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(Some Guy) Ironic The top 10 colleges where kids in America pretend to be wizards and compete in Harry Potter Quidditch...is this really higher education?   (collegemagazine.com) divider line 125
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2012-01-31 09:42:42 AM
"higher" is the operative word.
 
2012-01-31 09:46:59 AM
No worse than ultimate frisbee.
 
2012-01-31 09:50:23 AM
Hey, to be fair, every Sunday at noon during my undergrad career there were a bunch of geeks who would battle each other in front of the dining hall with foam swords while those of us who had lives tried to deal with our hangover brunch. So how is Quidditch more geeky then that and a bunch of other things that college students do already?

/ went to CWRU, knows more geeky thing college kids can do then she ever cared to know
// only participated in one or two of them personally
 
2012-01-31 09:56:22 AM
Lord knows grain alcohol and sex with multiple anonymous partners doesn't work for everybody.
 
2012-01-31 10:38:37 AM
Yes, it is really high education.
 
2012-01-31 10:44:03 AM
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I love how they wear capes and ride brooms.
 
2012-01-31 10:46:42 AM
So, just b/c one is in college, the fun has to stop?
 
2012-01-31 11:12:32 AM
If you are over the age of eight and spend your time running around with a broom between your legs, pretending you are playing a game from a children's novel you have entirely too much spare time on your hands. Furthermore, you have no idea how profoundly silly you look while engaging in such an activity.

That being said, go for it. Hey, at least you are getting some exercise and if you don't care how silly you look, neither do I.
 
2012-01-31 11:15:05 AM
#7. I'm -sob- so very proud.
 
2012-01-31 11:24:09 AM
Well, it's not like they excel at football at Kansas.
 
2012-01-31 11:34:23 AM
2wolves: #7. I'm -sob- so very proud.

Ah, a fellow Pitt alum. With our basketball team finally winning a few games, we have a lot to be proud of. After only managing 39 points at home against Rutgers, I had basically given up.
 
2012-01-31 11:49:29 AM
Well it's not as obnoxious as hacky sack.
 
2012-01-31 12:53:14 PM
Don't question. Just give them more tax dollars.
 
2012-01-31 12:54:02 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2012-01-31 12:57:14 PM
These kids wouldn't survive the intense stresses of higher education without all the carrying on. Anyone who has never suffered burn-out won't understand.
 
2012-01-31 12:57:44 PM
The rankings are still more legit than the BCS.
 
2012-01-31 12:58:14 PM
so lets scrap the whole system!! 3 cheers for stupid people!!!!!!
 
2012-01-31 12:58:25 PM
You're running around grasping a broom between your legs playing a game described in a series of children's books. While you're at college.

OK, to each their own, sad as it may be. But the brooms, man. The brooms.
 
2012-01-31 12:58:47 PM
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2012-01-31 12:58:57 PM
Go Gators!!!
 
2012-01-31 01:00:34 PM
What is high? What is higher?

What is learn? What is learning?

What is higher learning?
 
2012-01-31 01:01:46 PM
YouFarkingIdiot: Don't question. Just give them more fewer tax dollars every year.

FTFY. State-support of their own schools is on a steady decline nation-wide. People hear that tuition is going up again and they think for some reason it's so professors can spin donuts in their new Lamborghinis during lunch (as if tenure-track didn't have one of the lowest income-to-required-education ratios). The truth is, state governments have forgotten how important these places are to the state's economy and have just started taking all those benefits for granted. Like idiots who rail against unions because "we already have weekends and work safety laws so why have them anymore".
 
2012-01-31 01:01:49 PM
honestly, once you have convinced more than one person to join in and look silly... is it really all that silly anymore?

having said that... drop the brooms, guys. you can't fly. just play the game.
 
2012-01-31 01:02:56 PM
Between the yellow highlighting and sky-blue links, I think College Magazine's webmaster should run afoul of a few beaters, and be uncomfortably probed by the golden snitch.
 
2012-01-31 01:03:34 PM
7.) University of Pittsburgh

well, someone has to win something there
 
2012-01-31 01:06:11 PM
frepnog: honestly, once you have convinced more than one person to join in and look silly... is it really all that silly anymore?

As a former LARPer, it seems to be that it gets sillier the more people who get involved, until you reach a critical mass and everyone decides to be in character.

Then it's just silly from the outside.
 
2012-01-31 01:07:54 PM
ah, Emerson. Thought you'd be on that list.

They started the league in my senior year I believe
 
2012-01-31 01:09:07 PM
Aarontology: "higher" is the operative word.

Came for this, glad it's covered.
 
2012-01-31 01:09:14 PM
I'm surprised Illinois State University isn't up there. I know several of the ISU Quidditch players, and they take it VERY seriously.
 
2012-01-31 01:09:32 PM
How is Tufts and the Tufflepuffs not on this list? We were 2nd in the world cup two years ago.


Also, Quidditch is hella fun, but it shouldn't be taken too seriously. We've played against BU, and they're mostly dropout athletes, not Harry Potter nerds. They mean it when they tackle.

/someone should make a Beater joke.
 
2012-01-31 01:09:54 PM
Mentat: Well, it's not like they excel at football at Kansas.

I live in Lawrence and I had no idea that this existed.

