It's Not News It's Fark.com
Real news. Real funny
Log In
|
Sign Up »
Login
Password
Forgot password?
X
Fark
TotalFark
my
Fark
About/FArQ
Contests
Store
Contact Us
Mobile
Search:
Password
Login
Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience.
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
Main
Sports
Business
Geek
Entertainment
Politics
Video
Religious leaders falling over themselves in scramble to excommunicate philosopher who's building a temple to atheism
(
dailymail.co.uk
)
405
More:
Sad
,
art museums
,
first floors
,
St Paul's Cathedral
,
Gothic
,
Richard Dawkins
,
temples
,
planning permission
• • •
16724
clicks; posted to
Main »
on
31 Jan 2012
at
12:38 AM
|
Favorite
| share:
more»
|
shirt it!
Share this link:
URL:
http://fk.cm/go/6911829
Bookmark:
URL:
http://fk.cm/6911829
Bookmark:
Article
Comments
close
405 Comments
(
+0 »
)
Paginated (50/page)
Single page
Single page, reversed
Normal view
Change images to links
Show raw HTML
Show posts from ignored users
View Voting Results:
Smartest
and
Funniest
First
|
«
|
1
|
2
|
3
|
4
|
5
|
6
|
7
|
8
|
9
|
»
|
Last
|
Show all
manwithplanx
2012-01-30 09:28:47 PM
Religious leaders
Daily Mail falling over themselves in scramble to
excommunicate philosopher who's building temple to atheism
claim Atheism is everything wrong with the world
FTF
Subby
mamoru
2012-01-30 09:30:05 PM
Botton is an idiot and his idea to build atheist temples is stupid.
However, the author of TFA is also an idiot. For example:
'atheist philosopher' is an oxymoron. One can be either an atheist or a philosopher, not both.
Which he then defends with a "No True Scotsman" fallacy. And, there is a lot more stupid in the article. :-/
/atheist
shivashakti
2012-01-30 09:39:40 PM
mamoru
:
'atheist philosopher' is an oxymoron. One can be either an atheist or a philosopher, not both.
That's just insane.
FlashHarry
2012-01-30 09:45:53 PM
Perhaps they tacitly agree with me, though they'll never admit this, that 'atheist philosopher' is an oxymoron.
wow, that smells like total farking bullshiat.
vossiewulf
2012-01-30 10:04:08 PM
he'll find temples to atheism aplenty. They are the eyesores that disfigure our cities' skylines, the pickled animals in our art museums, the nasty warrens of our council estates, the gangs of empty-eyed youths harassing our neighbourhoods
Yeah, well obviously back in earlier centuries in Europe where religion was basically universal, there certainly was absolutely
no
poverty or crime. There are in fact way more poor per capita now then there were then, and they commit significantly more crime, when they aren't dying of starvation or spreading disease. Indeed, this is indisputable.
RedPhoenix122
2012-01-30 10:27:29 PM
This is a horrible idea. Mostly since I don't believe atheists should take their cues from other religions. What's next, going door to door, handing out blank sheets of paper? Seriously, I don't think atheists need a building to go to once a week to compare clothes.
I think the idea that you have to go to any building to worship a God is retarded anyway. If God is everywhere, can't I worship anywhere? Or does looking up at a hypocrite telling me what not to do while he does it make the religious experience more devout?
/Not atheist
//Also not religious
Somacandra
2012-01-30 10:44:53 PM
Wow--rarely does one come across an entire opinion piece so expertly blending 3 major fallacies:
1)
"No True Scotsman"
2)
"Begging the Question" and
3)
"Poisoning the Well." Bravo to the
Daily Fail
. Bravo indeed.
Somacandra
2012-01-30 10:47:02 PM
RedPhoenix122
:
If God is everywhere, can't I worship anywhere?
A lot of religious people can and do worship anywhere and everywhere: Muslims, Buddhists, Pagans, Jews, Christians, Hindus and others too. People aren't usually prohibited from praying or worshipping outside a temple. Usually this is encouraged.
