
said, it would be nightmarish to actually have to deal with her. I look at this full-grown woman, and she has more in common with my eight year old daughter (who is also cute) than she has in common with my wife.
Poison
2012-01-31 10:43:22 AM
She's da bomb. And the clip reminded me that, although my only exposure to the Ellen show has been through clips like this, she's pretty good as a host.
karnal
2012-01-31 10:44:26 AM
iron_city_ap
She was probably willing to do anal that night.
Why, yes she was....and the next morning too
Vodka Zombie
2012-01-31 10:44:27 AM
GavinTheAlmighty
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Adorable.
But it seems like that kind of emotional instability would get to be very old, very quickly.
"Y... you... you made me scrambled eggs for breakfast? ::sob:: With toast?!? ::sob, sob, squeal::"
Actually, I do think that video was pretty sweet. I like people who like animals.
karnal
2012-01-31 10:50:43 AM
Vodka Zombie
GavinTheAlmighty: Adorable.
But it seems like that kind of emotional instability would get to be very old, very quickly.
"Y... you... you made me scrambled eggs for breakfast? ::sob:: With toast?!? ::sob, sob, squeal::"
Actually, I do think that video was pretty sweet.
I like people who like animals
.
It's called Bestiality....say it with me bes·ti·al·i·ty
Wicked Chinchilla
2012-01-31 10:56:03 AM
crab66
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I prefer Catherine Bell.
That woman is fine. Very, very, very fine. Glad I am not the only one.
/and she speaks Farsi
//hot
Lsherm
2012-01-31 11:06:38 AM
She's adorable, but she's dating Dax Shepard. This taints her.
I have no idea why I can't stand that guy, but I can't.
Two Hearted
2012-01-31 11:11:26 AM
Babwa Wawa
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She seems like an unstable pain in the ass with a serious need for coddling, frankly. Did you hear how her fiance was speaking to her, like she was a little girl? I find that very creepy. Generally speaking, I don't find intellectual or emotional immaturity appealing.
I have a coworker that talks to his wife like that, every single goddamn time she calls his office phone. The people around me have determined he does it because she's so unhinged that if he talks to her like a normal adult, she'll think something is "wrong", and he doesn't want to deal with that when she goes crazy...again. He even did this before they had kids.
Whenever his phone rings I automatically leave the area. It's habit at this point.
9beers
2012-01-31 11:14:31 AM
Oh big deal, she got emotional over something she was really exited about. I'd get the same way if I got my wish of banging Kristen Bell.
tillerman35
2012-01-31 11:15:46 AM
She just wants to hug all of them. But she realizes that she can't - it's crazy to hug ALL the sloths.
Flab
2012-01-31 11:23:21 AM
crab66
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I prefer Catherine Bell.
Too many thetans!
TheShadow
2012-01-31 11:24:43 AM
Now you know why it's one of the seven deadly sins.
tetsoushima
2012-01-31 11:44:49 AM
crab66
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I prefer Catherine Bell.
I prefer Bell's Palsy.
Poison
2012-01-31 12:08:04 PM
tetsoushima
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crab66: I prefer Catherine Bell.
I prefer Bell's Palsy.
No you don't. I currently have Bell's Palsy, and it is a giant pain-the fun I'm having with half my face frozen is epic.
toddism
2012-01-31 12:13:23 PM
she is amazing cute. i'd even be happy to cuddle.
Staffist
2012-01-31 12:18:38 PM
Yeah, I'm putting this out here at my own risk, but... Who?
RobotSpider
2012-01-31 12:21:26 PM
iron_city_ap
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She was probably willing to do anal that night.
Of course she was, sloths are WHORES.
9beers
2012-01-31 12:29:35 PM
Staffist
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Yeah, I'm putting this out here at my own risk, but... Who?
You have to be over 50.
factoryconnection
2012-01-31 12:31:14 PM
Babwa Wawa
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Like Hebjamn said, it would be nightmarish to actually have to deal with her. I look at this full-grown woman, and she has more in common with my eight year old daughter (who is also cute) than she has in common with my wife.
Here's the thing: NONE OF US EVER WILL. Period. Never, ever, ever.
Just enjoy the damn clip, ferchrissakes!
Staffist
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Yeah, I'm putting this out here at my own risk, but... Who?
Some actress; who she is is basically meaningless to the humor.
OtherLittleGuy
2012-01-31 12:47:04 PM
meehaw
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That's one of the cutest things I've ever seen, but like my momma said, you don't stick your d*** in crazy.
Never listened to mom...
No, I would never consider Kristen Bell capable of either murder nor involuntary manslaughter, so the Steve McNair meme doesn't apply here.
/don't give a shiat that she's on "Hou$e of Lie$" in bra and panties
//she's back on TV and not doing a farking romcom
///and it's farking Showtime
Cletus from Canuckistan
2012-01-31 12:49:24 PM
Enough about Kristen Bell. MORE SLOTHS.
I dare you to watch
this
and not smile.
BEER_ME_in_CT
2012-01-31 01:16:57 PM
I S S U E S
hubiestubert
2012-01-31 01:28:14 PM
Oh come on folks.
A woman is laden full of issues because she can get all gooshy and goofy?
Seriously?
GriffXX
2012-01-31 01:41:24 PM
This sloth
would hit it so fast.
9beers
2012-01-31 01:43:08 PM
She needs to become Ferguson's sidekick, they're so great together. Here's her most recent appearance.
Link
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IrateShadow
2012-01-31 01:47:30 PM
It may just be my age group, but I'm not sure I've ever met a woman that doesn't act like that.
Tickle Mittens
2012-01-31 02:16:47 PM
fribbley
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Tickle Mittens - I was really expecting Venkman to hand Egon a candy bar there.
Color me disappointed.
disappointed by Kristen Bell dancing in her underwear? I could not have possibly read that correctly. Or maybe I did, NTTAWWT
lohphat
2012-01-31 02:23:26 PM
9beers
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Staffist: Yeah, I'm putting this out here at my own risk, but... Who?
You have to be over 50.
I'm not over 50 (yet) but I have no idea who she is either.
/divorced the TV about when the OJ verdict aired, rarely visit, when I do I remember why I left her, get nauseated, leave again
//yeah, I'm one of those
thesloppy
2012-01-31 04:00:38 PM
Geez, hard crowd in here. It's her kryptonite, yet she's stable enough to volunteer it on a national talk show in front of a live audience, and laugh at herself with some measure of wit and grace. Y'all must be hanging out with Margaret Thatcher a lot.
Sin_City_Superhero
2012-01-31 04:15:18 PM
thesloppy
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Geez, hard crowd in here.
This is Kristen Bell we're talkin' about. Of course it's hard.
Treygreen13
2012-01-31 04:27:02 PM
But they do cocaine on America's gravestone.
TyrantII
2012-01-31 04:35:28 PM
Please, throw a spider in the room and 90% of Fark men would squeal like a stuck pig.
The question should only be is she always like this, or are sloths her trigger. Everyone has at least one irrational quirk. It's when you have a bunch that it starts being a major problem.
dotvincent
2012-01-31 05:32:03 PM
So happy she cries? Fark men should hope for that some day.
I'd totally freak out, too, if presented with a sloth. They're beyond awesome.
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