He was born the son of poor black sharecropper...

The only man who could ever reach me, was the son of a poor Mexican polygamist.

Wyalt Derp: The only man who could ever reach me, was the son of a poor Mexican polygamist.

Hmmm....
I tried, but it just doesn't have the same ring to it.

In a story all too familiar with immigrants of every nation, my ancestors were forced to flee for their lives across the border to safety, carrying a child wife under each arm and leaving the rest behind.

Philip Francis Queeg: He was born the son of poor black sharecropper...

I thought he was born a poor black child.

So liberals are going all birther now? So birther equals derp except when you guys do it?

I can't understand him when he speaks mexican, doesn't he realize this is america?

I'm pretty sure Willard Mitt Romney was born in Michigan, where his father ran AMC into the ground.

Oh, and I read this on the NNDB:

Romney's wife, Ann, has multiple sclerosis, which she treats with holistic measures including reflexology, accupressure, accupuncture, deep-breathing exercises, and yoga. She says she is "a true believer in alternative medicine". This does not stop Mitt Romney from opposing embryonic stem cell research.

Diogenes: dahmers love zombie: Oh, I don't think Oily Taint will be the least bit concerned about the wealthy Republican white guy.

She might have a problem with his Mormonism, but probably not enough to make a fuss.

I think she's Jewish, so she probably doesn't care which flavor of non-Judaism he is.

Guidette Frankentits: Mitt Romney likes to eat food that is wrapped in foil tortillas.

wildcardjack: I'm pretty sure Willard Mitt Romney was born in Michigan, where his father ran AMC into the ground.

Oh, and I read this on the NNDB:

Romney's wife, Ann, has multiple sclerosis, which she treats with holistic measures including reflexology, accupressure, accupuncture, deep-breathing exercises, and yoga. She says she is "a true believer in alternative medicine". This does not stop Mitt Romney from opposing embryonic stem cell research.

What do they call alternative medicine that works?

Medicine.

xtragrind: So liberals are going all birther now? So birther equals derp except when you guys do it?

we needed someone to rush in here and play the victim.

xtragrind: So liberals are going all birther now? So birther equals derp except when you guys do it?

Pretty sure it's called mockery... but keep at it. =)

Whar birf certificat Willardo Q Romriguez whar?!?

WHERE
STOCK CERTIFICT
WHE

Romney should just go ahead and tap Rubio to be his VP right now.

Romney, all this hubbub over the allegations of your foreign birth would end if you would only release your birth certificate.

Long form only. CoLB does not count. Because potato.

xtragrind: So liberals are going all birther now? So birther equals derp except when you guys do it?

I'm old enough to remember when George Romney was the GOP frontrunner in 1968, and nary a word was ever spoken about his eligibility then.

McCain's eligibility was also somewhat questionable.

Are you getting the point yet?

xtragrind: So liberals are going all birther now? So birther equals derp except when you guys do it?

Need some nails up there on that cross, big guy?

Romney needs to cut this "I understand what your lives are like" shiat out.

xtragrind: So liberals are going all birther now? So birther equals derp except when you guys do it?

Its not birtherism as no one is claiming hes not eligible to run. Thats kinda required ya know?

We are mocking Romneys ridiculous behavior. We expect all politicians to drive on the Pandering Highway till the election. However, Romney saying this means he took the exit off of Pandering Highway straight for utter bullshiatistan. Romney, the wealthiest presidential candidate ever run by the GOP is trying to identify with the poor or lower class mexican immigrants? Seriously?

/I have never wanted for anything in my life ever, but my dad was born in your country and lived there for a few years. That means I totally get you and your troubles! I am practically one of you even!

""You know, I wish I could claim that I'm Hispanic and that would help me in the Latino community here in Florida."

That's so Romney.

Guidette Frankentits: Mitt Romney's health care plan involves lots of 7-up

Mitt Romeny will paint the White House bright orange with an electric green door

xtragrind: So liberals are going all birther now? So birther equals derp except when you guys do it?

Look up the word "satire" in the dictionary.