RedPhoenix122
2012-01-30 10:51:39 PM
Somacandra
:
A lot of religious people can and do worship anywhere and everywhere: Muslims, Buddhists, Pagans, Jews, Christians, Hindus and others too. People aren't usually prohibited from praying or worshipping outside a temple. Usually this is encouraged.
But why would it matter? What's the significance of the building? And why does it need stained glass? Seriously, that shiat is EXPENSIVE.
muck4doo
2012-01-30 11:20:38 PM
RedPhoenix122
:
Somacandra: A lot of religious people can and do worship anywhere and everywhere: Muslims, Buddhists, Pagans, Jews, Christians, Hindus and others too. People aren't usually prohibited from praying or worshipping outside a temple. Usually this is encouraged.
But why would it matter? What's the significance of the building? And why does it need stained glass? Seriously, that shiat is EXPENSIVE.
It's so they can have fellowship with others of the same beliefs. Kind of like the politics tab here is for lefties, and the religious threads are here for atheists.
Three Crooked Squirrels
2012-01-30 11:22:55 PM
I'm on a mobile or I'd link, but click on author's name for a link to his other articles. He's a lesser known version of some guy that raped and murdered a girl back in 1990.
Lionel Mandrake
2012-01-30 11:40:43 PM
Perhaps they tacitly agree with me, though they'll never admit this, that 'atheist philosopher' is an oxymoron. One can be either an atheist or a philosopher, not both.
This dude's been putting more than just incense in his censer.
Bevets
2012-01-30 11:41:21 PM
It's time atheists had their own versions of the great churches and cathedrals. ~
Alain de Botton
Hence, Huxley saw the need to found his own church, and evolution was the ideal cornerstone. It offered a story of origins, one that (thanks to progress) puts humans at the center and top and that could even provide moral messages. The philosopher Herbert Spencer was a great help here. He was ever ready to urge his fellow Victorians that the way to true virtue lies through progress, which comes from promoting a struggle in society as well as in biology--a laissez-faire socioeconomic philosophy. Thus, evolution had its commandments no less than did Christianity. And so Huxley preached evolution-as-world-view at working men's clubs, from the podia during presidential addresses, and in debates with clerics--notably Samuel Wilberforce, Bishop of Oxford. He even aided the founding of new
cathedrals of evolution
, stuffed with displays of dinosaurs newly discovered in the American West. Except, of course, these halls of worship were better known as natural history museums. ~ Michael Ruse
Finally people who do not collect stamps will have a building to hold weekly meetings.
jso2897
2012-01-31 12:41:58 AM
**wtfamireading?.jpg
Marine1
2012-01-31 12:42:05 AM
I'm so confused that I don't know where to begin.
Not gonna touch this one.
/you can now resume your "my belief is better than yours" thread
//or lack of belief
///whatever
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves
2012-01-31 12:42:21 AM
I thought we already had a giant temple to atheism. It's called reality.
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2012-01-31 12:44:57 AM
How long before someone establishes a Church of Atheism? Complete with tales of the almighty Douche who founded the teachings? Perhaps some type of sacred atheist text as well?
Jackson Herring
2012-01-31 12:45:50 AM
Guy in the article is an idiot, but holy shiat the Daily Mail can continue choking on all dicks past future and present for all eternity:
I suggest Mr de Botton do the same just about anywhere in the West -- he'll find temples to atheism aplenty. They are the eyesores that disfigure our cities' skylines, the pickled animals in our art museums, the nasty warrens of our council estates, the gangs of empty-eyed youths harassing our neighbourhoods.
Forgot_my_password_again
2012-01-31 12:45:52 AM
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves
:
I thought we already had a giant temple to atheism. It's called reality.
don't break your arm patting yourself on the back.
untaken_name
2012-01-31 12:46:11 AM
Go to the temple, preach the doctrine, and heap scorn on the nonbeliever...but atheism isn't a religion, no, no.
Marine1
2012-01-31 12:46:55 AM
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves
:
I thought we already had a giant temple to atheism. It's called reality.
