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2012-01-30 09:22:18 PM
Screwing a 17 year old boy is a felony sexual assault? Rigoddamndiculous.
 
2012-01-30 09:52:45 PM
How can a supposedly reputable news site misspell vodak so many times? Don't they have spellcheck?
 
2012-01-30 10:12:58 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-01-30 10:17:26 PM
When I was 17, I would have hit that like the fist of an angry god. I've done MUCH worse in my life. Much better, too (still don't know how I got the wife, 'cos she's pretty hot).
 
2012-01-30 10:31:24 PM
Schultz?

I know nothing!
 
2012-01-30 10:49:49 PM
I'd throw in a couple of doobies... you know, to set the mood.
 
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2012-01-30 11:58:26 PM
Do not want.
 
2012-01-30 11:58:46 PM
AlwaysRightBoy: I'd throw in a couple of doobies... you know, to set the mood.

Ok, that tips the scale.
 
2012-01-31 12:24:46 AM
Okay, now wait. Four teen guys, ages ranging from 16 to18, show up at her house and ask her if she wants to do shots with them. After drinking, two guys leave, and the other two go into her bedroom to sleep in her bed. She lays between them and offers sex, but they say no. I'm thinking these guys were more interested in each other.

In my mid to late teens, if I'm doing vodak shots with my 25 year old teacher, and then she starts fondling me, the only reason I might say no to sex is because I just finished. And, at that age, that would only be cause for a momentary pause.
 
2012-01-31 12:32:34 AM
Podmore: Okay, now wait. Four teen guys, ages ranging from 16 to18, show up at her house and ask her if she wants to do shots with them. After drinking, two guys leave, and the other two go into her bedroom to sleep in her bed. She lays between them and offers sex, but they say no. I'm thinking these guys were more interested in each other.

I'm thinking you have reading difficulties. One refused.
 
2012-01-31 12:35:36 AM
Relatively Obscure: Podmore: Okay, now wait. Four teen guys, ages ranging from 16 to18, show up at her house and ask her if she wants to do shots with them. After drinking, two guys leave, and the other two go into her bedroom to sleep in her bed. She lays between them and offers sex, but they say no. I'm thinking these guys were more interested in each other.

I'm thinking you have reading difficulties. One refused.


Okay, so just one of them was gay then?
 
2012-01-31 01:09:58 AM
AbbeySomeone: Screwing a 17 year old boy is a felony sexual assault? Rigoddamndiculous.

I think it may be if you are a teacher at their school, regardless of age. It has something to do with exploiting a position of authority.
 
2012-01-31 01:10:32 AM
Podmore: Relatively Obscure: Podmore: Okay, now wait. Four teen guys, ages ranging from 16 to18, show up at her house and ask her if she wants to do shots with them. After drinking, two guys leave, and the other two go into her bedroom to sleep in her bed. She lays between them and offers sex, but they say no. I'm thinking these guys were more interested in each other.

I'm thinking you have reading difficulties. One refused.

Okay, so just one of them was gay then?


Or just not attracted to manatees. Even when I was 17 I wouldn't have had sex with that slug.
 
2012-01-31 01:10:43 AM
Hmm, we only get the headshot. She might have some giant knockers swingin' around down there, we just don't know.
 
2012-01-31 01:12:14 AM
ok, so how did the police found out?
 
2012-01-31 01:13:22 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk


Not a great beauty, to be sure, but not really ugly either. Just plain. And I bet the body is doughy in an under-cooked bread kind of way. Doughy and pale, which is to say; "English".

/Maybe, if the room was dark enough.
 
2012-01-31 01:14:25 AM
Why the long face? This your first booking? I bet you'd look just darling it you'd only smile!
 
2012-01-31 01:14:37 AM
shouldn't most of these teachers know by now that high school students aren't going to keep their mouths shut?

although.. I wonder how often this shiat happens and we dont hear about it, because they actually do.
 
2012-01-31 01:15:16 AM
FTA When the teens left her home after an overnight stay she allegedly told them if they were seen to tell people they were looking after a dog.

That was the best excuse she could think of? It's teachers like these that are the reason for our education problems.
 
2012-01-31 01:15:26 AM
I'd watch.
 
2012-01-31 01:16:32 AM
Teen Wolf Blitzer: Hmm, we only get the headshot. She might have some giant knockers swingin' around down there, we just don't know.

i107.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-31 01:16:58 AM
Let's see, I'm a 16 year-old with some vodak in my head and I'm offered sex by a woman that's fondling me.

I'd say yes, even if I'm spent.
 
2012-01-31 01:17:29 AM
Frowny fat girl gets drunk with four guys only a few years younger who show up unannounced at her house. She was probably lonely and starved for attention. If anyone should be charged with something, it should be them (but no one should be charged with anything).
 
2012-01-31 01:19:03 AM
I'd tap it after a nice big bottle of vodak, when I wouldn't remember shiat.

/Grey Goose Vodak gets ya loose
 
2012-01-31 01:20:57 AM
Little.Alex: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x357]


Not a great beauty, to be sure, but not really ugly either. Just plain. And I bet the body is doughy in an under-cooked bread kind of way. Doughy and pale, which is to say; "English".

/Maybe, if the room was dark enough.


Remember, it's North Dakota. Probably the best they've got going up there in the middle of winter.
 
