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(SFGate)   Beware the Jabberwock, my son / The jaws that bite, the claws that catch / Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun / Celine old Bandersnatch   (blog.sfgate.com) divider line 98
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2012-01-31 09:29:36 AM
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths threw up in their mouths a little.
 
2012-01-31 09:29:40 AM
Well, the headline gives me an excuse to post this - consider it mind bleach.
 
2012-01-31 09:31:58 AM
Same thing happened to me years ago at a festival show that included 10,000 Maniacs and/or Natalie Merchant. I was in the Front row, she was in a short skirt, and as was made extremely obvious to me, the kinds gal that liked to go commando. Needless to say I became a much bigger fan after that...
 
2012-01-31 09:35:56 AM
blog.sfgate.com

TFA didn't mention if she'd given them the Full Monte™ or not.

/Yeah, I'd hit it
 
2012-01-31 09:38:23 AM
Ok... The woman is in her early 40's, extremely hitable and legs that go up to her shoulders. Subby, I don't care that you're gay, but please try to at least figure out what's attractive and what's not.
 
2012-01-31 09:38:35 AM
Give me your O face!

www.biginjamaica.com
 
2012-01-31 09:39:06 AM
Jamaica Jazz and Blues Festival in Trelawny.

www.festiveattyre.com
 
2012-01-31 09:42:14 AM
What the Black Hole of Dion might look like:
www.ipac.caltech.edu
 
2012-01-31 09:46:33 AM
The woman is clearly insane, but I would not look away if she inadvertently showed me her kid cannon.
 
2012-01-31 09:52:37 AM
And just to think that her "manager" husband René was tapping that when Céline was thirteen. X.x
 
2012-01-31 10:02:56 AM
My heart will go on. Meanwhile, my pissflaps will go on display.
 
2012-01-31 10:03:59 AM
 
2012-01-31 10:04:10 AM

God--: Ok... The woman is in her early 40's, extremely hitable and legs that go up to her shoulders. Subby, I don't care that you're gay, but please try to at least figure out what's attractive and what's not.


Only with a ball gag. Seriously, could you listen to that every time?
 
2012-01-31 10:04:53 AM
no pics or links to pics=no point in greenlight
 
2012-01-31 10:22:02 AM
If your a guy at a Celine Dion show, chances are you're either not interested in seeing more of the female form, or despite your wife's numerous elbow jabs, you're asleep and missed it anyway.

cdn04.cdn.thesuperficial.com
 
2012-01-31 10:23:46 AM
Seriously.

www.oddpic.com
 
2012-01-31 10:25:43 AM
So Celine Dion, Sarah Jessica Parker and Mr. Ed walk into a bar...
 
2012-01-31 10:30:33 AM

DaAlien: So Celine Dion, Sarah Jessica Parker and Mr. Ed walk into a bar...


The horse says to Sarah Jessica Parker: "Why the long face?"

Sarah says "I'm just sad because my friend Celine has lost her voice."

Celine says "I didn't lose it. I'm just a little horse."
 
2012-01-31 10:32:14 AM
I'd look at it.
 
2012-01-31 10:49:43 AM
Le poisson et fromage!
 
2012-01-31 10:54:35 AM
Neat. Mine only turns things into bunnies or Daedra
 
2012-01-31 10:55:48 AM
As a bi chick, let me just say that Celine Dion does approximately nothing for me... Her face is too pinched, her voice is to shrill, and she moves around like a 90 year old woman.

If Im at a concert getting flashed, I put in a request for Joan Jett... NUMMMMMMY!!!
 
2012-01-31 11:00:05 AM
Reminds of the show Linda Ronstadt did at the U0fA wearing a football jersey and apparently nothing else. Circa 1980. I was younger then, too.
 
2012-01-31 11:10:36 AM

Need Help Soonish: As a bi chick, let me just say that Celine Dion does approximately nothing for me... Her face is too pinched, her voice is to shrill, and she moves around like a 90 year old woman.

If Im at a concert getting flashed, I put in a request for Joan Jett... NUMMMMMMY!!!


Go on...
 
2012-01-31 11:11:40 AM
she calls her vagina "the people downstairs?"
 
2012-01-31 11:26:13 AM

BubbaJones: Need Help Soonish: As a bi chick, let me just say that Celine Dion does approximately nothing for me... Her face is too pinched, her voice is to shrill, and she moves around like a 90 year old woman.

If Im at a concert getting flashed, I put in a request for Joan Jett... NUMMMMMMY!!!

Go on...


I would, but this photo says Im due in my bunk...

i42.tinypic.com


OMGTHIWDTTW!
 
