doglover: ArkAngel: Wasn't there just a lawsuit about the reverse of this? Forcing male prisons to let female guards supervise shower areas and things like that?

I think we should just have a prison for non-violent offenders where the guards are good looking and if you behave well and do as your told you can bang them if you ask nice.

I'm pretty sure they already exist. They're called schools.

Prison guard. The answer to the age-old question: "What is it that lesbians actually do?"

That's caged heat!

recently there was an article on fark, some country which had lots of female prison guards. they found their prisoners were less hostile toward the ladies. i think it would work in the usa if incarceration was rehabilitation based instead of punishment based.
soon subway riders will be breaking the law for noshing on the way to work. slowly but surely our governments make most everything illegal. the day will come when most people will be under arrest for something most all the time and your ability to walk about freely will be based on your ability to pay. much like it is now.

It all sounds like a fantastic piece of cinema is about to break out, and I for one, welcome our robosexual overlords.

CSB

I was standing in line at the Shell station. Guy in front of me was wearing a Department of Corrections uniform. I tapped him and said, "hey... hey... How many prison guards does it take to throw an inmate down a flight of stairs?"

The guy looked like Farva, and he wasn't amused, but he was curious. He looked at me sideways and couldn't help himself... "How many?"

"None; he fell."

He tried not to laugh, really he did. Finally he said "I'm going to have to tell that one at work tonight."

doglover: miss diminutive: doglover: ArkAngel: Wasn't there just a lawsuit about the reverse of this? Forcing male prisons to let female guards supervise shower areas and things like that?

I think we should just have a prison for non-violent offenders where the guards are good looking and if you behave well and do as your told you can bang them if you ask nice.

I'm pretty sure they already exist. They're called schools.

If you're trollin' shadup. If that was a lucky hit, good one.

Can't it be both?

miss diminutive: Can't it be both?

Oh Fatty Corpuscle, that was one of my favorite jokes.

I'd say that I know how this movie ends, but I never made it that far...if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

It's never like that.
;_;

Whut? The prison industrial complex going begging for staff?
Looks like they'll have to lower their standards a bit...

HotIgneous Intruder: Whut? The prison industrial complex going begging for staff?
Looks like they'll have to lower their standards a bit...

Wait, first y'all say they're all lesbians, and now you say they're begging for staff?

Prof. Frink: HotIgneous Intruder: Whut? The prison industrial complex going begging for staff?
Looks like they'll have to lower their standards a bit...

Wait, first y'all say they're all lesbians, and now you say they're begging for staff?

God damn it, you're lucky I hadn't actually taken a drink of my coffee! Otherwise you'd owe me a monitor!

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I'd give her 30 days in the hole, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

I'm seeing a whole lot of SitCom potential here. Cross-dressing guys desperate for a job... We could get Tom Hanks to play the cross-dressing warden.

I was told by someone familiar with women's jail that female cons often prefer male staff over female staff because female correctional officers are catty power tripping biatches for the most part.

Rhombic: I was told by someone familiar with women's jail that female cons often prefer male staff over female staff because female correctional officers are catty power tripping biatches for the most part.

Plus female staff has to be strapped on first.

/kind of ruins the mood.

Rhombic: I was told by someone familiar with women's jail that female cons often prefer male staff over female staff because female correctional officers are catty power tripping biatches for the most part.

Absurd.

Came for Alice, left disappointed.