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(New Scientist) Obvious Can't find your keys? Your brain's out of sync. Oh, and I'm not helping you find them, either   (newscientist.com) divider line 13
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darkhorse23 [TotalFark]
2012-01-30 06:40:20 PM
Get off my lawn and leave those keys alone.
 
Chariset [TotalFark]
2012-01-30 06:41:25 PM
There's a chance your keys are in sync too, though. Maybe in purse. On table?
 
unyon [TotalFark]
2012-01-30 06:56:03 PM
And always in the last place you look.

Of course, you quit looking after you find them.
 
Psychopusher
2012-01-30 07:43:32 PM
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D_Evans45
2012-01-30 07:58:14 PM
We really need car alarm keychain sized dealies to attach to your keys. Send a quick txt or similar digital mechanism, and your keys start beeping, maybe little flashing LEDs.

The potheads in the world would buy it out in minutes.
 
GranoblasticMan
2012-01-30 08:00:49 PM
unyon: And always in the last place you look.

Of course, you quit looking after you find them.

I like to keep looking after I find them, just to confuse them.
 
Phil Moskowitz
2012-01-30 08:08:36 PM
Oh yeah? So next time I'm standing in the bedroom half dressed with a stick of butter, roll up blinds and an in depth internal monologue about what the fark happened to Cat Stevens it's just because my brain is out of sync?

Roger that.
 
Ivo Shandor
2012-01-30 08:15:41 PM
D_Evans45: We really need car alarm keychain sized dealies to attach to your keys. Send a quick txt or similar digital mechanism, and your keys start beeping, maybe little flashing LEDs.

The potheads in the world would buy it out in minutes.

Many years ago I used to have a little keychain thingy that would beep for a few seconds when you whistled at it. Obviously you had to be in approximately the right area of the house already, and it took a bit of practice to hit the right pitch to trigger its detector, but it did work. Sort of.
 
The My Little Pony Killer [TotalFark]
2012-01-30 08:37:25 PM
I wanna know more about the DIY pap smears from the sidebar. You mean I don't have to sit with my feet in stirrups while some person I see all of once a year pokes around AND I can save money?
 
Jgok
2012-01-30 09:21:35 PM
GranoblasticMan: unyon: And always in the last place you look.

Of course, you quit looking after you find them.

I like to keep looking after I find them, just to confuse them.

Once I lost my keys, found them after 20 minutes of searching, put them in my pocket, and them promptly forgot that I had found them. After another 15 or 20 minutes of searching, my then-wife finally told me they were in my pocket.

/and then biatched at me for taking too long to get ready
 
mansonozz
2012-01-30 11:46:55 PM
Look behind the banana guacamole.

Link (new window)
 
Enuratique
2012-01-31 10:01:51 AM
 
kettir
2012-01-31 10:32:49 AM
my solution: I just "scan" the room by holding up a hand and turning around in one spot. it puts the two search processes in sync.
 
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