That's one crappy temple, bro.
jso2897
2012-01-31 12:47:54 AM
untaken_name
:
Go to the temple, preach the doctrine, and heap scorn on the nonbeliever...but atheism isn't a religion, no, no.
Nope. And that dog still only has four legs, too.
Anenu
2012-01-31 12:48:27 AM
I was going to build a temple to atheism once but since i decided that all the trappings and symbolism where unimportant where the belief is lack of a belief i decided to focus on only the necessary things and the end result looked like an average house in the suburbs.
farkingismybusiness
2012-01-31 12:49:00 AM
I found a Daily Mail stock photo of an atheist.
Krazikarl
2012-01-31 12:49:16 AM
What did I just read?
I mean, I kind of saw some stupid coming - any time you see somebody say "Just to be clear, some of my best friends are gay/black/atheist..." you know that something stupid is about to be said...but I was still floored by the sheer stupidity of that article.
Krieghund
2012-01-31 12:49:30 AM
Don't forget the author's Eurocentrism!
Romanesque and Gothic cathedrals are the most beautiful and awe-inspiring buildings in the world, Mr Botton, because they were animated by the most beautiful and awe-inspiring idea.
Also, since I don't see anyone decrying the UK spending money on this, I assume Mr. Bottom is spending his own money or money he has raised. So why does the author think he has a say?
Jixa
2012-01-31 12:50:59 AM
/oblig
Cerpin Taxt
2012-01-31 12:51:12 AM
FTFA:
For anyone trying to understand the complexity of life at ground level only will inevitably travel a maze of blind alleys, eventually finding himself at an intellectual dead end.
Yeah, if you're not willing to fill in the answers to the really hard questions with the magical philosophical wild card called "god," then you're not a real philosopher.
mamoru
2012-01-31 12:51:25 AM
farkingismybusiness
:
I found a Daily Mail stock photo of an atheist.
What an inaccurate representation! No true atheist would ever eat a baby that is still wearing its diaper.
/slow roasted in honey-barbecue is the way to go
//teriyaki is also acceptable
Gothnet
2012-01-31 12:51:28 AM
Farking wow.
That Daily Fail article didn't even try to be give the tiniest hint of a whisper of an allusion to an illusion of objectivity!
The man can stuff his atheist temples up his Botton too, but that's about the worst journalism I've ever read.
rubi_con_man
2012-01-31 12:51:48 AM
mamoru
:
Botton is an idiot and his idea to build atheist temples is stupid.
Actually, As a Confirmed, Practicing Catholic, I really have to disagree with you.
As long as atheism is a personal belief system (or disbelief system) it will be something to be scorned or ridiculed. If you want to put your faith in Man or in the Universe, That's okay. Build your own temples, make your own songs. Glory in what one of y'all called "the greatest show on earth" and be part of it.
a previous poster mentioned fellowship - which is important no matter what it's based on. The ability and setting in which you can build community and pass on traditions and feel 'at home' and 'shelter from the storm'.
Frankly, the dissent about all this shows that for
some
many atheists, their atheism isn't anything positive. It's not a discovery of the 'reality' of our world without mysticism or theology - It's a way to be mean to other fellow human beings, call them names and generally feel superior.
And who the fark wants to build a temple to 'being an arsehole' ?
SquiggelyGrounders
2012-01-31 12:52:15 AM
/atheist
//should be a museum
madgonad
2012-01-31 12:52:28 AM
First, the writer is an idiot. Philosophy was the original option to religion.
Second, there are plenty of athiest temples. From the simple, like Walden to the ludicrously complex like the ISS. They are all around us.
Slartibartfaster
2012-01-31 12:54:37 AM
"In fact, they are so wise that they usually steer clear of matters philosophical, concentrating instead on things like politics, art, law or social commentary"
wow
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2012-01-31 12:54:48 AM
Ya know, I'm almost claim that the opposite of the writer's contention is true: that you can't be a thiest and a philosopher.
