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(Beatcalls) Florida You have a fight with your pregnant girlfriend - do you a) take the blame even if it's not your fault. b) walk away and come back when things cool down. c) rip off all of her clothes and leave her naked in the street. HINT: Florida Tag   (beatcalls.com) divider line 64
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2012-01-30 03:42:59 PM
The incident happened Sunday in Boca Raton after 27 year-old Philippe Saint Vil and his girlfriend had a verbal argument.



What other kind of argument is there? Aural? Psychic?
 
2012-01-30 03:56:27 PM
Too much detail in TFA.
 
2012-01-30 03:56:30 PM
gopher321: The incident happened Sunday in Boca Raton after 27 year-old Philippe Saint Vil and his girlfriend had a verbal argument.



What other kind of argument is there? Aural? Psychic?


Written?
 
2012-01-30 03:57:23 PM
gopher321: The incident happened Sunday in Boca Raton after 27 year-old Philippe Saint Vil and his girlfriend had a verbal argument.



What other kind of argument is there? Aural? Psychic?


Written. Though, those ones aren't as effective.
 
2012-01-30 03:57:40 PM
What's his animal name?
 
2012-01-30 03:57:58 PM
I would bet money he tells the Batterer's Intervention Program instructor:

"But I didn't HIT her, so how can that be abuse?"
 
2012-01-30 03:57:59 PM
Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2012-01-30 03:59:17 PM
gopher321: The incident happened Sunday in Boca Raton after 27 year-old Philippe Saint Vil and his girlfriend had a verbal argument.



What other kind of argument is there? Aural? Psychic?


A Mind-Fi argument...
 
2012-01-30 04:00:19 PM
Hm. Boca? She may have been cute. Or, she may have been a 60 year old snowbird.

/yes, I'm aware the guy's 27
 
2012-01-30 04:01:44 PM
I have the weirdest boner right now.
 
2012-01-30 04:02:49 PM
I_Am_Weasel: gopher321: The incident happened Sunday in Boca Raton after 27 year-old Philippe Saint Vil and his girlfriend had a verbal argument.



What other kind of argument is there? Aural? Psychic?

Written. Though, those ones aren't as effective.


That's your opinion, pal!
 
2012-01-30 04:03:52 PM
Is she hot?
 
2012-01-30 04:03:57 PM
Just a little Haitians, yeah, yeah......
 
2012-01-30 04:03:58 PM
dj_spanmaster: Hm. Boca? She may have been cute. Or, she may have been a 60 year old snowbird.

/yes, I'm aware the guy's 27


A pregnant 60 year old snowbird?
 
2012-01-30 04:04:00 PM
jst3p: That's your opinion, pal!

It's a fact. Fart face.
 
2012-01-30 04:04:05 PM
So, she's single?


/probably not
//"But I lovez him!!!! I know how he gets, I shouldn't of nagged him!"
 
2012-01-30 04:07:28 PM
gopher321: The incident happened Sunday in Boca Raton after 27 year-old Philippe Saint Vil and his girlfriend had a verbal argument.



What other kind of argument is there? Aural? Psychic?


Know how I know you've never lived around deaf people?

\\Think "epileptic mimes"...
 
2012-01-30 04:08:37 PM
Farked already.
 
2012-01-30 04:09:23 PM
gopher321: The incident happened Sunday in Boca Raton after 27 year-old Philippe Saint Vil and his girlfriend had a verbal argument.



What other kind of argument is there? Aural? Psychic?


Visual, you can fight using sign language or using charades/Pantomime.
 
2012-01-30 04:09:33 PM
gopher321: The incident happened Sunday in Boca Raton after 27 year-old Philippe Saint Vil and his girlfriend had a verbal argument.



What other kind of argument is there? Aural? Psychic?


Anal.

/ fbxrd
 
2012-01-30 04:14:56 PM
Mr Guy: Is she hot?

Of course not, she's nekkid. In Florida this time of year, at most she's warm.
 
2012-01-30 04:15:58 PM
Coat hanger?
 
