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(SportsGrid)   Tim Tebow booked into same hotel as massive porn convention. Is this how the apocalypse is going to begin?   (sportsgrid.com) divider line 64
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2012-01-30 03:01:29 PM
Wow. Reminds me of the temptation of Sir Galahad.

And I don't mean the one in the Monty Python movie.

Well, maybe now that I see it in print, a little bit.
 
2012-01-30 03:10:05 PM
Seeing as how Tebow is a virgin, and probably has never rubbed one out, I'd say he's going to explode if he walks within 50 feet of a porn actress.
 
2012-01-30 03:21:10 PM
The first to bed the Tebow gets a shiny silver penis.
 
2012-01-30 03:26:54 PM

tnpir: Seeing as how Tebow is a virgin, and probably has never rubbed one out, I'd say he's going to explode if he walks within 50 feet of a porn actress.


LMAO!
 
2012-01-30 03:34:47 PM

James!: The first to bed the Tebow gets a shiny silver penis.


Are you sure Tebow won't be the one getting the shiny silver penis?
 
2012-01-30 03:38:42 PM

tnpir: Seeing as how Tebow is a virgin, and probably has never rubbed one out, I'd say he's going to explode if he walks within 50 feet of a porn actress.


I can buy the idea that he's a virgin, but never rubbing one out? No way.

And by the time he gets 50 feet away he has already came twice.
 
2012-01-30 03:46:00 PM
Only a couple weeks into his off season and he's already missed getting sacked?
 
2012-01-30 03:46:12 PM
I've been to the AVN show acouple years ago, and it's pretty much just a trade show...a boring trade show.

It was actually the low point of that particular day...
 
2012-01-30 03:48:02 PM

FirstNationalBastard: James!: The first to bed the Tebow gets a shiny silver penis.

Are you sure Tebow won't be the one getting the shiny silver penis?


I didn't specify that it had to be a female.
 
2012-01-30 04:03:31 PM

tnpir: Seeing as how Tebow is a virgin, and probably has never rubbed one out, I'd say he's going to explode if he walks within 50 feet of a porn actress.


Don't be silly.

/His head will explode like that guy in "Scanners".
//But the rest of his body will remain intact.
///While stuck in the Tebowing stance.
 
2012-01-30 04:21:33 PM

FirstNationalBastard: James!: The first to bed the Tebow gets a shiny silver penis.

Are you sure Tebow won't be the one getting the shiny silver penis?


Only if he loses his virginity to me
 
2012-01-30 04:25:07 PM
FTFA: Also: he wasn't drinking, tipped well, and essentially sounded like he was just being his devoutly religious self.

I don't understand what those things have to do with being devoutly religious.
 
2012-01-30 04:30:04 PM

Di Atribe: FirstNationalBastard: James!: The first to bed the Tebow gets a shiny silver penis.

Are you sure Tebow won't be the one getting the shiny silver penis?

Only if he loses his virginity to me


Your vagina is a crucible, my argument is invalid?
 
2012-01-30 04:32:50 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Your vagina is a crucible, my argument is invalid?


Well it was invalid anyway, but yeah, this pretty much seals it
 
2012-01-30 04:40:44 PM
"TEBOW SMAS......oh, hey, yowza. What's your name?"
 
2012-01-30 04:45:25 PM
Is it the Hooters Hotel & Casino?

/Hooters Hotel & Casino.
 
2012-01-30 04:46:12 PM
I've stayed at the same hotel several times, they have nice rooms, and a heck of a decent set of restaurants (even one hell of a steak deal that costs 7.77$ and is not total garbage), never been to the Adult Entertainment Expo, though I have heard it makes for a really fun day.

Guess me and Tebow have something in common!
 
2012-01-30 04:55:08 PM
"He found those who were selling oxen and sheep and pigeons, and the money-changers sitting there. And making a whip of cords, he drove them all out of the temple, with the sheep and oxen. And he poured out the coins of the money-changers and overturned their tables. And he told those who sold the pigeons, "Take these things away; do not make my Father's house a house of trade.
 