Really Descartes!? I'm supposed to take.anything you say seriously after your "ontological proof"!?
untaken_name
2012-01-31 12:55:10 AM
jso2897
:
untaken_name: Go to the temple, preach the doctrine, and heap scorn on the nonbeliever...but atheism isn't a religion, no, no.
Nope. And that dog still only has four legs, too.
My dog has three legs. I am a better person than you because I adopted a three-legged dog. Even though I only did it because it cracks me up when he runs.
Gothnet
2012-01-31 12:56:05 AM
Jixa
:
[upload.wikimedia.org image 352x264]
/oblig
Brought to you by the Spacepope!
flamingboar
2012-01-31 12:56:11 AM
By this time tomorrow, this thread will have turned derpy and have 500 comments.
My religion said so!
mamoru
2012-01-31 12:56:13 AM
rubi_con_man
:
Actually, As a Confirmed, Practicing Catholic, I really have to disagree with you.
And, as a secular humanist, I have to disagree with you. There are far better things that could be done with the money required to build this temple... things that could greatly enrich the community, promote fellowship, and bring meaningful changes to many people's lives. The proposed temple to Atheism that Button wants to build doesn't do any such thing.
Now, it's his money and he can do as he pleases. I'm not trying to stop him. I'm just opining that it is a stupid idea. ;)
logruszed
2012-01-31 12:56:19 AM
mamoru
:
Botton is an idiot and his idea to build atheist temples is stupid.
However, the author of TFA is also an idiot. For example: 'atheist philosopher' is an oxymoron.
One can be either an atheist or a philosopher, not both.
Which he then defends with a "No True Scotsman" fallacy. And, there is a lot more stupid in the article. :-/
/atheist
Now a more accurate example of a either/or scenario is: One can either be right or they can be you.
FubarBDilligaf
2012-01-31 12:58:09 AM
mamoru
:
Botton is an idiot and his idea to build atheist temples is stupid.
However, the author of TFA is also an idiot. For example: 'atheist philosopher' is an oxymoron. One can be either an atheist or a philosopher, not both.
Which he then defends with a "No True Scotsman" fallacy. And, there is a lot more stupid in the article. :-/
/atheist
I think you are being a bit kind to the author. That is well beyond stupid.
/theist
JRoo
2012-01-31 12:58:45 AM
I'm an apatheist.
I don't really care about God or religion or it's lack thereof.
mamoru
2012-01-31 12:58:49 AM
logruszed
:
Now a more accurate example of a either/or scenario is: One can either be right or they can be you.
Is you post directed at me or at the article's author? The words you highlighted suggests the latter, but the full quoting of the post suggests the former.
/in case you didn't notice, those were the author's words and I called him an idiot for saying them
SquiggelyGrounders
2012-01-31 12:59:18 AM
mamoru
:
rubi_con_man: Actually, As a Confirmed, Practicing Catholic, I really have to disagree with you.
And, as a secular humanist, I have to disagree with you. There are far better things that could be done with the money required to build this temple... things that could greatly enrich the community, promote fellowship, and bring meaningful changes to many people's lives. The proposed temple to Atheism that Button wants to build doesn't do any such thing.
Now, it's his money and he can do as he pleases. I'm not trying to stop him. I'm just opining that it is a stupid idea. ;)
Indeed, do we need an atheist version of the Vatican?
UltimaCS
2012-01-31 12:59:29 AM
A "Church of Atheism" doesn't sound like a bad idea to me, in the sense that I love churches architecturally but still want to be able to skate around the freshly-waxed floor on my socks.
Gothnet
2012-01-31 01:01:28 AM
rubi_con_man
:
Frankly, the dissent about all this shows that for some many atheists, their atheism isn't anything positive.
Yes, that's exactly right, it isn't anything positive, it's just the discarding of unevidenced belief.
rubi_con_man
:
It's not a discovery of the 'reality' of our world without mysticism or theology
No, it isn't, that's exactly right, it isn't a discovery of anything, it's just the discarding of unevidenced belief.
rubi_con_man
:
It's a way to be mean to other fellow human beings, call them names and generally feel superior.
