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An elephant in Amsterdam's zoo has made history after vets fit her with jumbo-sized contact lens. Win Thida sees what you did there
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dahmers love zombie
2012-01-30 10:18:07 PM
Can she spot extraneous apostrophes?
farkingismybusiness
2012-01-30 11:59:29 PM
At least she won't forget to take them out at night.
JasonOfOrillia
2012-01-31 12:00:58 AM
Better 1, better 2? Better 1, better 2? Better 1, better 3?
Hector Remarkable
2012-01-31 12:03:47 AM
Approves.
wildsnowllama
2012-01-31 12:04:18 AM
NOBODY MOVE!! I LOST MY LE-*trips on lens* UHHH!
DeadMouseTails
2012-01-31 12:16:54 AM
Can you imagine the size of the saline solution bottle?
Marcintosh
2012-01-31 12:28:10 AM
DeadMouseTails
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Can you imagine the size of the saline solution bottle?
garden hose
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves
2012-01-31 12:43:12 AM
How the elephant got in her pajamas I have no idea.
Dolfin
2012-01-31 12:49:47 AM
call me when she needs a vaginal exam.
platedlizard
2012-01-31 03:35:07 AM
Hope they moisturize her eyes first thing in the morning. When I needed a contact for a similar injury the damn thing would dry out over night (in my eye) and hurt like a biatch until I took a shower.
Isildur
2012-01-31 03:44:44 AM
Very cool that they were able too pull this off
brianbankerus
2012-01-31 04:44:53 AM
JasonOfOrillia
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Better 1, better 2? Better 1, better 2? Better 1, better 3?
Show me 2 again... 2, wait.
You cracked me up, brilliant.
HideMonkey
2012-01-31 06:01:06 AM
brianbankerus
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JasonOfOrillia: Better 1, better 2? Better 1, better 2? Better 1, better 3?
Show me 2 again... 2, wait.
You cracked me up, brilliant.
I don't know! I don't know! It's TOO MUCH PRESSURE!
brianbankerus
2012-01-31 06:10:37 AM
HideMonkey
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I don't know! I don't know! It's TOO MUCH PRESSURE!
I don't know, show me three again.
Got Lasik 2+years ago (wavefront, the best kind at the time, likely still) and I'm still correcting to better than 20/20. Eyes are dry as shiat, but I can finally wear sunglasses, walk outside in the rain, and swim. I could only see about 2-3 inches before. Was like -7, if that means anything.
Radak
2012-01-31 08:34:55 AM
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I can finally wear sunglasses, walk outside in the rain, and swim. I could only see about 2-3 inches before. Was like -7, if that means anything.
It means it was too cold to be swimming anyway. *badumtiss*
Mad-n-FL
2012-01-31 08:37:30 AM
Any one else notice she was patching the Dutch elephant on the left hand side?
brianbankerus
2012-01-31 08:51:07 AM
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brianbankerus: I can finally wear sunglasses, walk outside in the rain, and swim. I could only see about 2-3 inches before. Was like -7, if that means anything.
It means it was too cold to be swimming anyway. *badumtiss*
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Grand_Theft_Audio
2012-01-31 10:08:38 AM
I think they missed out on their chance to create a hipster elephant.
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