I'm not sure if those really fits but I'm going to use it anyway. I had thought of putting mitts head on there but I am too lazy.

A Dark Evil Omen: xtragrind: So liberals are going all birther now? So birther equals derp except when you guys do it?

Need some nails up there on that cross, big guy?

Reminds me of a funny story I read in the news about a guy who wanted to nail himself on a cross on Good Friday. He got one hand properly nailed to the beam but he was having trouble getting his other hand nailed. So he called an ambulance . . . not because he was bleeding profusely, but because he needed help getting his other hand nailed.

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: Romney needs to cut this "I understand what your lives are like" shiat out.

Exactly. Its a dead end and imossible sell when your tax returns indicate you made as much as he did last year. Not to mention that whenever he goes off script he blows this whole narrative to pieces. (10k bet, 350k not that much money)

Mitt Rodriguez will install high chairs in the oval office

elchip: wildcardjack: I'm pretty sure Willard Mitt Romney was born in Michigan, where his father ran AMC into the ground.

Oh, and I read this on the NNDB:

Romney's wife, Ann, has multiple sclerosis, which she treats with holistic measures including reflexology, accupressure, accupuncture, deep-breathing exercises, and yoga. She says she is "a true believer in alternative medicine". This does not stop Mitt Romney from opposing embryonic stem cell research.

What do they call alternative medicine that works?

Medicine.

Ha.

Having MS, I'd love to be farking rich enough that my stress levels would be so low and my ability to modify my lifestyle so high that I could forego medicine.

As it is, I'll have to make due with killing myself slowly working hard to make sure the wife and kids can survive without me if I kick off too early, while Willard and his ilk wallow around in their opulence making decisions based on a false morality rather than reality and ethics.

Diogenes: karmaceutical: Romney should just go ahead and tap Rubio to be his VP right now.

Rubio's support from Latinos is exaggerated. Florida Latinos aren't too thrilled that he supports immigration initiatives that in some ways are harsher than Arizona's. And his continually morphing story about his heritage has created a trust issue.

Was about to mention this.

Ayn Rand's Cervix: Mitt Rodriguez will install high chairs in the oval office

Mitt Romero will install switches, lower to 2 feet, install 10 inch rims and paint images of La Virgen de Guadalupe on the Air Force One.

Wicked Chinchilla: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: Romney needs to cut this "I understand what your lives are like" shiat out.

Exactly. Its a dead end and imossible sell when your tax returns indicate you made as much as he did last year. Not to mention that whenever he goes off script he blows this whole narrative to pieces. (10k bet, 350k not that much money)

Seriously. He's never had to scrimp for rent. He doesn't have massive student loan debt. He's never chosen between gas and a night out. He's not one of us. Never will be. He has absolutely no idea what life is like for the average American. We share no interests and have vastly different ideas about what life is like.

It's fine that he's rich, that's great. I cordially invite him to sit on his giant pile of money and be just as happy as he wants to be. Hell, he doesn't even need to be ashamed of it. But it doesn't mean he can run the country. The ONLY thing he's good at it is making money. That doesn't mean he's qualified to run the country, no matter how much people want to believe that the only reason America exists is to enrich people.

PanicMan: Mitt Romney works hard for pennies an hour
and doesn't complain about unsafe working conditions
or try to form a union

Mitt Romney lower the age of consent to 15


That'll also pander to the Mormons

Wicked Chinchilla: Diogenes: karmaceutical: Romney should just go ahead and tap Rubio to be his VP right now.

Rubio's support from Latinos is exaggerated. Florida Latinos aren't too thrilled that he supports immigration initiatives that in some ways are harsher than Arizona's. And his continually morphing story about his heritage has created a trust issue.

Was about to mention this.

It's not going to matter anyway. There is going to be enormous pressure for Mitt to pick a major Tea Party derper.

Guidette Frankentits: Mitt Romney will get more lemon pledge

Mittero Romenro will become enraged when you suggest his wife wear a bra, and will chase you around your office with a yard sign.