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(Daily Mail) Interesting Husband turns in dance teacher wife after he finds out her 15-year-old student is tapping that   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 185
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2012-01-30 06:25:25 PM
I'd tappa-tappa-tappa that.
 
2012-01-30 06:28:25 PM
Come on man. Don't hate the player, hate the game.
 
2012-01-30 06:30:27 PM
He never should have married a woman who liked to Swing.
 
2012-01-30 06:31:46 PM
I guess she put baby in a corner.
 
2012-01-30 06:33:55 PM
His family wept during the verdict? WTH? I'm sure he is sad that she's been taken away from him.
Her hub wasn't a real good sport was he?
 
2012-01-30 06:38:31 PM
He's stuck with that image of boffing an attractive nubile woman. That poor kid is going to have a normal sex life now FOREVER. He's got almost no chance of developing a perverted nature after this.

And I guess that's just wrong?
 
2012-01-30 06:39:02 PM
lucky kid
 
2012-01-30 06:53:46 PM
Marcus Aurelius: He's stuck with that image of boffing an attractive nubile woman. That poor kid is going to have a normal sex life now FOREVER. He's got almost no chance of developing a perverted nature after this.

And I guess that's just wrong?


He might have a thing for older women when he grows up?
 
2012-01-30 07:00:29 PM
WI241TH: Marcus Aurelius: He's stuck with that image of boffing an attractive nubile woman. That poor kid is going to have a normal sex life now FOREVER. He's got almost no chance of developing a perverted nature after this.

And I guess that's just wrong?

He might have a thing for older women when he grows up?


The HORROR. I myself am afflicted with this very same issue.
 
2012-01-30 07:04:34 PM
Ed Finnerty: I'd tappa-tappa-tappa that.

Well played.
 
2012-01-30 07:05:09 PM
He's never going to want to have sexual relations with a woman BUILT LIKE AND AVOCADO WITH GUACMOLE SADDLE BAGS AND A VAGOOGOO YOU CAN HEAR AN ECHO IN. So he's ruined.
Or so the mature female community of pucker mouthed pastrami curtains would have us believe.
 
2012-01-30 07:16:56 PM
vudukungfu: He's never going to want to have sexual relations with a woman BUILT LIKE AND AVOCADO WITH GUACMOLE SADDLE BAGS AND A VAGOOGOO YOU CAN HEAR AN ECHO IN. So he's ruined.
Or so the mature female community of pucker mouthed pastrami curtains would have us believe.


dude
 
2012-01-30 07:17:49 PM
Bet she's flexable.
 
2012-01-30 07:18:16 PM
i157.photobucket.com

 

/applause for the headline. monkey added for the absurdity
 
2012-01-30 07:34:12 PM
Go on...
 
2012-01-30 08:08:54 PM
vudukungfu: He's never going to want to have sexual relations with a woman BUILT LIKE AND AVOCADO WITH GUACMOLE SADDLE BAGS AND A VAGOOGOO YOU CAN HEAR AN ECHO IN. So he's ruined.
Or so the mature female community of pucker mouthed pastrami curtains would have us believe.


*wtfamireading.jpg*
 
2012-01-30 08:37:07 PM
Teaching the Foxtrot? More like the hot to foxtrot. Amiright?
 
2012-01-30 08:43:23 PM
I'D TAP DAT ASS!
www.swingin-in-the-rain.com

AND WE WOULD TOO!
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i487.photobucket.com

AND SO WOULD YOU!
www.newyorknoir.com
 
2012-01-30 08:47:36 PM
GAT_00: Or so the mature female community of pucker mouthed pastrami curtains would have us believe.

*wtfamireading.jpg*


I don't know, but I'm suddenly a little hungry.
 
2012-01-30 08:54:07 PM
Meatzilla: [i157.photobucket.com image 450x350]

 

/applause for the headline. monkey added for the absurdity


...aaaaand that's stolen.
 
2012-01-30 08:59:17 PM
splodinator.com
 
2012-01-30 08:59:53 PM
Whoa, the courtroom pictures and video make me think this article from the daily mail is actually real. Is that possible?
 
2012-01-30 09:00:06 PM
"Husband turns in~"

Man, what a crybaby. Nobody likes a tattletale.
 
2012-01-30 09:02:57 PM
The husband is a farking moron. Everyone knows that I'd you catch your wife farking one of her 15 year old students, you don't turn her in... You blackmail her into setting up a threesome with one of her 15 year old female students. Duh.
 
2012-01-30 09:04:26 PM
Somewhere I'm thinking that "turning her in" was about the douche-y-ist thing that man could have done. I'd be mad but IDK, I don't think I'd turn her in to the cops....

//Not bad, has seen better teachers.

////Maybe the hubby needs to ask why she was wanting it from a 15 yr old boy? What was HE not giving her that she had to go elsewhere to get?
 
