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You have a fight with your pregnant girlfriend - do you a) take the blame even if it's not your fault. b) walk away and come back when things cool down. c) rip off all of her clothes and leave her naked in the street. HINT: Florida Tag
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gopher321
2012-01-30 03:42:59 PM
The incident happened Sunday in Boca Raton after 27 year-old Philippe Saint Vil and his girlfriend had a
verbal
argument.
What other kind of argument is there? Aural? Psychic?
Ronin FF
2012-01-30 03:56:27 PM
Too much detail in TFA.
Treygreen13
2012-01-30 03:56:30 PM
gopher321
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The incident happened Sunday in Boca Raton after 27 year-old Philippe Saint Vil and his girlfriend had a verbal argument.
What other kind of argument is there? Aural? Psychic?
Written?
I_Am_Weasel
2012-01-30 03:57:23 PM
gopher321
:
The incident happened Sunday in Boca Raton after 27 year-old Philippe Saint Vil and his girlfriend had a verbal argument.
What other kind of argument is there? Aural? Psychic?
Written. Though, those ones aren't as effective.
bugmn99
2012-01-30 03:57:40 PM
What's his animal name?
skink
2012-01-30 03:57:58 PM
I would bet money he tells the Batterer's Intervention Program instructor:
"But I didn't HIT her, so how can that be abuse?"
DrSticky
2012-01-30 03:57:59 PM
Pics or it didn't happen.
QuinnTheFetus
2012-01-30 03:59:17 PM
gopher321
:
The incident happened Sunday in Boca Raton after 27 year-old Philippe Saint Vil and his girlfriend had a verbal argument.
What other kind of argument is there? Aural? Psychic?
A Mind-Fi argument...
dj_spanmaster
2012-01-30 04:00:19 PM
Hm. Boca? She may have been cute. Or, she may have been a 60 year old snowbird.
/yes, I'm aware the guy's 27
Walker
2012-01-30 04:01:44 PM
I have the weirdest boner right now.
jst3p
2012-01-30 04:02:49 PM
I_Am_Weasel
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gopher321: The incident happened Sunday in Boca Raton after 27 year-old Philippe Saint Vil and his girlfriend had a verbal argument.
What other kind of argument is there? Aural? Psychic?
Written. Though, those ones aren't as effective.
That's your opinion, pal!
Mr Guy
2012-01-30 04:03:52 PM
Is she hot?
FLMountainMan
2012-01-30 04:03:57 PM
Just a little Haitians, yeah, yeah......
lack of warmth
2012-01-30 04:03:58 PM
dj_spanmaster
:
Hm. Boca? She may have been cute. Or, she may have been a 60 year old snowbird.
/yes, I'm aware the guy's 27
A pregnant 60 year old snowbird?
MyNameIsMofuga
2012-01-30 04:04:00 PM
jst3p
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That's your opinion, pal!
It's a fact. Fart face.
jst3p
2012-01-30 04:04:05 PM
So, she's single?
/probably not
//"But I lovez him!!!! I know how he gets, I shouldn't of nagged him!"
Loaf's Tray
2012-01-30 04:07:28 PM
gopher321
:
The incident happened Sunday in Boca Raton after 27 year-old Philippe Saint Vil and his girlfriend had a verbal argument.
What other kind of argument is there? Aural? Psychic?
Know how I know you've never lived around deaf people?
\\Think "epileptic mimes"...
No_Good_Name
2012-01-30 04:08:37 PM
Farked already.
lasercannon
2012-01-30 04:09:23 PM
gopher321
:
The incident happened Sunday in Boca Raton after 27 year-old Philippe Saint Vil and his girlfriend had a verbal argument.
What other kind of argument is there? Aural? Psychic?
Visual, you can fight using sign language or using charades/Pantomime.
Nick Nostril
2012-01-30 04:09:33 PM
gopher321
:
The incident happened Sunday in Boca Raton after 27 year-old Philippe Saint Vil and his girlfriend had a verbal argument.
What other kind of argument is there? Aural? Psychic?
Anal.
/ fbxrd
MoronLessOff
2012-01-30 04:14:56 PM
Mr Guy
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Is she hot?
Of course not, she's nekkid. In Florida this time of year, at most she's warm.