2012-01-30 05:16:03 PM
The Mandalay Bay is the best-smelling hotel I've ever been in.

I'm betting that soon the Hard Rock hotel will be the worst.
 
2012-01-30 05:20:01 PM

martissimo: Guess me and Tebow have something in common!


That and the virginity thing...
 
2012-01-30 05:21:14 PM
Hard Rock is nice man, but the place to go now is the Cosmopolitan, you should have seen it a few days before Halloween this year, girls in nothing but costumes that were not enough to be called a costume headed to the Marquee ( a nightclub I had just left from a press thing for), it was like "HOLY shiat!"

I love Vegas
 
2012-01-30 05:22:32 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: martissimo: Guess me and Tebow have something in common!

That and the virginity thing...


Still a virgin on one side and that part I'm sticking too tyvm
 
2012-01-30 05:49:14 PM

Cake Hunter: The Mandalay Bay is the best-smelling hotel I've ever been in.



For me it's probably a tie between THEhotel and Mandalay Bay and the Venetian. (Stayed at both.)

The worst-smelling:

Excalibur

/Haven't stayed there, though.
 
2012-01-30 06:28:34 PM

Diogenes: "TEBOW SMAS......oh, hey, yowza. What's your name?"


"SuperAIDS. Yours?"
 
2012-01-30 06:28:56 PM
I'm surprised no one's posted the picture of Tebow posing for a picture with a rather buxom fellow student during his college days.
 
2012-01-30 06:38:06 PM

The_Sponge: Cake Hunter: The Mandalay Bay is the best-smelling hotel I've ever been in.


For me it's probably a tie between THEhotel and Mandalay Bay and the Venetian. (Stayed at both.)

The worst-smelling:

Excalibur

/Haven't stayed there, though.


The excalibur just looks like it would smell bad. Like old chicken and mildew.
 
2012-01-30 06:41:31 PM
"he spent most of the time in his penthouse, only venturing out to see Cirque du Soleil's "O" at The Mirage with some of his friends. "

Isn't Cirque de Soleil a little 'girlie' for a good Xstian like Timmy? Forget his head exploding at the porn stars, imagine the results if two of the performers held hands or something...

Hell, I think it's all a sham anyway, Tim knows what his tallywhacker is for, and he's probably as moral as Newt.
 
2012-01-30 06:50:12 PM
Attention Vegas Farkers:

I'll buy you 6 months of TotalFark if you get a picture of Tebow at Spearmint Rhino.

/12 months if it's a pic of him at Thunder from Down Under.
 
2012-01-30 06:52:52 PM
Mr. Tebow will be the sort to buy himself a red Corvette when he turns 40. Either that, or he'll get his boyfriend's 'Vette in the divorce.
 
2012-01-30 06:59:32 PM
Dammit, I was there too for the AEE. To have a picture of me with Tebow and then take a snapshot with Charlie Sheen's one-time "goddess" Bree Olson would have been an astronomically epic win.

/Did meet Bree. She was cool.
//Met a bunch of other porn actresses too.
///CSB
 
2012-01-30 07:11:15 PM
Most of you are doing the whole make fun of Tebow thing and sadly you don't know what you are bringing forth.

You do realize that based on the Pittsburgh game end, there is a rather strong chance that he'll end up converting every single person there to Christianity and ending the internet far worse than SOPA could have done.

Mock now BUT REPENT FARK, END OF PORN TIMES ARE NEAR
 
2012-01-30 07:11:26 PM
I enjoy poking fun at Tim Tebow too, but c'mon, this is about as non as a non-story can get. "OMG they were in the same hotel!" Meh. Mandalay Bay is *huge*, man. But even if it wasn't: He stayed in a room. At the same hotel. Biiiiig whoop.
 
2012-01-30 07:17:36 PM
Woohoo, Teblowing!
 
