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Banning zombies is discrimination, AND IT'S WRONG
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Sybarite
2012-01-31 09:53:12 AM
Aidan
2012-01-31 11:22:18 AM
Sybarite
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[1.bp.blogspot.com image 461x599]
Geeze it's been a while. Lemme see... Bogeyman, Vampires (inherited), Reg the zombie, Rincewind, what looks like a werewolf... But what's the lady in front?
brianbankerus
2012-01-31 11:25:39 AM
The risen Christ was a zombie. This is religious discrimination.
Feyfolken
2012-01-31 11:25:44 AM
I just hope Barbara Adams is on the jury.
EdenLiesObscured
2012-01-31 11:26:33 AM
FTA: "Soon after, the utility banned costumes at its meetings in an effort to avoid disruptions."
This, good sir, is how I dress everyday!!
Lone Stranger
2012-01-31 11:27:03 AM
Just make sure that I'm warned in advance of your zombie shenanigans. I am of the firm belief that you should never take any chances and just chop off a "zombies" head asap because they
might
just be real and then you'd be up shiat creek without a paddle to bash them in the head with.
I call it the "just in case" legal defense. It has not been tried in a court yet and might not help but I'm kind of paranoid so it might.
All_Farked_Up
2012-01-31 11:27:14 AM
I read the title in Cartman's voice
wildcardjack
2012-01-31 11:32:46 AM
Aidan
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Sybarite: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 461x599]
Geeze it's been a while. Lemme see... Bogeyman, Vampires (inherited), Reg the zombie,
Rincewind
, what looks like a werewolf... But what's the lady in front?
It's not Rincewind, its Windle Poons. A bunch of people were left undead in Reaper Man, and I know the Boogeyman behind the door is unique to that novel. In Feet of Clay the boogeyman is out in the open when Angua disables him with a little blue blanket.
And that werewolf in the background... It's a wereman.
Zion21
2012-01-31 11:32:50 AM
Don't call them that! The Z word!
Aidan
2012-01-31 11:34:33 AM
wildcardjack
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Aidan: Sybarite: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 461x599]
Geeze it's been a while. Lemme see... Bogeyman, Vampires (inherited), Reg the zombie, Rincewind, what looks like a werewolf... But what's the lady in front?
It's not Rincewind, its Windle Poons. A bunch of people were left undead in Reaper Man, and I know the Boogeyman behind the door is unique to that novel. In Feet of Clay the boogeyman is out in the open when Angua disables him with a little blue blanket.
And that werewolf in the background... It's a wereman.
Ooooh. My bad. Still not sure what the lady in white is. I'm pretty sure she's not the Tooth Fairy. And I notice I missed a guy in the back which I'm fairly sure is a zombie.
Impasse
2012-01-31 11:35:24 AM
Zion21
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Don't call them that! The Z word![rewardslink.info image 1x1]
They're not zombies, they're metabolistically challenged.
dingo et mah baby
2012-01-31 11:37:32 AM
"While Jones was speaking, he made a joke about zombies being outside, mussed up his hair, raised his hands and made a low moaning nose," the lawsuit says.
Why was his nose moaning?
SwiftFox
2012-01-31 11:37:54 AM
Impasse
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Zion21: Don't call them that! The Z word![rewardslink.info image 1x1]
They're not zombies, they're metabolistically challenged.
Too negative. That's been dropped in favor of "entropically enabled".
Happy Hours
2012-01-31 11:40:01 AM
brianbankerus
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The risen Christ was a zombie. This is religious discrimination.
Jesus hates zombies.
noazark
2012-01-31 11:41:13 AM
What
subby
might look like:
traylor
2012-01-31 11:43:17 AM
SwiftFox
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Impasse: Zion21: Don't call them that! The Z word![rewardslink.info image 1x1]
They're not zombies, they're metabolistically challenged.
Too negative. That's been dropped in favor of "entropically enabled".
I think the PC wording is people with metabolistic disabilities.
brianbankerus
2012-01-31 11:50:18 AM
Happy Hours
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brianbankerus: The risen Christ was a zombie. This is religious discrimination.
Jesus hates zombies.
Well yeah, assuming he's Jewish or Catholic, he obviously hates himself. That doesn't marginalize his situation... cock.