LarryDan43
2012-01-30 04:15:58 PM
Coat hanger?
lasercannon
2012-01-30 04:16:36 PM
Loaf's Tray
:
opher321: The incident happened Sunday in Boca Raton after 27 year-old Philippe Saint Vil and his girlfriend had a verbal argument.
What other kind of argument is there? Aural? Psychic?
Know how I know you've never lived around deaf people?
\\Think "epileptic mimes"...
Beat me to it.
Bigjake55
2012-01-30 04:18:52 PM
First we need to know how pregnant before we ask for pics,
Grand Architect
2012-01-30 04:19:25 PM
gopher321
:
The incident happened Sunday in Boca Raton after 27 year-old Philippe Saint Vil and his girlfriend had a verbal argument.
What other kind of argument is there? Aural? Psychic?
Mathematical arguments?
7wolf
2012-01-30 04:19:29 PM
Well, it is rather hot in Florida...
MagSeven
2012-01-30 04:19:55 PM
Link is farked. Will this thread be a racist one?
Death By Platypus
2012-01-30 04:21:50 PM
FLMountainMan
:
Just a little Haitians, yeah, yeah......
Fantastic!
belhade
2012-01-30 04:26:31 PM
LarryDan43
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Coat hanger?
Falcon punch!
Loaf's Tray
2012-01-30 04:28:57 PM
How pregnant?
Jingle Strangle
2012-01-30 04:33:13 PM
yeah, I'm gonna take the blame just because she's pregnant. She's lucky she didn't get a couple boots to the face.
traylor
2012-01-30 04:34:31 PM
gopher321
:
The incident happened Sunday in Boca Raton after 27 year-old Philippe Saint Vil and his girlfriend had a verbal argument.
What other kind of argument is there? Aural? Psychic?
Invalid arguments?
dj_spanmaster
2012-01-30 04:34:49 PM
lack of warmth
:
dj_spanmaster: Hm. Boca? She may have been cute. Or, she may have been a 60 year old snowbird.
/yes, I'm aware the guy's 27
A pregnant 60 year old snowbird?
Sounds like the start to a great joke or limerick
tetsoushima
2012-01-30 04:38:49 PM
MagSeven
:
Link is farked. Will this thread be a racist one?
Well, having lived in Greenacres I'll relate a few of my favorite Haitian stories.
So I was driving down a main road (Forrest Hill, if that means anything to you) when all of a sudden there was a car stopped in the right lane in front of me. Maybe it was broken down? Maybe they blew a tire? No, it was just a Haitian woman who had pulled over in traffic to talk to one of her friends on the side of the road.
Another time, I was at the bank, and the manager was helping this Haitian guy open an account. She was probably one of the nicest and smartest bank employees I have ever met, speaking English, Spanish, and Creole. All of a sudden the Haitian guy gets upset over something and punches the manager in the head across the counter. Hooray!
There was another one I read in the paper where this guy drove away from two Haitian drug dealers without paying for a dime of weed, so they got in their car and chased after him. The guy crashed into a ditch and ran away, leaving his girlfriend in the car. When the Haitians got to the car and saw that the guy was gone, they beat the piss out of the girlfriend instead.
I've got tons of similar stories about other races doing stupid shiat while I was living in Florida.
cwolf20
2012-01-30 04:39:34 PM
Apparently the link was ripped off too.
Ah database errors
jst3p
2012-01-30 04:41:07 PM
tetsoushima
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Well, having lived in Greenacres
It's the place to be!
Contrabulous Flabtraption
2012-01-30 04:41:15 PM
I thought the headline said "FLIGHT" not fight - made it more amusing
LeroyBourne
2012-01-30 04:42:07 PM
That's totally on my buskett list, to sex a ready to pop pregnant woman.
umad
2012-01-30 04:45:29 PM
lasercannon
:
gopher321: The incident happened Sunday in Boca Raton after 27 year-old Philippe Saint Vil and his girlfriend had a verbal argument.
What other kind of argument is there? Aural? Psychic?
Visual, you can fight using sign language or using charades/Pantomime.
When my buddies and I get into a fight, we duke it out in a break dancing contest.
/old school
four95
2012-01-30 04:45:52 PM
Pics or it didn't happen.
turtleking
2012-01-30 04:49:46 PM
four95
:
Pics or it didn't happen.
