Wow. Reminds me of the temptation of Sir Galahad.

And I don't mean the one in the Monty Python movie.

Well, maybe now that I see it in print, a little bit.

The first to bed the Tebow gets a shiny silver penis.

tnpir: Seeing as how Tebow is a virgin, and probably has never rubbed one out, I'd say he's going to explode if he walks within 50 feet of a porn actress.

LMAO!

James!: The first to bed the Tebow gets a shiny silver penis.

Are you sure Tebow won't be the one getting the shiny silver penis?

Only a couple weeks into his off season and he's already missed getting sacked?

I've been to the AVN show acouple years ago, and it's pretty much just a trade show...a boring trade show.

It was actually the low point of that particular day...

FirstNationalBastard: James!: The first to bed the Tebow gets a shiny silver penis.

Are you sure Tebow won't be the one getting the shiny silver penis?

I didn't specify that it had to be a female.

tnpir: Seeing as how Tebow is a virgin, and probably has never rubbed one out, I'd say he's going to explode if he walks within 50 feet of a porn actress.

Don't be silly.

/His head will explode like that guy in "Scanners".
//But the rest of his body will remain intact.
///While stuck in the Tebowing stance.

FirstNationalBastard: James!: The first to bed the Tebow gets a shiny silver penis.

Are you sure Tebow won't be the one getting the shiny silver penis?

Only if he loses his virginity to me

FTFA: Also: he wasn't drinking, tipped well, and essentially sounded like he was just being his devoutly religious self.

I don't understand what those things have to do with being devoutly religious.

Di Atribe: FirstNationalBastard: James!: The first to bed the Tebow gets a shiny silver penis.

Are you sure Tebow won't be the one getting the shiny silver penis?

Only if he loses his virginity to me

Your vagina is a crucible, my argument is invalid?

FirstNationalBastard: Your vagina is a crucible, my argument is invalid?

Well it was invalid anyway, but yeah, this pretty much seals it

"TEBOW SMAS......oh, hey, yowza. What's your name?"

Is it the Hooters Hotel & Casino?

/Hooters Hotel & Casino.

I've stayed at the same hotel several times, they have nice rooms, and a heck of a decent set of restaurants (even one hell of a steak deal that costs 7.77$ and is not total garbage), never been to the Adult Entertainment Expo, though I have heard it makes for a really fun day.

Guess me and Tebow have something in common!

"He found those who were selling oxen and sheep and pigeons, and the money-changers sitting there. And making a whip of cords, he drove them all out of the temple, with the sheep and oxen. And he poured out the coins of the money-changers and overturned their tables. And he told those who sold the pigeons, "Take these things away; do not make my Father's house a house of trade.

The Mandalay Bay is the best-smelling hotel I've ever been in.

I'm betting that soon the Hard Rock hotel will be the worst.

martissimo: Guess me and Tebow have something in common!

That and the virginity thing...

Hard Rock is nice man, but the place to go now is the Cosmopolitan, you should have seen it a few days before Halloween this year, girls in nothing but costumes that were not enough to be called a costume headed to the Marquee ( a nightclub I had just left from a press thing for), it was like "HOLY shiat!"

I love Vegas

The Stealth Hippopotamus: martissimo: Guess me and Tebow have something in common!

That and the virginity thing...

Still a virgin on one side and that part I'm sticking too tyvm

Cake Hunter: The Mandalay Bay is the best-smelling hotel I've ever been in.


For me it's probably a tie between THEhotel and Mandalay Bay and the Venetian. (Stayed at both.)

The worst-smelling:

Excalibur

/Haven't stayed there, though.

I'm surprised no one's posted the picture of Tebow posing for a picture with a rather buxom fellow student during his college days.

The_Sponge: Cake Hunter: The Mandalay Bay is the best-smelling hotel I've ever been in.


For me it's probably a tie between THEhotel and Mandalay Bay and the Venetian. (Stayed at both.)

The worst-smelling:

Excalibur

/Haven't stayed there, though.

The excalibur just looks like it would smell bad. Like old chicken and mildew.

"he spent most of the time in his penthouse, only venturing out to see Cirque du Soleil's "O" at The Mirage with some of his friends. "

Isn't Cirque de Soleil a little 'girlie' for a good Xstian like Timmy? Forget his head exploding at the porn stars, imagine the results if two of the performers held hands or something...

Hell, I think it's all a sham anyway, Tim knows what his tallywhacker is for, and he's probably as moral as Newt.

Attention Vegas Farkers:

I'll buy you 6 months of TotalFark if you get a picture of Tebow at Spearmint Rhino.

/12 months if it's a pic of him at Thunder from Down Under.

Dammit, I was there too for the AEE. To have a picture of me with Tebow and then take a snapshot with Charlie Sheen's one-time "goddess" Bree Olson would have been an astronomically epic win.

/Did meet Bree. She was cool.
//Met a bunch of other porn actresses too.
///CSB

I enjoy poking fun at Tim Tebow too, but c'mon, this is about as non as a non-story can get. "OMG they were in the same hotel!" Meh. Mandalay Bay is *huge*, man. But even if it wasn't: He stayed in a room. At the same hotel. Biiiiig whoop.

Woohoo, Teblowing!

The_Sponge: Attention Vegas Farkers:

I'll buy you 6 months of TotalFark if you get a picture of Tebow at Spearmint Rhino.

/12 months if it's a pic of him at Thunder from Down Under.

How about 6 months for just the pics inside the Rhino, cuz goddamm the Rhino ain't cheap, it's like 2 bills even for a local by the time you are out the door lol

martissimo: The_Sponge: Attention Vegas Farkers:

I'll buy you 6 months of TotalFark if you get a picture of Tebow at Spearmint Rhino.

/12 months if it's a pic of him at Thunder from Down Under.

How about 6 months for just the pics inside the Rhino, cuz goddamm the Rhino ain't cheap, it's like 2 bills even for a local by the time you are out the door lol

I'm reasonably certain that if I got that picture, I could get a bit more money for it than 25 bucks.

skinink: And Jesus hung out with prostitutes. If anyone needs to be saved, it's porn stars.
Just leave Lexi Belle for hundreddollarman.

FTFM

RockChalkH1N1: I bet Tebow turns out to be gay... I mean... never nailed a girl & highly religious...


I SO hope that turns out to be true.

And not for the reason you think.