2012-01-30 07:25:40 PM

The_Sponge: Attention Vegas Farkers:

I'll buy you 6 months of TotalFark if you get a picture of Tebow at Spearmint Rhino.

/12 months if it's a pic of him at Thunder from Down Under.


How about 6 months for just the pics inside the Rhino, cuz goddamm the Rhino ain't cheap, it's like 2 bills even for a local by the time you are out the door lol
 
2012-01-30 07:37:17 PM
He's in Lost Wages? He better watch it. He might turn out to be the next Art Schlichter.
 
2012-01-30 07:39:22 PM

And Jesus hung out with prostitutes. If anyone needs to be saved, it's porn stars.


Just leave Lexi Belle to do her stuff.

 
2012-01-30 07:39:46 PM

martissimo: The_Sponge: Attention Vegas Farkers:

I'll buy you 6 months of TotalFark if you get a picture of Tebow at Spearmint Rhino.

/12 months if it's a pic of him at Thunder from Down Under.

How about 6 months for just the pics inside the Rhino, cuz goddamm the Rhino ain't cheap, it's like 2 bills even for a local by the time you are out the door lol


I'm reasonably certain that if I got that picture, I could get a bit more money for it than 25 bucks.
 
2012-01-30 07:43:54 PM
exchristian.net
=
www.onlygoodmovies.com

I've been telling you people all along. Now we've got the proof.

/the next Elmer Gantry (new window)
 
2012-01-30 07:46:46 PM

skinink: And Jesus hung out with prostitutes. If anyone needs to be saved, it's porn stars.
Just leave Lexi Belle for hundreddollarman.


FTFM
 
2012-01-30 08:18:27 PM

The_Sponge: Attention Vegas Farkers:

I'll buy you 6 months of TotalFark if you get a picture of Tebow at Spearmint Rhino.

/12 months if it's a pic of him at Thunder from Down Under.


$30 to $60?? Easy there, big spender.
 
2012-01-30 08:34:06 PM
Farkers, Farkers, how am I supposed to know what a porn star at an Adult Entertainment Expo looks like if you don't show me?
 
2012-01-30 08:56:21 PM

Mikey1969: "he spent most of the time in his penthouse, only venturing out to see Cirque du Soleil's "O" at The Mirage with some of his friends. "

Isn't Cirque de Soleil a little 'girlie' for a good Xstian like Timmy? Forget his head exploding at the porn stars, imagine the results if two of the performers held hands or something...


You're right.

Let's all chip in to get him tickets to Zumanity instead.
 
2012-01-30 08:59:25 PM

CaptSquirt: Farkers, Farkers, how am I supposed to know what a porn star at an Adult Entertainment Expo looks like if you don't show me?


cdn.stripersonline.com
 
2012-01-30 09:15:59 PM
At least the man tips. Wasn't even drinking, and still tipped. That's a classy move right there.
 
2012-01-30 09:26:39 PM
For some reason this story makes me think of Paint Your Wagon.

www.thelin.net
"I tell you, that boy's got a talent for dissipation that is absolutely unique! "
 
2012-01-30 09:52:02 PM
I bet Tebow turns out to be gay... I mean... never nailed a girl & highly religious...
 
2012-01-30 09:58:32 PM

RockChalkH1N1: I bet Tebow turns out to be gay... I mean... never nailed a girl & highly religious...



I SO hope that turns out to be true.

And not for the reason you think.
 
2012-01-30 10:57:15 PM
I'm watching NBCSN and they have some tool named Chris Russo (sp) on right now.

This guy is like a farking retarded looking Henry Winkler crossed with farking Gilligan.

You NY farks even consider anything this tool says?!?!?
 
2012-01-30 11:03:26 PM

Sabyen91: Woohoo, Teblowing!


Came here for "Teboning", left sort of satisfied.

"He's the john in room 316."
 
2012-01-30 11:28:05 PM
Also: he wasn't drinking, tipped well, and essentially sounded like he was just being his devoutly religious self.

So a different kind of douchebag than the restaurant is used to.
 
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