Ironically I bet every single arresting officer is a devout Christian.

If he comes back the next night, does that mean the home is re-possessed?

That's not Family Guy balls of chin, but it's up there.

Possessed is fine, so long as it doesn't have a death curse.

Clearly he was right.... the house was possessed.

He's pretty lucky it was possessed by someone who dislikes DIP SHIATS yelling on their front porch.... as opposed to it being possessed by someone who is a member of NRA.

The power of Christ compelled him?

Too much LDS.

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HA!

Freaked me the fark out as a kid. I slept with my head under the covers for weeks after this.

Tony_Pepperoni: Land o lakes jail?

Has anyone told Paula Deen about this sweet, buttery jail?

Of course his eyes are red. That's one of the more obvious symptoms of zephyrilis. Along with morbid obesity and insanity, of course.

"Portz, of 5140 Counselor Drive in Zephyrhills, was arrested on a charge of disorderly conduct and taken to the Land O'Lakes jail"
quick , someone hand this man a biscuit!!!!

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Freaked me the fark out as a kid. I slept with my head under the covers for weeks after this.

What's that from?? Anybody know?

mc_madness: 9beers: [i8.photobucket.com image 400x267]

Freaked me the fark out as a kid. I slept with my head under the covers for weeks after this.

What's that from?? Anybody know?

Amityville.

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Freaked me the fark out as a kid. I slept with my head under the covers for weeks after this.

What's that from?? Anybody know?

Original 70s Amityville Horror. I think any future DVD/BRD editions should come with a genuine piece of scenery chewed by James Brolin.

Still have nightmares from this episode of Night Gallery.

Thanks... So what do the pair of red eyes represent? A demon?

Maybe the guy was from the mortgage company and meant "repossessed".

Confabulat: mc_madness: Thanks... So what do the pair of red eyes represent? A demon?

I read the book as a kid, and no, it's as the headline references, a creepy red-eyed pig. There are lots of flies too for some reason.

Thanks again. Can't see a pig being scarier than the "It" clown though...

gblive: Maybe the guy was from the mortgage company and meant "repossessed".


He meant what he said.

Feel free to inquire what this one is from.

Oh, and:

"You son of a biatch! You moved the cemetery, but you left the bodies, didn't you? You son of a biatch, you left the bodies and you only moved the headstones! You-only-moved-the-headstones! Why? *Why*?"

mc_madness: Thanks... So what do the pair of red eyes represent? A demon?

Like the headline says, a red eyed pig. The daughter in the Amityville Horror had an imaginary friend named Jodi, a demonic pig-like creature with glowing red eyes.

Confabulat: And it was billed as "A TRUE STORY" and I think some people believe it is real to this day.

George and Kathy Lutz took a lie detector test and both passed. Not saying that I believe any of it but it's a hell of a thing to have to people who are lying both pass.

A panicked pig-eyed Portz portends Pandæmonium!

the house is possessed, that is how he explains why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

Dude's got a bad case of hairy chin balls

Well apparently nobody has claimed that the house isn't possessed.

For a moment I read that as "Baffled homeowner finds his porch at 2:30 AM screaming that his house is possessed.", and I thought "Well, that porch may have a point there.".

9beers: Confabulat: And it was billed as "A TRUE STORY" and I think some people believe it is real to this day.

George and Kathy Lutz took a lie detector test and both passed. Not saying that I believe any of it but it's a hell of a thing to have to people who are lying both pass.

Dude, they managed to fool the polygraph on Mythbusters by doing little more than googling "how to beat the lie detector" and trying the suggestions one by one. "They passed the polygraph" don't mean shiat.

Was it this guy?


If so, you might want to listen.

Haunted house bonus:

Lachwen: 9beers: Confabulat: And it was billed as "A TRUE STORY" and I think some people believe it is real to this day.

George and Kathy Lutz took a lie detector test and both passed. Not saying that I believe any of it but it's a hell of a thing to have to people who are lying both pass.

Dude, they managed to fool the polygraph on Mythbusters by doing little more than googling "how to beat the lie detector" and trying the suggestions one by one. "They passed the polygraph" don't mean shiat.

i have true crime TV playing in the background way too much. have learned if police like a suspect polygraph results are irrelevant. if he failed he's guilty. if it's inconclusive he's lying, and he's guilty. if he passes he has an answer for everything, and he's guilty.
lawyers are expensive but sometimes they're worth it.

Relax. It's Bank of America's new "Jobs for Ghosts" program. They're hiring high ecto-presence deceased to do the initial survey and assessment for houses facing foreclosure. Because phantasms can move through and between walls, they are uniquely suited for finding problems with houses, such as structural issues, wiring and plumbing problems, and termite or other pest infestations. Once the condition of the house is reported back to the bank, the ghost will leave and you probably won't see him until the house is (wait for it) repossessed..

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Dude's got a bad case of hairy chin balls

Damn, Rex Ryan sure has hit the skids after his shiatty season with the Jets.

I wonder what possessed him to do that?

mark625: Of course his eyes are red. That's one of the more obvious symptoms of zephyrilis. Along with morbid obesity and insanity, of course.

My folks are retired and living in Dade City. Their community is gated, which as the son of 80 year-old parents gives me some comfort, especially after doing a few shopping runs for them in Zephyrillis. I grew up in the Midwest surrounded by some bumpkins, but that area of Florida is the leading edge of Idiocracy.