2012-01-31 11:40:03 AM
Need Help Soonish

As a bi chick
, let me just say that Celine Dion does approximately nothing for me... Her face is too pinched, her voice is to shrill, and she moves around like a 90 year old woman.

If Im at a concert getting flashed, I put in a request for Joan Jett... NUMMMMMMY!!!



Without pictures, it's not true.
 
2012-01-31 11:50:00 AM

karnal: Need Help Soonish

As a bi chick, let me just say that Celine Dion does approximately nothing for me... Her face is too pinched, her voice is to shrill, and she moves around like a 90 year old woman.

If Im at a concert getting flashed, I put in a request for Joan Jett... NUMMMMMMY!!!


Without pictures, it's not true.


Im not in the habit of running a camera when I have a hot female sharing my bed... too distracted LOL

///nice try though :P
 
2012-01-31 12:18:18 PM

Need Help Soonish: karnal: Need Help Soonish

As a bi chick, let me just say that Celine Dion does approximately nothing for me... Her face is too pinched, her voice is to shrill, and she moves around like a 90 year old woman.

If Im at a concert getting flashed, I put in a request for Joan Jett... NUMMMMMMY!!!


Without pictures, it's not true.

Im not in the habit of running a camera when I have a hot female sharing my bed... too distracted LOL

///nice try though :P


Equal opportunity Strumpet.

/who'd'a thunk that the "celebrity flashes dusty curtains thread du jour" would turn into an AW thread so quick
 
2012-01-31 12:27:53 PM

sp86: Need Help Soonish: karnal: Need Help Soonish

As a bi chick, let me just say that Celine Dion does approximately nothing for me... Her face is too pinched, her voice is to shrill, and she moves around like a 90 year old woman.

If Im at a concert getting flashed, I put in a request for Joan Jett... NUMMMMMMY!!!


Without pictures, it's not true.

Im not in the habit of running a camera when I have a hot female sharing my bed... too distracted LOL

///nice try though :P

Equal opportunity Strumpet.

/who'd'a thunk that the "celebrity flashes dusty curtains thread du jour" would turn into an AW thread so quick


Had I been AWing, would it not stand to reason that I would have posted said pictures?

Or perhaps, you prefer CD over Joan Jett... If she's your type dude, fap away, I just like my gals a little more kick ass than that.

///Funny that it's completely cool for Dudes to participate in threads like this, but if a chick posts SHE MUST BE WHORING!
///Im gonna listen to Joan Jett all day anyways :P
 
2012-01-31 12:40:22 PM
Touched a nerve did I? I'd say there's a difference between participation and trolling through titillation but such a demonstration of literary masturbation would likely shame me into self-defenestration.

I need a vacation...
 
2012-01-31 12:46:41 PM

croesius: Neat. Mine only turns things into bunnies or Daedra


As long as it isn't a Mud Crab.....
 
2012-01-31 12:50:24 PM

sp86: Touched a nerve did I? I'd say there's a difference between participation and trolling through titillation but such a demonstration of literary masturbation would likely shame me into self-defenestration.

I need a vacation...


I would say no to the nerve touching, and yes about the vacation thingy... You do seem to have a rather large stick fairly well wedged up your bunghole... I would say a massage and a glass of wine would help take care of that, but you might then accuse me of trying to get you drunk so I can take advantage of all the poor guys I must have scarred in this thread with my shameless hussyism.

i40.tinypic.com

///Agh... Hotness :)
 
2012-01-31 12:51:21 PM

ObscureNameHere: croesius: Neat. Mine only turns things into bunnies or Daedra

As long as it isn't a Mud Crab.....


I saw a mud crab the other day...
 
2012-01-31 12:55:26 PM

Need Help Soonish: ObscureNameHere: croesius: Neat. Mine only turns things into bunnies or Daedra

As long as it isn't a Mud Crab.....

I saw a mud crab the other day...


Nasty creatures.

OT:
One thing in Skyrim: the mudcrabs are FRAKKING HUGE compared to the ones in Oblivion. Go to 3rd person mode when fighting one in Skyrim, they look as tall as the character.
 
2012-01-31 01:02:32 PM

ObscureNameHere: Need Help Soonish: ObscureNameHere: croesius: Neat. Mine only turns things into bunnies or Daedra

As long as it isn't a Mud Crab.....

I saw a mud crab the other day...

Nasty creatures.

OT:
One thing in Skyrim: the mudcrabs are FRAKKING HUGE compared to the ones in Oblivion. Go to 3rd person mode when fighting one in Skyrim, they look as tall as the character.


