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(The Citizen)   Twilight as reimagined by Wes Craven   (thelocal.se) divider line 57
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2012-01-31 09:31:10 AM
Some things are meant to be.

www.abc.es
 
2012-01-31 09:52:00 AM
Seems like a nice girl.

www.thelocal.se
 
2012-01-31 10:33:16 AM
"The kind you don't bring home to mother."
 
2012-01-31 01:13:19 PM
She will never let your spirits down.
 
2012-01-31 01:15:51 PM
Damn. Now the cannibals in prison are hooking up, and I'm still single.
 
2012-01-31 01:15:55 PM
What a Swedish cannibal may look like:

radruss.com

/Bork?
 
2012-01-31 01:15:58 PM
Sounds more like a women's tag team from Japan.
 
2012-01-31 01:17:03 PM
I eat cannibals.
It's incredible.
It brings out the animal, in me.
I eat cannibals.
 
2012-01-31 01:20:28 PM
At first, I read "Karsuddens psychiatric facility" as "Kardashian psychiatric facility".
 
2012-01-31 01:21:03 PM

Alphax: Damn. Now the cannibals in prison are hooking up, and I'm still single.


Well, now you have a game plan. Move to a Scandinavian country, kill and eat someone and Ta-Da! you will apparently no longer be single.

/have a friend in Goteborg who says she feels safe there
//most of the time
///too slashy sometimes
 
2012-01-31 01:21:51 PM

Sybarite: Some things are meant to be.


brother and sister?
 
2012-01-31 01:25:07 PM
FTFA: Jonsson told the paper that he really had felt no compunction to eat his ex-girlfriend but only did so to seem sick and get psychiatric treatment instead of jail time.

So he admits he faked insanity to get out of jail, and it still worked?
 
2012-01-31 01:25:18 PM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Alphax: Damn. Now the cannibals in prison are hooking up, and I'm still single.

Well, now you have a game plan. Move to a Scandinavian country, kill and eat someone and Ta-Da! you will apparently no longer be single.

/have a friend in Goteborg who says she feels safe there
//most of the time
///too slashy sometimes


At least they have some good Metal there.
 
2012-01-31 01:26:19 PM
celebslife.net

I prefer to think of vampires more like this
 
2012-01-31 01:29:15 PM

Alphax: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Alphax: Damn. Now the cannibals in prison are hooking up, and I'm still single.

Well, now you have a game plan. Move to a Scandinavian country, kill and eat someone and Ta-Da! you will apparently no longer be single.

/have a friend in Goteborg who says she feels safe there
//most of the time
///too slashy sometimes

At least they have some good Metal there.


Indeed they do. Apparently they tend to be the ones who will get stabby on you though. I have a feeling people just run into their gauntlets though. I know my finger gauntlets are wicked sharp to the point those odd, vampire/goth people here in Cali are always asking where I got them.
 
2012-01-31 01:31:12 PM

mikieb: FTFA: Jonsson told the paper that he really had felt no compunction to eat his ex-girlfriend but only did so to seem sick and get psychiatric treatment instead of jail time.

So he admits he faked insanity to get out of jail, and it still worked?


He probably thinks he faked it, but once he got there, the docs realized he was crazier than even he thought. I know it sounds like daytime TV, but:
1. It's a lot harder to fool psychiatrists than most people think and
2. There have been cases where people who were genuinely mentally ill (and didn't 'know' it) "fake" their way into care.

bookmunch.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-01-31 01:32:43 PM
The Hills Have Sparkles
 
2012-01-31 01:35:01 PM

Alphax: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Alphax: Damn. Now the cannibals in prison are hooking up, and I'm still single.

Well, now you have a game plan. Move to a Scandinavian country, kill and eat someone and Ta-Da! you will apparently no longer be single.

/have a friend in Goteborg who says she feels safe there
//most of the time
///too slashy sometimes

At least they have some good Metal there.


It helps your longevity if you're not a member of Mayhem.

/loves In Flames
//and Dark Tranquillity
///and At the Gates
 
2012-01-31 01:36:16 PM
Vamp fox held quartz duck just by wing.

/the pangram is in your court Sweden
 
2012-01-31 01:38:07 PM
A match made in heaven.
 
2012-01-31 01:40:54 PM
So, Bella has no skin now?
 
2012-01-31 01:44:22 PM

Kuta: I eat cannibals.
It's incredible.
It brings out the animal, in me.
I eat cannibals.


Yes.
 
2012-01-31 01:45:43 PM
mikieb: FTFA: Jonsson told the paper that he really had felt no compunction to eat his ex-girlfriend but only did so to seem sick and get psychiatric treatment instead of jail time.

So he admits he faked insanity to get out of jail, and it still worked?


They don't just take your word for it. Crazy people have trouble with reality.
 
2012-01-31 01:51:39 PM
"the Skara Cannibal"

I read that as the Skaro Cannibal, and had this strange mental image of Davros eating Daleks...

/MASTICATE! MASTICATE!
 
2012-01-31 01:56:58 PM

Sybarite: Some things are meant to be.

[www.abc.es image 640x359]


"Yo, I heard you like skulls, so I tatooed a skull on my skull and shaved my girlfriend's skull and took a picture of our skulls skulls skullsssss...."
 
2012-01-31 02:04:55 PM
Aww, that's kinda sweet. They should get their own cell together. Or at least conjugal visits.
 
2012-01-31 02:07:10 PM

CthulhuCalling: Alphax: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Alphax: Damn. Now the cannibals in prison are hooking up, and I'm still single.

