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(Some Guy) Weird HOLY JEEBUS. Your two favorite things are now combined. Could be four if served between boobies   (esquire.com) divider line 94
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2012-01-31 11:06:37 AM
Okay time for everyone to post pics of the obscure craft brew that is the only beer worth drinking

/that stuff you drink is bilgewater
 
2012-01-31 11:07:14 AM
I like bacon. Iike beer. I would not like bacon beer.
 
2012-01-31 11:07:32 AM
profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2012-01-31 11:07:50 AM
www.meijer.com

villagecandy.biz

Not really news. They've been out for a while.
 
2012-01-31 11:08:23 AM
gum and nuts. together at last.
 
2012-01-31 11:08:35 AM
Yup, I guessed this on the first try -- not actually believing I'd be right.

/would rather have bacon flavored vodak
 
2012-01-31 11:09:00 AM
Smoked beer is old news.
 
2012-01-31 11:09:05 AM
I knew it! Bacon and beer!!!
 
2012-01-31 11:09:08 AM
clicked the link expecting Aecht Schenkerla Rauchbier.


/Leaving satisfied
//Had one on Sunday...
 
2012-01-31 11:09:29 AM
Serve it in this:

www.bagofnothing.com

and the world will love you
 
2012-01-31 11:09:38 AM
TravisBickle62: Okay time for everyone to post pics of the obscure craft brew that is the only beer worth drinking

/that stuff you drink is bilgewater



1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-01-31 11:10:08 AM
images.cheezburger.com
 
2012-01-31 11:10:17 AM
Tried it. Too smokey. here: http://www.the-cambridgeblue.co.uk/ (new window)

But not as bad as the pickled onion one.
 
2012-01-31 11:11:43 AM
Captain Lawrence Brewing Company in upstate New York ...

Westchester is not "Upstate", dammit !!!
 
2012-01-31 11:12:00 AM
There is only one form of life worse than the Foodie. The beer snob.
 
2012-01-31 11:12:02 AM
Vagina and penis?
 
2012-01-31 11:12:28 AM
There is a local craft brewer that has a Rauchbier out right now. Quite tasty. Came out in December.

http://www.bullfallsbrewery.com/page.aspx?index=^A
 
2012-01-31 11:12:50 AM
The original US-style smoked. Props

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-01-31 11:12:55 AM
Sorry subs, beer is #3, bacon #5 on my list.
 
2012-01-31 11:12:56 AM
It's actually nice, not a full on session beer, but very good for a bottle or two. The barmaid in my local pub that serves it, could benefit from a Dirndl though.
 
2012-01-31 11:13:50 AM
I thought the traditionally-non-bacon-products-that-are-made-with-bacon fad had played out already...
 
2012-01-31 11:13:55 AM
I've had a few smoked porters, and even a beer that incorporated bacon into the hopping process. It's not terrible but it's not anything I go out of my way to find, either.
 
2012-01-31 11:14:03 AM
I only enjoy things slathered in butter, wrapped in bacon, so I'm getting a kick out of this
 
2012-01-31 11:14:23 AM
Rauchbier/Smoked Beer is something that can be easily done poorly.

Stone Brewery Smoked tastes like it was filtered through used charcoal briquettes
 
2012-01-31 11:16:38 AM
rocinante721: Rauchbier/Smoked Beer is something that can be easily done poorly.

I was just going to say this, though I have no problem with Stone. I wish I could remember which beer I had a few years back that tasted like licking an ashy log, but it was too much. I want to say it was from New Holland.
 
2012-01-31 11:16:40 AM
i44.tinypic.com
Skittlebrau?
 
2012-01-31 11:18:05 AM
This is the beer-equivalent of wanting to be a fireman-race car driver-astronaut when you grow up. Bacon-and-anything is the equivalent of wanting to be a fireman-race car driver-astronaut when you grow up.

Great when you are four. Not so great when you mature a little.
 
2012-01-31 11:18:19 AM
A bacon-flavored beer, created purely for novelty. Any of those types of brew are novelty. If you know anyone who drinks Three Stooges Ale purely because they like it, for example, I will give you a silver medal.

/currently on a Dogfish Head kick
//also, Sam Adams Alpine Spring is nice
 
2012-01-31 11:24:47 AM
rocinante721: Captain Lawrence Brewing Company in upstate New York ...

