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(Stuff.co.nz) Strange Why not spice up your stale sex life with some hot threesomes between you, your husband and your 15 year old cousin? Apart from the court case and the awkward family dinners of course   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 70
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2012-01-31 01:26:06 AM
FTA:
"The man was found not guilty of doing an indecent act on her which related to asking her for a kiss on Mt Victoria in 2007. "

The guy thinks a lot of himself...calling his penis Mt Victoria.

You'd think this nugget from the article would have scared the girl away:

"The man has a previous conviction for sleeping with a 15-year-old girl, who is now his wife."
 
2012-01-31 09:41:15 AM
I guess the previous 15-y.o. was getting too old so he needed to trade in for a new 15-y.o.
 
2012-01-31 10:45:58 AM
Well, I think I'll need pictures of everyone involved to ascertain the appropriate level of rage I should display. And you know that a couple who gets THAT freaky takes loads of pictures.
 
2012-01-31 11:01:04 AM
dahmers love zombie: Well, I think I'll need pictures of everyone involved to ascertain the appropriate level of rage I should display. And you know that a couple who gets THAT freaky takes loads of pictures.

This.

/also, this guy really likes 15 year olds, Donny
 
2012-01-31 11:02:33 AM
Warm up the dueling Banjo's.
 
2012-01-31 11:03:52 AM
Forbidden fruit never tasted so sweet.
 
2012-01-31 11:04:33 AM
dahmers love zombie: Well, I think I'll need pictures of everyone involved

I'm thinking these aren't people we really want to see
 
2012-01-31 11:04:35 AM
FTA: The man has a previous conviction for sleeping with a 15-year-old girl, who is now his wife.

Well, now I can see why he did it, apparently it worked out well for him last time. Except for the having to marry her part.
 
2012-01-31 11:07:50 AM
jaytkay: dahmers love zombie: Well, I think I'll need pictures of everyone involved

I'm thinking these aren't people we really want to see


Yeah right, and you don't look at car wrecks either. You want to see them, you just don't like admitting you want to see them.
 
2012-01-31 11:10:36 AM
jaytkay: dahmers love zombie: Well, I think I'll need pictures of everyone involved

I'm thinking these aren't people we really want to see


I for one find a hare lip sexxxy.
 
2012-01-31 11:12:39 AM
Knows a thing or two about going after 15 year olds...

images.fanpop.com


/Outrageous Fortune.
//Obscure?
///Not if you live in Middle Earth.
////And some of the best TV I've seen.
 
2012-01-31 11:13:15 AM

420tribune.com
Cannabis
The Gateway Drug to threesomes with your young wife and nubile teenage cousin.
 
2012-01-31 11:14:43 AM
FTA:"The man was found not guilty of doing an indecent act on her which related to asking her for a kiss on Mt Victoria in 2007. "

That is one strange thing for a guy to name his penis.
 
2012-01-31 11:15:36 AM
I am confused - FTA - The man was found not guilty of doing an indecent act on her which related to asking her for a kiss on Mt Victoria in 2007

Is the indecent act
- Asking for a kiss because she is underage?
- Just asking for kiss at all, is Mt Victoria a no PDA zone?
- Is he so heinous that asking for a kiss is an indecent act?
- If he asked his former 15 yr old wife who is now 37 for a kiss, would that be indecent?

Need more detail on NZ indecency laws
 
2012-01-31 11:16:52 AM
Oh come on... was that wrong? Should I have not done that?

/can't blame a guy fer trying.
//family or not, she IS 15
 
2012-01-31 11:21:20 AM
brianbankerus: Oh come on... was that wrong? Should I have not done that?

/can't blame a guy fer trying.
//family or not, she IS 15


Well, she wasn't related to him, only to her. Teenage lesbian incest is a-ok
 
2012-01-31 11:23:49 AM
I was expecting a southern state in the U.S.
Or maybe West Virginia.

/Or Utah
 
2012-01-31 11:23:55 AM
Old enough to sit at the table, old enough to eat.
 
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2012-01-31 11:26:19 AM
some folk'll
 
2012-01-31 11:27:01 AM
Wife said thanks for making my husband feel young again.
But did it make the 15 YO feel 37?
 
2012-01-31 11:29:08 AM
This man is farking farked the fark up. So is his wife. farking hell.
 
2012-01-31 11:29:15 AM
Patiently waiting for Pedobear "Too Old" pic.
 
2012-01-31 11:29:57 AM
bhcompy: Teenage lesbian incest is a-ok

...QFT ...?
 
2012-01-31 11:30:36 AM
Woohoo_02: This man is farking farked the fark up. So is his wife. farking hell.

Truer words, etc.
 
2012-01-31 11:30:53 AM
luktti: But did it make the 15 YO feel 37?

Yes. Several times too, according to TFA.

/Too easy, put some heat on that sucker!
 
2012-01-31 11:30:53 AM
A young man from Tenn. got married. A few days later, he went back to his parents place and told them he is getting a divorce. Dad asked why and the young man replied that she was a virgin. So, said the dad, did she do something wrong. No, said the son, if she isn't good enough for her family than she isn't good enough for me.
 
2012-01-31 11:32:33 AM
Knara: dahmers love zombie: Well, I think I'll need pictures of everyone involved to ascertain the appropriate level of rage I should display. And you know that a couple who gets THAT freaky takes loads of pictures.

