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2012-01-31 02:13:27 PM
sp86: Or the new fad.

mydisguises.com


More like discontinued fad: Link (new window)
 
2012-01-31 02:27:30 PM
Need Help Soonish: Magorn: Need Help Soonish: sp86: Need Help Soonish: [stuff][/stuff]

So we differ in a fundamental definition. To you AWing is an act which belies an ulterior motive, either social advancement or material gain through deception. To me it's merely the act of enticement or elicitation through titillation ... farking hell I rhymed again ...

/I'm from Wisconsin, to consider a woman hot you have to see her in a parka and a tuque.

Unholy hell, you had better put me on ignore ASAP... Your gonna hate every inch of me. Enticement for the pure sake of itself is what I make a living at!

///Insain Photographer/Poet
///I prefer the term Hussy thank you very much...

the problem with Hussy is most people are aware only of the North American Shameless variety. May I suggest "strumpet" or my personal current favorite "trollope" as an alternative?

In any case, ignore the bad man what thinks your gender disqualifies you from leering at the pretty girls. Speaking only personally, it's something Istrongly encourage' seeing as how it's an activity my wife and I still enjoy as a couple

No worries... Im already distracted from it :P

[i43.tinypic.com image 153x329]

*Le sigh*


Here just for you, when she played locally not to long ago:
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2012-01-31 02:29:42 PM
amindtat: sp86: Or the new fad.

mydisguises.com

More like discontinued fad: Link (new window)


I guess you could crochet your own.

images.nonexiste.net
 
2012-01-31 02:30:23 PM
Need Help Soonish: I would, but this photo says Im due in my bunk...

she's ten yours older, but looks a hell of a lot better then celine
 
2012-01-31 02:33:12 PM
Magorn:

Here just for you, when she played locally not to long ago:
[farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x553]


Oh my gooshyness... Yes please!
 
2012-01-31 02:33:29 PM
SearchN: sp86:

So from someone that actively encourages AW's, I can tell you she is not.

/Not trying to White Knight, that's not my style. Just being honest.


don't they need a link to their amazon wishlist first?
 
2012-01-31 02:38:13 PM
loonatic112358: Need Help Soonish: I would, but this photo says Im due in my bunk...

she's ten yours older, but looks a hell of a lot better then celine



It's not an age thing... CD carries herself like an 80 year old woman. She simply has no real sensuality to her, not in the way she moves, not in the way she carries herself, and no matter what kind of skimpy outfit you put her in, she gives off an old-granny vibe. That's just not sexy.

Joan Jett? You could throw her in a moo-moo and I would STILL chase her around and try to get her out of it. The woman is just hot as all undying hell. And it's half attitude.
 
2012-01-31 02:39:10 PM
loonatic112358: SearchN: sp86:

So from someone that actively encourages AW's, I can tell you she is not.

/Not trying to White Knight, that's not my style. Just being honest.

don't they need a link to their amazon wishlist first?


Some do, some don't. Really depends on the person.
 
2012-01-31 02:49:50 PM
SearchN: loonatic112358: SearchN: sp86:

So from someone that actively encourages AW's, I can tell you she is not.

/Not trying to White Knight, that's not my style. Just being honest.

don't they need a link to their amazon wishlist first?

Some do, some don't. Really depends on the person.


So [someone trolling for attention != AW]?

Is there a prescribed line of delineation where attention seeking behavior is not AWing?
 
2012-01-31 02:52:39 PM
sp86: SearchN: loonatic112358: SearchN: sp86:

So from someone that actively encourages AW's, I can tell you she is not.

/Not trying to White Knight, that's not my style. Just being honest.

don't they need a link to their amazon wishlist first?

Some do, some don't. Really depends on the person.

So [someone trolling for attention != AW]?

Is there a prescribed line of delineation where attention seeking behavior is not AWing?


Na bud, AWs are easy to spot. I have just bumped into her on fark enough to know she is not that type.

/Trust me, I know who the AW'ers are.
//Technically us going back and forth here could be considered AW'ing.
 