2012-01-31 01:23:01 AM
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That is what as known as, "my type". Do want.
 
2012-01-31 01:24:30 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com

You haz my picher. Whar u get my picher?
 
2012-01-31 01:25:14 AM
That's a depressing mugshot.

I wonder how many mugshots in existance are with that face - you know, The "this is the shiattiest day of my life" expression.
 
2012-01-31 01:25:47 AM
Argh, forgot this:

/likes 'em round, and big
 
2012-01-31 01:26:30 AM
brandnewchair: shouldn't most of these teachers know by now that high school students aren't going to keep their mouths shut?

although.. I wonder how often this shiat happens and we dont hear about it, because they actually do.


I knew of at least 3 kids in my graduating class who were getting extra credit. Male and female teachers though. Back then it never got posted on facebook or texts or anything like that, but everyone knew. And no one cared beyond an upset girlfriend/boyfriend and an 'attaboy' slap on the arm. For the life of me, I never understood how parents never found out. Other teachers knew.

Simpler times. Simpler times.
 
2012-01-31 01:28:22 AM
maybe the second guy didn't get enough of the vodak in him? and north dakota? isn't that where Little House on the Prairie was set at? they all looked homely back then according to Ms. Ingalls Wilder


/i mean hell look at Mrs. Olsen
 
2012-01-31 01:28:38 AM
CrispFlows: That's a depressing mugshot.

I wonder how many mugshots in existance are with that face - you know, The "this is the shiattiest day of my life" expression.


That's the look of realization that its going to a lot worse before it gets any better.
 
2012-01-31 01:29:46 AM
That's a 9 in Farker standards, subby.

/5 in mine
 
2012-01-31 01:34:53 AM
Begoggle: That's a 9 in Farker standards, subby.

/5 in mine


In all honesty I bet she knows how to suck a dick and make an omellette.
 
2012-01-31 01:37:39 AM
i9.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-31 01:39:43 AM
At 17, I'd have hit that so hard, king of England, yada yada...

Hell, I'd hit that now given the chance, but meh... Mrs Arcturus would have something to say about it though...

If they showed up are her place, with the vodak initially, then 2 of the kids stayed because they knew they were to fu*ked up to go home, then that sounds a lot like entrapment... Or regret on their part...
 
2012-01-31 01:43:34 AM
Little.Alex: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x357]


Not a great beauty, to be sure, but not really ugly either. Just plain. And I bet the body is doughy in an under-cooked bread kind of way. Doughy and pale, which is to say; "English".

/Maybe, if the room was dark enough.


Hell no. Oh HELL no.

She's not from England, she's from North Dakota. That's got heifer written all over it.
 
2012-01-31 01:45:25 AM
Arcturus72: At 17, I'd have hit that so hard, king of England, yada yada...

Hell, I'd hit that now given the chance, but meh... Mrs Arcturus would have something to say about it though...

If they showed up are her place, with the vodak initially, then 2 of the kids stayed because they knew they were to fu*ked up to go home, then that sounds a lot like entrapment... Or regret on their part...


Or "rape". Not "rape rape" just plain old "rape".
 
2012-01-31 01:49:11 AM
So she wanted a sammich? It looks to me like she's didn't need it.

/no sharp knees there I tells ya
 
2012-01-31 01:49:45 AM
four95: Little.Alex: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x357]


Not a great beauty, to be sure, but not really ugly either. Just plain. And I bet the body is doughy in an under-cooked bread kind of way. Doughy and pale, which is to say; "English".

/Maybe, if the room was dark enough.

Hell no. Oh HELL no.

She's not from England, she's from North Dakota. That's got heifer written all over it.



You say, "Hell No, she's a heifer". But what if she was a sexy heifer?

www.postersplease.com
 
2012-01-31 01:50:20 AM
Both of them of age, went to her place, had some fun. OK, She's no beauty, BUT....I'd have done it and done it and done it and....NOT bragged.
Of course, my first was at 14 with a 19 yr old in her shower.....

OK...she was a hot (and I mean HOT) slut...(sorry, no pic)

I mean really, WTF?

NOT A CRIME!
 
2012-01-31 01:56:53 AM
Arcturus72: At 17, I'd have hit that so hard, king of England, yada yada....

Even without the vodak?

Do you like wildlife documentaries? The ones on manatees, hippos and elephants?
 
2012-01-31 02:11:13 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-01-31 02:14:49 AM
I still want to nail Paula Abdul.
 
2012-01-31 02:14:50 AM
i70.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-31 02:21:22 AM
When I was in college, one of my dorm mates was Korean and struggled speaking English. We were drinking in my room, and he motioned silently for another student to hand him the vodka. That guy said, "Come on, Chang. You can say vodka-- just say 'duck'". For some reason (probably the vodka) that was the funniest thing any of us had ever heard.

/vodak
 
2012-01-31 02:25:01 AM
just what the hell is it?
(where were these teachers when i was 17?)
 
2012-01-31 02:33:08 AM
That would take a lot of vodka.

Do not want.
 
2012-01-31 02:44:44 AM
I've been enjoying vodak tonight.

Yes. Yes, I would.
 
2012-01-31 02:49:43 AM
17 with a bit o russian water? Mayhaps. Now, there's not enough in the world to go back to a girl like that.

/probably bite my pecker off thinking it was a bratwurst...
 
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