2012-01-30 04:16:36 PM
Loaf's Tray: opher321: The incident happened Sunday in Boca Raton after 27 year-old Philippe Saint Vil and his girlfriend had a verbal argument.



What other kind of argument is there? Aural? Psychic?

Know how I know you've never lived around deaf people?

\\Think "epileptic mimes"...


Beat me to it.
 
2012-01-30 04:18:52 PM
First we need to know how pregnant before we ask for pics,
 
2012-01-30 04:19:25 PM
gopher321: The incident happened Sunday in Boca Raton after 27 year-old Philippe Saint Vil and his girlfriend had a verbal argument.



What other kind of argument is there? Aural? Psychic?


Mathematical arguments?
 
2012-01-30 04:19:29 PM
Well, it is rather hot in Florida...
 
2012-01-30 04:19:55 PM
Link is farked. Will this thread be a racist one?
 
2012-01-30 04:21:50 PM
FLMountainMan: Just a little Haitians, yeah, yeah......

Fantastic!
 
2012-01-30 04:26:31 PM
LarryDan43: Coat hanger?

Falcon punch!
 
2012-01-30 04:28:57 PM
How pregnant?
 
2012-01-30 04:33:13 PM
yeah, I'm gonna take the blame just because she's pregnant. She's lucky she didn't get a couple boots to the face.
 
2012-01-30 04:34:31 PM
gopher321: The incident happened Sunday in Boca Raton after 27 year-old Philippe Saint Vil and his girlfriend had a verbal argument.



What other kind of argument is there? Aural? Psychic?


Invalid arguments?
 
2012-01-30 04:34:49 PM
lack of warmth: dj_spanmaster: Hm. Boca? She may have been cute. Or, she may have been a 60 year old snowbird.

/yes, I'm aware the guy's 27

A pregnant 60 year old snowbird?


Sounds like the start to a great joke or limerick
 
2012-01-30 04:38:49 PM
MagSeven: Link is farked. Will this thread be a racist one?

Well, having lived in Greenacres I'll relate a few of my favorite Haitian stories.

So I was driving down a main road (Forrest Hill, if that means anything to you) when all of a sudden there was a car stopped in the right lane in front of me. Maybe it was broken down? Maybe they blew a tire? No, it was just a Haitian woman who had pulled over in traffic to talk to one of her friends on the side of the road.

Another time, I was at the bank, and the manager was helping this Haitian guy open an account. She was probably one of the nicest and smartest bank employees I have ever met, speaking English, Spanish, and Creole. All of a sudden the Haitian guy gets upset over something and punches the manager in the head across the counter. Hooray!

There was another one I read in the paper where this guy drove away from two Haitian drug dealers without paying for a dime of weed, so they got in their car and chased after him. The guy crashed into a ditch and ran away, leaving his girlfriend in the car. When the Haitians got to the car and saw that the guy was gone, they beat the piss out of the girlfriend instead.

I've got tons of similar stories about other races doing stupid shiat while I was living in Florida.
 
2012-01-30 04:39:34 PM
Apparently the link was ripped off too.

Ah database errors
 
2012-01-30 04:41:07 PM
tetsoushima: Well, having lived in Greenacres

It's the place to be!
 
2012-01-30 04:41:15 PM
I thought the headline said "FLIGHT" not fight - made it more amusing
 
2012-01-30 04:42:07 PM
That's totally on my buskett list, to sex a ready to pop pregnant woman.
 
2012-01-30 04:45:29 PM
lasercannon: gopher321: The incident happened Sunday in Boca Raton after 27 year-old Philippe Saint Vil and his girlfriend had a verbal argument.



What other kind of argument is there? Aural? Psychic?

Visual, you can fight using sign language or using charades/Pantomime.


When my buddies and I get into a fight, we duke it out in a break dancing contest.

/old school
 
2012-01-30 04:45:52 PM
Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2012-01-30 04:49:46 PM
four95: Pics or it didn't happen.

Post any prego pic.
 
2012-01-30 04:50:53 PM
did she cry? it's always better when she cries!
 