2012-01-31 02:56:45 PM
It's a thread derail to be sure, but it's also an important discussion on nomenclature. If I call a spade a spade and offend people because the spade is in fact a trowel then it's important to establish the difference.
 
2012-01-31 02:58:48 PM
sp86: SearchN: loonatic112358: SearchN: sp86:

So from someone that actively encourages AW's, I can tell you she is not.

/Not trying to White Knight, that's not my style. Just being honest.

don't they need a link to their amazon wishlist first?

Some do, some don't. Really depends on the person.

So [someone trolling for attention != AW]?

Is there a prescribed line of delineation where attention seeking behavior is not AWing?


Let me help you out a tad here... An AW is saying things for the specific reason to draw attention to themselves... that is their goal, their reason, the very reason for their presence in any given situation.

Someone who draws attention for merely being their natural selves, who really could care less if attention is drawn to them, is not being an AW. Any attention they get is sort of a byproduct of their presence, it is NOT their very reason for being present.

For instance, I highly doubt anyone would have even noticed I slipped into this thread had you not pointed at me and screamed "OMG! Attention Whore! Look, LOOK!"
 
2012-01-31 03:04:34 PM
Need Help Soonish:
For instance, I highly doubt anyone would have even noticed I slipped into this thread had you not pointed at me and screamed "OMG! Attention Whore! Look, LOOK!"


You got 4 bites in under an hour.

I didn't scream anything. I don't even know how one does in a typed medium.

This?

You may not lie but you dissemble pretty well.
 
2012-01-31 03:05:29 PM
Need Help Soonish: sp86: SearchN: loonatic112358: SearchN: sp86:

So from someone that actively encourages AW's, I can tell you she is not.

/Not trying to White Knight, that's not my style. Just being honest.

don't they need a link to their amazon wishlist first?

Some do, some don't. Really depends on the person.

So [someone trolling for attention != AW]?

Is there a prescribed line of delineation where attention seeking behavior is not AWing?

Let me help you out a tad here... An AW is saying things for the specific reason to draw attention to themselves... that is their goal, their reason, the very reason for their presence in any given situation.

Someone who draws attention for merely being their natural selves, who really could care less if attention is drawn to them, is not being an AW. Any attention they get is sort of a byproduct of their presence, it is NOT their very reason for being present.

For instance, I highly doubt anyone would have even noticed I slipped into this thread had you not pointed at me and screamed "OMG! Attention Whore! Look, LOOK!"


Actually, I would have spotted you. I try to fav everyone that gets emails from me.
 
2012-01-31 03:06:55 PM
Need Help Soonish: Well, I know my current laptop will run it fine... The main issue I have is waiting for the bugs to be patched. I would go with Steam, but I really like my Mods, and as of right now, getting steam version of games to run mods is a pain in the ass... So I wait... *sigh*
FYI, to all of the cute bi Skyrim fans: I bought the retail version of Skyrim, which was maybe the third program I installed on the computer I built for it, and even the retail box version installed Steam first and requires it. I've also modded the holy hell out of it, there are a ton of great graphical and gameplay mods already out. Since it's Steam-only (as far as I know), all of the mods are built for the Steam version. Including the naked chicks mod. Especially the naked chicks mod. All of the bugs I've encountered have been quest-related, where a quest may not advance when it should, but nothing that stops me from enjoying the overall game.
 
2012-01-31 03:11:02 PM
SearchN: Need Help Soonish: sp86: SearchN: loonatic112358: SearchN: sp86:

So from someone that actively encourages AW's, I can tell you she is not.

/Not trying to White Knight, that's not my style. Just being honest.

don't they need a link to their amazon wishlist first?

Some do, some don't. Really depends on the person.

So [someone trolling for attention != AW]?

Is there a prescribed line of delineation where attention seeking behavior is not AWing?

Let me help you out a tad here... An AW is saying things for the specific reason to draw attention to themselves... that is their goal, their reason, the very reason for their presence in any given situation.