Im In Love With Americans
2012-01-31 11:50:36 AM
/enough
ph0rk
2012-01-31 12:00:52 PM
Im In Love With Americans
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[media-cdn.pinterest.com image 500x499]
/enough
Zombie meme is a zombie meme.
Tiiba
2012-01-31 12:09:21 PM
Sybarite
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[1.bp.blogspot.com image 461x599]
I came here to see how long this would take. Not very, huh?
offmymeds
2012-01-31 12:34:22 PM
meat0918
2012-01-31 12:36:03 PM
I'm all for responsible nuclear energy projects, but restarting building that was halted in 1988 seems a little... off.
How far along were they in the building process? Clearing land, pouring foundations, or had nothing actually been started, and the whole process never reached critical mass?
Prattle Assassin
2012-01-31 12:39:24 PM
/recycled
JohnCarter
2012-01-31 12:50:53 PM
meat0918
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I'm all for responsible nuclear energy projects, but restarting building that was halted in 1988 seems a little... off.
How far along were they in the building process? Clearing land, pouring foundations, or had nothing actually been started, and the whole process never reached critical mass?
Looks like a little bit of brick and mortar has been put down
meat0918
2012-01-31 01:01:54 PM
JohnCarter
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meat0918: I'm all for responsible nuclear energy projects, but restarting building that was halted in 1988 seems a little... off.
How far along were they in the building process? Clearing land, pouring foundations, or had nothing actually been started, and the whole process never reached critical mass?
Looks like a little bit of brick and mortar has been put down
[media.al.com image 432x345]
Yeah, I googled it afterwords. When will I learn to search the net before polling Farkers?
ReverendLoki
2012-01-31 01:11:04 PM
Aidan
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wildcardjack: Aidan: Sybarite: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 461x599]
Ooooh. My bad. Still not sure what the lady in white is. I'm pretty sure she's not the Tooth Fairy. And I notice I missed a guy in the back which I'm fairly sure is a zombie.
I think that's a ghoul, Mrs. Drull - she really doesn't play much of a role, except that she's a bad cook.
That guy - not what I envisioned Mr. Ixolite as (a banshee with a speech impediment), so Mr. Gorper (never described) instead? One of the two anyways.
And here's my source.
(new window)
Benni K Rok
2012-01-31 01:34:59 PM
Sybarite
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[1.bp.blogspot.com image 461x599]
The only problem I have with that is that technically a werewolf wouldn't actually be undead.
/Zombie werewolf?
Impasse
2012-01-31 02:02:38 PM
Benni K Rok
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Sybarite: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 461x599]
The only problem I have with that is that technically a werewolf wouldn't actually be undead.
/Zombie werewolf?
Dis is abshulootleh fahsinayetin.
Sybarite
2012-01-31 02:08:57 PM
Benni K Rok
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Sybarite: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 461x599]
The only problem I have with that is that technically a werewolf wouldn't actually be undead.
/Zombie werewolf?
"they're big and scary, they come from Überwald, and if you stab them with a sword they don't die. What more do you want?"
Aidan
2012-01-31 03:11:30 PM
ReverendLoki
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Aidan: wildcardjack: Aidan: Sybarite: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 461x599]
Ooooh. My bad. Still not sure what the lady in white is. I'm pretty sure she's not the Tooth Fairy. And I notice I missed a guy in the back which I'm fairly sure is a zombie.
I think that's a ghoul, Mrs. Drull - she really doesn't play much of a role, except that she's a bad cook.
That guy - not what I envisioned Mr. Ixolite as (a banshee with a speech impediment), so Mr. Gorper (never described) instead? One of the two anyways.
And here's my source. (new window)
Damn good job, sir!
Yeah, I'm going to guess Mr. Ixolite, but I admit that the picture reminded me of the description for Mr. Slant, although he'd NEVER dress like that.
JWideman
2012-01-31 03:26:19 PM
Isn't that wizard on the right a former Professor of Necr, um, that is to say, Undead Communications?
The Blind Fury
2012-01-31 03:57:51 PM
brianbankerus
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The risen Christ was a zombie. This is religious discrimination.
Good one.
Mock26
2012-01-31 08:43:46 PM
"The lawsuit seeks $50,000 in damages for each of the plaintiffs"
Know how I know that lawsuit is not about rights and is just about trying to get some quick cash?
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