2012-01-30 09:04:40 PM
Ah, now only if adultery in general were against the law. This would be the immediate prerogative for every betrayed lover across the land.
 
2012-01-30 09:05:42 PM
It's a good thing they blurred out the picture of that baby. Somebody might have recognized it.
 
2012-01-30 09:06:28 PM
Ive decided that if my 14 year old son has sex with an attractive teacher or dance instructor or whatever - and the cops get involved ... I am refusing to allow my son to testify and will even coach him in " I dont know what you are talking about " . " I do not recall " " No , that never happened " as responses.

This 15 year old boy is def not a victim.
 
2012-01-30 09:07:42 PM
About time we had an actual looker.
 
2012-01-30 09:08:09 PM
Anyone else notice SHE looks like she is 15 years old?
 
2012-01-30 09:08:54 PM
Chiquidin: Somewhere I'm thinking that "turning her in" was about the douche-y-ist thing that man could have done. I'd be mad but IDK, I don't think I'd turn her in to the cops....

//Not bad, has seen better teachers.

////Maybe the hubby needs to ask why she was wanting it from a 15 yr old boy? What was HE not giving her that she had to go elsewhere to get?


Sometimes a woman is just a whore...
 
2012-01-30 09:09:52 PM
Cameraman couldnt have backed off for at a couple seconds in the hallway walk so we could see exactly what was getting tapped? Fail.
 
2012-01-30 09:10:03 PM
Meh. Give her probation. Having to register as a sex offender for life is punishment enough. And, yes, I'd say the same if the genders were reversed.
 
2012-01-30 09:10:57 PM
I'd 0.tqn.com that.
 
2012-01-30 09:11:39 PM
img94.imageshack.us
 
2012-01-30 09:12:33 PM
Her husband looks like he would fit nicely into a Frankenstein film.
 
2012-01-30 09:12:34 PM
wrenchboy: Anyone else notice SHE looks like she is 15 years old?

My penis noticed
 
2012-01-30 09:13:10 PM
Emeraldstar: Ive decided that if my 14 year old son has sex with an attractive teacher or dance instructor or whatever - and the cops get involved ... I am refusing to allow my son to testify and will even coach him in " I dont know what you are talking about " . " I do not recall " " No , that never happened " as responses.

This 15 year old boy is def not a victim.


OK, has anyone here actually looked at 15 year olds? I mean, 18 year olds look too young to me, and I'm only 24.
 
2012-01-30 09:13:46 PM
Meatzilla: monkey added for the absurdity

f'ing lol'ed
 
2012-01-30 09:14:03 PM
GAT_00: .

*wtfamireading.jpg*


AbbeySomeone: .

dude


admit it. you'll try to stutter this out at the watercooler tommow.
 
2012-01-30 09:14:09 PM
Buddha Belly: Sometimes a woman is just a whore...

Amen
Newsletter, subscription and such...
 
2012-01-30 09:14:50 PM
Good for him, I wish I had teachers like that in HS
 
2012-01-30 09:15:17 PM
was she wearing tap pants?
 
2012-01-30 09:15:30 PM
Oh. Actually, only reading the headlines I thought the wife was getting it on with a 15 year old female student.

Well yeah, turn in the biatch.
 
2012-01-30 09:16:16 PM
Chiquidin: Somewhere I'm thinking that "turning her in" was about the douche-y-ist thing that man could have done. I'd be mad but IDK, I don't think I'd turn her in to the cops....

//Not bad, has seen better teachers.

////Maybe the hubby needs to ask why she was wanting it from a 15 yr old boy? What was HE not giving her that she had to go elsewhere to get?


on the up and up legal side he was wise to distance himself this way. if he kept mum he would have become what, accessory after the fark or someting, subject to charges. then where would he children be? this way he will have legal their children and he will be rid of marriage with ease. just saying.
 
2012-01-30 09:16:52 PM
Chiquidin: ////Maybe the hubby needs to ask why she was wanting it from a 15 yr old boy? What was HE not giving her that she had to go elsewhere to get?

Because that is exactly how everyone would react if instead the hubby was the dance instructor screwing a 15yo girl.

Meanwhile, the opposite occurs and... "Oh the poor dear, it's all because her husband is neglecting her pedaphilic needs by being adult."
 
2012-01-30 09:16:57 PM
wrenchboy: Anyone else notice SHE looks like she is 15 years old?

YES (new window)
 
2012-01-30 09:18:27 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

My god! Their child is horribly disfigured!
 
2012-01-30 09:18:41 PM
For once, subby didn't make the "you would too" assertion and I would. Rare occurrence.
 
2012-01-30 09:19:25 PM
red5ish:

I thought women had to be at least middle aged to qualify as cougars.
 
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