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Ed Finnerty
2012-01-30 06:25:25 PM
I'd tappa-tappa-tappa that.
mitchcumstein1
2012-01-30 06:28:25 PM
Come on man. Don't hate the player, hate the game.
FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-30 06:30:27 PM
He never should have married a woman who liked to Swing.
desertmouse
2012-01-30 06:31:46 PM
I guess she put baby in a corner.
AbbeySomeone
2012-01-30 06:33:55 PM
His family wept during the verdict? WTH? I'm sure he is sad that she's been taken away from him.
Her hub wasn't a real good sport was he?
Marcus Aurelius
2012-01-30 06:38:31 PM
He's stuck with that image of boffing an attractive nubile woman. That poor kid is going to have a normal sex life now FOREVER. He's got almost no chance of developing a perverted nature after this.
And I guess that's just wrong?
Unixfreak
2012-01-30 06:39:02 PM
lucky kid
WI241TH
2012-01-30 06:53:46 PM
Marcus Aurelius
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He's stuck with that image of boffing an attractive nubile woman. That poor kid is going to have a normal sex life now FOREVER. He's got almost no chance of developing a perverted nature after this.
And I guess that's just wrong?
He might have a thing for older women when he grows up?
Marcus Aurelius
2012-01-30 07:00:29 PM
WI241TH
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Marcus Aurelius: He's stuck with that image of boffing an attractive nubile woman. That poor kid is going to have a normal sex life now FOREVER. He's got almost no chance of developing a perverted nature after this.
And I guess that's just wrong?
He might have a thing for older women when he grows up?
The HORROR. I myself am afflicted with this very same issue.
unyon
2012-01-30 07:04:34 PM
Ed Finnerty
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I'd tappa-tappa-tappa that.
Well played.
vudukungfu
2012-01-30 07:05:09 PM
He's never going to want to have sexual relations with a woman BUILT LIKE AND AVOCADO WITH GUACMOLE SADDLE BAGS AND A VAGOOGOO YOU CAN HEAR AN ECHO IN. So he's ruined.
Or so the mature female community of pucker mouthed pastrami curtains would have us believe.
AbbeySomeone
2012-01-30 07:16:56 PM
vudukungfu
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He's never going to want to have sexual relations with a woman BUILT LIKE AND AVOCADO WITH GUACMOLE SADDLE BAGS AND A VAGOOGOO YOU CAN HEAR AN ECHO IN. So he's ruined.
Or so the mature female community of pucker mouthed pastrami curtains would have us believe.
dude
ManateeGag
2012-01-30 07:17:49 PM
Bet she's flexable.
Meatzilla
2012-01-30 07:18:16 PM
/applause for the headline. monkey added for the absurdity
Mugato
2012-01-30 07:34:12 PM
Go on...
GAT_00
2012-01-30 08:08:54 PM
vudukungfu
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He's never going to want to have sexual relations with a woman BUILT LIKE AND AVOCADO WITH GUACMOLE SADDLE BAGS AND A VAGOOGOO YOU CAN HEAR AN ECHO IN. So he's ruined.
Or so the mature female community of pucker mouthed pastrami curtains would have us believe.
*wtfamireading.jpg*
Indolent
2012-01-30 08:37:07 PM
Teaching the Foxtrot? More like the hot to foxtrot. Amiright?
TommyymmoT
2012-01-30 08:43:23 PM
I'D TAP DAT ASS!
AND WE WOULD TOO!
AND SO WOULD YOU!
Chariset
2012-01-30 08:47:36 PM
GAT_00
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Or so the mature female community of pucker mouthed pastrami curtains would have us believe.
*wtfamireading.jpg*
I don't know, but I'm suddenly a little hungry.
mitchcumstein1
2012-01-30 08:54:07 PM
Meatzilla
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/applause for the headline. monkey added for the absurdity
...aaaaand that's stolen.
farkingismybusiness
2012-01-30 08:59:17 PM
lennavan
2012-01-30 08:59:53 PM
Whoa, the courtroom pictures and video make me think this article from the daily mail is actually real. Is that possible?
shArkh
2012-01-30 09:00:06 PM
"Husband turns in~"
Man, what a crybaby. Nobody likes a tattletale.
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2012-01-30 09:02:57 PM
The husband is a farking moron. Everyone knows that I'd you catch your wife farking one of her 15 year old students, you don't turn her in... You blackmail her into setting up a threesome with one of her 15 year old female students. Duh.
Chiquidin
2012-01-30 09:04:26 PM
Somewhere I'm thinking that "turning her in" was about the douche-y-ist thing that man could have done. I'd be mad but IDK, I don't think I'd turn her in to the cops....
//Not bad, has seen better teachers.
////Maybe the hubby needs to ask why she was wanting it from a 15 yr old boy? What was HE not giving her that she had to go elsewhere to get?