This.

/also, this guy really likes 15 year olds, Donny


The guy is 49 and the woman 37 so he was only 18 when she was 15. Does that count?
I guess law is law.
 
2012-01-31 11:36:42 AM
bhcompy: brianbankerus: Oh come on... was that wrong? Should I have not done that?

/can't blame a guy fer trying.
//family or not, she IS 15

Well, she wasn't related to him, only to her. Teenage lesbian incest is a-ok


NO! No it is NOT okay. How can you say that???

Teenage lesbian incest is NOT okay, it is hot, hot, hot as hell... at least according to the many subscriptions I pay for each month.
 
2012-01-31 11:37:58 AM
Best.wife.evar.
 
2012-01-31 11:39:34 AM
KimNorth: Knara: dahmers love zombie: Well, I think I'll need pictures of everyone involved to ascertain the appropriate level of rage I should display. And you know that a couple who gets THAT freaky takes loads of pictures.

This.

/also, this guy really likes 15 year olds, Donny

The guy is 49 and the woman 37 so he was only 18 when she was 15. Does that count?
I guess law is law.


You should ask your math teacher for a refund
 
2012-01-31 11:40:09 AM
KimNorth
The guy is 49 and the woman 37 so he was only 18 when she was 15. Does that count?


I don't know about counting, but it certainly doesn't add up.
 
2012-01-31 11:40:15 AM
KimNorth: The guy is 49 and the woman 37 so he was only 18 when she was 15. Does that count?
I guess law is law.



Check your math
 
2012-01-31 11:40:40 AM
KimNorth: Knara: dahmers love zombie: Well, I think I'll need pictures of everyone involved to ascertain the appropriate level of rage I should display. And you know that a couple who gets THAT freaky takes loads of pictures.

This.

/also, this guy really likes 15 year olds, Donny

The guy is 49 and the woman 37 so he was only 18 when she was 15. Does that count?
I guess law is law.


No. When his current wife was 15, he was 27. Definitely creepy.
 
2012-01-31 11:41:36 AM
Nice. 4 math corrections in 66 seconds.
 
2012-01-31 11:44:04 AM
machoprogrammer: KimNorth: Knara: dahmers love zombie: Well, I think I'll need pictures of everyone involved to ascertain the appropriate level of rage I should display. And you know that a couple who gets THAT freaky takes loads of pictures.

This.

/also, this guy really likes 15 year olds, Donny

The guy is 49 and the woman 37 so he was only 18 when she was 15. Does that count?
I guess law is law.

You should ask your math teacher for a refund


The Voice of Doom: KimNorth
The guy is 49 and the woman 37 so he was only 18 when she was 15. Does that count?

I don't know about counting, but it certainly doesn't add up.


jaytkay: KimNorth: The guy is 49 and the woman 37 so he was only 18 when she was 15. Does that count?
I guess law is law.


Check your math


Wow, was I off.

//Ducking under table to count on fingers...
 
2012-01-31 11:44:52 AM
KimNorth: Wow, was I off.

//Ducking under table to count on fingers...


It was pretty funny though. :)
 
2012-01-31 11:46:50 AM
Hey, we don't have any problem inviting my wife's cousin to a family dinner.
www.plunderguide.com
/come as you are
 
2012-01-31 11:50:35 AM
I love highschool girls. I get older and they stay the same age.

/disappoint nobody beat me to this
 
2012-01-31 11:52:21 AM
lack of warmth: I love highschool girls. I get older and they stay the same age.

/disappoint nobody beat me to this


I went there, but lost the comment when work distracted me.

Best part about 15 year olds? There's 15 of them.
 
2012-01-31 11:52:42 AM
Incest - a.k.a. rolling your own.
 
2012-01-31 11:56:32 AM
knightofargh: lack of warmth: I love highschool girls. I get older and they stay the same age.

/disappoint nobody beat me to this

I went there, but lost the comment when work distracted me.

Best part about 15 year olds? There's 15 of them.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-01-31 12:01:15 PM
belieber.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-01-31 12:13:10 PM
bestuff.com
 
2012-01-31 12:30:52 PM
Threesomes with people you have emotional attachments to never end well.

Plus 15? ewww
 
2012-01-31 12:31:19 PM
Frederick: The guy thinks a lot of himself...calling his penis Mt Victoria.

i285.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-31 12:32:56 PM
28.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-01-31 12:45:36 PM
mohron: [28.media.tumblr.com image 450x381]

I disagree. Two of my first cousins (who are also first cousins to each other) got married. So you CAN. Whether it's weird, creepy, immoral, incestuous or freaky, is open to interpretation.

/big family reunion coming up this summer. Gonna get buff and try to score some cuz luv.
 
2012-01-31 12:52:35 PM
mohron: [28.media.tumblr.com image 450x381]

I think someone needs to learn the difference between can't and shouldn't.
 
2012-01-31 12:55:18 PM
BeowulfSmith: Nice. 4 math corrections in 66 seconds.

0.06 corrections per second?
16.5 seconds per correction?

What is the proper units of measure for this?
 
2012-01-31 12:57:46 PM
Technoir: /big family reunion coming up this summer. Gonna get buff and try to score some cuz luv.

My aunt became widowed and married a new guy a few months ago, who has an attractive daughter. It's awkward.
 
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