Got to disagree with you there I'm afraid, because it's not a way to do anything, it's just the discarding of unevidenced belief.
rubi_con_man
:
And who the fark wants to build a temple to 'being an arsehole' ?
Well, nobody, which is why De Botton's idea is silly. If he wants to do it then fine, it's his money, but to me it's pretty much just trolling. Trolling theists by putting up a temple, trolling other atheists by claiming to put up a temple for them.
Rent is too damn high
2012-01-31 01:02:11 AM
JRoo
:
I'm an apatheist.
I don't really care about God or religion or it's lack thereof.
No true apatheist posts about how they're an apatheist.
ox45tallboy
2012-01-31 01:02:18 AM
rubi_con_man
:
mamoru: Botton is an idiot and his idea to build atheist temples is stupid.
Actually, As a Confirmed, Practicing Catholic, I really have to disagree with you.
As long as atheism is a personal belief system (or disbelief system) it will be something to be scorned or ridiculed. If you want to put your faith in Man or in the Universe, That's okay. Build your own temples, make your own songs. Glory in what one of y'all called "the greatest show on earth" and be part of it.
a previous poster mentioned fellowship - which is important no matter what it's based on. The ability and setting in which you can build community and pass on traditions and feel 'at home' and 'shelter from the storm'.
Frankly, the dissent about all this shows that for some many atheists, their atheism isn't anything positive. It's not a discovery of the 'reality' of our world without mysticism or theology - It's a way to be mean to other fellow human beings, call them names and generally feel superior.
And who the fark wants to build a temple to 'being an arsehole' ?
5/10. You'll get some bites, mostly from people who haven't been around here long.
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2012-01-31 01:04:01 AM
I'm a boobist. I worship boobs.
dbaggins
2012-01-31 01:04:10 AM
I think this might be the dumbest article I have attempted to read in a long long long time. The Daily Mail is...I just....that this is put into... gah.
Alexander Boot
YOU are a new Ultimate Moron. The most idiotic of your category. Religious people the world over would be ashamed of you, regardless of faith, or nationality.
Alexander Boot. I just think we might have a wealth of mockery with this particular idiot with a giant soapbox.
Who would pay for this newspaper ???
Displayed
50
of
405
comments
First
|
«
|
1
|
2
|
3
|
4
|
5
|
6
|
7
|
8
|
9
|
»
|
Last
|
Show all
View Voting Results:
Smartest
and
Funniest
Redisplay/refresh comments
This thread is closed to new comments.
Submit a Link »
Like Fark!
+1 Fark!
Follow @fark on Twitter
Fark via RSS
Top Links
Top Comments
Top Submitters
Press/Publicity
Headlines of the Week
All Latest
Fark Forum
Link Voting
Sports Forum
Fark Blogs
Geek Forum
Fark Book
Entertainment Forum
Fark Travel Guide
Politics Forum
Fark Parties
Fark Party Forum
Fark Chat
Photoshop Forum
PS/Photo Browser
Farktography Forum
Fark Quiz
From the
Fark Shop
:
Fark Logo
Polar Bears are Soluble in Water
Velociraptor 3D Anatomy Model
Yoda 9" Talking Plush
More from the
Fark Shop
»
Stories from our partner sites:
5 Movie Roles Will Smith (Probably) N...
Katy Perry Seems Surprisingly Cool Ab...
The GIFs That Keep on Giving
Someone Put This Epic Sportscaster on...
More news at Scribol »
Mark Zuckerberg seen in Rome on honey...
Golden Gate Bridge turns 75
Timberlake and Biel celebrate engagement
Watercooler Stories
More news at UPI »
A Bikini-Clad Coco & Ice-T Celebrate...
A Pregnant Reese Witherspoon Looked G...
Spotted: Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez...
Ageless Andie MacDowell Dazzles On Th...
More news at Starpulse »
LeVar Burton -- 'Reading Rainbow' Hos...
Justin Bieber -- Training with MIKE T...
Mark Zuckerberg Romes During Honeymoon
Justin Bieber -- Battery Suspect
More news at TMZ »