Post any prego pic.
some_beer_drinker
2012-01-30 04:50:53 PM
did she cry? it's always better when she cries!
Yogimus
2012-01-30 04:52:28 PM
If your clothes are so easily removed, maybe you shouldn't be wearing them whilst pregnant. In public.
/Might be why she is pregnant in the first place
jst3p
2012-01-30 04:55:10 PM
turtleking
:
four95: Pics or it didn't happen.
Post any prego pic.
cryinoutloud
2012-01-30 04:57:33 PM
I_Am_Weasel
:
gopher321:
What other kind of argument is there? Aural? Psychic?
Written. Though, those ones aren't as effective.
And yet, here we all are.
Bennie Crabtree
2012-01-30 05:00:18 PM
tetsoushima
:
MagSeven: Link is farked. Will this thread be a racist one?
Well, having lived in Greenacres I'll relate a few of my favorite Haitian stories.
So I was driving down a main road (Forrest Hill, if that means anything to you) when all of a sudden there was a car stopped in the right lane in front of me. Maybe it was broken down? Maybe they blew a tire? No, it was just a Haitian woman who had pulled over in traffic to talk to one of her friends on the side of the road.
Another time, I was at the bank, and the manager was helping this Haitian guy open an account. She was probably one of the nicest and smartest bank employees I have ever met, speaking English, Spanish, and Creole. All of a sudden the Haitian guy gets upset over something and punches the manager in the head across the counter. Hooray!
There was another one I read in the paper where this guy drove away from two Haitian drug dealers without paying for a dime of weed, so they got in their car and chased after him. The guy crashed into a ditch and ran away, leaving his girlfriend in the car. When the Haitians got to the car and saw that the guy was gone, they beat the piss out of the girlfriend instead.
I've got tons of similar stories about other races doing stupid shiat while I was living in Florida.
Many people would pull over and talk to their friend. the manager is apparently not as nice as you think. Many drug dealers would beat up the passenger in a guilt-by-association fallacy OR most people would be smart enough to know that what a boyfriend does with drug dealers a girlfriend is usually involved with.
You sir, are racist as all fuuuuuuucc--
MoronLessOff
2012-01-30 05:02:41 PM
jst3p
:
turtleking: four95: Pics or it didn't happen.
Post any prego pic.
[29.media.tumblr.com image 437x309]
I....have no words for this.
GrandDamnDeeDee
2012-01-30 05:13:27 PM
jst3p
:
turtleking: four95: Pics or it didn't happen.
Post any prego pic.
I......... Uh........ Well, ok then
KrispyKritter
2012-01-30 05:15:52 PM
Bennie Crabtree
:
tetsoushima: MagSeven: Link is farked. Will this thread be a racist one?
Well, having lived in Greenacres I'll relate a few of my favorite Haitian stories.
So I was driving down a main road (Forrest Hill, if that means anything to you) when all of a sudden there was a car stopped in the right lane in front of me. Maybe it was broken down? Maybe they blew a tire? No, it was just a Haitian woman who had pulled over in traffic to talk to one of her friends on the side of the road.
Another time, I was at the bank, and the manager was helping this Haitian guy open an account. She was probably one of the nicest and smartest bank employees I have ever met, speaking English, Spanish, and Creole. All of a sudden the Haitian guy gets upset over something and punches the manager in the head across the counter. Hooray!
There was another one I read in the paper where this guy drove away from two Haitian drug dealers without paying for a dime of weed, so they got in their car and chased after him. The guy crashed into a ditch and ran away, leaving his girlfriend in the car. When the Haitians got to the car and saw that the guy was gone, they beat the piss out of the girlfriend instead.
I've got tons of similar stories about other races doing stupid shiat while I was living in Florida.
Many people would pull over and talk to their friend. the manager is apparently not as nice as you think. Many drug dealers would beat up the passenger in a guilt-by-association fallacy OR most people would be smart enough to know that what a boyfriend does with drug dealers a girlfriend is usually involved with.
You sir, are racist as all fuuuuuuucc--
there is difference between racist and reality. my brother lived in FLA for years and i heard much the same thing, and from others as well. what is, is.
jst3p
2012-01-30 05:17:16 PM
turtleking
:
four95: Pics or it didn't happen.
Post any prego pic.
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