Zuloaga-Campuzano told officers he went to sleep so he wouldn't hurt anyone, police reported. Asked to submit to a breath test, he refused, asking, "What's the point? I know I'm drunk," according to a police report.

Sounds like a smart drunk to me

The Arstocrat!

I wonder if he asked to use the bathroom. A buddy of mine was arrested in New Orleans for drunk and disorderly years ago and they wouldn't let him go to the bathroom, so he pissed himself. Then they charged him for that, too.

The Aristocrats fart in your general direction.

Police are funny. My buddy got wasted and taken into custody. When they were taking his fingerprints he made a sudden move so 3 cops tased him. The voltage traveled through his body into a cop knocking the officer out. He was charged with felony assault because of that.

My sis got a DUI or three so was well known to the cops in our old neighborhood. So when one of them recognized her months later and searched her purse (with her permission), he wanted to know why she had "burglary tools" in her handbag. She had no clue what he was talking about until he pulled out a screwdriver. She looked at with a totally straight face and said "you never know when you'll need a screwdriver".

Thank gods someone tried to rob the McD's or we probably both would have been arrested.

/it was for assembling a bookcase
//a drunk with a screwdriver does not a good burglar make

skinink: The Arstocrat!

Dogdamnit....

Relevance of describing an SUV vs just simply mentioning vehicle?

According to statistics, he is likely to have two kids and at least one brother or sister.

He treated the floor better than it deserved.