Westchester is not "Upstate", dammit !!!


According to NYC residents, anything north of Riverdale is "upstate". I have no idea what they consider Rochester or Buffalo. Canadian, maybe.
 
2012-01-31 11:25:10 AM
rocinante721: The original US-style smoked. Props

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x400]


my name is porter. and i want my deposit money back.
 
2012-01-31 11:26:04 AM
Miller High Life

/in a bottle
 
2012-01-31 11:26:27 AM
I had this when I tended bar at The Graduate Bar at Brown University. It's way too smokey and kinda disgusting.
 
2012-01-31 11:29:27 AM
I think it tastes like someone made a decent stout and poured half a bottle of Liquid Smoke in it. There are good Rauch beers out there. This one makes me gag.

Also. www.esquire.com/blogs/food-for-men/smoked-beers-072010%3Fsrc%3Dsoc_f cbk
July 20, 2010? Really subby?
 
2012-01-31 11:30:35 AM
s3-ec.buzzfed.com

This is a bacon pizza cheeseburger. This is heaven and nirvana all in one.
 
2012-01-31 11:30:38 AM
Eshy: I had this when I tended bar at The Graduate Bar at Brown University. It's way too smokey and kinda disgusting.

Came here to say this. I've had one of these (the pictured bottle) last summer. It tastes like somebody dumped half a bottle of Liquid Smoke in a good beer. Would have been decent if they toned it down by like 90%.
 
2012-01-31 11:33:03 AM
rocinante721: The original US-style smoked. Props

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x400]


Yup. That's a tasty treat. First time I had it was at the Great American Beer Festival back in '89? You better believe it won a medal.
 
2012-01-31 11:34:37 AM
Arachnophobe: rocinante721: Captain Lawrence Brewing Company in upstate New York ...

Westchester is not "Upstate", dammit !!!

According to NYC residents, anything north of Riverdale is "upstate". I have no idea what they consider Rochester or Buffalo. Canadian, maybe.


Those are western new York, my question is what do they consider the Adirondacks.
 
2012-01-31 11:36:22 AM
Rauchbiers can be damn good, if made correctly.

Best one I ever had was actually made by an American brewery, Ballast Point out of San Diego. They called it Abandon Ship, and I had it on tap at a great tap room in Asheville, NC.

There was also one made in Brazil (can't remember the name), that used German malts, that was also fantastic.

But if anyone ever has the chance to get their hands on the Abandon Ship (not sure if they make it seasonally, or at all anymore), it is an amazing experience.
 
2012-01-31 11:36:31 AM
i761.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-31 11:36:39 AM
No.
 
2012-01-31 11:39:03 AM
I had it at World of Beer. I won't have it again.



i1176.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-31 11:39:31 AM
O'Fallons Smoked Porter is heaven in a botle.

/Johns Grocery here in Iowa CIty is Heaven in a store.
//Can you find a better beer and wine selection in a city the same size?
 
2012-01-31 11:40:24 AM
rocinante721: The original US-style smoked. Props

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x400]


That looks really good. How's it taste?
 
2012-01-31 11:41:33 AM
Lone Stranger: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 500x383]

This is a bacon pizza cheeseburger. This is heaven and nirvana all in one.


And sends you straight to hell?
 
2012-01-31 11:41:44 AM
Old News.
www.geekologie.com

Call me if they combine beer, an AK and this:
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2012-01-31 11:46:51 AM
Before I clicked, I thought: "Lemme guess, something stupid about bacon."

I love bacon, but Ill be damned if it isn't perfect without silly gimmicks.
 
2012-01-31 11:51:53 AM
Beer snobs are hilarious. All beer tastes like what I would imagine yak urine tastes like.
 
2012-01-31 11:58:34 AM
El Freak: Beer snobs are hilarious. All beer tastes like what I would imagine yak urine tastes like.

1/10 for the 'Stop liking what I don't like' comment.
 
2012-01-31 11:59:43 AM
Honest Bender: [www.meijer.com image 400x400]

[villagecandy.biz image 291x197]

Not really news. They've been out for a while.


Santa Claus brought me the two 1/2 pound recess cup for Christmas. It was glorious! I just finally was able to finish it off this weekend.
 
2012-01-31 12:01:26 PM
Somehow I knew it would be bacon beer before I even clicked on the link.
 
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