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(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Silly Banning zombies is discrimination, AND IT'S WRONG   (ajc.com) divider line 33
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2012-01-31 09:53:12 AM
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2012-01-31 11:22:18 AM
Sybarite: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 461x599]

Geeze it's been a while. Lemme see... Bogeyman, Vampires (inherited), Reg the zombie, Rincewind, what looks like a werewolf... But what's the lady in front?
 
2012-01-31 11:25:39 AM
The risen Christ was a zombie. This is religious discrimination.
 
2012-01-31 11:25:44 AM
I just hope Barbara Adams is on the jury.
 
2012-01-31 11:26:33 AM
FTA: "Soon after, the utility banned costumes at its meetings in an effort to avoid disruptions."

This, good sir, is how I dress everyday!!
 
2012-01-31 11:27:03 AM
Just make sure that I'm warned in advance of your zombie shenanigans. I am of the firm belief that you should never take any chances and just chop off a "zombies" head asap because they might just be real and then you'd be up shiat creek without a paddle to bash them in the head with.

I call it the "just in case" legal defense. It has not been tried in a court yet and might not help but I'm kind of paranoid so it might.
 
2012-01-31 11:27:14 AM
I read the title in Cartman's voice
 
2012-01-31 11:32:46 AM
Aidan: Sybarite: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 461x599]

Geeze it's been a while. Lemme see... Bogeyman, Vampires (inherited), Reg the zombie, Rincewind, what looks like a werewolf... But what's the lady in front?


It's not Rincewind, its Windle Poons. A bunch of people were left undead in Reaper Man, and I know the Boogeyman behind the door is unique to that novel. In Feet of Clay the boogeyman is out in the open when Angua disables him with a little blue blanket.

And that werewolf in the background... It's a wereman.
 
2012-01-31 11:32:50 AM
Don't call them that! The Z word!rewardslink.info
 
2012-01-31 11:34:33 AM
wildcardjack: Aidan: Sybarite: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 461x599]

Geeze it's been a while. Lemme see... Bogeyman, Vampires (inherited), Reg the zombie, Rincewind, what looks like a werewolf... But what's the lady in front?

It's not Rincewind, its Windle Poons. A bunch of people were left undead in Reaper Man, and I know the Boogeyman behind the door is unique to that novel. In Feet of Clay the boogeyman is out in the open when Angua disables him with a little blue blanket.

And that werewolf in the background... It's a wereman.


Ooooh. My bad. Still not sure what the lady in white is. I'm pretty sure she's not the Tooth Fairy. And I notice I missed a guy in the back which I'm fairly sure is a zombie.
 
2012-01-31 11:35:24 AM
Zion21: Don't call them that! The Z word![rewardslink.info image 1x1]

They're not zombies, they're metabolistically challenged.
 
2012-01-31 11:37:32 AM
"While Jones was speaking, he made a joke about zombies being outside, mussed up his hair, raised his hands and made a low moaning nose," the lawsuit says.

Why was his nose moaning?
 
2012-01-31 11:37:54 AM
Impasse: Zion21: Don't call them that! The Z word![rewardslink.info image 1x1]

They're not zombies, they're metabolistically challenged.


Too negative. That's been dropped in favor of "entropically enabled".
 
2012-01-31 11:40:01 AM
brianbankerus: The risen Christ was a zombie. This is religious discrimination.

Jesus hates zombies.
 
2012-01-31 11:41:13 AM
What subby might look like:

yafh.com
 
2012-01-31 11:43:17 AM
SwiftFox: Impasse: Zion21: Don't call them that! The Z word![rewardslink.info image 1x1]

They're not zombies, they're metabolistically challenged.

Too negative. That's been dropped in favor of "entropically enabled".


I think the PC wording is people with metabolistic disabilities.
 
2012-01-31 11:50:18 AM
Happy Hours: brianbankerus: The risen Christ was a zombie. This is religious discrimination.

Jesus hates zombies.


Well yeah, assuming he's Jewish or Catholic, he obviously hates himself. That doesn't marginalize his situation... cock.
 