Dammit! That sounds freaking awesome LOL

I have been waiting for Skyrim to be out at least 6 months before I get it, but it's getting really hard... I WANT TO PLAY IT DANMIT!
 
2012-01-31 01:04:30 PM

Need Help Soonish: sp86: Touched a nerve did I? I'd say there's a difference between participation and trolling through titillation but such a demonstration of literary masturbation would likely shame me into self-defenestration.

I need a vacation...

I would say no to the nerve touching, and yes about the vacation thingy... You do seem to have a rather large stick fairly well wedged up your bunghole... I would say a massage and a glass of wine would help take care of that, but you might then accuse me of trying to get you drunk so I can take advantage of all the poor guys I must have scarred in this thread with my shameless hussyism.


No stick. A guy can call an AW an AW without being puritanical or judgemental. Of course one might be inclined to think the title itself were judgemental, if it weren't so often self-applied. Though that begs the question whether a title can remain insulting if not self-applied.

/And yeh, she's hot.
 
2012-01-31 01:14:06 PM

croesius: Neat. Mine only turns things into bunnies or Daedra


Ah. So you are female. Noted.
 
2012-01-31 01:19:47 PM

sp86: Need Help Soonish: sp86: Touched a nerve did I? I'd say there's a difference between participation and trolling through titillation but such a demonstration of literary masturbation would likely shame me into self-defenestration.

I need a vacation...

I would say no to the nerve touching, and yes about the vacation thingy... You do seem to have a rather large stick fairly well wedged up your bunghole... I would say a massage and a glass of wine would help take care of that, but you might then accuse me of trying to get you drunk so I can take advantage of all the poor guys I must have scarred in this thread with my shameless hussyism.

No stick. A guy can call an AW an AW without being puritanical or judgemental. Of course one might be inclined to think the title itself were judgemental, if it weren't so often self-applied. Though that begs the question whether a title can remain insulting if not self-applied.

/And yeh, she's hot.


Your implying that I am being an AW, I am self-applying nothing of the sort to myself.

See, an AW would say such a thing for the very specific reason of getting a reaction, and turning that reaction into something tangible. It's a mask, a rouse, a sort of lie.

Im 100% honest about lots of things... Im not saying things I think will get a reaction, or saying things simply to tantalise a response. I really mean it. Your accusation that Im an AW is your way of saying "Your just lying for attention."

Im lots of things... a liar is not one of them.

///Dude come on, that is beyond mere hotness... That woman is as close to the surface of the sun as humankind can get without melting.
 
2012-01-31 01:29:04 PM

Need Help Soonish: [stuff][/stuff]


So we differ in a fundamental definition. To you AWing is an act which belies an ulterior motive, either social advancement or material gain through deception. To me it's merely the act of enticement or elicitation through titillation ... farking hell I rhymed again ...

/I'm from Wisconsin, to consider a woman hot you have to see her in a parka and a tuque.
 
2012-01-31 01:33:14 PM

sp86:
/I'm from Wisconsin, to consider a woman hot you have to see her in a parka and a tuque.


Bonus if it's this:

championsofbreakfast.files.wordpress.com

Or the new fad.

mydisguises.com
 
2012-01-31 01:34:36 PM

sp86: Need Help Soonish: [stuff][/stuff]

So we differ in a fundamental definition. To you AWing is an act which belies an ulterior motive, either social advancement or material gain through deception. To me it's merely the act of enticement or elicitation through titillation ... farking hell I rhymed again ...

/I'm from Wisconsin, to consider a woman hot you have to see her in a parka and a tuque.


Unholy hell, you had better put me on ignore ASAP... Your gonna hate every inch of me. Enticement for the pure sake of itself is what I make a living at!

///Insain Photographer/Poet
///I prefer the term Hussy thank you very much...
 
2012-01-31 01:35:14 PM
sp86:

So from someone that actively encourages AW's, I can tell you she is not.

/Not trying to White Knight, that's not my style. Just being honest.
 
2012-01-31 01:41:52 PM

Need Help Soonish: I have been waiting for Skyrim to be out at least 6 months before I get it, but it's getting really hard... I WANT TO PLAY IT DANMIT!


I know the feeling a bit. I had to get a new PC to run it (of course) and it took longer to get the funds together (not an outrageous rig but I researched a lot to get good performance for value).