Well, now you have a game plan. Move to a Scandinavian country, kill and eat someone and Ta-Da! you will apparently no longer be single.

/have a friend in Goteborg who says she feels safe there
//most of the time
///too slashy sometimes

At least they have some good Metal there.

It helps your longevity if you're not a member of Mayhem.

/loves In Flames
//and Dark Tranquillity
///and At the Gates


Don't forget Slipknot
 
2012-01-31 02:09:49 PM
anyone else notice the poorly placed advertisement?

img848.imageshack.us
 
2012-01-31 02:13:06 PM
Dibs on the kid!

/I have an experiment I'd like to run.
 
2012-01-31 02:15:49 PM
NBC should totally make a sitcom out of this. :P
 
2012-01-31 02:21:02 PM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Apparently they tend to be the ones who will get stabby on you though.


you're thinking of Norway...
 
2012-01-31 02:22:38 PM
FTFA: "We want to get to live together, keep dogs and spend time on our hobbies, piercing and tattoos," said Gustafsson to Expressen.

"Oh, and also murder. We want to get some of that in, though I don't know how we'll find the time, if you know what I mean! "
 
2012-01-31 02:31:27 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Apparently they tend to be the ones who will get stabby on you though.

you're thinking of Norway...


Well, them, too. It seems to be an endemic problem with some Scandinavian "extreme" metal people. The Norwegians just throw in a few good church burnings to add to the atmosphere.

Gaahl just called for more church burnings last year (I think it was). Everyone has ignored him so far. It must be teh gey.

/most of my family is still in Norway
//I'm smart. I'm in Cali.
 
2012-01-31 02:36:53 PM
Sumbmitter, this has much better writing then twilight and an actually plausible plot
 
2012-01-31 02:43:23 PM
On her personal blog she had been writing about killing people on the Stockholm underground and published pictures of herself as a vampire with a bloodied mouth, brandishing a knife and a power saw, according to the paper.

Ah, yes. the classical vampire. Fangs, cloaks, and electric tools from Sears.
 
2012-01-31 02:51:40 PM

thelordofcheese: On her personal blog she had been writing about killing people on the Stockholm underground and published pictures of herself as a vampire with a bloodied mouth, brandishing a knife and a power saw, according to the paper.

Ah, yes. the classical vampire. Fangs, cloaks, and electric tools from Sears.



There's More For You Unlife at Sears!
 
2012-01-31 02:53:56 PM
When they wrote "Vampire Woman", I thought they meant this:

img.ibtimes.com

//IT'S REAL
 
2012-01-31 03:02:34 PM

Sybarite: Some things are meant to be.

[www.abc.es image 640x359]


Warning: Keep Sharpies AWAY from Mexicans Swedes
 
2012-01-31 03:12:37 PM
The couple don't know when they will be released from the clinic as they are both serving non-fixed sentences there.


How about never? Is never good for you?
 
2012-01-31 03:24:38 PM

mikieb: FTFA: Jonsson told the paper that he really had felt no compunction to eat his ex-girlfriend but only did so to seem sick and get psychiatric treatment instead of jail time.

So he admits he faked insanity to get out of jail, and it still worked?


"Faking" one is sick by eating his girlfriend may suggest one is quite sick after all. Quite the paradox, like how could a terminator come for Sarah Connor if, nevermind...
 
2012-01-31 03:30:14 PM
Somebody let the wrong one in

/seriously? I'm the first to make this reference?
 
2012-01-31 03:35:25 PM

mikieb: FTFA: Jonsson told the paper that he really had felt no compunction to eat his ex-girlfriend but only did so to seem sick and get psychiatric treatment instead of jail time.

So he admits he faked insanity to get out of jail, and it still worked?


Inverse-catch-22

Only someone insane would try to fake insanity by doing something that insane.
 
2012-01-31 03:56:23 PM

Sybarite: Some things are meant to be.

[www.abc.es image 640x359]


Is that the happy couple? They look like Fine Young Cannibals.
 
2012-01-31 03:56:48 PM

zerkalo: Somebody let the wrong one in

/seriously? I'm the first to make this reference?


It's Sweden. So the name of the movie would be "Låt den rätte komma in". I think that was the original title, too.

/only if someone was hung upside down and gutted, though
 
2012-01-31 04:09:00 PM
i.imgur.com

Me and my cannibal baby...

/So obscure that I can't even find the lyrics to it on Google
 
2012-01-31 04:19:11 PM
I've got the brains
You're the body
And you're in my sights
I've a got a new set of problems
How to get you alone tonight
My head keeps revolving
I work so hard just to get a bite

Cannibal
Cannibal
Cannibal, Cannibal, Cannibal
Cannibal, oh, oh
Cannibal

Back to the game
To the subject
Sustenance is at stake
There's no accounting for taste
You've got yours, I'll get mine
I'll love you in my own way
And everything will be just fine
 
2012-01-31 04:43:57 PM
I love reading about these two and then looking up at the "Visit Sweden" ad right at the top of the article.
 
2012-01-31 05:06:13 PM

YourAFattie: anyone else notice the poorly placed advertisement?

[img848.imageshack.us image 505x450]


Yea, they planted a beautiful love story just to make Sweden sound romantic, good thing we're smarter than that.
 
2012-01-31 05:40:24 PM

RobSeace: "the Skara Cannibal"

I read that as the Skaro Cannibal, and had this strange mental image of Davros eating Daleks...

/MASTICATE! MASTICATE!


Nerd.

/I read it as skaro too
 
2012-01-31 05:45:55 PM
From the social section:

www.thelocal.se

Not exactly a vampire, but...
 
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