2012-01-31 11:50:36 AM
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2012-01-31 12:00:52 PM
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Zombie meme is a zombie meme.
 
2012-01-31 12:09:21 PM
Sybarite: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 461x599]

I came here to see how long this would take. Not very, huh?
 
2012-01-31 12:34:22 PM
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2012-01-31 12:36:03 PM
I'm all for responsible nuclear energy projects, but restarting building that was halted in 1988 seems a little... off.

How far along were they in the building process? Clearing land, pouring foundations, or had nothing actually been started, and the whole process never reached critical mass?
 
2012-01-31 12:39:24 PM
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/recycled
 
2012-01-31 12:50:53 PM
meat0918: I'm all for responsible nuclear energy projects, but restarting building that was halted in 1988 seems a little... off.

How far along were they in the building process? Clearing land, pouring foundations, or had nothing actually been started, and the whole process never reached critical mass?


Looks like a little bit of brick and mortar has been put down

media.al.com
 
2012-01-31 01:01:54 PM
JohnCarter: meat0918: I'm all for responsible nuclear energy projects, but restarting building that was halted in 1988 seems a little... off.

How far along were they in the building process? Clearing land, pouring foundations, or had nothing actually been started, and the whole process never reached critical mass?

Looks like a little bit of brick and mortar has been put down

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Yeah, I googled it afterwords. When will I learn to search the net before polling Farkers?
 
2012-01-31 01:11:04 PM
Aidan: wildcardjack: Aidan: Sybarite: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 461x599]


Ooooh. My bad. Still not sure what the lady in white is. I'm pretty sure she's not the Tooth Fairy. And I notice I missed a guy in the back which I'm fairly sure is a zombie.


I think that's a ghoul, Mrs. Drull - she really doesn't play much of a role, except that she's a bad cook.

That guy - not what I envisioned Mr. Ixolite as (a banshee with a speech impediment), so Mr. Gorper (never described) instead? One of the two anyways.

And here's my source. (new window)
 
2012-01-31 01:34:59 PM
Sybarite: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 461x599]

The only problem I have with that is that technically a werewolf wouldn't actually be undead.

/Zombie werewolf?
 
2012-01-31 02:02:38 PM
Benni K Rok: Sybarite: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 461x599]

The only problem I have with that is that technically a werewolf wouldn't actually be undead.

/Zombie werewolf?


Dis is abshulootleh fahsinayetin.

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2012-01-31 02:08:57 PM
Benni K Rok: Sybarite: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 461x599]

The only problem I have with that is that technically a werewolf wouldn't actually be undead.

/Zombie werewolf?



"they're big and scary, they come from Überwald, and if you stab them with a sword they don't die. What more do you want?"
 
2012-01-31 03:11:30 PM
ReverendLoki: Aidan: wildcardjack: Aidan: Sybarite: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 461x599]


Ooooh. My bad. Still not sure what the lady in white is. I'm pretty sure she's not the Tooth Fairy. And I notice I missed a guy in the back which I'm fairly sure is a zombie.

I think that's a ghoul, Mrs. Drull - she really doesn't play much of a role, except that she's a bad cook.

That guy - not what I envisioned Mr. Ixolite as (a banshee with a speech impediment), so Mr. Gorper (never described) instead? One of the two anyways.

And here's my source. (new window)


Damn good job, sir!

Yeah, I'm going to guess Mr. Ixolite, but I admit that the picture reminded me of the description for Mr. Slant, although he'd NEVER dress like that.
 
2012-01-31 03:26:19 PM
Isn't that wizard on the right a former Professor of Necr, um, that is to say, Undead Communications?
 
2012-01-31 03:57:51 PM
brianbankerus: The risen Christ was a zombie. This is religious discrimination.

Good one.
 
2012-01-31 08:43:46 PM
"The lawsuit seeks $50,000 in damages for each of the plaintiffs"

Know how I know that lawsuit is not about rights and is just about trying to get some quick cash?
 
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