/that version's for pansies anyway, real men play Australian indoor rules quidich
 
2012-01-31 01:10:05 PM
Finally A&M makes the news for something!


I've seen these kids practicing around campus. They're extremely serious about it which makes it funny.
 
2012-01-31 01:10:17 PM
Perhaps some of the polytechnic universities can do one better and form a league around some sport involving jetpacks, balloons and lots and lots of nets.
 
2012-01-31 01:11:48 PM
Marquette? I thought it was for Chicago kids too dumb for Northwestern or South Bend Tech. This might explain it...
 
2012-01-31 01:12:44 PM
"If you can't get laid in the SCA, you're not trying hard enough." Take that, you pseudo-Quidditch jock-wannabes!
 
2012-01-31 01:14:14 PM
Andromeda: Hey, to be fair, every Sunday at noon during my undergrad career there were a bunch of geeks who would battle each other in front of the dining hall with foam swords while those of us who had lives tried to deal with our hangover brunch

Yeah because a little foam sword action is way less awesome than drinking your face off every weekend in an attempt to contract venereal disease from some chick whose name you will forget that is assuming you even bother to learn it in the first place.

/I partied at university too, but it's nothing to be proud of
//nothing to be ashamed of either
 
2012-01-31 01:14:35 PM
IXI Jim IXI: frepnog: honestly, once you have convinced more than one person to join in and look silly... is it really all that silly anymore?

As a former LARPer, it seems to be that it gets sillier the more people who get involved, until you reach a critical mass and everyone decides to be in character.

Then it's just silly from the outside.


I admit that I don't "get" LARPing, but to each their own. The only time it ever bothered me was at a gaming convention where a group had taken over the hotel pool and instigated some sort of LARP where they were mermaids or something. Except it was more like grease-stained manatees with this crowd. Can't be unseen.

So yes, more power to the goofy quidditch people.
 
2012-01-31 01:15:59 PM
Voiceofreason01: Mentat: Well, it's not like they excel at football at Kansas.

I live in Lawrence and I had no idea that this existed.


Most people in Lawrence don't know that football exists.
 
2012-01-31 01:18:01 PM
Most of these Universities function as football training facilities that house small educational programs to engage fans of the team between parties. Quidditch is not the "silly" component in this system.
 
2012-01-31 01:18:51 PM
Mentat: Most people in Lawrence don't know that football exists.

sure we do, it's that thing that farks up traffic on weekends
 
2012-01-31 01:19:15 PM
So glad I went to a football school.

And real nerds play in the band.
 
2012-01-31 01:20:21 PM
Cagey B: I admit that I don't "get" LARPing, but to each their own.

I guess it depends on the people. Some like to jump into the garb and into character. Others are perfectly happy running around hitting people repeatedly with foam swords.
 
2012-01-31 01:21:45 PM
They must be high on something....someone said
...
...
...

And the moon rose over an open field

/sort of obscure.
//Young folk may not get it.
 
2012-01-31 01:22:23 PM
loaba: "If you can't get laid in the SCA, you're not trying hard enough." Take that, you pseudo-Quidditch jock-wannabes!

Corsets and daddy issues FTW!
 
2012-01-31 01:22:41 PM
Ennuipoet: If you are over the age of eight and spend your time running around with a broom between your legs, pretending you are playing a game from a children's novel you have entirely too much spare time on your hands. Furthermore, you have no idea how profoundly silly you look while engaging in such an activity.

That being said, go for it. Hey, at least you are getting some exercise and if you don't care how silly you look, neither do I.


You forget that those kids were 8 and reading the harry potter books. The series has been around a while. It's part of their culture. I agree with your opinion that it is a bit silly, but no more a waste of time than other collegial social activities. Besides, college kids always have spare time (and maybe it's worth noting that posting on Fark doesn't seem to be a particularly fruitful use of one's time, either.) To each his own.
 
2012-01-31 01:23:14 PM
One would think with the advances in robotics, military drones, gyroscopics, anti-gravity devices, and micro jet controls/thrusters this whole effort would have progressed from pretending to fly to actually flying about the sky.

Would be great to watch these folks actually fall from the sky
 
2012-01-31 01:24:46 PM
Students who would otherwise not get any athletic activity are playing a sport, let's frown upon that.

/Emerson Student
//Likes real sports, but the Quidditch kids are good people.
 
2012-01-31 01:27:24 PM
Im just SO proud that my Mountaineers are too drunk to play. (tear).

Pitt eats shiat.
 
2012-01-31 01:27:35 PM
You muggles are so adorable.
 
2012-01-31 01:31:52 PM
Quidditch is the most illogical sport ever, but that didn't bother me when I read the books because I understood it was just a McGuffin/excuse to give Harry a reason to be the hero of every game.

But seriously: The game itself is almost completely superfluous when the whole point is to catch the snitch. Why bother with quaffles and bludgers when the snitch is the only thing that matters? Why keep score when the catcher of the snitch wins the game. If I had a Quidditch team, I'd ignore the goals and the balls and just tell my team to beat the living crap out of the opposing team's seeker. Because that's the main goal of the game: For the seeker to catch the snitch. Everything else going on is completely irrelevant.

The scoring makes no sense either. Since all scores are multiples of 10, why have a goal be 10 points?

Harry Potter fans are idiots.
 
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