NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOObody will miss a gosh darn thing.

I laughed.

Last summer's PlentyofSyph.com campaign, during which the province launched a witty but edgy fake dating website profiling people with oozing sores and infections, saw a 17 per cent rise in visits and testing at provincial clinics for sexually transmitted infections in the summer and fall

Hilarious and apparently well-executed intervention there. Alberta is finally reaching its disease-ridden sluts!

Mugato: timujin: I must have missed when "STD" became "STI", that's the second time I've seen it today.

One's a motor oil and one is Reagan's "Star Wars" plan in the 1980s.

...and the headline is even lamer than that joke.

Strategic Tar Initiative?

Well, fark Canada -- Lyndsay, you can film in my bedroom anytime you want...

Oh no, Lindsay's super promising career as a coke snorting serial dick smoker could be comprimized!!! How will the world cope?

Lohan as Taylor?

Are you trying to seriously upset the dead?

Fark me, forget spinning in her grave. She's gonna dig her way out and do serious damage to whoever suggested that bit of casting.

davidphogan: I laughed.

Me too.

/Albertan

Now that Lindsay Lohan has a criminal record,she can no longer film movies in Canada

/FTFEveryone

What "now". Hasn't she had a record for going in a decade now?

/DNRTFA

Is it safe to say at this point that Lindsay is more washed up than Britney now?

Not even porn?

timujin: I must have missed when "STD" became "STI", that's the second time I've seen it today.

Less public stigma with having an "infection" versus being "diseased."

Also....nice job subby.

I'd still hit it (at least this photoshopped version from Australian Maxim's January 2012 issue)

/I'd be wearing multiple rubbers though.

LucklessWonder: /I'd be wearing multiple rubbers though.


I would hit that bareback. I don't skydive or even jaywalk, so I figure I've got some luck saved up.

TheSpaceAdmiral: Apos: Headline might have worked better with Tila Tequila or even Snooki. JMO.

Except the headline about Lohan is real.


I love how that article, in closing, makes reference to Russell Brand's entry-into-Canada issues, which I'm pretty sure were revealed to be a 'hoax', since he just tweeted about them because his place couldn't take off b/c of 'mechanical difficulties' or somesuch...

DRTFA, but... If you get a misdemeanor in the States that would have been a felony in Canada, well they don't want what they consider felons coming in. She can petition Customs and Immigration to get a "Minister's letter of rehabilitation" (Government minister, that is). Costs anywhere from $150 to $750 for the filing, takes about a year IIRC.

Excellent job, subby. If I could +1, I would

Well done, Subby.....bravo

LucklessWonder: [ezinemark.com image 500x654]

I'd still hit it (at least this photoshopped version from Australian Maxim's January 2012 issue)

/I'd be wearing multiple rubbers though.

Don't need a rubber if she gives you the mouth love. Just sayin.

Representative of the unwashed masses: LucklessWonder: [ezinemark.com image 500x654]

I'd still hit it (at least this photoshopped version from Australian Maxim's January 2012 issue)

/I'd be wearing multiple rubbers though.

Don't need a rubber if she gives you the mouth love. Just sayin.

You can still catch the herp or HIV that way.

Intentional cross-articlization?

Well played, subby.

/Was hoping to post that Jan-Michael Vincent feels her pain till I read TFA.

Rude Turnip: Representative of the unwashed masses: LucklessWonder: [ezinemark.com image 500x654]

I'd still hit it (at least this photoshopped version from Australian Maxim's January 2012 issue)

/I'd be wearing multiple rubbers though.

Don't need a rubber if she gives you the mouth love. Just sayin.

You can still catch the herp or HIV that way.

Meh, I'm feeling lucky. Make her gargle a shot of 151 and then wipe me down with a good anti-bacterial soap after. Hey Linds, you missed a spot!

This is GREAT news.
That means my country won't be poisoned by another useless American "celebrity".
If only more Americans would do the world a favour and not venture outside their own borders.
The world would be a MUCH better place.