2012-01-30 04:52:28 PM
If your clothes are so easily removed, maybe you shouldn't be wearing them whilst pregnant. In public.

/Might be why she is pregnant in the first place
 
2012-01-30 04:55:10 PM
turtleking: four95: Pics or it didn't happen.

Post any prego pic.


29.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-01-30 04:57:33 PM
I_Am_Weasel: gopher321:
What other kind of argument is there? Aural? Psychic?
Written. Though, those ones aren't as effective.


And yet, here we all are.
 
2012-01-30 05:00:18 PM
tetsoushima: MagSeven: Link is farked. Will this thread be a racist one?

Well, having lived in Greenacres I'll relate a few of my favorite Haitian stories.

So I was driving down a main road (Forrest Hill, if that means anything to you) when all of a sudden there was a car stopped in the right lane in front of me. Maybe it was broken down? Maybe they blew a tire? No, it was just a Haitian woman who had pulled over in traffic to talk to one of her friends on the side of the road.

Another time, I was at the bank, and the manager was helping this Haitian guy open an account. She was probably one of the nicest and smartest bank employees I have ever met, speaking English, Spanish, and Creole. All of a sudden the Haitian guy gets upset over something and punches the manager in the head across the counter. Hooray!

There was another one I read in the paper where this guy drove away from two Haitian drug dealers without paying for a dime of weed, so they got in their car and chased after him. The guy crashed into a ditch and ran away, leaving his girlfriend in the car. When the Haitians got to the car and saw that the guy was gone, they beat the piss out of the girlfriend instead.

I've got tons of similar stories about other races doing stupid shiat while I was living in Florida.


Many people would pull over and talk to their friend. the manager is apparently not as nice as you think. Many drug dealers would beat up the passenger in a guilt-by-association fallacy OR most people would be smart enough to know that what a boyfriend does with drug dealers a girlfriend is usually involved with.

You sir, are racist as all fuuuuuuucc--
 
2012-01-30 05:02:41 PM
jst3p: turtleking: four95: Pics or it didn't happen.

Post any prego pic.

[29.media.tumblr.com image 437x309]


I....have no words for this.
 
2012-01-30 05:13:27 PM
jst3p: turtleking: four95: Pics or it didn't happen.

Post any prego pic.


I......... Uh........ Well, ok then
 
2012-01-30 05:15:52 PM
Bennie Crabtree: tetsoushima: MagSeven: Link is farked. Will this thread be a racist one?

Well, having lived in Greenacres I'll relate a few of my favorite Haitian stories.

So I was driving down a main road (Forrest Hill, if that means anything to you) when all of a sudden there was a car stopped in the right lane in front of me. Maybe it was broken down? Maybe they blew a tire? No, it was just a Haitian woman who had pulled over in traffic to talk to one of her friends on the side of the road.

Another time, I was at the bank, and the manager was helping this Haitian guy open an account. She was probably one of the nicest and smartest bank employees I have ever met, speaking English, Spanish, and Creole. All of a sudden the Haitian guy gets upset over something and punches the manager in the head across the counter. Hooray!

There was another one I read in the paper where this guy drove away from two Haitian drug dealers without paying for a dime of weed, so they got in their car and chased after him. The guy crashed into a ditch and ran away, leaving his girlfriend in the car. When the Haitians got to the car and saw that the guy was gone, they beat the piss out of the girlfriend instead.

I've got tons of similar stories about other races doing stupid shiat while I was living in Florida.

Many people would pull over and talk to their friend. the manager is apparently not as nice as you think. Many drug dealers would beat up the passenger in a guilt-by-association fallacy OR most people would be smart enough to know that what a boyfriend does with drug dealers a girlfriend is usually involved with.

You sir, are racist as all fuuuuuuucc--


there is difference between racist and reality. my brother lived in FLA for years and i heard much the same thing, and from others as well. what is, is.
 
2012-01-30 05:17:16 PM
turtleking: four95: Pics or it didn't happen.

Post any prego pic.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
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