Someone who draws attention for merely being their natural selves, who really could care less if attention is drawn to them, is not being an AW. Any attention they get is sort of a byproduct of their presence, it is NOT their very reason for being present.

For instance, I highly doubt anyone would have even noticed I slipped into this thread had you not pointed at me and screamed "OMG! Attention Whore! Look, LOOK!"

Actually, I would have spotted you. I try to fav everyone that gets emails from me.


That reminds me, I need to check that email more often :/

///Glad ya don't think Im an AW though.
///My new buddy has been on fark since 08, you would think he might have a better grasp on all that :P
 
2012-01-31 03:19:55 PM
sp86: Need Help Soonish:
For instance, I highly doubt anyone would have even noticed I slipped into this thread had you not pointed at me and screamed "OMG! Attention Whore! Look, LOOK!"

You got 4 bites in under an hour.

I didn't scream anything. I don't even know how one does in a typed medium.

This?

You may not lie but you dissemble pretty well.


You saying that I got "bites" would require me posting what I posted for the EXPRESS purpose of getting a certain reaction... That is where your going off the tracks here, an Im not sure how many more ways I can explain it to you.

Your either trolling (If so good job) Unwilling to admit your wrong (If so, ya look like a boob) or being willfully obtuse for the express purpose of grasping onto an opinion that's pretty much false (Egh... Obtuseness grates my nerves)

Anywho... Your being a dick in what could be a pretty awesome Joan Jett thread. If you take so much personal offence at me being.... well, me, put me on ignore and get on with your day. Im not going to pussyfoot around fark just to make the likes of the Stick-in-arse brigade happy.
 
2012-01-31 03:22:08 PM
novusordo: Need Help Soonish: Well, I know my current laptop will run it fine... The main issue I have is waiting for the bugs to be patched. I would go with Steam, but I really like my Mods, and as of right now, getting steam version of games to run mods is a pain in the ass... So I wait... *sigh*
FYI, to all of the cute bi Skyrim fans: I bought the retail version of Skyrim, which was maybe the third program I installed on the computer I built for it, and even the retail box version installed Steam first and requires it. I've also modded the holy hell out of it, there are a ton of great graphical and gameplay mods already out. Since it's Steam-only (as far as I know), all of the mods are built for the Steam version. Including the naked chicks mod. Especially the naked chicks mod. All of the bugs I've encountered have been quest-related, where a quest may not advance when it should, but nothing that stops me from enjoying the overall game.


Oh my...

Do you have to pay for a Steam Sub. before you can play it? (Im not all that familiar with steam, if ya cant tell LOL)
 
2012-01-31 03:25:07 PM
sp86: It's a thread derail to be sure, but it's also an important discussion on nomenclature. If I call a spade a spade and offend people because the spade is in fact a trowel then it's important to establish the difference.

Isn't the point of a thread to derail it, and throw it into a hole you dug with a backhoe?
 
2012-01-31 03:26:16 PM
loonatic112358: sp86: It's a thread derail to be sure, but it's also an important discussion on nomenclature. If I call a spade a spade and offend people because the spade is in fact a trowel then it's important to establish the difference.

Isn't the point of a thread to derail it, and throw it into a hole you dug with a backhoe?


What's all this nonsense about spades and black hoes, you racist fark?
 
2012-01-31 03:28:55 PM
Need Help Soonish: novusordo: Need Help Soonish: Well, I know my current laptop will run it fine... The main issue I have is waiting for the bugs to be patched. I would go with Steam, but I really like my Mods, and as of right now, getting steam version of games to run mods is a pain in the ass... So I wait... *sigh*
FYI, to all of the cute bi Skyrim fans: I bought the retail version of Skyrim, which was maybe the third program I installed on the computer I built for it, and even the retail box version installed Steam first and requires it. I've also modded the holy hell out of it, there are a ton of great graphical and gameplay mods already out. Since it's Steam-only (as far as I know), all of the mods are built for the Steam version. Including the naked chicks mod. Especially the naked chicks mod. All of the bugs I've encountered have been quest-related, where a quest may not advance when it should, but nothing that stops me from enjoying the overall game.

