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2012-01-30 06:37:21 PM
In it, humanity is nearly destroyed when the planet is invaded by aliens who are made of nothing but sex organs, and seemingly exist entirely to latch onto humans and have constant sex with us.

that seems like it'd be really annoying after a while. plus, constant orgasams can't be good for your brain. after the 20 or 30th orgasam in a row you might start to see neurological damage.
 
2012-01-30 06:38:32 PM
Will Fisto be there?

/DNRTFA
 
2012-01-30 06:59:10 PM
Weaver95: In it, humanity is nearly destroyed when the planet is invaded by aliens who are made of nothing but sex organs, and seemingly exist entirely to latch onto humans and have constant sex with us.

that seems like it'd be really annoying after a while. plus, constant orgasams can't be good for your brain. after the 20 or 30th orgasam in a row you might start to see neurological damage.


When you're 15, this sounds like a brilliant Idea. So do a lot of dumb things.
 
2012-01-30 07:02:34 PM
dtdstudios.com

REMAIN INDOORS. DO NOT RECOLLECT "THE EVENT".
 
2012-01-30 07:25:19 PM
Weaver95: In it, humanity is nearly destroyed when the planet is invaded by aliens who are made of nothing but sex organs, and seemingly exist entirely to latch onto humans and have constant sex with us.

that seems like it'd be really annoying after a while. plus, constant orgasams can't be good for your brain. after the 20 or 30th orgasam in a row you might start to see neurological damage.


I start going spinny after about number 17.

/almost didn't make it all the way through the 'I dream of Jeannie' marathon without passing out
 
2012-01-30 07:56:59 PM
I got mine all set up ...

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2012-01-30 08:03:51 PM
Weaver95: In it, humanity is nearly destroyed when the planet is invaded by aliens who are made of nothing but sex organs, and seemingly exist entirely to latch onto humans and have constant sex with us.

that seems like it'd be really annoying after a while. plus, constant orgasams can't be good for your brain. after the 20 or 30th orgasam in a row you might start to see neurological damage.


Challenge accepted!
 
2012-01-30 08:19:20 PM
Party Boy: Weaver95: In it, humanity is nearly destroyed when the planet is invaded by aliens who are made of nothing but sex organs, and seemingly exist entirely to latch onto humans and have constant sex with us.

that seems like it'd be really annoying after a while. plus, constant orgasams can't be good for your brain. after the 20 or 30th orgasam in a row you might start to see neurological damage.

When you're 15, this sounds like a brilliant Idea. So do a lot of dumb things.


20 or 30? Damn, I never got close to that at 15.
 
2012-01-30 08:53:45 PM
I get the feeling most Farkers will be well out of harm's way.
 
2012-01-30 08:57:50 PM
GAT_00: Party Boy: Weaver95: In it, humanity is nearly destroyed when the planet is invaded by aliens who are made of nothing but sex organs, and seemingly exist entirely to latch onto humans and have constant sex with us.

that seems like it'd be really annoying after a while. plus, constant orgasams can't be good for your brain. after the 20 or 30th orgasam in a row you might start to see neurological damage.

When you're 15, this sounds like a brilliant Idea. So do a lot of dumb things.

20 or 30? Damn, I never got close to that at 15.


Heh. And no.
 
2012-01-30 08:58:58 PM
27.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-01-30 09:01:45 PM
I honestly think we're on a porn bubble. Porn today is too extreme, too available, and just too much.

/yes, I watch porn.
 
2012-01-30 09:18:58 PM
stuhayes2010: I honestly think we're on a porn bubble. Porn today is too extreme, too available, and just too much.

/yes, I watch porn.


i.imgur.com

Seriously. Hey, take a seat over here.
 
2012-01-30 09:25:09 PM
In it, humanity is nearly destroyed when the planet is invaded by aliens who are made of nothing but sex organs, and seemingly exist entirely to latch onto humans and have constant sex with us.

Sounds like the plot to a hentai anime.
 
2012-01-30 09:51:38 PM
Weaver95: that seems like it'd be really annoying after a while. plus, constant orgasams can't be good for your brain. after the 20 or 30th orgasam in a row you might start to see neurological damage.

Great now I have caused irreparable harm to someone.
 
2012-01-30 09:56:16 PM
Party Boy: stuhayes2010: I honestly think we're on a porn bubble. Porn today is too extreme, too available, and just too much.

/yes, I watch porn.

[i.imgur.com image 640x400]

Seriously. Hey, take a seat over here.


Good stuff.
 
2012-01-30 10:02:16 PM
I stopped caring after the word ready in the headline.
 
2012-01-30 10:05:15 PM
I can think of worse ways to go.
 