I work in Canadian banking so I had 11-11-11 off and had planned for months to make that 'Skyrim day'. Long story longer, I didn't the PC until a few days before Christmas. I used Steam to get the game because the auto-patching feature is sweet and sadly necessary with Bethesda games. But it is totally worth it. :)

For reference, the rig I got is:
Intel i5 - 2500
8 MB Corsair RAM
Asus Direct Cooled nVidia GTX 560 - 1 GB
Cooling widget for the CPU
CoolerMaster Case
750 watts PSU
1 TB drive

Not smoking bleeding-edge ware, but more than enough to run stuff for the foreseeable future.

So, yes go play it. NOW!
 
2012-01-31 01:49:19 PM

ObscureNameHere: Need Help Soonish: I have been waiting for Skyrim to be out at least 6 months before I get it, but it's getting really hard... I WANT TO PLAY IT DANMIT!

I know the feeling a bit. I had to get a new PC to run it (of course) and it took longer to get the funds together (not an outrageous rig but I researched a lot to get good performance for value).


So, yes go play it. NOW!


Well, I know my current laptop will run it fine... The main issue I have is waiting for the bugs to be patched. I would go with Steam, but I really like my Mods, and as of right now, getting steam version of games to run mods is a pain in the ass... So I wait... *sigh*
 
2012-01-31 01:51:56 PM

SearchN: sp86:

So from someone that actively encourages AW's, I can tell you she is not.

/Not trying to White Knight, that's not my style. Just being honest.


I do have to cop to being a hussy though... But Im just honestly a hussy, it's not like I go out of my way to be extra-hussy like on fark or anything :P
 
2012-01-31 01:54:53 PM

Need Help Soonish: sp86: Need Help Soonish: [stuff][/stuff]

So we differ in a fundamental definition. To you AWing is an act which belies an ulterior motive, either social advancement or material gain through deception. To me it's merely the act of enticement or elicitation through titillation ... farking hell I rhymed again ...

/I'm from Wisconsin, to consider a woman hot you have to see her in a parka and a tuque.

Unholy hell, you had better put me on ignore ASAP... Your gonna hate every inch of me. Enticement for the pure sake of itself is what I make a living at!

///Insain Photographer/Poet
///I prefer the term Hussy thank you very much...


the problem with Hussy is most people are aware only of the North American Shameless variety. May I suggest "strumpet" or my personal current favorite "trollope" as an alternative?

In any case, ignore the bad man what thinks your gender disqualifies you from leering at the pretty girls. Speaking only personally, it's something Istrongly encourage' seeing as how it's an activity my wife and I still enjoy as a couple
 
2012-01-31 02:03:37 PM

Magorn: Need Help Soonish: sp86: Need Help Soonish: [stuff][/stuff]

So we differ in a fundamental definition. To you AWing is an act which belies an ulterior motive, either social advancement or material gain through deception. To me it's merely the act of enticement or elicitation through titillation ... farking hell I rhymed again ...

/I'm from Wisconsin, to consider a woman hot you have to see her in a parka and a tuque.

Unholy hell, you had better put me on ignore ASAP... Your gonna hate every inch of me. Enticement for the pure sake of itself is what I make a living at!

///Insain Photographer/Poet
///I prefer the term Hussy thank you very much...

the problem with Hussy is most people are aware only of the North American Shameless variety. May I suggest "strumpet" or my personal current favorite "trollope" as an alternative?

In any case, ignore the bad man what thinks your gender disqualifies you from leering at the pretty girls. Speaking only personally, it's something Istrongly encourage' seeing as how it's an activity my wife and I still enjoy as a couple


No worries... Im already distracted from it :P

i43.tinypic.com

*Le sigh*
 
2012-01-31 02:09:22 PM
Callooh! Callay!
 
2012-01-31 02:11:18 PM

Magorn: Need Help Soonish: sp86: Need Help Soonish: [stuff][/stuff]

So we differ in a fundamental definition. To you AWing is an act which belies an ulterior motive, either social advancement or material gain through deception. To me it's merely the act of enticement or elicitation through titillation ... farking hell I rhymed again ...

/I'm from Wisconsin, to consider a woman hot you have to see her in a parka and a tuque.

Unholy hell, you had better put me on ignore ASAP... Your gonna hate every inch of me. Enticement for the pure sake of itself is what I make a living at!

///Insain Photographer/Poet
///I prefer the term Hussy thank you very much...

the problem with Hussy is most people are aware only of the North American Shameless variety. May I suggest "strumpet" or my personal current favorite "trollope" as an alternative?

In any case, ignore the bad man what thinks your gender disqualifies you from leering at the pretty girls. Speaking only personally, it's something Istrongly encourage' seeing as how it's an activity my wife and I still enjoy as a couple


How the fark did you get that from anything I said?
 
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