Oh my...

Do you have to pay for a Steam Sub. before you can play it? (Im not all that familiar with steam, if ya cant tell LOL)


Steam is non-subscription. It occasionally farks up if you try to launch disconnected though, telling you that you need to connect to Steam if you want to play offline. Even with a completely offline game like Skyrim.
 
2012-01-31 03:30:20 PM
Loaf's Tray: loonatic112358: sp86: It's a thread derail to be sure, but it's also an important discussion on nomenclature. If I call a spade a spade and offend people because the spade is in fact a trowel then it's important to establish the difference.

Isn't the point of a thread to derail it, and throw it into a hole you dug with a backhoe?

What's all this nonsense about spades and black hoes, you racist fark?


LoL
 
2012-01-31 03:30:46 PM
Loaf's Tray: What's all this nonsense about spades and black hoes, you racist fark?

you don't dig it?
 
2012-01-31 03:33:02 PM
loonatic112358: Loaf's Tray: What's all this nonsense about spades and black hoes, you racist fark?

you don't dig it?


He can't take the fracking pressure.
 
2012-01-31 03:33:04 PM
loonatic112358: sp86: It's a thread derail to be sure, but it's also an important discussion on nomenclature. If I call a spade a spade and offend people because the spade is in fact a trowel then it's important to establish the difference.

Isn't the point of a thread to derail it, and throw it into a hole you dug with a backhoe?


I thought that's what hookers were for?
 
2012-01-31 03:33:58 PM
sp86: He can't take the fracking pressure.

He should use a damn blowout preventer
 
2012-01-31 03:35:08 PM
loonatic112358: sp86: He can't take the fracking pressure.

He should use a damn blowout preventer


I think we've crossed some sort of deepwater horizon here.
 
2012-01-31 03:36:37 PM
sp86: I think we've crossed some sort of deepwater horizon here.

Damnit, don't those people know spilling fluid in these waters leads to a mess that you'll be paying years later?
 
2012-01-31 03:39:03 PM
loonatic112358: sp86: I think we've crossed some sort of deepwater horizon here.

Damnit, don't those people know spilling fluid in these waters leads to a mess that you'll be paying years later?


Auger't nothing.
 
2012-01-31 03:41:00 PM
Need Help Soonish: Do you have to pay for a Steam Sub. before you can play it? (Im not all that familiar with steam, if ya cant tell LOL)

Not only do you not have to pay a subscription, but if you DID want to actually AW then you may be able to convince someone to gift the game to your Steam account. Valve lets people buy games and gift them to other accounts.
 
2012-01-31 03:41:08 PM
My vorpal blade will be doing a lot of to-and-to and through-and-through, if you get my snicker-snack.
 
2012-01-31 03:47:38 PM
novusordo: Need Help Soonish: Do you have to pay for a Steam Sub. before you can play it? (Im not all that familiar with steam, if ya cant tell LOL)

Not only do you not have to pay a subscription, but if you DID want to actually AW then you may be able to convince someone to gift the game to your Steam account. Valve lets people buy games and gift them to other accounts.


AWing goes against my nature LOL... I may be a naughty ,incorrigible hussy (And a bit of a pain in the ass) but at least it is the honest state of my being :P

///Good to know about the Steam thing though...
///I have to meet a client... I WANT JOAN JETT PICTURES WHEN I GET BACK DARN IT!
 
2012-01-31 03:53:49 PM
i41.tinypic.com
 
2012-01-31 04:23:52 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-31 04:25:54 PM
Pants full of macaroni!!: [img.photobucket.com image 232x262]

None of us do. You gotta problem with that?
 
2012-01-31 04:26:54 PM
Pants full of macaroni!!: [img.photobucket.com image 232x262]

Celine Dione showed everybody her cooch.
 
2012-01-31 04:31:34 PM
you're
your

Learn it. Live it.
 
2012-01-31 04:38:56 PM
bigmattress: you're
your

Learn it. Live it.


Rhaver isn't here and Soonish doesn't care.
 