Shaggy_C
2012-01-30 09:04:40 PM
Ah, now only if adultery in general were against the law. This would be the immediate prerogative for every betrayed lover across the land.
JeniNova
2012-01-30 09:05:42 PM
It's a good thing they blurred out the picture of that baby. Somebody might have recognized it.
Emeraldstar
2012-01-30 09:06:28 PM
Ive decided that if my 14 year old son has sex with an attractive teacher or dance instructor or whatever - and the cops get involved ... I am refusing to allow my son to testify and will even coach him in " I dont know what you are talking about " . " I do not recall " " No , that never happened " as responses.
This 15 year old boy is def not a victim.
meat0918
2012-01-30 09:07:42 PM
About time we had an actual looker.
wrenchboy
2012-01-30 09:08:09 PM
Anyone else notice SHE looks like she is 15 years old?
Buddha Belly
2012-01-30 09:08:54 PM
Chiquidin
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Somewhere I'm thinking that "turning her in" was about the douche-y-ist thing that man could have done. I'd be mad but IDK, I don't think I'd turn her in to the cops....
//Not bad, has seen better teachers.
////Maybe the hubby needs to ask why she was wanting it from a 15 yr old boy? What was HE not giving her that she had to go elsewhere to get?
Sometimes a woman is just a whore...
dugitman
2012-01-30 09:09:52 PM
Cameraman couldnt have backed off for at a couple seconds in the hallway walk so we could see exactly what was getting tapped? Fail.
cbathrob
2012-01-30 09:10:03 PM
Meh. Give her probation. Having to register as a sex offender for life is punishment enough. And, yes, I'd say the same if the genders were reversed.
MorePeasPlease
2012-01-30 09:10:57 PM
I'd
that.
red5ish
2012-01-30 09:11:39 PM
7wolf
2012-01-30 09:12:33 PM
Her husband looks like he would fit nicely into a Frankenstein film.
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2012-01-30 09:12:34 PM
wrenchboy
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Anyone else notice SHE looks like she is 15 years old?
My penis noticed
kbotc
2012-01-30 09:13:10 PM
Emeraldstar
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Ive decided that if my 14 year old son has sex with an attractive teacher or dance instructor or whatever - and the cops get involved ... I am refusing to allow my son to testify and will even coach him in " I dont know what you are talking about " . " I do not recall " " No , that never happened " as responses.
This 15 year old boy is def not a victim.
OK, has anyone here actually looked at 15 year olds? I mean, 18 year olds look too young to me, and I'm only 24.
Impasse
2012-01-30 09:13:46 PM
Meatzilla
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monkey added for the absurdity
f'ing lol'ed
vudukungfu
2012-01-30 09:14:03 PM
GAT_00
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*wtfamireading.jpg*
AbbeySomeone
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dude
admit it. you'll try to stutter this out at the watercooler tommow.
wildbill0712
2012-01-30 09:14:09 PM
Buddha Belly
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Sometimes a woman is just a whore...
Amen
Newsletter, subscription and such...
Sock Ruh Tease
2012-01-30 09:14:50 PM
Good for him, I wish I had teachers like that in HS
johndalek
2012-01-30 09:15:17 PM
was she wearing tap pants?
Mugato
2012-01-30 09:15:30 PM
Oh. Actually, only reading the headlines I thought the wife was getting it on with a 15 year old
female
student.
Well yeah, turn in the biatch.
KrispyKritter
2012-01-30 09:16:16 PM
Chiquidin
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Somewhere I'm thinking that "turning her in" was about the douche-y-ist thing that man could have done. I'd be mad but IDK, I don't think I'd turn her in to the cops....
//Not bad, has seen better teachers.
////Maybe the hubby needs to ask why she was wanting it from a 15 yr old boy? What was HE not giving her that she had to go elsewhere to get?
on the up and up legal side he was wise to distance himself this way. if he kept mum he would have become what, accessory after the fark or someting, subject to charges. then where would he children be? this way he will have legal their children and he will be rid of marriage with ease. just saying.
zzrhardy
2012-01-30 09:16:52 PM
Chiquidin
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////Maybe the hubby needs to ask why she was wanting it from a 15 yr old boy? What was HE not giving her that she had to go elsewhere to get?
Because that is exactly how everyone would react if instead the hubby was the dance instructor screwing a 15yo girl.
Meanwhile, the opposite occurs and... "Oh the poor dear, it's all because her husband is neglecting her pedaphilic needs by being adult."
TommyymmoT
2012-01-30 09:16:57 PM
wrenchboy
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Anyone else notice SHE looks like she is 15 years old?
YES
(new window)
Amos Quito
2012-01-30 09:18:27 PM
My god! Their child is horribly disfigured!
redmid17
2012-01-30 09:18:41 PM
For once, subby didn't make the "you would too" assertion and I would. Rare occurrence.
cyberspacedout
2012-01-30 09:19:25 PM
red5ish
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I thought women had to be at least middle aged to qualify as cougars.
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