Yes.

Well, the word was originally a slur for lesbians, so... yes.

The last part from that page was even better:

The 50-year-old says she kept screaming for help and for someone to call 911. Kossow was soon joined by a security guard and a homeless man. When Kossow caught up to the thief, she grabbed him and said, "God wants you to give me my wallet." But the thief escaped her grip and slipped away again. Kossow and her crew eventually cornered him in an alley, and she got her wallet back... As for the thief, he has been charged with felony theft and is in jail on $100,000 bond.

Maybe I missed that being greenlit before, but that's pretty awesome.

Wouldn't the female version of a douchebag be a penis pump?

/seriously this biatch is a biatch to the highest degree...I'm just wonder if it'd be like that
//Who does that?!

Can a woman be a douchebag?


This was a question to someone ?

Staged for publicity? Either that or she's a super douche.

Well, he couldn't really enjoy the Superbowl while worrying about cancer, could he? What if he started bleeding or something?

*trending now*

So she's available?

If he doesn't out her, I'm calling viral.

/why the hell does anyone want twitter followers?

FloydA: Subby, I believe the adjective is "Gingrinchian."
HTH

Done in three

I would say flaming douchenozzel. Because the nozzel is the truly gross part.

Civil action.

She sounds shallow so probably easy. Some guys like a challenge. Not me.

I don't know which is worse, bladder cancer having to sit through a halftime show. Most of them suck complete balls.

/OK bladder cancer is worse but not by much when it is Bon Jovi or some crap after you spent 8k
//Hope Mr. Elia gets better and gets a new chick that isn't a douchebag

No wonder spouse abuse skyrockets during the superbowl.

JWideman: Well, the word was originally a slur for lesbians, so... yes.

The earliest written examples (50s-60s) appear to be guys calling other guys douchebags. Where do you get your lesbian theory from?

at the risk of sounding like a total ass.. unless youve been with someone who has been diagnosed with cancer or been in serious accident, you seriously dont know how stressful it is to the partner. it is just as scary to the partner as it is for the victim. both want the situation to go away, but only one has the ability to make it do so. some of them decide to make it go away and have life return to normal. it is hwrd to fault them if you seriously understand the situations.

Dickpump.

I have a feminist friend who insists that calling a woman a c*nt or b*tch is a BAD thing and the majority of the time I agree but in an extreme situation I couldn't call a woman an a$$hole; the c-word or b-word would just feel more natural. Is that wrong? Of course you could get into the propriety of any gender based slur but, while gender inequality has terrible effect, there are differences between the sexes and we can go too far in trying to deny this.

Of course I have no problem calling men or women d-bags. I don't know why that is given its gender specific origin.

jingks: JWideman: Well, the word was originally a slur for lesbians, so... yes.

The earliest written examples (50s-60s) appear to be guys calling other guys douchebags. Where do you get your lesbian theory from?

Also seems that OED defined it as "an unattractive co-ed" (1967).

poe_zlaw: at the risk of sounding like a total ass.. unless youve been with someone who has been diagnosed with cancer or been in serious accident, you seriously dont know how stressful it is to the partner. it is just as scary to the partner as it is for the victim. both want the situation to go away, but only one has the ability to make it do so. some of them decide to make it go away and have life return to normal. it is hwrd to fault them if you seriously understand the situations.

Self-absorbed coont is self-absorbed.

poe_zlaw: at the risk of sounding like a total ass.. unless youve been with someone who has been diagnosed with cancer or been in serious accident, you seriously dont know how stressful it is to the partner. it is just as scary to the partner as it is for the victim. both want the situation to go away, but only one has the ability to make it do so. some of them decide to make it go away and have life return to normal. it is hwrd to fault them if you seriously understand the situations.

all you had to say after was 'but asking for super bowl tickets after the fact is a douche move and fark the coont for it' and you'd be fine.

Demetrius: Nothin' that a surprise punchkick to the box won't solve.

With a follow-up shove.

JasonOfOrillia: I have a feminist friend who insists that calling a woman a c*nt or b*tch is a BAD thing and the majority of the time I agree but in an extreme situation I couldn't call a woman an a$$hole; the c-word or b-word would just feel more natural. Is that wrong? Of course you could get into the propriety of any gender based slur but, while gender inequality has terrible effect, there are differences between the sexes and we can go too far in trying to deny this.

Of course I have no problem calling men or women d-bags. I don't know why that is given its gender specific origin.

I think it's just a case of English gender usage in language. Many other languages have whole classes of nouns that are masculine and feminine. We have a few, and those are a some of them.

I'm not a twittering math genius, but is there any way for him to monetize followers? If not, I'd say this guy is a pretty big douche to give away $8,000 for a few twitter followers.


/1% problems
//probably has to be at chemo in 26 minutes
///It's ok to make that joke because he has a very good chance of making it

OK, who registered it? Out yourself!

Flragnararch: poe_zlaw: at the risk of sounding like a total ass.. unless youve been with someone who has been diagnosed with cancer or been in serious accident, you seriously dont know how stressful it is to the partner. it is just as scary to the partner as it is for the victim. both want the situation to go away, but only one has the ability to make it do so. some of them decide to make it go away and have life return to normal. it is hwrd to fault them if you seriously understand the situations.

all you had to say after was 'but asking for super bowl tickets after the fact is a douche move and fark the coont for it' and you'd be fine.

No, the first bit was completely douchey. If you run away every time life tosses a curveball at you, well then, you're a douche.