2012-01-31 04:44:30 PM
sp86: [i41.tinypic.com image 640x410]

You know, it's not often that I want to both give someone a huge pat on the back, and strangle them at the same time... But that... That did the trick.

Nicely done :P



sp86: bigmattress: you're
your

Learn it. Live it.

Rhaver isn't here and Soonish doesn't care.


Ha! The boy's a learner! :P
 
2012-01-31 05:20:04 PM
sp86: bigmattress: you're
your

Learn it. Live it.

Rhaver isn't here and Soonish doesn't care.


All insain poets I know use correct grammar. Ah, well.
 
2012-01-31 05:26:02 PM
bigmattress: sp86: bigmattress: you're
your

Learn it. Live it.

Rhaver isn't here and Soonish doesn't care.

All insain poets I know use correct grammar. Ah, well.


I have a missing key on my laptop... while I can type ' and " to do so really, REALLY slows my typing down... I cannot, CANNOT type the word youre out with out the '

It's a weird tick, I know, but it is not ignorance of grammar... Were I writing out an dissertation of the poetic laws according to EA Poe, I would very much care if it were right.

But this is fark, and I don't :P
 
2012-01-31 05:30:18 PM
bigmattress: All insain poets I know use correct grammar.

We need do way insain poets who kill their grammars?
 
2012-01-31 05:42:50 PM
sp86: bigmattress: you're
your

Learn it. Live it.

Rhaver isn't here and Soonish doesn't care.


Oh, 3 out of 4 isn't bad.... That's how many enjoy gang rape.
 
2012-01-31 05:44:41 PM
RobSeace: bigmattress: All insain poets I know use correct grammar.

We need do way insain poets who kill their grammars?


They can't frigth back.
 
2012-01-31 05:45:21 PM
rhaver: sp86: bigmattress: you're
your

Learn it. Live it.

Rhaver isn't here and Soonish doesn't care.

Oh, 3 out of 4 isn't bad.... That's how many enjoy gang rape.


This depends on who is doing the raping...

Vikings? Mongols? Or typical fat American farks?
 
2012-01-31 05:50:51 PM
bigmattress: sp86: bigmattress: you're
your

Learn it. Live it.

Rhaver isn't here and Soonish doesn't care.

All insain poets I know use correct grammar. Ah, well.


Well, Poets like Dickinson showed that the presentation can be part of the verse, numerous others defied convention as a form of artistic expression. That said unless she's something akin to a fark performance artist that excuse rings hollow.
 
2012-01-31 08:38:01 PM
Need Help Soonish: rhaver: sp86: bigmattress: you're
your

Learn it. Live it.

Rhaver isn't here and Soonish doesn't care.

Oh, 3 out of 4 isn't bad.... That's how many enjoy gang rape.

This depends on who is doing the raping...

Vikings? Mongols? Or typical fat American farks?


I don't know how the situation might change.... Let's do a Family Guy cutaway....

Viking1: "look, it's... it's not you.... I'm really just not feeling this today"
Girl: "don't worry, it happens to a lot of guys. This doesn't mean anything.... at least your friends are having a good time back there"
Viking1: "Yeah, I guess. You're sweet, let's totally do this again tomorrow night"
Girl: "I'd like that, but I've actually got a thing with some Mongols"
Viking1: "Oh, so we're not....gang raping you exclusively?"
Girl: "Well, the Mongols and I have been going through a rough patch, we're probably through anyway."
Viking1: "I see... I see...I feel like this is something you could have brought up last week. I mean, there was this cute little town just looking to be pillaged, and all I could think about was when we'd get back here."
Girl: "Well I'm sorry, maybe we're moving a little to fast here"
 
2012-01-31 10:51:44 PM
natazha: Reminds of the show Linda Ronstadt did at the U0fA wearing a football jersey and apparently nothing else. Circa 1980. I was younger then, too.

Hah! I was at that concert! And yes, it was 1980. Fall, if I remember correctly. Unfortunately I was too far in the back to get the best view.
 
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