2012-01-30 10:06:18 PM
Either technology will come up with the ultimate sex android, or genetically engineer a toothless, soft cuddly animal creature that sits in your lap and sucks you off all day. At that point human reproduction will crash, and society will dissipate. All the laws, rights and ethics that society promulgates will disappear, and we'll be a society straight out of Dune, with Royal Houses being the haves, and the have nots just existing.

People get bored with anything in excess, and sex is no different.
 
2012-01-30 10:08:31 PM
I'd never thought I'd die like this. But I'd always really, really hoped.
 
2012-01-30 10:11:12 PM
Used to bang a chick in high school (circa 1978) in her parent's backyard bomb shelter.
Little did they know how it would be utilized 15 years later.

/Thanks, Cheryl
 
2012-01-30 10:18:42 PM
mark12A: Either technology will come up with the ultimate sex android, or genetically engineer a toothless, soft cuddly animal creature that sits in your lap and sucks you off all day. At that point human reproduction will crash, and society will dissipate. All the laws, rights and ethics that society promulgates will disappear, and we'll be a society straight out of Dune, with Royal Houses being the haves, and the have nots just existing.

People get bored with anything in excess, and sex is no different.



DON'T DATE ROBOTS!
 
2012-01-30 10:29:27 PM
mimg.ugo.com
 
2012-01-30 10:31:17 PM
I was reading the article until the chick started talking about operatives breaking into sex doll factories and rigging them with weapons that cause could cause internal bruising...

And then I couldn't stop laughing and had to close the window.

I'm not sure what I found so funny, but God help me, I can't stop giggling.
 
2012-01-30 10:38:05 PM
I find this intriguing anyway. Anybody with eyes and a brain knows that American society at large is becoming all sex, and that's not a bad thing. I can't wait until Mustapha Mond controls this region of the world for the castes of sex-orgy goodness.
 
2012-01-30 11:16:44 PM
Gergesa: Weaver95: that seems like it'd be really annoying after a while. plus, constant orgasams can't be good for your brain. after the 20 or 30th orgasam in a row you might start to see neurological damage.

Great now I have caused irreparable harm to someone.


You always hurt the ones you love.
 
2012-01-30 11:18:35 PM
In other news, Coming Together: Arm in Arm in Arm..., a forthcoming anthology of erotic fiction with a tentacle sex theme is now accepting submissions.
 
2012-01-30 11:28:32 PM
That was a complete waste of time. I want my 5 minutes back.
 
2012-01-30 11:58:32 PM
images.wikia.com
Approves
 
2012-01-31 12:45:24 AM
I seem to recall seeing this short video (I first heard about it as a sample in a song) about some disorder that makes guys jizz themselves to death and so called "soft cock" porn becomes popular. Anyone know what I'm talking about? I can't seem to turn up anything with teh Googles.
 
2012-01-31 01:00:22 AM
The Onion is prophetic: Will Fisto be there?

/DNRTFA


images1.wikia.nocookie.net

"Greetings. Fisto is programmed to please."
 
2012-01-31 01:17:28 AM
Sexpocalypse?

I'll be in my bunk-er
 
2012-01-31 02:07:59 AM
stuhayes2010: I honestly think we're on a porn bubble. Porn today is too extreme, too available, and just too much.

Are you kidding? Even Japan hasn't caught up to the kinds of things that I come up with in my head.
 
2012-01-31 02:20:29 AM
Had read a sci fi story with a similar plot about a spaceman who came back with this creature and they were doing it. forgot who wrote it but it touches on some of the other themes mentioned...
 
2012-01-31 06:24:54 AM
UltimaCS: stuhayes2010: I honestly think we're on a porn bubble. Porn today is too extreme, too available, and just too much.

Are you kidding? Even Japan hasn't caught up to the kinds of things that I come up with in my head.


Better get an agent. Unless you can write a smashing cover letter...
 
2012-01-31 06:58:01 AM
Asmenoth: The Onion is prophetic: Will Fisto be there?

/DNRTFA

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 640x480]

"Greetings. Fisto is programmed to please."


And here I thought he was talking about this guy:

t3.gstatic.com
 
2012-01-31 10:36:55 AM
Nightmaretony: Had read a sci fi story with a similar plot about a spaceman who came back with this creature and they were doing it. forgot who wrote it but it touches on some of the other themes mentioned...

Galaxy Quest
 
2012-01-31 11:50:28 AM
Party Boy: stuhayes2010: I honestly think we're on a porn bubble. Porn today is too extreme, too available, and just too much.

/yes, I watch porn.

[i.imgur.com image 640x400]

Seriously. Hey, take a seat over here.


That should be the new default "have a seat" pic.
 
2012-01-31 01:12:44 PM
We cannot afford a mine shaft gap!
 
2012-01-31 01:58:06 PM
Just bought sexapocalypse.com - end of the world porn coming soon!
 
2012-01-31 03:05:54 PM
erosartist: Just bought sexapocalypse.com - end of the world porn coming soon!

I would like to subscribe to your mailing list.
 
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